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(BBC) Spiffy A species of amoeba - a single-celled organism - actually "farms" the bacteria it eats, making it smarter than most Manhattanites   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 28
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2011-01-19 05:13:30 PM
Manhattanites don't need to know how to farm... they put bread on their table by getting farm subsidies. (new window)
 
2011-01-19 05:18:32 PM
What's a paramecium brain?
 
2011-01-19 05:21:19 PM
no shiat...new york city is the center of tardation. shiatty national media. the farks on wall street. wonder why the nation is going to shiat? it's because of new york city.
 
2011-01-19 05:22:43 PM
Oh, hey, cool... it's like Republicans and poor people!

/ducks, runs away
 
2011-01-19 05:24:36 PM
Nice burn, submitter. Because nobody in Manhattan eats farmed food. All the food comes from... uh... well, not farms that's for sure.
 
2011-01-19 05:27:26 PM
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2011-01-19 05:28:57 PM
I've never seen anything like it before. This amoeba's got a mind of it's own.
 
2011-01-19 05:30:46 PM
A species of amoeba - a single-celled organism -

I know this is Fark, but was that explanation really necessary, subby?
 
2011-01-19 05:33:28 PM
Gunny Highway: What's a paramecium brain?

A paramecium is not a pair,

A parallelogram is just a crazy square.

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/got nuthin'
 
2011-01-19 05:34:33 PM
really? manhattanites? That's who we're hating on now? okay, cool, thanks for the heads-up.

next up to hate on -- can we try people in wyoming? there are so few of them, they'll never be able to fight back. and i'm jealous of how pretty their state is.
 
2011-01-19 05:36:22 PM
Why would I need to farm bacteria when there's at least 50 restaurants crawling with bacteria within 2 inches of my apartment?

/Just getting it out of the way.
 
2011-01-19 05:36:26 PM
Yes, but every species of single-celled organisms literally dwarfs the mental capacity of congressional Republicans.
 
2011-01-19 05:37:33 PM
Subby: what you got against NYers?
 
2011-01-19 05:42:58 PM
Quit busting on Kansas, assholes.
 
2011-01-19 05:47:54 PM
HotWingConspiracy: Quit busting on Kansas, assholes.

I LOLed

/lives in Manhattan (NYC, not Kansas)
 
2011-01-19 05:53:27 PM
AnyName: Why would I need to farm bacteria when there's at least 50 restaurants crawling with bacteria within 2 inches of my apartment?

/Just getting it out of the way.


So you don't have to compete with the rats.
 
2011-01-19 06:13:18 PM
Gunny Highway: What's a paramecium brain?

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I'll tell you what a paramecium is! That's the paramecium! It's a one-celled critter with no brain, that can't fly! Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer!
 
2011-01-19 06:46:25 PM
Endosymbiotic theory kind of suggests all multicellular life evolved from amoebas farming bacteria.

The mitochondria in all our body's cells (and plastids in plant cells) have their own DNA which propagates separately from the rest of the DNA. You get all your mitochondrial DNA entirely from your mother's egg, which is the same as the mitochondria that came from your grandmother, and your great grandmother...

From the link above:
* New mitochondria and plastids are formed only through a process similar to binary fission. In some algae, such as Euglena, the plastids can be destroyed by certain chemicals or prolonged absence of light without otherwise affecting the cell. In such a case, the plastids will not regenerate.
* They are surrounded by two or more membranes, and the innermost of these shows differences in composition from the other membranes of the cell. The composition is like that of a bacterial cell membrane.
* Both mitochondria and plastids contain DNA that is different from that of the cell nucleus and that is similar to that of bacteria (in being circular in shape and in its size).
* DNA sequence analysis and phylogenetic estimates suggest that nuclear DNA contains genes that probably came from plastids.
* These organelles' ribosomes are like those found in bacteria (70S).
* Mitochondria and plastids are similar in size to bacteria.

Of course, seeing as how Eve came from Adam's rib, all of this is just evidence that God designed the bacteria first (Genesis 1:25-27) and likes recycling his ideas.
 
2011-01-19 07:13:32 PM
Check out NYC's low and middle income housing programs. If you live anywhere in New York State, a portion of your property taxes, possibly even your income taxes, are going to pay for young socialites renting apartments in fancy new Manhattan buildings where they are having a much more fun life then you are, but on your dime.

And the owners of those Manhattan buildings those kids are living in? They are laughing all the way to the bank with your tax dollars in hand, of course.
 
2011-01-19 08:25:20 PM
studentgrant75: Subby: what you got against NYers?

I've worked with Manhattanites since the early 80's. Isn't that enough?
/and they don't farm
 
2011-01-19 08:51:53 PM
Xenomech: A species of amoeba - a single-celled organism -
I know this is Fark, but was that explanation really necessary, subby?


Someone apparently needs to explain to the article's writer that a slime molds is not the same as an amoeba
 
2011-01-19 08:53:18 PM
AlwaysRightBoy: studentgrant75: Subby: what you got against NYers?

I've worked with Manhattanites since the early 80's. Isn't that enough?
/and they don't farm


A lot of us don't, and it's no big deal. The trouble with Manhattanites is they don't farm on principle.
 
2011-01-19 09:11:46 PM
Bagelox-99: The trouble with Manhattanites is they don't farm on principle.

heh. but then again, there really are a good deal of community veggie gardens in the five boroughs including Manhattan.

community gardens
 
2011-01-19 11:24:10 PM
AlwaysRightBoy: Bagelox-99: The trouble with Manhattanites is they don't farm on principle.

heh. but then again, there really are a good deal of community veggie gardens in the five boroughs including Manhattan.

community gardens


ah, but you see, when they do farm, that's on principle too.
 
2011-01-20 04:14:13 AM
Don't dis the Amoboids!

They were the Earth's first predators. They were the first Eukaryotes. Nearly 4 Billion years into Earth's history. And farming bacteria was the pivotal point in Evolution that lead to YOU. All the Plants, Animals and Fungi. All the higher organisms.

An ancient aboeboid swallowing a cyanobacterium and a mitochodroid without digesting them lead to your existence and the existence of every higher organism. Instead using them to generate food for themselves.
 
2011-01-20 06:10:53 AM
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I'm too puzzled by the randomness of the headline to be offended. Am I not getting some reference?
 
2011-01-20 12:19:56 PM
FTA: Ms Brock said that further study has already found other species of amoeba that "pack a lunch", and that D. discoideum carries more than just a snack.
"Bacteria generally provide huge resources that are really untapped," Ms Brock said.
"These amoebas carry bacteria that aren't just used for food, so that's what I'm looking into now."


I'm curious about what she means by that. Has she possibly noticed something like a proto-organelle? (i.e a bacterium already in an endosymbiotic relationship with the amoeba, but which has not yet entirely lost its ability to function outside of it, the way mitochondria and chloroplasts can no longer function independantly.)
 
2011-01-21 12:34:20 AM
But humans? THAT's irreducible complexity. /sarcasm
 
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