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(KFOR)   Met your wife while in prison and mad she put beans in the chili? Kill her in front of your kids   (kfor.com) divider line 165
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2011-01-14 03:13:06 PM
FTFA:

William Harrison died shortly after being dropped off at the hospital.

At least it didn't take him 30 days.
 
2011-01-14 03:15:58 PM
Kill her in front of your kids

Except that it was the husband that was killed, submitter.
 
2011-01-14 03:18:41 PM
You didn't even read the headline correctly?
 
2011-01-14 03:20:42 PM
That's some mighty fine readin' comprehension there, subby.
 
2011-01-14 03:21:53 PM

Nabb1: Kill her in front of your kids

Except that it was the husband that was killed, submitter.


It's always the man's fault.

Even when he's the one stabbed to death, it's his fault. He, and his bean rage, made her stab him. So, it's like she was killed.

/this is what a feminist sounds like.
 
2011-01-14 03:25:21 PM
Baka San?
 
2011-01-14 03:33:19 PM
She disapproves of the musical fruit.
 
2011-01-14 03:37:57 PM

Blues_X: She disapproves of the musical fruit.


I'm no Liberace fan, either, but I'm not stabbing someone over it.
 
2011-01-14 03:44:54 PM
In all fairness, beans don't belong in chili.
 
2011-01-14 03:47:29 PM

ace in your face: In all fairness, beans don't belong in chili.


You're asking for a stabbing, aren't you?
 
2011-01-14 03:49:44 PM
There are no beans in chili.
 
2011-01-14 04:20:39 PM
FirstNationalBastard: ace in your face: In all fairness, beans don't belong in chili.

You're asking for a stabbing, aren't you?


We damn sure agree on this one.
Three kinds of beans, beef, pork, and chicken are required in my chili.
 
2011-01-14 04:41:47 PM
You assholes.

Beans are a required chili ingredient.
 
2011-01-14 05:19:28 PM
ace in your face: In all fairness, beans don't belong in chili.

Barbigazi: There are no beans in chili.

Fail.

DannyJunior: Beans are a required chili ingredient.

A thousand times this. Chili: serious business.
 
2011-01-14 05:19:35 PM
DannyJunior: You assholes.

Beans are a required chili ingredient.


this is the important part.
 
2011-01-14 05:22:35 PM
I can see now that if this goes green, the heated debate over Beans vs. No Beans in chili will show how the topic can lead to a stabbing.

/BEANS!
 
2011-01-14 05:28:06 PM
It wasn't about beans.. Beans were the last straw but it wasn't about beans at all. Probably over some other mundane biatchy female problem like not putting the seat down or farking her sister but definitely not about beans.
 
2011-01-14 06:04:47 PM
Beans are not a substitute for meat. Beans may be present in chili, but never have more beans than meat.
 
2011-01-14 06:27:47 PM
He will never put beans in the chili again.
 
2011-01-14 06:28:49 PM
Strictly speaking, Beans are not absolutely required, but it would be a damn pathetic chili without them.

/field peas too
 
2011-01-14 06:28:55 PM
You should definitely have more meat than beans but you really need to beans. Otherwise it's....sauce.

Now I'm wondering, if you don't put beans in it, what do you put in it?

/and now I'm hungry
 
2011-01-14 06:30:28 PM

Impudent Domain: Strictly speaking, Beans are not absolutely required, but it would be a damn pathetic chili without them.

/field peas too


Beans get in the way of more beef.
 
2011-01-14 06:30:53 PM
Beans are required in chili. Also people who put noodles in chili should be cock punched.
 
2011-01-14 06:31:08 PM
I doubt this would have happened after a full stomach of chili, chips and Pepsi.
/low blood sugar?
 
2011-01-14 06:31:23 PM
No beans.
 
2011-01-14 06:31:53 PM
Beans, no beans, who cares? I want a picture!
 
2011-01-14 06:32:30 PM

Aarontology: Beans are not a substitute for meat. Beans may be present in chili, but never have more beans than meat.


All of the above.
 
2011-01-14 06:33:10 PM
death by dutch oven?
 
2011-01-14 06:33:20 PM
You know who else was mad after somebody came home with beans?

picture-book.com
 
2011-01-14 06:33:35 PM

TallyGirl: You should definitely have more meat than beans but you really need to beans. Otherwise it's....sauce.

Now I'm wondering, if you don't put beans in it, what do you put in it?

/and now I'm hungry


More meat. Maybe some ghost peppers.

Beans are for the weak.
 
2011-01-14 06:34:53 PM
Tardmitter headline failsauce.

/bangs head on keyboard
 
2011-01-14 06:34:59 PM
http://www.kdvr.com/videobeta/e4846f73-0e04-4273-907f-bcff3c672d28/News/Former-C orrections-Officer-Arrested
 
2011-01-14 06:37:31 PM
www.lesblank.com

And I took the butcher knife and put it up to her neck. I said if you want to live to see tomorrow, you better start fryin' them eggs a little bit better then what you a fryin' em - I'm tired of eatin' sloppy, slimy eggs!


Dancing Outlaw (new window)
 
2011-01-14 06:37:40 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Nabb1: Kill her in front of your kids

Except that it was the husband that was killed, submitter.

It's always the man's fault.

Even when he's the one stabbed to death, it's his fault. He, and his bean rage, made her stab him. So, it's like she was killed.

/this is what a feminist sounds like.



Came here to say something like this, thought subby might be one.
 
2011-01-14 06:40:10 PM
liverleef: Beans are required in chili. Also people who put noodles in chili should be cock punched.

noodles in chili?? oh, ick....
 
2011-01-14 06:41:37 PM

special20: All of the above.


Chili with more beans than meat is just a tease.
 
2011-01-14 06:43:42 PM
Must be Texan
 
2011-01-14 06:44:14 PM

ace in your face: In all fairness, beans don't belong in chili.


Its not chili if it doesn't have beans. Otherwise its just meat sauce.
 
2011-01-14 06:45:15 PM

Sass-O-Rev: liverleef: Beans are required in chili. Also people who put noodles in chili should be cock punched.

noodles in chili?? oh, ick....


What. NOODLES!?

That's not chili, it's phở.
 
2011-01-14 06:45:23 PM
A lot of problems would be solved by not putting beans where they don't belong, like in chili.
 
2011-01-14 06:46:27 PM
My ex-wife served her chili over rice. It was weird at first but now that is how I prefer it.
 
2011-01-14 06:46:34 PM
Met your wife while in prison and mad she put beans in the chili?
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Kill her in front of your kids
 
2011-01-14 06:47:10 PM

liverleef: Beans are required in chili. Also people who put noodles in chili should be cock punched.


Barbigazi: There are no beans in chili.


Yeah, that's an old pseudo-snob cliche.

/beans, of course
//carrots and celery, ok (grandpa's Polish style chili) - It was good.
 
2011-01-14 06:47:12 PM

jst3p: My ex-wife served her chili over rice. It was weird at first but now that is how I prefer it.



Chili on toast, or toasted bun halves.
 
2011-01-14 06:48:28 PM

liverleef: Beans are required in chili. Also people who put noodles in chili should be cock punched.


never heard of putting noodles in chili.... What kind do these people use?
Ramen? Spaghetti? Soba?
 
2011-01-14 06:48:53 PM

jst3p: My ex-wife served her chili over rice. It was weird at first but now that is how I prefer it.


I like it this way too. It's like a chili gumbo.
 
2011-01-14 06:49:27 PM

jst3p: My ex-wife served her chili over rice. It was weird at first but now that is how I prefer it.


I always eat it on rice....
 
2011-01-14 06:49:48 PM
liverleef: Beans are required in chili. Also people who put noodles in chili should be cock punched.

I have never seen anyone do this but I want them stabbed.
 
2011-01-14 06:49:55 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Nabb1: Kill her in front of your kids

Except that it was the husband that was killed, submitter.

It's always the man's fault.

Even when he's the one stabbed to death, it's his fault. He, and his bean rage, made her stab him. So, it's like she was killed.

/this is what a feminist sounds like.


I am not some crazy stabber person running around stabbing everyone. So now you should ask yourself "what did I do to get stabbed?"

www.shayne-michael.com
 
2011-01-14 06:51:41 PM
I just checked this internet thing that I had handy, it says (and it's never wrong) that chilli can be either with or without beans. Hope that helps guys.
 
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