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(WWL)   Not news: Hot MILF leaves baby in car while drinking in bar. Fark: When she tries to drive off, other drunks box her in until cops arrive (w/ mugshot)   (wwl.com) divider line 142
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2011-01-10 11:25:21 PM  
The Kenner Police Department says a Kenner woman was jailed after first leaving her 33-month-old baby unattended in a car outside a bar while she partied inside, and then trying to drunkenly drive off with the child.

At what point do we stop counting by months? 33 months is almost three years. Just call the kid a two-year-old.
 
2011-01-11 12:20:15 AM  
She was booked charges of operating a vehicle while intoxicated, child endangerment, child desertion, reckless operation of a motor vehicle, child restraint required, open alcoholic beverage in a motor vehicle, operating a vehicle with a suspended driver's license, and suspended drivers license previous offenses.

Jesus God Almighty, the elusive Trifecta Trifecta.
 
2011-01-11 12:21:34 AM  
Also whoever edited that paragraph should be drug out into the street and made to read it in a silly voice.
 
2011-01-11 12:26:29 AM  
I thinks subby needs to learn the definition of hot and MILF.
 
2011-01-11 12:56:06 AM  
ShawnDoc: I thinks subby needs to learn the definition of hot and MILF.

No kidding. Not even the goggles would help with that.
 
2011-01-11 02:17:44 AM  
Eeew, how was babby formed?
 
2011-01-11 02:35:00 AM  
Okay, I'm the first person to bring up studman...but honestly, not hot even a little.
 
2011-01-11 02:36:56 AM  
ShawnDoc: I thinks subby needs to learn the definition of hot and MILF.

Indolent: No kidding. Not even the goggles would help with that.

JamesDeSimas: Okay, I'm the first person to bring up studman...but honestly, not hot even a little.

There seems to be a recent trend in fark headline to lie about the looks of the women in articles. I for one hope it doesn't continue for long.
 
2011-01-11 02:38:47 AM  
Not even with your d*ck, subby.
 
2011-01-11 02:39:40 AM  
[how-about-no-bear.jpg]
 
2011-01-11 02:40:15 AM  
I don't care how much you love to party, once you have a kid you need to grow the fark up.
 
2011-01-11 02:40:28 AM  
It would take a lot of tequila to make her hot. At which point I would be passed out, fortunately.
 
2011-01-11 02:42:31 AM  
I've turned down better, and I have pretty much no standards.
 
2011-01-11 02:44:56 AM  
Sometimes, kids just drive you to drinking.
Other times you have to drive yourself.

/Badum-tschh
 
2011-01-11 02:46:59 AM  
Horrible woman and horrible misuse of hot and milf...
 
2011-01-11 02:48:18 AM  
She has a kid...that just means she does it and doesn't make you use a rubber.
 
2011-01-11 02:48:57 AM  
ShawnDoc [TotalFark] Quote 2011-01-11 12:26:29 AM
I thinks subby needs to learn the definition of hot and MILF.


Indolent [TotalFark]

i796.photobucket.com
yeah
 
2011-01-11 02:49:01 AM  
Looks like the only thing the other drunks should have boxed is her face...

/ugh
 
2011-01-11 02:50:14 AM  
She was booked on charges of operating a vehicle while intoxicated, child endangerment, child desertion, reckless operation of a motor vehicle, child restraint required, open alcoholic beverage in a motor vehicle, operating a vehicle with a suspended driver's license, and suspended drivers license for previous offenses.

In California, she would get probation, sue the people that stopped her as well as the bar itself--and win.

Hopefully it's not the same in Louisiana.
 
2011-01-11 02:51:13 AM  
OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE1111!!!
 
2011-01-11 02:52:51 AM  
Pulling out glove and some powdered to slap subby for lying to me.
 
2011-01-11 02:57:31 AM  
I think we got hoodwinked by bastardmitter
 
2011-01-11 03:00:54 AM  
total boner deflation, how am i supposed to violate and break my wife's pussy with this nightmare fuel lurking in my mind?


///love a good joke though
 
2011-01-11 03:01:49 AM  
If you wanted to keep partying you should've gone to the scrapy doctor, idiot
 
2011-01-11 03:02:56 AM  
Is that ugly woman standing in front of the hot MILF the subby was referring to in the headline?
 
2011-01-11 03:03:43 AM  
33month old baby?
wat like 3 years old?
2 and 1/2 yrs old?
im no good at map, but 33month????/
how about like 999 day old?

and who give a flying rats azz

/just sayin
 
2011-01-11 03:04:54 AM  
Farking Kenner. Hasbro would have at least gotten the colors right on the clothing.

/not to mention adding swivel-armed battle grip.
 
2011-01-11 03:07:18 AM  
Looks like someone put iCarly's picture through age progression software, then stretched the result to give her fat-face.
 
2011-01-11 03:07:34 AM  
tila tequila has let herself go...
 
2011-01-11 03:23:47 AM  
angrygrizzly: She was booked on charges of operating a vehicle while intoxicated, child endangerment, child desertion, reckless operation of a motor vehicle, child restraint required, open alcoholic beverage in a motor vehicle, operating a vehicle with a suspended driver's license, and suspended drivers license for previous offenses.

In California, she would get probation, sue the people that stopped her as well as the bar itself--and win.

Hopefully it's not the same in Louisiana.


Christ but that's one of the most retarded things I've ever read on fark, and that's saying something.

California ia particularly hard on drunk drivers, especially repeat offenders.
 
2011-01-11 03:24:30 AM  
I don't get all the hate. She has such lovely pink jowls.
 
2011-01-11 03:35:09 AM  
pixelverdict.com
 
2011-01-11 03:47:37 AM  
What flavor of man is that?
 
2011-01-11 04:06:02 AM  
almejita: What flavor of man is that?

Pork, I believe.

/didn't RTFA
//you can't make me look
 
2011-01-11 04:17:48 AM  
www.stairwell.com
 
2011-01-11 04:24:34 AM  
actualhuman: She was booked charges of operating a vehicle while intoxicated, child endangerment, child desertion, reckless operation of a motor vehicle, child restraint required, open alcoholic beverage in a motor vehicle, operating a vehicle with a suspended driver's license, and suspended drivers license previous offenses.

Jesus God Almighty, the elusive Trifecta Trifecta.


I wish that were so, but I counted only eight. Did I miscount or did you mean something else?

/also might be over the legal limit to drive
 
2011-01-11 04:25:22 AM  
I think subby was drunk. MILF?? She's so ugly, she could make a train take a dirt road!!
 
2011-01-11 04:31:24 AM  
MadAzza: actualhuman: She was booked charges of operating a vehicle while intoxicated, child endangerment, child desertion, reckless operation of a motor vehicle, child restraint required, open alcoholic beverage in a motor vehicle, operating a vehicle with a suspended driver's license, and suspended drivers license previous offenses.

Jesus God Almighty, the elusive Trifecta Trifecta.

I wish that were so, but I counted only eight. Did I miscount or did you mean something else?

/also might be over the legal limit to drive


Maybe trifecta + trifecta, not trifecta x trifecta?
 
2011-01-11 04:34:20 AM  
Usually in New Orleans you have to hit a house, or a parked car, to get a DUI. She was either shiat faced, or the patrons were just pissed that she abandoned her 1000 day old crotch fruit in her car.
 
2011-01-11 04:53:31 AM  
hardyz1: The Kenner Police Department says a Kenner woman was jailed after first leaving her 33-month-old baby unattended in a car outside a bar while she partied inside, and then trying to drunkenly drive off with the child.

At what point do we stop counting by months? 33 months is almost three years. Just call the kid a two-year-old.


Wondering the same thing. I know a lady if asked how old her baby kindergarten aged child is, she will say 53 months. Drives me crazy having to divide by 12. Why can't she just say he's 4.4166666666666666666666666666667 years old?
 
2011-01-11 05:05:28 AM  
armoredbulldozer: MadAzza: actualhuman: She was booked charges of operating a vehicle while intoxicated, child endangerment, child desertion, reckless operation of a motor vehicle, child restraint required, open alcoholic beverage in a motor vehicle, operating a vehicle with a suspended driver's license, and suspended drivers license previous offenses.

Jesus God Almighty, the elusive Trifecta Trifecta.

I wish that were so, but I counted only eight. Did I miscount or did you mean something else?

/also might be over the legal limit to drive

Maybe trifecta + trifecta, not trifecta x trifecta?


Ah! I was over-thinking it. Thanks.
 
2011-01-11 05:11:57 AM  
So apparently 'hot milf' means chubby Filipino transvestite.
 
2011-01-11 05:35:42 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2011-01-11 05:37:29 AM  
#9 Indecent exposure.
 
2011-01-11 05:38:40 AM  
Also, where's daddy, and why no mention of him? If she wanted to booze, why wasn't he watching the kid? Yeah, I think I know the answer, but I shouldn't have to guess.

Sh*tty f*cking journalism. So glad I'm out of that cesspool of willful ignorance. Reporters get away with it because editors allow it because publishers are busy blowing advertisers in their BMWs. Stupid, slutty, drunk mothers get away with it because nobody even asks her about one of the two most important people in her kid's life.

Poor kid doesn't have much of a chance.
 
2011-01-11 05:48:52 AM  
armoredbulldozer: I think subby was drunk. MILF?? She's so ugly, she could make a train take a dirt road!!

I might consider her dirt road. (nudge-nudge)

/on second thot... non
//where the posts of helpful pics? This thread was made for 'em
 
2011-01-11 05:59:27 AM  
The OUTRAGE! The baby is only 11 trimesters old.
 
2011-01-11 06:02:51 AM  
Public Savant: Sometimes, kids just drive you to drinking.


If they don't stop driving that hot.

rod.

Lincoln.
 
2011-01-11 06:04:52 AM  
Freak: I don't care how much you love to party, once you have a kid you need to grow the fark up.

Or at least hire a baby toddler sitter.
 
2011-01-11 06:07:19 AM  
I would hit it. With a crowbar. The hooked end.
 
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