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(ABC News)   Pickle mascots get sweet revenge for fallen fellow sausage   ( divider line
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18795 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jul 2003 at 1:36 AM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-07-14 11:28:36 PM  
This time around, the pickles did the batting.

The prank was staged by everyone involved. No one was hit or hurt.

Wow! Great story!

...What happened, now?

2003-07-14 11:41:13 PM  
I see the fading tail lights of yet another cliche.

/missed original story, and drunk
2003-07-15 01:35:37 AM  
What relation does a pickle have with a sausage?

Oh wait, I get it now.

That's almost NSFW.
2003-07-15 01:43:24 AM  
Pickle incident anyone?
2003-07-15 01:44:34 AM  
what a dumb story
2003-07-15 01:47:54 AM  
Yeah haha.

Now let's see the article.

2003-07-15 01:48:23 AM  
didnt this happen like 2 days ago?
2003-07-15 01:50:35 AM  
Wait a minute, they huddled?

Huddling Pickles would be a great name for Dave Barry's next offspring.
2003-07-15 01:51:34 AM  
They are lucky. If any of the Fark crew were there, those pickles would have been banned so fast....
2003-07-15 01:54:18 AM  
2003-07-15 01:56:44 AM  
That story is so flat you could bowl on it.
2003-07-15 01:58:35 AM  
ok, so they huddled.. then what? It says they batted something or other, but then goes on to say no-one was hit, nor injured... WTF???

That writer should be, batted.
2003-07-15 01:59:18 AM  
I remember the whole pickle incident. It wouldn't have been so bad if that photoshop got 100 votes and damn near won the competition.
2003-07-15 02:06:59 AM  
That was terrible. Where's the video? What's the story? Boo...
2003-07-15 02:08:20 AM  
That article was lame.

Here, watch the video. It's much funnier.

Love me.
2003-07-15 02:09:20 AM  
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i get it!! ITS A JOKE!!!

those mascots... im glad everyone was involved and that nobody got hurt, because the way the story was shaping up... ANYTHINg could have happened.
2003-07-15 02:10:14 AM  
You may need to cut-and-paste the above URL into your friendly local Windows Media Slayer.
2003-07-15 02:12:32 AM  
Was this article written by Ralph Wiggun?

"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me."
2003-07-15 02:18:20 AM  
Now that is what I call some excellent reporting.
2003-07-15 02:18:31 AM  
Lucky13 - didnt this happen like 2 days ago?

Didn't you read...

[...]expect things to be VERY slow until we can get the motherboard replaced...
2003-07-15 02:20:55 AM  
Objects with phallic implications hold way too much power in our society.
example, today alone:
giant hooded buildings
2003-07-15 02:21:47 AM  
Guys, I'm like really sleepy, and I'm not really thinking straight. I looked at this thread to try to make better sense of that story. Now I realize that it's not just because I'm silly with sleepiness that the story didn't make sense. Thanks everyone.
2003-07-15 02:32:07 AM  
So there were about 300 articles online about this, most 72 hours old. And they picked this one, on Tuesday. I don't think they meant we should expect everyone to be slower...
2003-07-15 02:32:28 AM  
Objects with phallic implications hold way too much power in our society.
example, today alone:
giant hooded buildings

George W. Bush
2003-07-15 02:34:57 AM  
me fail English? That's unpossible.
2003-07-15 02:41:11 AM  
That article reeks of brevity.

Also, pickles.
And isn't the whole sausage incident just custom made for fark clicheing?
2003-07-15 02:47:06 AM  
I thought it was public knowledge that the Brewers are switch hitters.
2003-07-15 03:13:41 AM  
Meh...Stupid story...The writter should be shot...

Lingo Dead!
2003-07-15 03:48:17 AM  
That headline would be priceless if it ended in "LuckyCharms surrenders".
2003-07-15 04:09:26 AM  
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Surely this can't go wrong.
2003-07-15 04:55:36 AM  
That article was lame.

Here, watch the video. It's much funnier.

Love me.

thanks ibn, you've saved this thread.
2003-07-15 07:33:23 AM  
Wow! Nearly 70 words in that article and it still made no sense.
2003-07-15 08:07:35 AM  
The words seem to be english but they've been put together in a way that makes no sense what so ever.
2003-07-15 08:26:10 AM  
Might've actually been funny if they yanked Rodney King out of one of those baseball shaped cars and beat him down.
2003-07-15 11:34:52 AM  
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Somewhere, I know our buddy Lucky Charms is smiling...
2003-07-15 11:47:44 AM  
Angry pickles? Sounds like a Veggie Tales episode gone awry.

I bet this guy dug it, though.
2003-07-15 11:51:21 AM  
Sorry, bad HTML on my part.
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2003-07-15 11:53:26 AM  
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2003-07-15 12:17:17 PM  
Sausages and pickles haven't worked this closely together since Burger Time!
2003-07-15 01:32:21 PM  
Revenge is a dish best served cold - just like pickles.
2003-07-15 01:34:39 PM  
Revenge is a dish best served cold - just like pickles.

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(apologies if this gets posted twice)
2003-07-15 04:03:28 PM  
Well arent they all in a pickle!!!
2003-07-15 08:05:30 PM  
Well, I had to get revenge for my fellow side dishes somehow...
2003-07-15 08:13:30 PM  
not much of an article.

/scratches balls whilst yawning.
2003-07-16 01:53:37 AM  
2003-07-16 11:49:00 PM  
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2003-07-16 11:51:20 PM  
2003-07-16 11:54:34 PM  
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2003-07-16 11:56:46 PM index.cfm?id=758722003
Sorry....just testing HTML. I suck!!
2003-07-17 12:08:37 AM  
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