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(Some Guy)		How does a girl get noticed in a big college town? Crashing your car into a building while driving naked seems to do the trick (kcrg.com)		75
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pdrake		2011-01-21 02:15:29 AM

stopped reading after the article mentioned he was staying at the stratosphere ...

i'm surprised he wasn't rolled and stabbed by a pimp.

SJKebab		2011-01-21 02:31:37 AM

pdrake: stopped reading after the article mentioned he was staying at the stratosphere ...

i'm surprised he wasn't rolled and stabbed by a pimp.

And 1.8 million for his embarrassment? The guy's ambitious you have to admit that.

/yeah I know, wrong thread

Father_Jack		2011-01-21 03:19:45 AM

eww. looks fat. would not hit it.

Gawdzila		2011-01-21 03:21:00 AM

Yeeeeeaahhh.... I could do without pics. Thanks.

EditorialSpace		2011-01-21 03:22:08 AM

She is being charged for Driving While Intoxicated after a urine test revealed marijuana in her system. Great work there, Lou. Marijuana stays in your system for at least 45 days, untreated.

Schlock		2011-01-21 03:29:15 AM

Basis for the Shortpacked character Amber O'Malley?

www.shortpacked.com

Sumo Ninja		2011-01-21 03:31:12 AM

Standin on a corner in Winslow Arizona,
I'm such a fine sight to see.
It's a girl my lord, in a flat bed ford,
driving through a building next to me.

Mr. Potatoass		2011-01-21 03:32:40 AM

Sumo Ninja:

Take it easy, bro.

Sumo Ninja		2011-01-21 03:38:59 AM

Mr. Potatoass: Sumo Ninja:

Take it easy, bro.

Take it easy, take it easy.
I got the lord above to thank
That the fat girl didn't cheese me.

Clint_Torres		2011-01-21 03:45:24 AM

Hilary T. N. Seuss		2011-01-21 03:49:19 AM

Amber D. Dittrich, 21, drove off the roadway and hit a building located at 1000 Clinton Street on March 30, 2010.

After the crash, officers allegedly found Dittrich at the intersection of McCollister Boulevard and Old Highway 218 with no clothes on.

I looked up those two addresses, and they're about 3.5 (from North Clinton) or 2 (from South Clinton) miles apart. Either way, that's a long way for someone to wander around naked and high.

/looks like she could use the exercise anyway

Poo_Fight		2011-01-21 03:49:22 AM

Naked Lady Driver?

I was all: "Hey baby what's your name?"

Then I saw the mugshot and decided I should know your name in order to NEVER CROSS PATHS WITH YOU AGAIN!!!!

Coming on a Bicycle		2011-01-21 03:52:24 AM

Give her to me then, if y'all don't want her.

/Married.

SirEattonHogg		2011-01-21 04:06:14 AM

I'd do her after a few tumblers of whiskey.

Admittedly, I have pretty low standards.

Meh.

JackalRabbit		2011-01-21 04:20:07 AM

I grew up in Iowa. Always had fat, nakid chicks wandering around.

/course we called em cows
/tipping?

RoyHobbs22		2011-01-21 04:22:46 AM

Depending on the rest of her body, looks like she could be one of those that is good from far, but far from good.

Aulus		2011-01-21 05:31:37 AM

Not surprised it is from Iowa City/Peoples Republic of Johnson County.

drewkumo		2011-01-21 05:39:07 AM

TF;DR

eddyatwork		2011-01-21 06:27:08 AM

I'd hit it and run!

Arcturus72		2011-01-21 06:38:03 AM

Why do fatties swallow?

Because they're HUNGRY!!!

I'd hit it.

neglogon		2011-01-21 06:41:10 AM

JackalRabbit: I grew up in Iowa. Always had fat, nakid chicks wandering around.

/course we called em cows
/tipping?

After looking at the mugshot, I think cow tazing would have been more appropriate

swahnhennessy		2011-01-21 06:42:35 AM

She looks like the prototypical TFette.

/ducks

JackalRabbit		2011-01-21 06:54:41 AM

neglogon: JackalRabbit: I grew up in Iowa. Always had fat, nakid chicks wandering around.

/course we called em cows
/tipping?

After looking at the mugshot, I think cow tazing would have been more appropriate

Captive bolt pistol

AstroJesus		2011-01-21 07:03:52 AM

I don't know, those glasses say, "I'm crazy in bed once I take off these glases."

patent holder		2011-01-21 07:18:09 AM

EditorialSpace: She is being charged for Driving While Intoxicated after a urine test revealed marijuana in her system. Great work there, Lou. Marijuana stays in your system for at least 45 days, untreated.

-Drove her car into a building (or did the building jump out in front of her?)

-Walking around Iowa naked in winter.

Sounds intoxicated to me.

Not everybody that gets high is into "peace, love, nature....." some are just plain old substance abusers, no different that drunks.

hillary		2011-01-21 07:38:35 AM

I haven't smoked pot in over 25 years, but I don't recall ever getting so high on just pot that I'd drive a car into a building and then end up in the middle of an intersection sans loincloth.

What kind of pot was this kid smoking? Was it laced with Timothy Leary's powdered bones?

//I do remember waking up naked in a cornfield when I was in college, but there was whisky and Molson's involved on top of the pot, as well as an angry young woman who never did tell me what I did to piss her off.

Shakin_Haitian		2011-01-21 07:46:14 AM

hillary: I haven't smoked pot in over 25 years, but I don't recall ever getting so high on just pot that I'd drive a car into a building and then end up in the middle of an intersection sans loincloth.

What kind of pot was this kid smoking? Was it laced with Timothy Leary's powdered bones?

//I do remember waking up naked in a cornfield when I was in college, but there was whisky and Molson's involved on top of the pot, as well as an angry young woman who never did tell me what I did to piss her off.

It's incredibly rare, but pot can really fark up a person's head. The person has to basically be an undiagnosed schizophrenic.

Kryler		2011-01-21 08:08:33 AM

Hey isn't that this chick?
media.jsonline.com

beavens		2011-01-21 08:15:02 AM

pot doesn't make people stupid.

they are stupid already.

MCStymie		2011-01-21 08:20:54 AM

I'd hit it. Why the hell not? She's got the "Crazy Velma" thing going.

reillan		2011-01-21 08:26:25 AM

MCStymie: I'd hit it. Why the hell not? She's got the "Crazy Velma" thing going.

If there's one rule I hope my life can serve as a warning to others to prove, it's this: Don't stick it in the crazy.

Pants full of macaroni!!		2011-01-21 08:38:56 AM

I'd crash into it.

/i'm not proud

LittleBlondeJug		2011-01-21 08:39:51 AM

What an Attention Whore.

cats4rent		2011-01-21 08:42:27 AM

she is adventurous. i like that.

ThatGuyOverThere		2011-01-21 08:52:31 AM

She's just trying to get attention again.

wingnut396		2011-01-21 08:53:12 AM

Sumo Ninja: Mr. Potatoass: Sumo Ninja:

Take it easy, bro.

Take it easy, take it easy.
I got the lord above to thank
That the fat girl didn't cheese me.

Toke it up and take a drive,
Don't even try to save your ride,
Just find a place to show your hide,
and take it easy.....

Flash314		2011-01-21 08:57:41 AM

Yeah, I'd hit it, if I found her naked and high... That's not saying much though...

Badgerlad		2011-01-21 09:06:28 AM

Really, really, really unavailable for comment:

stupidcelebrities.net

Chimperror2		2011-01-21 09:07:20 AM

Monica look-a-like on Clinton street. *snort*

ham006		2011-01-21 09:11:21 AM

patent holder: EditorialSpace: She is being charged for Driving While Intoxicated after a urine test revealed marijuana in her system. Great work there, Lou. Marijuana stays in your system for at least 45 days, untreated.

-Drove her car into a building (or did the building jump out in front of her?)

-Walking around Iowa naked in winter.

Sounds intoxicated to me.

Not everybody that gets high is into "peace, love, nature....." some are just plain old substance abusers, no different that drunks.

But Bud has NEVER caused ANYONE i have ever known to walk around naked in a cold state(WI,IL,MI) in the middle of winter. If you get high enough to think that is a good idea, you are probably to high to get off the farking couch to actually do it.

TechnoMule		2011-01-21 09:11:28 AM

When driving naked, don't you find the seat belt to, uh.. chafe?

Also, where do you keep your driver's license and keys?

Clint_Torres		2011-01-21 09:14:15 AM

RoyHobbs22: Depending on the rest of her body, looks like she could be one of those that is good from far, but far from good.

I call those Monets. They look good from far away, but then when you get close....

Hermione_Granger		2011-01-21 09:14:41 AM

First thing I did was click to make sure it wasn't my kid.

Whew. Dodged a bullet there.

LittleBlondeJug		2011-01-21 09:17:32 AM

TechnoMule: When driving naked, don't you find the seat belt to, uh.. chafe?

Also, where do you keep your driver's license and keys?

In there.

the masked farker		2011-01-21 09:24:16 AM

LittleBlondeJug: TechnoMule: When driving naked, don't you find the seat belt to, uh.. chafe?

Also, where do you keep your driver's license and keys?

In there.

This is why you show up in a pretty color on my screen! :-)

beavens		2011-01-21 09:30:02 AM

LittleBlondeJug: TechnoMule: When driving naked, don't you find the seat belt to, uh.. chafe?

Also, where do you keep your driver's license and keys?

In there.

that explains the funny taste!

skiler78		2011-01-21 09:36:43 AM

LittleBlondeJug		2011-01-21 09:39:19 AM

beavens: LittleBlondeJug: TechnoMule: When driving naked, don't you find the seat belt to, uh.. chafe?

Also, where do you keep your driver's license and keys?

In there.

that explains the funny taste!

You've been eating my license?