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(Little Green Footballs)   Manufactured Conservative Outrage of the Day is *tosses dart* Obama's hair color looks like it's changing   (littlegreenfootballs.com) divider line 147
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2011-01-17 05:17:23 PM  
This job-killing hair war must stop!
 
2011-01-17 05:20:51 PM  
It used to be half black, but now it's half white?
 
2011-01-17 05:27:04 PM  
What a waffler! Reagan's hair never changed color.
 
2011-01-17 05:32:28 PM  
This would explain why Emmitt Smith and Walt Frazier were just given the nuclear launch codes.
 
2011-01-17 05:34:16 PM  
We all know Obama's real hair color is red like the socialist commie scum he is.

I'M ONTO YOU, BA-GINGER HUSSEIN TOUCHOFGRAYBAMA
 
2011-01-17 05:36:41 PM  

Quasar: We all know Obama's real hair color is red like the socialist commie scum he is.

I'M ONTO YOU, BA-GINGER HUSSEIN TOUCHOFGRAYBAMA


We will survive . . .
 
2011-01-17 05:44:11 PM  
Because no one has ever noticed that the Presidency ages folks?
 
2011-01-17 06:01:25 PM  

hubiestubert: Because no one has ever noticed that the Presidency ages folks?


Rapidly.
j-walkblog.com
 
2011-01-17 06:08:12 PM  
Wow, a middle-aged man with a high-stress job is experiencing a change in hair color?

I'm outraged! Outraged!
 
2011-01-17 06:09:28 PM  

SusanIvanova: Wow, a middle-aged man with a high-stress job is experiencing a change in hair color?

I'm outraged! Outraged!


Does gray hair actually have anything to do with stress? I always figured that was an old wives' tale.
 
2011-01-17 06:13:05 PM  

ne2d: SusanIvanova: Wow, a middle-aged man with a high-stress job is experiencing a change in hair color?

I'm outraged! Outraged!

Does gray hair actually have anything to do with stress? I always figured that was an old wives' tale.


How else do you explain it happening to Clinton, Bush and now Obama?
 
2011-01-17 06:19:56 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: ne2d: SusanIvanova: Wow, a middle-aged man with a high-stress job is experiencing a change in hair color?

I'm outraged! Outraged!

Does gray hair actually have anything to do with stress? I always figured that was an old wives' tale.

How else do you explain it happening to Clinton, Bush and now Obama?


They all aged 8 years from middle age to seniority?
 
2011-01-17 06:23:57 PM  

ne2d: Does gray hair actually have anything to do with stress? I always figured that was an old wives' tale.


Once, there was this kid who got into an accident and couldn't come to school. But when he finally came back his hair had turned from black into bright white. He said that it was from when the cars had smashed him so hard.
 
2011-01-17 06:24:04 PM  

DamnYankees: cameroncrazy1984: ne2d: SusanIvanova: Wow, a middle-aged man with a high-stress job is experiencing a change in hair color?

I'm outraged! Outraged!

Does gray hair actually have anything to do with stress? I always figured that was an old wives' tale.

How else do you explain it happening to Clinton, Bush and now Obama?

They all aged 8 years from middle age to seniority?


Clinton wasn't all that old in 2000. Remember, he was only a year or two older than Obama is now.
 
2011-01-17 06:25:56 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Clinton wasn't all that old in 2000. Remember, he was only a year or two older than Obama is now.


True, but he did age from 42 t 50. It's perfectly plausible that he would have gone white anyway.

I mean, Reagan didn't go white. He stuck with that brown dye until the end.
 
2011-01-17 06:29:24 PM  

aimtastic: ne2d: Does gray hair actually have anything to do with stress? I always figured that was an old wives' tale.

Once, there was this kid who got into an accident and couldn't come to school. But when he finally came back his hair had turned from black into bright white. He said that it was from when the cars had smashed him so hard.


+1
 
2011-01-17 06:51:42 PM  

aimtastic: ne2d: Does gray hair actually have anything to do with stress? I always figured that was an old wives' tale.

Once, there was this kid who got into an accident and couldn't come to school. But when he finally came back his hair had turned from black into bright white. He said that it was from when the cars had smashed him so hard.


one kid had it worse than that
 
2011-01-17 07:03:17 PM  
This is Obama's Folliclegate.
 
2011-01-17 07:29:41 PM  

ne2d: SusanIvanova: Wow, a middle-aged man with a high-stress job is experiencing a change in hair color?

I'm outraged! Outraged!

Does gray hair actually have anything to do with stress? I always figured that was an old wives' tale.


IANA dermatologist, but it can contribute. Stress hormones cause free radicals, which can screw with melanin production.

And the rate at which presidents gray is convincing anecdotal evidence.
 
2011-01-17 07:41:37 PM  

SusanIvanova: Wow, a middle-aged man with a high-stress job is experiencing a change in hair color?


The bit is actually about the hair supposedly changing from dark, to gray, and back to dark again. I don't say this to indicate that the blog entry is not stupid. It is.
 
2011-01-17 07:41:56 PM  

Occam's Chainsaw:

IANA dermatologist, but it can contribute. Stress hormones cause free radicals



That's just a politically correct term for "commie socialist"!

It pisses me off that Obama ages with the passage of time. Who does he think he is? This is Obama's Mustard-gate!
 
2011-01-17 08:12:57 PM  
So are we gonna call this one Just-For-Men-Gate?
 
2011-01-17 08:19:33 PM  
So he bought some Just For Men. Who cares? My hair color changed this week, too - I touched up my roots. Suicide blonde, ftw. ;)
 
2011-01-17 08:36:17 PM  
I think I've finally figured it out. This isn't outrage, it's childish taunting. They think that this will hurt his feelings, so they're running with it.

This the EXACT same behavior of the biatches who made fun of me when I started wearing glasses.

Of course, everyone involved in that story was eight years old.
 
2011-01-17 08:46:36 PM  

what_now: I think I've finally figured it out. This isn't outrage, it's childish taunting. They think that this will hurt his feelings, so they're running with it.

This the EXACT same behavior of the biatches who made fun of me when I started wearing glasses.

Of course, everyone involved in that story was eight years old.


Well, except that EVERY President goes through this. Or least every President since we started taking pictures of them on a regular basis. Carter. Ford. Reagan. Bush. Clinton. GW. There were mid-term comparisons, and pretty much everyone agrees, that the job seems to wear folks down, fast. Even Reagan, despite his hair care regime--and possibly the onset of Alzheimers--got wore down.
 
2011-01-17 08:51:32 PM  

hubiestubert: Well, except that EVERY President goes through this.


Yeah, most men of that age do. Especially when they have super stressful jobs.

Again, it's not like this is news: these biatches is just mean.
 
2011-01-17 09:15:07 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: hubiestubert: Because no one has ever noticed that the Presidency ages folks?

Rapidly.


That's just weathering from all the time outside at the Ranch.
 
2011-01-17 09:32:56 PM  

Relatively Obscure: The bit is actually about the hair supposedly changing from dark, to gray, and back to dark again. I don't say this to indicate that the blog entry is not stupid. It is.


Yeah. Because GOD FORBID a middle-aged politician feel the need to dye his hair.

Someone needs to photoshop Dennis Rodman's hair onto Obama's head.

/40
//and quite a bit of white in the hair
 
2011-01-17 09:42:04 PM  
The conservatives are just angry because Obama's hair is...

...Colored.

/YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
2011-01-17 09:58:41 PM  
itazurakko: /40
//and quite a bit of white in the hair


you've got seven years on me, but i'm willing to bet I've got just as much gray.
 
2011-01-17 10:14:55 PM  

Torgo_of_Manos: aimtastic: ne2d: Does gray hair actually have anything to do with stress? I always figured that was an old wives' tale.

Once, there was this kid who got into an accident and couldn't come to school. But when he finally came back his hair had turned from black into bright white. He said that it was from when the cars had smashed him so hard.

one kid had it worse than that


Hmmmmm...
 
2011-01-17 10:14:57 PM  
God colors your hair. If you change your hair color, you're telling God that He did a sh*tty job. Is that what you want?
 
2011-01-17 10:15:32 PM  

DamnYankees: I mean, Reagan didn't go white.


I don't think Reagan could've gone any whiter than he was without being an albino Klansman.

FirstNationalBastard: The conservatives are just angry because Obama's hair is...

...Colored.

/YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


Niiice.
 
2011-01-17 10:18:39 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: The conservatives are just angry because Obama's hair is...

...Colored.

/YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


Ha. Excellent work.
 
2011-01-17 10:30:55 PM  
You know, I thought he looked a little more nappy-headed than usual.
 
2011-01-17 10:33:29 PM  

itazurakko: Yeah. Because GOD FORBID a middle-aged politician feel the need to dye his hair.

Someone needs to photoshop Dennis Rodman's hair onto Obama's head.

/40
//and quite a bit of white in the hair


I don't know if it's hair dye or just different lighting or what. Also, I don't care because I'm not rendered as stupid by political differences as those people.
 
2011-01-17 10:36:46 PM  
What about GHW Bush's hair?
www.simpsoncrazy.com
 
2011-01-17 10:37:00 PM  

Quasar: We all know Obama's real hair color is red like the socialist commie scum he is.

I'M ONTO YOU, BA-GINGER HUSSEIN TOUCHOFGRAYBAMA


Wow, that was abrupt. The Fark equivalent of those pictures you're supposed to focus on then the witch appears and screams at you. Someone needs a hug and a glass of warm milk.
 
2011-01-17 10:38:23 PM  
[notthisshiatagain.jpg]
 
2011-01-17 10:39:40 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: You know, I thought he looked a little more nappy-headed than usual.


Maybe it was always gray, but he hasn't been shining as many shoes lately so the hair isn't getting colored.

Hey, I can sound really racist, too!
 
2011-01-17 10:39:49 PM  
I was actually kind of shocked at his appearance last week.

He looks 10 years older.
 
2011-01-17 10:40:13 PM  
This is an outrage. I'm writing to my senator.
 
2011-01-17 10:43:06 PM  
I would wager that his true hair color probably appears on his Indonesian issued passport.
 
2011-01-17 10:43:25 PM  

gimmegimme: Maybe it was always gray, but he hasn't been shining as many shoes lately so the hair isn't getting colored.

Hey, I can sound really racist, too!


Hell yeah you can. Almost nobody says 'colored' anymore.
 
2011-01-17 10:44:20 PM  
ne2d: Does gray hair actually have anything to do with stress? I always figured that was an old wives' tale.

The future Mrs Baka has 3 kids, and more gray hair than me at 34(I'm 40)

I think it does.

Oh, and as for the article...

What the F*CK!!!!
 
2011-01-17 10:44:23 PM  
www.majhost.com
 
2011-01-17 10:44:44 PM  

aimtastic: ne2d: Does gray hair actually have anything to do with stress? I always figured that was an old wives' tale.

Once, there was this kid who got into an accident and couldn't come to school. But when he finally came back his hair had turned from black into bright white. He said that it was from when the cars had smashed him so hard.


MMmmmm.
 
2011-01-17 10:45:13 PM  

RminusQ: So are we gonna call this one Just-For-Men-Gate?


I kind of like Grecian Formula-gate, myself
 
2011-01-17 10:46:12 PM  

krelborne: www.majhost.com


There's something about those pixels.. something that reminds me of quite a few shoops I've seen in my day.
 
2011-01-17 10:47:06 PM  
Somebody add L'oreal to the list of things Republicans hate.
 
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