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(Scotsman)   Scottish builder working on 17th-century mansion has brassy millionaire lady laird constantly begging him for sex, tells her he's got a girlfriend, gets sacked, sues her for damages, then settles out of court. McGiggity   (news.scotsman.com) divider line 66
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2011-01-11 04:45:51 AM
So he was brassed off, was he?
 
2011-01-11 04:55:08 AM
So, sharp knees then?

/or flabby cankles?
 
2011-01-11 04:55:15 AM
He didn't want to nail her, lay the pipe, screw, bang or errect anything?
 
2011-01-11 04:55:38 AM
Bah, I was looking for a picture of Marjorie of Carrick to post, but it seems none exists.

/ she was Robert the Bruce's mother
// as a young man, Robert the Bruce's father was held captive by Marjorie until he would have sex with her

Link (new window)
 
2011-01-11 04:57:46 AM
As seen on The Benny Hill Show.

/Cue the music and sped-up chase scene
 
2011-01-11 04:58:38 AM
www.comedy.co.uk

It's rampant
 
2011-01-11 05:23:20 AM
Sounds like the lady had read far too many bodice ripper romances and decided to turn them into a reality.

On a side note, a google for both of their names brings up this charming picture:

farm3.static.flickr.com

If that's what she looks like then no wonder he turned her down.

/not really sure why that pic popped up
//funny anyway
 
2011-01-11 05:28:50 AM
Was his name Joseph?
 
2011-01-11 05:39:14 AM
millionaire...laird

i471.photobucket.com

(Best image I could find of him swinging a bat, and presumably striking out.)
 
2011-01-11 05:40:18 AM
What is a lady laird? Is that some kind of sheep?

/if it were a sheep, the scotsman would've been all over it
 
2011-01-11 05:41:37 AM
This shiat has got to stop. It makes "Law and Order" run one more week. One more week. One more week. Will you stupid farking criminals take a class on how to rob something so I don't have to hear that theme song every fourty five seconds.
 
2011-01-11 05:45:21 AM
Mitch Mitchell: This shiat has got to stop. It makes "Law and Order" run one more week. One more week. One more week. Will you stupid farking criminals take a class on how to rob something so I don't have to hear that theme song every fourty five seconds.

Wrong thread, bro?
 
2011-01-11 05:47:09 AM
www.movieactors.com
/Would like a word
 
2011-01-11 05:50:12 AM
Without a proper picture of this 'lady' I'm afraid I have to withhold judgement. Something tells me though, that she might be scary looking and or very old. Scotsmen.
 
2011-01-11 05:57:23 AM
Bullshiat. Everyone knows that no true Scotsman would ever do this.
 
2011-01-11 06:11:56 AM
...and Bob's your uncle!
 
2011-01-11 06:14:12 AM
shouldnt that be "MacGiggitah" subby?
 
2011-01-11 06:25:49 AM
So, he wasn't a free mason?
 
2011-01-11 06:25:58 AM
The lady in question...

static.reelmovienews.com
 
2011-01-11 06:27:38 AM
would it have hurt him to throw her a quick one?
 
2011-01-11 06:27:52 AM

Mock26: Bullshiat. Everyone knows that no true Scotsman would ever do this.



Yes. A true Scotsman would say "If you give me some tail today, I'll surely pay you next Thursday."
 
2011-01-11 06:33:59 AM
Father_Jack: shouldnt that be "MacGiggitah" subby?

.
Goddammitsomuch.
 
2011-01-11 07:07:37 AM
Lwaxana Troi, is that you?
 
2011-01-11 07:43:16 AM
Father_Jack: shouldnt that be "MacGiggitah" subby?

Came to ...

late as usual...

but I wouldn't have done it as well
 
2011-01-11 08:04:42 AM
Amishrabbit: As seen on The Benny Hill Show.

/Cue the music and sped-up chase scene


Damn you. Now I have Yackety Sax stuck in my head.

Father_Jack: shouldnt that be "MacGiggitah" subby?

That was my first thought, too.
 
2011-01-11 08:09:11 AM
In a story like this is it too much to ask they include a picture of the woman in question? Those Scots have a lot to learn about journalism.
 
2011-01-11 08:16:06 AM
t3.gstatic.com
"Nay lass, I've gat to do my work."
 
2011-01-11 08:29:12 AM
Regardless of what she looks like, if he'd have done it, he couldn't have sued.

Maybe he's one of those raised on the farm by his mother types with monogamous values or something.

amazingdata.com

Or not...
 
2011-01-11 08:41:51 AM
Possibly? Says she's some kind of professor in Dublin though. So maybe not.

eine.ie
 
2011-01-11 08:56:49 AM
she thought it was his duty to make his customer happy
 
2011-01-11 09:10:20 AM
In defense of the old biatch, the dude was wearing his kilt and flashing his "plumber's knees" at her.
 
2011-01-11 09:13:45 AM
He's a Highlander, by God, and the last sound he hears should not be that of a wailing woman!
 
2011-01-11 09:21:05 AM
mtgreasewood: He didn't want to nail her, lay the pipe, screw, bang or errect anything?

Fan. Tas. Tic.


/Would LOL again.
 
2011-01-11 09:26:44 AM
howdyyall9999: He's a Highlander, by God, and the last sound he hears should not be that of a wailing woman!

Ya seen the wound Angus. He shoulda died.
 
2011-01-11 09:43:16 AM
Fan-farking-tastic story.
Sent to my husband, with the added comment that I found a good job for him.

What blows my mind is that palatial estate is on 16 measely acres. Wtf?
 
2011-01-11 09:54:50 AM
He was too busy sewing kilts...and making two go's...and filling out his Wimbledon entry form...
 
2011-01-11 09:58:53 AM
Hoot, man!

They'll be no copulatin' when Angus McTavish is remodelin', lassy.
 
2011-01-11 10:05:28 AM
....but ye fook ONE Gooat!
 
2011-01-11 10:19:41 AM
I'm sure we'll all remember this story the next time someone is complaining about how men never win sexual harrassment suits.
 
2011-01-11 10:21:54 AM
You know how I can tell she's fat?
 
2011-01-11 10:22:48 AM
depmode98: You know how I can tell she's fat?

Because even the brick layer... wouldn't?
 
2011-01-11 10:23:22 AM
Impudent Domain: would it have hurt him to throw her a quick one?

Don't stick your dick in crazy.
 
2011-01-11 10:30:37 AM
Theaetetus: I'm sure we'll all remember this story the next time someone is complaining about how men never win sexual harrassment suits.

So you would preffer we say it is a statistically anomolous occurance when it happens?
 
2011-01-11 10:35:59 AM
theorellior: Impudent Domain: would it have hurt him to throw her a quick one?

Don't stick your dick all the way in crazy.
 
2011-01-11 10:39:09 AM
"The defender telephoned again at 7pm on 9 November 2009 and said 'she had a mattress looked out for the night'

Looked out? Look out! Look, out. Lookout. Are you saying the whole night?
 
2011-01-11 10:39:09 AM
fappomatic: theorellior: Impudent Domain: would it have hurt him to throw her a quick one?

Don't stick your dick all the way in crazy.


Just a tip.
 
2011-01-11 10:48:57 AM
fappomatic: theorellior: Impudent Domain: would it have hurt him to throw her a quick one?

Don't stick your dick all the way in crazy.


Well, I think we all know how that usually works out.
 
2011-01-11 10:58:04 AM
 
2011-01-11 10:58:56 AM
Father_Jack: shouldnt that be "MacGiggitah" subby?

Came for the "Mac" comment, pleased with the "ah" addition. Well done sir.
 
2011-01-11 11:03:01 AM
Settled out of court after refusing sex? What, did she settle for him stirring her soup a little?
 
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