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A very brief note on the patent lawsuit, and then Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/9 - 1/15
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Sup everybody, I don't have much to add to the Headline of the Week writeup this week. I've got my head down in this patent lawsuit thing that you probably already heard about. I'll have more for you on that soon, but in the meantime we're gearing up for a horrifically expensive legal fight.
We're hoping it won't go that way, but others who have been in similar situations have spent a lot of time (i.e. years) and a metric assload of money proving their innocence. I'll tell you more about it later.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2011-01-09 to Sat 2011-01-15:
Smoking could disappear by 2050. Unlikely tag laughs and coughs up some brown phlegm
Bank building badly damaged on 9/11 is finally scheduled to come down. Truthers to be watching carefully for signs of controlled demolition
Lizzie Borden museum gets the ax
To battle contraband cellphones, state prisons may start jamming them, which, ironically, is how they usually come into a prisoner's possesion to begin with
Scientists using ginger to attract endangered stags. Proving once and for all that she is hotter than Mary Ann
Do not cure sides of beef by stringing them from your roof; the steaks are just too high
Accountant's blood alcohol was more than five times the legal limit when he parked in the middle of the highway to sleep. Guess he couldn't handle his ten fortys
Moose attacks skier and dog. Squirrel accomplice in custody, considered flight risk
Proof the town just ain't what it used to be: Vegas showgirl found dismembered and encased in concrete turns out to have nothing to do with the mob, instead was whacked by one of the fruity French clown guys from Cirque du Soliel
Massive quake hits South Pacific. Oklahoma OK
Wikipedia is ten years old [celebration needed]
Dead bird epidemic continues: 53 eagles found dead on a field in Philadelphia
Favre to bail his sister out of jail. *UPDATE* Favre to let her sit in jail. *UPDATE 2* Favre to bail her out. *UPDATE* Maybe
Cam Newton to take pay cut by declaring for the NFL draft
How to make snow ice cream. Hmmmmm, this makes no mention of how to get it in a stunning yellow hue like my older brother used to make
Nobel prize winning scientist claims to have proof that DNA can transport itself across short distances, although it reaches further if you have a quick rest between experiments
How PhDs talk: Reverse Dispersal Translocation obviates need for lethal option. Human translation: If we plant bushes the prairie dogs will stay away and we won't have to poison them
Matt Damon vows to do his own Bourne movie. Look for Still Bourne some time in 2013
"Taylor Swift is the new Jennifer Aniston." Wow... that was unnecessarily harsh
The Trump gods are displeased by your lack of viewership of civilian Apprentice, and have cast their plagues upon you. YOU SHALL NOW SUFFER GARY BUSEY, MEAT LOAF AND A REAL HOUSEWIFE
Manufacturers ask GOP Chair of the House Oversight Committee to eliminate regulation of toxic dumping, worker health, and air pollution. Chair asks if he can get them a cappucino while he's up
Obama pleads for civility, deletion of Politics tab, in message of healing
Openly gay man marries straight woman for art project. In subby's day, you just rubbed your genitals in paint, ejaculated on a canvas, and called it a day
Lady Gaga teams up with Polaroid. More on this story as it develops
What's-her-name doesn't want you to forget her
Tom Waits says all proceeds from his poetry book will go towards eliminating the homeless problem. Probably because he's tired of people mistaking him for one of them
Best Buy is expanding their buy back program to buy back your old stuff but you have to buy into the buy back program when you first buy the stuff at Best Buy. Well.. bye
British banker's monocle falls out as he insists his $14 million bonus this year is an act of self-restraint
Fiat's Turin plant workers approve new union contract, the details of which are shrouded in secrecy
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