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(The Sun)   Man killed by his own cock. Police suspect fowl play   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 51
    More: Strange, cockfights, razor blades, Indian Police, birds  
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2011-01-19 09:26:47 AM
The animal had emerged victorious, but witnesses said the victim died after the feathered fiend cut his throat with razor

Karma's a biatch.
 
2011-01-19 09:28:25 AM
Why Little Jerry? WHY???
 
2011-01-19 09:28:35 AM
Ye-e-e-a-a-a-h, here come The Rooster!!!
 
2011-01-19 09:32:22 AM
AIDS?
 
2011-01-19 09:33:12 AM
i369.photobucket.com

My big cock. LOOK AT IT!
 
2011-01-19 09:36:39 AM
Did this take place in Nantucket?
 
2011-01-19 09:37:06 AM
man_with_big_cock.jpg
 
2011-01-19 09:39:39 AM
Cock curried no favor with his handler.
 
2011-01-19 09:40:05 AM
Pam Grier did it first.
 
2011-01-19 09:43:07 AM
Cousin Walter?
 
2011-01-19 09:43:42 AM
I bet he didn't see that coming.
 
2011-01-19 09:44:02 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

Mr. Hands Approves
 
2011-01-19 09:46:21 AM
FTFA

"Most masters are satisfied with the cash reward of £28 for every fight and a dead opponent to feast on but Soren seemed unsatisfied"


pro tip: feed on your dead opponent's cock
 
2011-01-19 09:46:44 AM

Ponzholio: Why Little Jerry? WHY???


Tamale!
 
2011-01-19 09:47:15 AM
this india place sounds like it will make alot better tourist spot than north korea.
 
2011-01-19 09:48:00 AM

Ponzholio: Why Little Jerry? WHY???


TAMALE!!
 
2011-01-19 10:02:00 AM
coffeeforclosers.files.wordpress.com
Wanted for questioning.
 
2011-01-19 10:04:08 AM
Jerry Cantrell wanted for questioning.
 
2011-01-19 10:04:14 AM
jaygerson: Did this take place in Nantucket?

I LOL'd
 
2011-01-19 10:04:17 AM
Good.
 
2011-01-19 10:05:06 AM
Did it have sharp talons??

thekasen.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-01-19 10:05:17 AM
That's what happens when you choke the chicken one too many times. It comes back for REVENGE! (Cue dramatic music)
 
2011-01-19 10:09:23 AM
I never have to worry about this, I just beat my cock into submission.
 
2011-01-19 10:11:46 AM
I have heard of going blind from beating your cock too much

I have heard of growing hair on the palms of my hands for beating your cock too much.

But now the cock can fight back and you can die. Now this is juast getting way out oh hand (so to speak).
 
2011-01-19 10:15:17 AM
feedroom.speedera.net

*Approves*

/obscure?
 
2011-01-19 10:16:35 AM
I suppose the owner was a level 1 commoner.

/Decided to go with something less obvious.
 
2011-01-19 10:19:28 AM
emmet89.files.wordpress.com

They'll fight back eventually.
 
2011-01-19 10:37:14 AM
Was he from Nantucket?
 
2011-01-19 10:37:19 AM
Early headline of the year candidate.
 
2011-01-19 10:38:03 AM

jaygerson: Did this take place in Nantucket?


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2011-01-19 10:39:58 AM
I'd much rather be killed by my own cock than someone elses...
 
2011-01-19 10:47:09 AM
feedroom.speedera.net


www.wtfrag.com

Are ya laughin...BEE-YOTCH?
 
2011-01-19 10:47:52 AM
And another incident is added to the list of embarrassing ways you arrived to explain to all the other people in the afterlife...
 
2011-01-19 10:49:36 AM

theknuckler_33: jaygerson: Did this take place in Nantucket?

*shakes tiny fist*


on tiny cock???
 
2011-01-19 10:56:05 AM
Best news all day.
 
2011-01-19 11:01:49 AM
i.ytimg.com
Balls resting on his chin...
/DO NOT GIS what I did with the Safesearch off...
 
2011-01-19 11:04:32 AM
sounds hard to swallow
 
2011-01-19 11:22:27 AM
Proof that Dinosaurs evolved into birds. You give a bird a razor and he'll cut your throat, MOTHERfarkER!
 
2011-01-19 11:40:00 AM
Probably is a bad idea to GIS for killer cock.
 
2011-01-19 11:47:20 AM
I knew it was only a matter of time

blogs.riverfronttimes.com
 
2011-01-19 12:05:05 PM
Bird deserves a medal and all the hens he can fark.

/Cheers for the bull too.
 
2011-01-19 12:20:20 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2011-01-19 12:43:19 PM
Looks like he was... (Puts on sunglasses) cock blocked.

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH
 
2011-01-19 01:18:01 PM
i.imgur.com
Seriously? I was the first with this one?
/Obligatory-eth
 
2011-01-19 02:18:25 PM
HA HA.

Now if that only happened more often ...
 
2011-01-19 03:00:22 PM
Admittedly, "by his own cock" is pretty much how all of us guys are taken out of life...
 
2011-01-19 03:30:13 PM

Feldspar Q. Walrustitty: Admittedly, "by his own cock" is pretty much how all of us guys are taken out of life...


Or marriage...
 
2011-01-19 03:36:16 PM
Penis.
 
2011-01-19 03:55:52 PM
I've nearly killed many women with my cock, but I'm careful with it. After all, its all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

Yellowbeard the pirate: "No woman has ever slept with me and lived!"
 
2011-01-19 06:07:20 PM
That's what he gets for playing chicken with his cock. Sounds like he had it coming.
 
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