stoli n coke: Pro Tip, Kev. Just because Tracy Morgan's insane schtick works for 10 minutes in a sitcom, doesn't mean it'll work for a 90 minute movie.
Flappyhead: Always remember folks, it's never Kevin Smiths fault when his movie sucks.
clovis69: If Willis was such a jerk, wouldn't Smith have known that from doing Die Hard 4 with him?
RandomAxe: That's like casting Steven Seagal with Mickey Rooney. You're not going anywhere with that combo.
Doktor_Zhivago: Kevin Smith is an unfunny 'comedian' who has been milking a character with no lines and a few mediocre pothead movies since the 90s.Bruce Willis is one of the greatest action stars of all time (though he has had some shiat movies lately).Shut the fark up Kevin. Kthxbye.
Practical_Draconian: It was pretty limp in Color of Night.
Practical_Draconian: RandomAxe: That's like casting Steven Seagal with Mickey Rooney. You're not going anywhere with that combo.Failed Yodas sounds like that would be the movie title starring those two.Also, Willis' dick does lack passion. It was pretty limp in Color of Night./do remember that on the Skinamax back in the day
Maynotlast: Since Kevin Smith is already one of the biggest coont-farts in the "show business" I'm gonna have take this with a grain of salt.
Flappyhead: clovis69:If Willis was such a jerk, wouldn't Smith have known that from doing Die Hard 4 with him?That was my first thought as well. Hell didn't the two of them start talking about "Cop Out" when they were filming DH4?
Rafe: Flappyhead: clovis69:If Willis was such a jerk, wouldn't Smith have known that from doing Die Hard 4 with him?That was my first thought as well. Hell didn't the two of them start talking about "Cop Out" when they were filming DH4?IIRC, they actually didn't spend much time together on that set, mostly because Kevin's part was small and he wasn't there for long. He mentioned in one of his books that Willis was pretty focussed and he didn't want to get in his way. Then, months later, Willis somewhat randomly calls Smith up and tells him he thinks they should work together on something. Hence, Cop Out.At least, I think that's how it went down - according to KS, anyway./haven't seen the film in question
Mugato: I admit that I haven't seen the movie but whoever thought that it was a good idea for Kevin Smith to direct an action movie, with Bruce Willis no less, should have just skipped the head examination and just get sent straight to the loony bin.I love you, Kev. You've made 6 hilarious movies. But biting off more than you can chew, well, insert your own joke there.
Mugato: First of all, I'm a fan of both Smith and Willis. But in one of his stand up comedy/question and answer/stick it to the man rants, he totally geeked out on Willis and jizzed himself on stage at the thought of working with him, which is why I was surprised at his completely turning on Willis publicly.
Mugato: I love you, Kev. You've made 6 hilarious movies.
Slothfart: Mugato: I love you, Kev. You've made 6 hilarious movies.Name them.
zunkus: I've never understood the hate for Morgan, dude is funny as shiat.
sexy-fetus: Have a friend that drives limo and gets to drive a bunch of celebs when they come down for sundance. The only customer, celebrity or not, I've heard her biatch about was Bruce Willis. Action movie man freaked out and made her drive under 10 down the canyon while it was lightly snowing and you could still see grass in places.
Gangway Fathead: I'm almost embarrassed by how much I'm looking forward to the Kevin Smith WTF podcast.I can't hang with the smodcast, but Maron is a pretty great interviewer.
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