FirstNationalBastard: Yeah, those coma girls are kind of sexy.

And you don't have to cuddle afterwards!

I have lots of red tones in my skin. But they're called freckles.

I have no interest in a woman who is opposed to preparing me steak.

excedrin: And you don't have to cuddle afterwards!

But you could if you wanted to. They won't mind.

discgolfguru: Does meat consumption correlate to breast size? This might be relevant.

Considering they use grains and not meat to fatten cattle, probably not.

Well it depends who you select as the tanned meat eater

she dont eat meat but she sure like the bone

Misleading headline is misleading, trollsome.

FirstNationalBastard: Yeah, those coma girls are kind of sexy.


/Took me forever to find my animated gif of Terri Chiavo laughing

1)But meat is such sweet, sweet, tasting murder!
2) I tried to be a vegetarian but found my self always leaning towards sunlight
3) I didnt get to be at the top of the food chain so I could eat salad!
4) Vegetarian: Old indian word for "poor hunter"

neversubmit: she dont eat meat but she sure like the bone

RAH

altinos: excedrin: And you don't have to cuddle afterwards!

But you could if you wanted to. They won't mind.

Mmmm all cold and clammy...

To be fair though, people with tans look like Martians to the English.

WolfBakura: I have no interest in a woman who is opposed to preparing me steak.

Don't forget bacon.

/Mmmmmm, bacon!

altinos: discgolfguru: Does meat consumption correlate to breast size? This might be relevant.

Considering they use grains and not meat to fatten cattle, probably not.

It's not like bovines are physiologically different from humans or anything

Parenting 101. Babies turn orange when they eat too many carrotts. This can be useful before your husband freaks and takes him to emergency.

The hardest thing about eating vegetables is getting them out of the wheelchair! HEYO!

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This:

best part of that article: What makes babby orange?

FTA:
When my oldest was a baby, his face turned a little orange and his nose turned bright orange. Our son was in a phase where he only wanted to eat carrots and sweet potatoes.

So, if I only eat potatoes I'll be a minority.

WolfBakura: I have no interest in a woman who is opposed to preparing me steak.

My woman is a vegetarian and will prepare me steak. I had a filet mignon the other night.

Sometimes I joke that she is trying to kill me with rich foods. She laughs at that, but not as much as she should.....

where are the pics of pasty vegetarians?

Pair-o-Dice: FTA:
When my oldest was a baby, his face turned a little orange and his nose turned bright orange. Our son was in a phase where he only wanted to eat carrots and sweet potatoes.

So, if I only eat potatoes I'll be a minority.

A very drunken minority.

Yes. I love women who don't have the energy to get away.

Why choose?

I'll have both.

Jormungandr: Pair-o-Dice: FTA:
When my oldest was a baby, his face turned a little orange and his nose turned bright orange. Our son was in a phase where he only wanted to eat carrots and sweet potatoes.

So, if I only eat potatoes I'll be a minority.

A very drunken minority.

And....

bhcompy: It's not like bovines are physiologically different from humans or anything

They use pigs when studying human anatomy, and pigs are also fattened using grains.

theflatline: Hahaha, the study was done in the UK and it was about how a guy made people eat more fruits and vegetables along with their regular meals, and that made them healthier looking.

Duh. It is not like the english are known for eating fruits and vegetables in the first place.

My favorite part of the study was when he made the students looks at themselves and rate their own attractiveness. That's good science there.

Headline fail. The subject was not 'vegetarian vs meat eater', it was 'balanced nutrition vs unbalanced nutrition and fake tanning'... of course you look better if you're getting the right nutrients - your skin, eyes, hair, everything looks healthier and more attractive. :p

JustinWHEB, I thought of the same thing and with those two women.

Put me in the Portman camp.

Considering all the Farklove for fair-skinned girls like C. Hendricks, R. Weisz, H. Mirren et al, I'm a little surprised this was green-lit.

Also, I've learned to never date a vegetarian. If they don't want to eat meat, fair enough; but I don't need perpetual lectures about why I shouldn't buy Hebrew National Franks.

Dietary habits aside, I tend to find fair-skinned women more attractive. Once you're my age, 35ish, a decade or more of sun worship can turn a babe into a freak.

As an old 'mercian straight male, I'll say I'd MUCH rather have some girl with 20+lbs and a healthy appetite than some painfully white, anemic stick figure with brocholi breath. Such creatures may be great for the walkway and heroin dens, but a woman that'll help you finish off the late-night pizza is soooo much hotter IMHO...

How about a pasty skinned meat eater? Vegetarians and vegans tend to be more on the gray side due to lack of a sufficient protein source. Plus the only ribs I want to see are on the plate in front of me covered in BBQ sauce.

Know how I know Subby can't read? From the article itself:

Stephen believes its because the fruits and vegetables upped their carotenoid levels and added more golden tones to their skin.

Dr. Stephen explained: "In humans, the more red and yellow tones found in the skin, the more attractive the people were found to be."

sleeps in trees: Parenting 101. Babies turn orange when they eat too many carrotts. This can be useful before your husband freaks and takes him to emergency.

Or sweet potatoes.

Alphakronik: Yes. I love women who don't have the energy to get away.

you know how you've never run a marathon with vegetarians?

nostratic: Also, I've learned to never date a vegetarian. If they don't want to eat meat, fair enough; but I don't need perpetual lectures about why I shouldn't buy Hebrew National Franks.

Or just find someone who is comfortable with their own choices and lets you make yours.

I'm a pasty meat eater, where does that leave me?

Hebrew National Franks.

Oh man... Kosher dogs - SOOOO much better and worth every penny... Plus, Jewish chicks are very hot IMHO...

/latkes ftw

How do pasty-skinned meat eaters rank?

fireclown: Alphakronik: Yes. I love women who don't have the energy to get away.

you know how you've never run a marathon with vegetarians?

Dave Scott would like a word with you.

Hint: meat-eaters eat fruits and vegetables, too

Or just find someone who is comfortable with their own choices and lets you make yours.

So you're saying 'don't get married' then...