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(Some Guy)   One of Vermont's biggest vegetable farms was destroyed by fire this morning. Lettuce have a moment of peas and quiet   (wcax.com) divider line 51
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2011-01-12 03:59:45 PM  
So... no more country goodness and green peaness?
 
2011-01-12 04:04:29 PM  
I hope they find out who did this and squash them
 
2011-01-12 04:05:09 PM  
Orange you glad it wasn't the fruit farm.
 
2011-01-12 04:05:20 PM  
this is so salad
 
2011-01-12 04:08:06 PM  
That is terrible new to Ear.
 
2011-01-12 04:08:12 PM  
I don't carrot all for these puns
 
2011-01-12 04:08:44 PM  
Does this mean you cantaloupe there this spring?
 
2011-01-12 04:09:45 PM  

www.access.gpo.gov

YES!


 
2011-01-12 04:11:13 PM  
Who ordered the grilled vegetables?
 
2011-01-12 04:11:42 PM  
FirstNationalBastard: So... no more country goodness and green peaness?

Green peaness? You should get that looked at by a doctor.
 
2011-01-12 04:11:55 PM  
Lettuce spray.
 
2011-01-12 04:12:47 PM  
Potatoe!
 
2011-01-12 04:13:20 PM  
PirateKing: Who ordered the grilled vegetables?

Yeah, I wanted to say this.
It's like saying "Tsunami of bacon destroys hamburger factory".

Did it REALLY destroy it? Or did it just make it delicious?
 
2011-01-12 04:13:20 PM  
What's with all these weird puns, can't we just have arugula pun?
 
2011-01-12 04:13:33 PM  
If it turns out to be arson look for a tall green guy.
 
2011-01-12 04:16:19 PM  
Omnivorous: If it turns out to be arson look for a tall green guy.

I wonder... did any of the farmers ever look up his leafy green skirt and check out his niblets?
 
2011-01-12 04:18:22 PM  
Funbags: What's with all these weird puns, can't we just have arugula pun?

www.filmsavior.com

I came here to make an arugula pun, but I'll just leaf this here instead.
 
2011-01-12 04:18:53 PM  
Well, at least it is warm somewhere in this damn state.

Snowed in with only 3 beers, The Shining Part 2.....
 
2011-01-12 04:19:09 PM  
Source of the fire? Beets me.
 
2011-01-12 04:19:33 PM  
Probably those Hardwick kids...
 
2011-01-12 04:20:44 PM  
If they're looking for suspects in this caper, I'd asparagus - he's already tried to kill his wife, but she's artichoke. I hear he likes to pumpkin, too, which is disgusting. Someone needs to beet his ass.
 
2011-01-12 04:21:05 PM  
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

Getting around the wheelchair.
 
2011-01-12 04:22:34 PM  
So how does a farm field burn when under 5 feet of snow????
 
2011-01-12 04:22:36 PM  
Why is it that corny puns always turnip in threads like this?
 
2011-01-12 04:25:50 PM  
Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Why is it that corny puns always turnip in threads like this?

I blame Gene Shallot.
 
2011-01-12 04:28:40 PM  
Kome: Potatoe!

oblig......

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Damn RIGHT!!!!!!


 
2011-01-12 04:39:40 PM  
In January? Did the hoses freeze up or something? Couldn't they wield a snowblower at the flames?

DNRTFA
 
2011-01-12 04:41:21 PM  
I bet it was caused by a gas leek
 
2011-01-12 04:42:08 PM  
Nogale: In January? Did the hoses freeze up or something?

The hoses had cold noses, and the frost was nipping at their encased in clear-heels painted toses.
 
2011-01-12 04:55:57 PM  
Subby carrot in hell!
 
2011-01-12 05:05:58 PM  
www.bigcheesebadges.com
 
2011-01-12 05:07:42 PM  
I blame Bushel.
 
2011-01-12 05:27:23 PM  
Chard remains?
 
2011-01-12 05:31:49 PM  
i51.tinypic.com
/got nuthin
 
2011-01-12 06:00:56 PM  
Olive this thread so much.
 
2011-01-12 06:44:49 PM  
DannyJunior: Olive this thread so much.

I don't. In fact I'm even surprised that this thread went green.
 
2011-01-12 07:08:53 PM  
I don't think I can mustard a pun, these kinda capers always turnip with someone to blame though.
 
2011-01-12 07:18:52 PM  
I hope the arson gets collard.
 
2011-01-12 07:19:04 PM  
I sure hope charges sprout from the investigation.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-01-12 07:23:22 PM  
scubatuck: Probably those Hardwick kids...

because they pumpkin?
/subby
/fairfield
 
2011-01-12 07:31:06 PM  
Rush?
 
2011-01-12 07:47:57 PM  
<b>vudukungfu</b>

Groton
 
2011-01-12 07:59:20 PM  
You guys don't know beans about making puns.
 
2011-01-12 08:08:53 PM  
Great, just great.

INSERT "i love this thread so much"-pic here
 
2011-01-12 09:25:31 PM  
gopher321: Chard remains?

Chard romaines.

/Lettuce pray.
 
2011-01-12 09:28:09 PM  
"What is it?"

"It was as if a thousand cucumbers cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
 
2011-01-12 10:30:01 PM  
Polk around enough and they might find a disgruntled employee torched it. If they catch him, they artichoke him, as this setback will certainly reduce everybody's celery. But they might never collard the perp. Yam getting sick and tired of these types, butternut let me catch them in my root cellar!
 
2011-01-12 11:22:10 PM  
Source of the fire? Beets me.

Makes you wonder what they've bean up to.
 
2011-01-12 11:23:41 PM  
NotARocketScientist: Source of the fire? Beets me.

Makes you wonder what they've bean up to.


Oh, snap.
 
2011-01-13 02:34:10 AM  
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