FTFA Mrs Pilkington's 29-year-old son is gay, but she said he simply has a 'homosexual problem.'

This explains everything.

Whoever accredited this woman should also be canned.

/silly muthercrackin' christians and their ignorant ways

ftfa:Mrs Pilkington's 29-year-old son is gay, but she said he simply has a 'homosexual problem.'

A homosexual problem like he's having trouble picking which pair of white shoes to wear?

40yoVirgin: Whoever accredited this woman should also be canned.

/silly muthercrackin' christians and their ignorant ways

Yes, it is much less silly to spend countless hours and money exploring your issues with your mother and father to deal with homosexuality.

/Where's R Lee Ermey when you need him?

Fark It: jpcerutti: 40yoVirgin: Whoever accredited this woman should also be canned.

/silly muthercrackin' christians and their ignorant ways

Yes, it is much less silly to spend countless hours and money exploring your issues with your mother and father to deal with homosexuality.

/Where's R Lee Ermey when you need him?

I can't decide if you know less about psychotherapy or less about homosexuality.

Why don't you have a lie on the couch and for 240 bucks an hour we'll start to explore these issues?

jpcerutti: "...deal with homosexuality."

Do straight people deal with their heterosexuality?

I don't see homosexuality as being a problem... its natural. The only problem I have seen stems from bigoted jackasses.

40yoVirgin: jpcerutti: "...deal with homosexuality."

Do straight people deal with their heterosexuality?

I don't see homosexuality as being a problem... its natural. The only problem I have seen stems from bigoted jackasses.

Then, for some strange reason, we are in agreement. Psychotherapy to deal with homosexuality is just as silly as praying about it.

/Prayer is considerably cheaper though and takes less time to reach a conclusion so I'll only bill you 180 bucks an hour.

jpcerutti: "/Prayer is considerably cheaper though and takes less time to reach a conclusion so I'll only bill you 180 bucks an hour."

The only praying I'm doing is in hopes that the bronzed, muscular landscapers next door all strip down to their boxers, spray each with hoses, and invite me to play!

Temescal: 40yoVirgin: The only praying I'm doing is in hopes that the bronzed, muscular landscapers next door all strip down to their boxers, spray each with hoses, and invite me to play!

At this time of the year? You'll catch a cold!

That's just a myth - you can't catch cold from a chill. However, in the scenario described, he might catch other things... ;)

/be sure to wrap that rascal!

Well, that approach did work well for Ted Haggard.

Going through life denying who you really are is wrong, and sad.
Therapists like the gal in TFA should have their asses kicked and any licensing revoked.

lerry: FTFA Mrs Pilkington's 29-year-old son is gay, but she said he simply has a 'homosexual problem.'

This explains everything.

My son has an inflammation of the gay.

Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour.

jpcerutti: 40yoVirgin: Whoever accredited this woman should also be canned.

/silly muthercrackin' christians and their ignorant ways

Yes, it is much less silly to spend countless hours and money exploring your issues with your mother and father to deal with homosexuality.

/Where's R Lee Ermey when you need him?

Uh... They don't "deal" with it, unless it's relevant to something else. There is no major or credible psychological or psychiatric outlet that considers it a disorder.

letrole: Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour.

I learned it from you!

12349876: letrole: Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour.

I learned it from you!

letrole: Means "Whale's Vagina" right?

Our Father, who art in heaven,
bland style be thy name
Thy kingdom is bland
Thy walls be white.
As with white trash
Or a renter.

Give us this day
colorful walls and matching couches
and forgive those who wear white after labor day
Lead us not into mismatched clothes
and deliver us from evil fundies

Amen.

Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour. The instinct for sex involves thrusting and groping and kissing and so forth. If you get horny at the sight of a naked man, or if you get horny at the sight of a naked woman, it is only because you have been taught to make that association.

Bushmen don't have any more interest in female breasts than they do in elbows. The Western fascination with breasts is not instinctive. Certain deviants find stinky feet to be objects of desire. There is very little 'hard-wiring' involved in sexual attraction. You grope and fondle and kiss with whatever you've been taught to be appropriate.

letrole: Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour.

Copying and pasting lame troll attempts is a learned behavior.

-4/10

/learn some new talking points
//while you are at it - tell us how you learned to be "straight"?

letrole: Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour. The instinct for sex involves thrusting and groping and kissing and so forth. If you get horny at the sight of a naked man, or if you get horny at the sight of a naked woman, it is only because you have been taught to make that association.

Bushmen don't have any more interest in female breasts than they do in elbows. The Western fascination with breasts is not instinctive. Certain deviants find stinky feet to be objects of desire. There is very little 'hard-wiring' involved in sexual attraction. You grope and fondle and kiss with whatever you've been taught to be appropriate.

So who taught you to fark chickens like that?

letrole: Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour. The instinct for sex involves thrusting and groping and kissing and so forth. If you get horny at the sight of a naked man, or if you get horny at the sight of a naked woman, it is only because you have been taught to make that association.

Bushmen don't have any more interest in female breasts than they do in elbows. The Western fascination with breasts is not instinctive. Certain deviants find stinky feet to be objects of desire. There is very little 'hard-wiring' involved in sexual attraction. You grope and fondle and kiss with whatever you've been taught to be appropriate.

This? Again? Really? C'mon!

any relation?

bravian: tell us how you learned to be "straight"?

It's quite simple. I was raised in a normal environment.

Teknowaffle: Our Father, who art in heaven,
bland style be thy name
Thy kingdom is bland
Thy walls be white.
As with white trash
Or a renter.

Give us this day
colorful walls and matching couches
and forgive those who wear white after labor day
Lead us not into mismatched clothes
and deliver us from evil fundies

Amen Gay men.

FTFY

letrole: Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour. The instinct for sex involves thrusting and groping and kissing and so forth. If you get horny at the sight of a naked man, or if you get horny at the sight of a naked woman, it is only because you have been taught to make that association.

Bushmen don't have any more interest in female breasts than they do in elbows. The Western fascination with breasts is not instinctive. Certain deviants find stinky feet to be objects of desire. There is very little 'hard-wiring' involved in sexual attraction. You grope and fondle and kiss with whatever you've been taught to be appropriate.

Looks like your name says it all. "Le Troll"..? LOL

hazeleyedwolff:
ftfa:Mrs Pilkington's 29-year-old son is gay, but she said he simply has a 'homosexual problem.'

A homosexual problem like he's having trouble picking which pair of white shoes to wear?

No, like "his mother is a total asshole".

meow said the dog: The surname of me is Sa'idthedog.

Hehe. What you did there. I sees it.

amaranthe: Looks like your name says it all. "Le Troll"..? LOL

My surname is Le Trôle.

So I'm guessing the leeches didn't work then?


letrole: Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour. The instinct for sex involves thrusting and groping and kissing and so forth. If you get horny at the sight of a naked man, or if you get horny at the sight of a naked woman, it is only because you have been taught to make that association.

Bushmen don't have any more interest in female breasts than they do in elbows. The Western fascination with breasts is not instinctive. Certain deviants find stinky feet to be objects of desire. There is very little 'hard-wiring' involved in sexual attraction. You grope and fondle and kiss with whatever you've been taught to be appropriate.

Anyone got the "What the fark am I reading?!" JPG handy?

letrole: amaranthe: Looks like your name says it all. "Le Troll"..? LOL

My surname is Le Trôle.

So, aptly named. ;)

letrole: Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour.

Enlighten me. How do I learn to be a homosexual?

/Trolls are fun!

"Hi, my name is Dixie Normous, and I am a homosexual man trapped in a woman's body."

Well fark that therapist.

/Christians. Why we can't have nice things

letrole: Bushmen don't have any more interest in female breasts than they do in elbows.

Farkers are really into rounded knees.

Reasons to Choose to Become Gay

1) To become rejected by society.
2) To have multiple groups against myself.
3) To raise risks of being physically harmed.
4) To raise risks of being mentally harmed.
5) To have less rights in the states.
6) To risk losing family support.
7) To risk losing friends.
8) To risk losing chances at good jobs.
9) To get flamed for being a flamer.
10) To be a large target for rude jokes.
11) To be described as animals to others.
12) To be talked about as things among the law.
13) To raise my chance of being lead toward suicide.
14) To lose my chance at a rightful marriage.
15) To hide myself from everyone else.

Who wouldn't choose to be gay?!

/not mine
//If being gay is really a choice, then do it. Right now. Become gay. Just for a second, to see what it's like. You can choose to become straight again right afterward, but do your honest best to become gay for just a few seconds so you can understand better.

She needs to be very careful what she prays for. If all the gay men in the U.K. were simultaneously "cured", the sudden release of flatulence could devastate entire city blocks.

So, I'm guessing her "cure" didn't work?

Or, when she said "amen" did he magically go from this...



To this...



/Bacardi and coke please Myfanwy
//You wanker!

"Some of the therapy, from the U.S.,involves sending patients away with straight men to 'encourage their masculinity and 'in time develop healthy relationships with women."

And just where do they find volunteers for that? What proclivities might motivate someone to agree to hanging out with gay guys doing "guy" things...

oontz oontz oontz

Surprised this happened in the UK....

/ before RTFA, I assumed this was in the US...

40yoVirgin: Do straight people deal with their heterosexuality?

Sure... and it's the same way the homosexuals deal with their sexuality... either you masturbate, or you get some help from a friend.

letrole: Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour. The instinct for sex involves thrusting and groping and kissing and so forth. If you get horny at the sight of a naked man, or if you get horny at the sight of a naked woman, it is only because you have been taught to make that association.

Bushmen don't have any more interest in female breasts than they do in elbows. The Western fascination with breasts is not instinctive. Certain deviants find stinky feet to be objects of desire. There is very little 'hard-wiring' involved in sexual attraction. You grope and fondle and kiss with whatever you've been taught to be appropriate.

2/10
Obvious, but successful.

Little Drop of Poison: Enlighten me. How do I learn to be a homosexual?

Without any further details, it would conjecture. But it's safe to say it's the path of least resistance. You didn't learn to be homosexual, rather, you failed to learn to be heterosexual.

meow said the dog: Little Drop of Poison: letrole: Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour.

Enlighten me. How do I learn to be a homosexual?

/Trolls are fun!

I think you learn this through spending many hours alone with Glenn the Beck.

With soft music and candle light, as in my fantasy?