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2011-01-14 03:00:17 PM

Profedius: RedEmily: Pale enough?

That is a really nice picture of you I think you should add it to your profile.


Cool, thanks. I will.
 
2011-01-14 03:02:03 PM

miss marla singer: i got nothing on these ladies in this thread, but here's a pic of this pale redhead.


Double Plus Good
 
2011-01-14 03:02:24 PM
You know - I was going to try to initiate a funny banter about the drip of metal from the angle of the image of the piercing (of which I have no issue), but then Aisling McFarktard got lesbi-wrecked and IQof33 started his vomitous trolling.

That killed it.

I appologize to you, Miss Marla Singer.

Dear lady, please forgive my ill-fated attempt at humor.
 
2011-01-14 03:04:57 PM

Aisling McStabby: Jesisaurus: miss marla singer: i got nothing on these ladies in this thread, but here's a pic of this pale redhead.

Know how I know you're an attention whore?

Know how i know you're a pissy little troll?


Well, he did sound pissy, but with good reason.

I mean, the FARK AW Brigade trod in and found a way to let everyone know that "OMG were girls on the internet look at these pictures of us arent we cool for being on FARK lol!".

He has good reason to be pissy.
 
2011-01-14 03:05:11 PM
i341.photobucket.com
What a pasty-skinned vegetarian may also look like...
 
2011-01-14 03:06:13 PM

Santa's Knee: You know - I was going to try to initiate a funny banter about the drip of metal from the angle of the image of the piercing (of which I have no issue), but then Aisling McFarktard got lesbi-wrecked and IQof33 started his vomitous trolling.

That killed it.

I appologize to you, Miss Marla Singer.

Dear lady, please forgive my ill-fated attempt at humor.


McFarktard! That is genius. Never before have i witnessed such a sharp wit. You should write for Carlos Mencia or Dane Cook as your humor is right up their alley.

/Don't cry, little man.
 
2011-01-14 03:06:51 PM
i141.photobucket.com
 
2011-01-14 03:07:20 PM

Babboonrash: Aisling McStabby: Jesisaurus: miss marla singer: i got nothing on these ladies in this thread, but here's a pic of this pale redhead.

Know how I know you're an attention whore?

Know how i know you're a pissy little troll?

though, I have never dated a woman with facial piercings or visible tattoos... or even mutlti colored hair... (like stabby and singer) I'm now very intrigued... hmmmmmmmm


for some reason men like you are intrigued by me.
not so much in a "i want to date you" sort of way or even a "i want to fark you" sort of way.
it's more in the kind of way that someone looks at having an aarvark as a pet.
it's really fun and cool in the beginning but then it's just like any other pet that you have to feed and clean up after.
my man-friend has no tattoos or piercings. i thought at first he was one of the above-mentioned people, but he isn't. my tattoos do absolutely nothing for him.
they're part of me, though, and he likes me so he accepts them.
 
2011-01-14 03:07:33 PM

Procedural Texture: /vegetarian since 1986, cyclist since 1971
//comfortably within ideal weight recommendations


Balding .
Fat.
Pale.
Meat-eater.
I guess you feel Superior? Just know that Zombies and plane crash survivors will still eat your skinny azz.
 
2011-01-14 03:07:49 PM

What Plants Crave: What a pasty-skinned vegetarian may also look like...


Scotty was hotter, and you know she ate meat!
 
2011-01-14 03:07:53 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Aisling McStabby: Jesisaurus: miss marla singer: i got nothing on these ladies in this thread, but here's a pic of this pale redhead.

Know how I know you're an attention whore?

Know how i know you're a pissy little troll?

Well, he did sound pissy, but with good reason.

I mean, the FARK AW Brigade trod in and found a way to let everyone know that "OMG were girls on the internet look at these pictures of us arent we cool for being on FARK lol!".

He has good reason to be pissy.


No, he is being a hypersensitive child. Whining about all the sand in his vagina isn't "good reason".
 
2011-01-14 03:09:04 PM
i am going to respond "cool story bro" to my own post so that i can beat y'all to it.
 
2011-01-14 03:09:20 PM

Santa's Knee: You know - I was going to try to initiate a funny banter about the drip of metal from the angle of the image of the piercing (of which I have no issue), but then Aisling McFarktard got lesbi-wrecked and IQof33 started his vomitous trolling.

That killed it.

I appologize to you, Miss Marla Singer.

Dear lady, please forgive my ill-fated attempt at humor.


YOU MAD.

hee hee, I love it when people go full farking Santa's knee.
 
2011-01-14 03:09:49 PM

Santa's Knee: You know - I was going to try to initiate a funny banter about the drip of metal from the angle of the image of the piercing (of which I have no issue), but then Aisling McFarktard got lesbi-wrecked and IQof33 started his vomitous trolling.

That killed it.

I appologize to you, Miss Marla Singer.

Dear lady, please forgive my ill-fated attempt at humor.


Interesting damage control.
 
2011-01-14 03:09:50 PM

Aisling McStabby: Santa's Knee: You know - I was going to try to initiate a funny banter about the drip of metal from the angle of the image of the piercing (of which I have no issue), but then Aisling McFarktard got lesbi-wrecked and IQof33 started his vomitous trolling.

That killed it.

I appologize to you, Miss Marla Singer.

Dear lady, please forgive my ill-fated attempt at humor.

McFarktard! That is genius. Never before have i witnessed such a sharp wit. You should write for Carlos Mencia or Dane Cook as your humor is right up their alley.

/Don't cry, little man.




And yet you continue, as if proving my every word was your life's ambition.
 
2011-01-14 03:10:11 PM

Aisling McStabby: FirstNationalBastard: Aisling McStabby: Jesisaurus: miss marla singer: i got nothing on these ladies in this thread, but here's a pic of this pale redhead.

Know how I know you're an attention whore?

Know how i know you're a pissy little troll?

Well, he did sound pissy, but with good reason.

I mean, the FARK AW Brigade trod in and found a way to let everyone know that "OMG were girls on the internet look at these pictures of us arent we cool for being on FARK lol!".

He has good reason to be pissy.

No, he is being a hypersensitive child. Whining about all the sand in his vagina isn't "good reason".


I will agree that he could have, at least, tried to be funny. Or, talked about his penis. Or something.
 
2011-01-14 03:11:38 PM

Santa's Knee: And yet you continue, as if proving my every word was your life's ambition.


Interesting technique of attempting to stop the semantic abuse. It won't work, but you get points for effort.
 
2011-01-14 03:11:48 PM

RedEmily: Santa's Knee: You know - I was going to try to initiate a funny banter about the drip of metal from the angle of the image of the piercing (of which I have no issue), but then Aisling McFarktard got lesbi-wrecked and IQof33 started his vomitous trolling.

That killed it.

I appologize to you, Miss Marla Singer.

Dear lady, please forgive my ill-fated attempt at humor.

Interesting damage control.


The truth will set you free.

Lumps - some have to be taken when you make a mistake.
 
2011-01-14 03:12:08 PM
To recap this thread:

Attention whores post pictures of themselves.
Attention whores are called out for being attention whores.
Attention whores are angry for being called attention whores.
Internet white knights jump to their aid.

Did I leave anything out?
 
2011-01-14 03:12:09 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Aisling McStabby: FirstNationalBastard: Aisling McStabby: Jesisaurus: miss marla singer: i got nothing on these ladies in this thread, but here's a pic of this pale redhead.

Know how I know you're an attention whore?

Know how i know you're a pissy little troll?

Well, he did sound pissy, but with good reason.

I mean, the FARK AW Brigade trod in and found a way to let everyone know that "OMG were girls on the internet look at these pictures of us arent we cool for being on FARK lol!".

He has good reason to be pissy.

No, he is being a hypersensitive child. Whining about all the sand in his vagina isn't "good reason".

I will agree that he could have, at least, tried to be funny. Or, talked about his penis. Or something.


Or posted a picture of him sucking his own penis.
 
2011-01-14 03:12:39 PM

FirstNationalBastard:
I will agree that he could have, at least, tried to be funny. Or, talked about his penis. Or something.


Penis jokes ALWAYS bring the lulz. See? We're being constructive here folks!
 
2011-01-14 03:12:52 PM

Kaoilia: To recap this thread:

Attention whores post pictures of themselves.
Attention whores are called out for being attention whores.
Attention whores are angry for being called attention whores.
Internet white knights jump to their aid.

Did I leave anything out?


You're a dick.
 
2011-01-14 03:13:38 PM

Kaoilia: To recap this thread:

Attention whores post pictures of themselves.
Attention whores are called out for being attention whores.
Attention whores are angry for being called attention whores.
Internet white knights jump to their aid.

Did I leave anything out?


Above-it-all douchebag comes in and tries to sum up the thread in one oh-so-detached post.
 
2011-01-14 03:13:40 PM

miss marla singer: i am going to respond "cool story bro" to my own post so that i can beat y'all to it.


no "cool story bro" here...

/just imagining the possibilities of getting a pet advaark. This may be the coolest farking thing ever.
 
2011-01-14 03:13:42 PM

Kaoilia: To recap this thread:

Attention whores post pictures of themselves.
Attention whores are called out for being attention whores.
Attention whores are angry for being called attention whores.
Internet white knights jump to their aid.

Did I leave anything out?


IQof33.
 
2011-01-14 03:14:08 PM

Kaoilia: To recap this thread:

Attention whores post pictures of themselves.
Attention whores are called out for being attention whores.
Attention whores are angry for being called attention whores.
Internet white knights jump to their aid.

Did I leave anything out?


Trolls troll.
Idiots assume other idiots are having an emotional effect on other idiots.

You know, the usual.
 
2011-01-14 03:16:17 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Aisling McStabby: FirstNationalBastard: Aisling McStabby: Jesisaurus: miss marla singer: i got nothing on these ladies in this thread, but here's a pic of this pale redhead.

Know how I know you're an attention whore?

Know how i know you're a pissy little troll?

Well, he did sound pissy, but with good reason.

I mean, the FARK AW Brigade trod in and found a way to let everyone know that "OMG were girls on the internet look at these pictures of us arent we cool for being on FARK lol!".

He has good reason to be pissy.

No, he is being a hypersensitive child. Whining about all the sand in his vagina isn't "good reason".

I will agree that he could have, at least, tried to be funny. Or, talked about his penis. Or something.


If I had a penis, I would have talked about it. Had I been trolling, I would have considered it successful. Were I pissy, I'd likely be offended. As none of the above apply, do continue your discussion on my intention.
 
2011-01-14 03:16:36 PM

Kaoilia: To recap this thread:

Attention whores post pictures of themselves.
Attention whores are called out for being attention whores.
Attention whores are angry for being called attention whores.
Internet white knights jump to their aid.

Did I leave anything out?


Welcome to Fark?
 
2011-01-14 03:16:51 PM

Kaoilia: To recap this thread:

Attention whores post pictures of themselves.
Attention whores are called out for being attention whores.
Attention whores are angry for being called attention whores.
Internet white knights jump to their aid.

Did I leave anything out?


you forgot advaarks
 
2011-01-14 03:18:23 PM

Santa's Knee: IQof33.


Santa's Knee, Santa's Knee
Riding through the glen

Retold a weak sauce joke
And then he told it again.

Santa's Knee, Santa's Knee
Something something

Something something
and his mom's a whore.

/YOU NOT JUST MAD, YOU REAL MAD. lulz.
 
2011-01-14 03:18:29 PM

Jesisaurus: FirstNationalBastard: Aisling McStabby: FirstNationalBastard: Aisling McStabby: Jesisaurus: miss marla singer: i got nothing on these ladies in this thread, but here's a pic of this pale redhead.

Know how I know you're an attention whore?

Know how i know you're a pissy little troll?

Well, he did sound pissy, but with good reason.

I mean, the FARK AW Brigade trod in and found a way to let everyone know that "OMG were girls on the internet look at these pictures of us arent we cool for being on FARK lol!".

He has good reason to be pissy.

No, he is being a hypersensitive child. Whining about all the sand in his vagina isn't "good reason".

I will agree that he could have, at least, tried to be funny. Or, talked about his penis. Or something.

If I had a penis, I would have talked about it. Had I been trolling, I would have considered it successful. Were I pissy, I'd likely be offended. As none of the above apply, do continue your discussion on my intention.


Are you a eunich?
 
2011-01-14 03:19:06 PM

Kaoilia: To recap this thread:

Attention whores post pictures of themselves.
Attention whores are called out for being attention whores.
Attention whores are angry for being called attention whores.
Internet white knights jump to their aid.

Did I leave anything out?


aardvarks
 
2011-01-14 03:19:41 PM

meat0918: Kaoilia: To recap this thread:

Attention whores post pictures of themselves.
Attention whores are called out for being attention whores.
Attention whores are angry for being called attention whores.
Internet white knights jump to their aid.

Did I leave anything out?

Welcome to Fark?


+1
 
2011-01-14 03:20:20 PM

What Plants Crave: What a pasty-skinned vegetarian may also look like...


www.brobible.com

What a tanned, formerly vegetarian, meat eater might look like
 
2011-01-14 03:21:56 PM
Recap of the recap:

Attention whores post pictures of themselves.
Attention whores are called out for being attention whores.
Attention whores are angry for being called attention whores.
Internet white knights jump to their aid.
You're a dick.
Above-it-all douchebag comes in and tries to sum up the thread in one oh-so-detached post.
IQof33.
Trolls troll.
Welcome to Fark
advaarks
 
2011-01-14 03:21:56 PM

Babboonrash: Kaoilia: To recap this thread:

Attention whores post pictures of themselves.
Attention whores are called out for being attention whores.
Attention whores are angry for being called attention whores.
Internet white knights jump to their aid.

Did I leave anything out?

you forgot advaarks


beat me to it.
here's another picture of me.
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net

the definition of quick & dirty.
/am i talking about the picture, or me??
 
2011-01-14 03:22:16 PM

halfof33: Santa's Knee: IQof33.

Santa's Knee, Santa's Knee
Riding through the glen

Retold a weak sauce joke
And then he told it again.

Santa's Knee, Santa's Knee
Something something

Something something
and his mom's a whore.

/YOU NOT JUST MAD, YOU REAL MAD. lulz.


images.cryhavok.org

Get it right, man!
 
2011-01-14 03:23:56 PM
This thread is now about aardvarks.

i941.photobucket.com
 
2011-01-14 03:23:58 PM
RedEmily, Ailing Mcstabby, miss marla singer: POST MORE PICTURES


Everyone else: SHUT UP
 
2011-01-14 03:24:24 PM

Kaoilia: Recap of the recap:

Attention whores post pictures of themselves.
Attention whores are called out for being attention whores.
Attention whores are angry for being called attention whores.
Internet white knights jump to their aid.
You're a dick.Above-it-all douchebag comes in and tries to sum up the thread in one oh-so-detached post.
IQof33.
Trolls troll.
Welcome to Fark
advaarks



Salient points bolded.
 
2011-01-14 03:24:47 PM

RedEmily: Jesisaurus: FirstNationalBastard: Aisling McStabby: FirstNationalBastard: Aisling McStabby: Jesisaurus: miss marla singer: i got nothing on these ladies in this thread, but here's a pic of this pale redhead.

Know how I know you're an attention whore?

Know how i know you're a pissy little troll?

Well, he did sound pissy, but with good reason.

I mean, the FARK AW Brigade trod in and found a way to let everyone know that "OMG were girls on the internet look at these pictures of us arent we cool for being on FARK lol!".

He has good reason to be pissy.

No, he is being a hypersensitive child. Whining about all the sand in his vagina isn't "good reason".

I will agree that he could have, at least, tried to be funny. Or, talked about his penis. Or something.

If I had a penis, I would have talked about it. Had I been trolling, I would have considered it successful. Were I pissy, I'd likely be offended. As none of the above apply, do continue your discussion on my intention.

Are you a eunich?


I think she has a hoo-hoo.
 
2011-01-14 03:24:59 PM

Aisling McStabby: This thread is now about aardvarks.


and dicks

/it's friday
 
2011-01-14 03:25:47 PM
aardvark.fecklessmind.com

he's sleeeeeepy. awww.
 
2011-01-14 03:25:49 PM

miss marla singer: Babboonrash: Kaoilia: To recap this thread:

Attention whores post pictures of themselves.
Attention whores are called out for being attention whores.
Attention whores are angry for being called attention whores.
Internet white knights jump to their aid.

Did I leave anything out?

you forgot advaarks

beat me to it.
here's another picture of me.


the definition of quick & dirty.
/am i talking about the picture, or me??


though the pic of the aardvark is nothing short of kick ass... I do wish this thread would roll back to pasty hot chicks.
 
2011-01-14 03:26:27 PM

Aisling McStabby: This thread is now about aardvarks.


That picture always makes me laugh.

GIS aardvark:

www.cs.utah.edu
 
2011-01-14 03:26:43 PM

RedEmily: Aisling McStabby: This thread is now about aardvarks.

and dicks

/it's friday


I can do without the dicks, but since it is Friday i guess it's okay if they hang out.
 
2011-01-14 03:26:57 PM
Santa's Knee:
Get it right, man!

Wrong show, short bus.

www.blakeneymanor.com
 
2011-01-14 03:27:18 PM

Timacles: RedEmily, Ailing Mcstabby, miss marla singer: POST MORE PICTURES


Everyone else: SHUT UP


THE POWER OF FAP COMPELS YOU!!!
 
2011-01-14 03:27:30 PM

Timacles: RedEmily, Ailing Mcstabby, miss marla singer: POST MORE PICTURES


Everyone else: SHUT UP


You are what is wrong with FARK, and I bid you good day, sir.

...

I SAID I BID YOU "GOOD DAY"!
 
2011-01-14 03:27:34 PM

Aisling McStabby: This thread is now about aardvarks.


I wish to lift this pic you have posted. I most definitely feel I need it in my profile...
 
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