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(Hollyscoop)   Jennifer Aniston interviews Nicole Kidman for Harper's Bazaar magazine. Naturally, Nicole rubs her family life in Jennifer's face   (hollyscoop.com) divider line 42
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2011-01-05 05:18:42 PM
Naturally, Nicole rubs her family life boobs in Jennifer's face

www.getleadsmakesales.com

/ FTFY
 
2011-01-05 06:15:02 PM
I'd like to rub...

Aw fark it. Like I have a chance.
 
2011-01-05 06:48:09 PM
files.sexyandfunny.com
 
2011-01-05 07:05:33 PM
a great little wedge to give me a couple inches more that my dad didn't give me.

How many inches did dad give her?
 
2011-01-05 08:39:26 PM
so there are people out there who actually believe that this woman can't have a "family" if she really wanted to?
 
2011-01-05 08:39:48 PM
Girls, girls, no need to get catty about this. Let's all remove our clothing, smear ourselves with baby oil, and settle this like adults.
 
2011-01-05 09:02:05 PM
That's just a biatchy thing to do.

/is the link farked?
 
2011-01-05 09:06:13 PM
EsteeFlwrPot:

/is the link farked?


Seems to be.
 
2011-01-05 09:16:03 PM
trillium13: EsteeFlwrPot:

/is the link farked?

Seems to be.


Damn thats gotta be a record or something.

/Behold the powah
 
2011-01-05 09:35:04 PM
Some women exude a primal, sexual aura.

These two, though attractive, seem to have come from the Sandra Bullock school of hoo-hum beauty.
 
2011-01-05 09:36:17 PM
Nicole, you dumb biatch, you married a Scientology farktard, so you should really shut your whore mouth.
 
2011-01-05 09:38:59 PM
eyehate: Some women exude a primal, sexual aura.

These two, though attractive, seem to have come from the Sandra Bullock school of hoo-hum beauty.


Sez you.
 
2011-01-05 09:49:34 PM
She did have something going with Batman.
 
2011-01-05 09:58:09 PM
Link (new window)
 
2011-01-05 10:11:23 PM
You cant argue with Darwin.

The most fit pass their genes forward. The least fit end their genetic lines. Ms Kidman reproduced. Ms Aniston did not. End of story - Ms Kidman is the most fit
 
2011-01-05 10:25:24 PM
omg bbq: so there are people out there who actually believe that this woman can't have a "family" if she really wanted to?

Define family, and are we excluding dysfunctional families? I believe she is likely incapable of a healthy relationship right now, yes.
 
2011-01-05 10:26:24 PM
A_Glass_Of_Pink: You cant argue with Darwin.

The most fit pass their genes forward. The least fit end their genetic lines. Ms Kidman reproduced. Ms Aniston did not. End of story - Ms Kidman is the most fit


The reasons Ms. Aniston didn't reproduce are behavioral/psychological, not genetic.
 
2011-01-05 10:39:24 PM
What? It's not farked:

Jennifer Aniston probably needed a margarita-infused trip to Cabo with Courteney Cox after completing this interview.

Jen played reporter for Harper's Bazaar this month, interviewing her Just Go With It co-star Nicole Kidman. Would have liked to see those roles reversed, but whatever.

The ladies engaged in a Q & A, and the topic of conversation quickly turned to marriage and kids. Nicole recalled the moment she met her now-husband Keith Urban, saying, "Iremember thinking, Oh, my God, if you ever gave me a man like that, I promise I would be completely devoted for the rest of my life. Something that wild. I remembered praying after I met him that I'd meet somebody, if not him, like him."

She also admitted to having total psycho-girl tendencies, telling Jen, "I'm one of those people. I would meet a guy, then I would imagine myself married and with kids within the first hour."

But Jen doesn't even blink and eye at that response, and says of Urban, "He's a total sweetheart. I remember him bringing you Chinese food on set, being such a good husband while we were all being silly and playing with coconuts. I'm so inspired by how you navigate this exquisite career and how you've incorporated this wonderful, beautiful family. I bow to it; I aspire to it."

Sounds like Jen is literally a reporter who's taking notes! She then dives right into the kids convo, asking how they've changed Nicole.

"I had kids at 25 and 27 [Isabella and Connor, Nicole's adopted children with first husband Tom Cruise]. I think I have more patience now but less physical energy. It's a trade-off: In your 20s, you're bounding around, they're attached at your hip, and you can just go and do anything," Nicole tells Jen.

"But I'm much more of a homebody now. My roots are deeper. I probably have way more mental energy and a lot less physical energy, if that makes sense."

Nicole and Jen then play the "your body is totally better than mine game." Read below:

Jen: Physically, you are a masterpiece.

NK: Excuse me, you wear a bikini in the film and you look like you're 20 years old.

JA: I think that's Vaseline on the lens.

NK: You are a freak of nature. You have the best body I've ever seen. And I'm a heterosexual girl. You look good morning, noon, and night.

JA: Oh, please. I live in jeans and flip- flops. A good tank top, a great pair of jeans, and a great little wedge to give me a couple inches more that my dad didn't give me.

After building each other up, it's time for one last stab into Jen's nonexistent love life. Nicole turns reporter and says to Jen, "I like to ask people if they would rather have a great love that lasts a lifetime or an amazing career where you go down in history. Some people do answer that they want an extraordinary career."

JA: "I know what I would choose. That's a no-brainer. I would choose the love of my life."

Wahhh-wahhhhhh. Conveniently that's where the interview ends. Guess Harper's Bazaar had a reason for making Jen the reporter!
 
2011-01-05 11:05:37 PM
Celebrities are not real people.
 
2011-01-05 11:10:57 PM
WilderKWight: Celebrities are not real people.

You mean Real Americans™?
 
2011-01-05 11:49:16 PM
But when is Anderson Cooper going to interview Kidman about the possibility aliens are killing off our birds and fish? I mean, she was married to one.
 
2011-01-06 01:48:27 AM
I have a hard time believing anyone is still talking about Jennifer Aniston. She was never a great actress.
 
2011-01-06 01:58:25 AM
Pontius Pilates Class
I have a hard time believing anyone is still talking about Jennifer Aniston. She was never a great actress.

She has tits and we're all shallow. Where have you been?
 
2011-01-06 04:16:39 AM
If you're going to make shiat up can you at least write how Jen and Nicole start using their favorite dildos and vibrators on each other?
 
2011-01-06 05:50:44 AM
beer4breakfast: If you're going to make shiat up can you at least write how Jen and Nicole start using their favorite dildos and vibrators on each other?



*note to self*

beer4breakfast is a perverted, sick bastard. Add to favorites list.
 
2011-01-06 08:01:26 AM
I'd rather do Jen than Nicole. Nicole's plastic surgery has left a formerly beautiful woman looking like a plastic woman.

I could probably do Nicole from behind, though. I no longer want to look at her face. Jen's got manjaw, but that's nit-picking. Ain't nobody perfect.
 
2011-01-06 08:40:59 AM
Unsung_Hero: I'd rather do Jen than Nicole. Nicole's plastic surgery has left a formerly beautiful woman looking like a plastic woman.

I could probably do Nicole from behind, though. I no longer want to look at her face. Jen's got manjaw, but that's nit-picking. Ain't nobody perfect.


agreed with this. the Nicole Kidman from "Far and Away" is STUNNINGLY beautiful. The Nicole from current films (Golden Compass, others) is a freak of surgery. Some one really should stop these women from ruining their faces.
 
2011-01-06 08:58:27 AM
I've met Jennifer Aniston and spent a few hours with a group at her house. She's very nice and extremely down to earth. She smokes like a chimney fire. Several times she used one nearly-finished cigarette to light another.

I've never met Nicole Kidman, but Jennifer Aniston was exactly how I thought she'd be based on how I see her on screen. Based on that, I have to assume the same of Nicole Kidman. That makes me think she's vapid, fake, and would probably make me uneasy at times.

I'd still nail her though.
 
2011-01-06 09:46:36 AM
frepnog: Unsung_Hero: I'd rather do Jen than Nicole. Nicole's plastic surgery has left a formerly beautiful woman looking like a plastic woman.

I could probably do Nicole from behind, though. I no longer want to look at her face. Jen's got manjaw, but that's nit-picking. Ain't nobody perfect.

agreed with this. the Nicole Kidman from "Far and Away" is STUNNINGLY beautiful. The Nicole from current films (Golden Compass, others) is a freak of surgery. Some one really should stop these women from ruining their faces.


I live for the day when beautiful women will realize that aging natuarlly is far better than having surgery.
 
2011-01-06 10:16:50 AM
Orgasmatron138: frepnog: Unsung_Hero: I'd rather do Jen than Nicole. Nicole's plastic surgery has left a formerly beautiful woman looking like a plastic woman.

I could probably do Nicole from behind, though. I no longer want to look at her face. Jen's got manjaw, but that's nit-picking. Ain't nobody perfect.

agreed with this. the Nicole Kidman from "Far and Away" is STUNNINGLY beautiful. The Nicole from current films (Golden Compass, others) is a freak of surgery. Some one really should stop these women from ruining their faces.

I live for the day when beautiful women will realize that aging natuarlly is far better than having surgery.


and also when they realize that a real a cup is preferable to a store bought d cup.

/breast implants look terrible. there is NO good boob job.
 
2011-01-06 10:41:14 AM
frepnog: Orgasmatron138: frepnog: Unsung_Hero: I'd rather do Jen than Nicole. Nicole's plastic surgery has left a formerly beautiful woman looking like a plastic woman.

I could probably do Nicole from behind, though. I no longer want to look at her face. Jen's got manjaw, but that's nit-picking. Ain't nobody perfect.

agreed with this. the Nicole Kidman from "Far and Away" is STUNNINGLY beautiful. The Nicole from current films (Golden Compass, others) is a freak of surgery. Some one really should stop these women from ruining their faces.

I live for the day when beautiful women will realize that aging natuarlly is far better than having surgery.

and also when they realize that a real a cup is preferable to a store bought d cup.

/breast implants look terrible. there is NO good boob job.


That's a gray area for me. Fake boobs won't sag as much over time, so they have that going for them.
 
2011-01-06 10:45:25 AM
frepnog: and also when they realize that a real a cup is preferable to a store bought d cup.

/breast implants look terrible. there is NO good boob job.


I've read about some that are supposed to be pretty damn good - teardrop shaped and gel-filled. Natural look and feel. Of course, I'd never know if they worked, only if they didn't and I don't grope enough breasts to have a decent chance of having experienced them.

I remain firm in my belief that natural is almost always better.
 
2011-01-06 11:03:48 AM
Orgasmatron138: frepnog: Orgasmatron138: frepnog: Unsung_Hero: I'd rather do Jen than Nicole. Nicole's plastic surgery has left a formerly beautiful woman looking like a plastic woman.

I could probably do Nicole from behind, though. I no longer want to look at her face. Jen's got manjaw, but that's nit-picking. Ain't nobody perfect.

agreed with this. the Nicole Kidman from "Far and Away" is STUNNINGLY beautiful. The Nicole from current films (Golden Compass, others) is a freak of surgery. Some one really should stop these women from ruining their faces.

I live for the day when beautiful women will realize that aging natuarlly is far better than having surgery.

and also when they realize that a real a cup is preferable to a store bought d cup.

/breast implants look terrible. there is NO good boob job.

That's a gray area for me. Fake boobs won't sag as much over time, so they have that going for them.


This. I love my wife's massive gazonkas, but gravity is very, very harsh on them as she ages - in a bra, they're the most beautiful sight on Earth. Out of a bra? Not so much.

I'd never be awful enough to suggest it, but I can see the appeal of fakies. I think the real problem with fakies is the lack of subtlety that most of their adherents have - if you go for D-cups on an anorexic body, it's going to look like a pair of spheres bolted to a skeleton.
 
2011-01-06 11:05:57 AM
frepnog: /breast implants look terrible. there is NO good boob job.

Preach it, brother.

I dated a stripper so being in that scene, I saw and felt plenty of fake breasts. Terrible. The gf had a B cup on the small side and hated herself for it. I practically begged her not to get a boob job but she did anyway. Beautiful gothic girl. Jet black hair, pale skin, no tats, with bolt-on D cups. We eventually broke up. Not because of the boob job, she was also a psychopath. Which was cool until the blades came out but that's another story.

Anywho, that was like 7 years ago so maybe they've improved, I don't know. But the lesson is, plastic surgery, botox, etc doesn't work. If it looks like crap on Hollywood celebrities then it probably won't look good on you.

/not csb
 
2011-01-06 11:22:15 AM
Mugato: frepnog: /breast implants look terrible. there is NO good boob job.

Preach it, brother.

I dated a stripper so being in that scene, I saw and felt plenty of fake breasts. Terrible. The gf had a B cup on the small side and hated herself for it. I practically begged her not to get a boob job but she did anyway. Beautiful gothic girl. Jet black hair, pale skin, no tats, with bolt-on D cups. We eventually broke up. Not because of the boob job, she was also a psychopath. Which was cool until the blades came out but that's another story.

Anywho, that was like 7 years ago so maybe they've improved, I don't know. But the lesson is, plastic surgery, botox, etc doesn't work. If it looks like crap on Hollywood celebrities then it probably won't look good on you.

/not csb


having seen quite a bit of newer porno, nope, they haven't got any better at it.
 
2011-01-06 11:34:36 AM
Mugato: frepnog: /breast implants look terrible. there is NO good boob job.

Preach it, brother.

I dated a stripper so being in that scene, I saw and felt plenty of fake breasts. Terrible. The gf had a B cup on the small side and hated herself for it. I practically begged her not to get a boob job but she did anyway. Beautiful gothic girl. Jet black hair, pale skin, no tats, with bolt-on D cups. We eventually broke up. Not because of the boob job, she was also a psychopath. Which was cool until the blades came out but that's another story.

Anywho, that was like 7 years ago so maybe they've improved, I don't know. But the lesson is, plastic surgery, botox, etc doesn't work. If it looks like crap on Hollywood celebrities then it probably won't look good on you.

/not csb




i2.photobucket.com
 
2011-01-06 12:37:49 PM
Mugato: I dated a stripper...she was also a psychopath. Which was cool until the blades came out but that's another story.

The well-adjusted and self-confident women with a history of solid relationships rarely end up as strippers.

//just sayin'
 
2011-01-06 01:04:38 PM
JustHereForThePics: The well-adjusted and self-confident women with a history of solid relationships rarely end up as strippers.

//just sayin'


So where were you when I started dating her?

/wouldn't give it up for anything
 
2011-01-06 02:06:02 PM
Mugato: Anywho, that was like 7 years ago so maybe they've improved, I don't know. But the lesson is, plastic surgery, botox, etc doesn't work. If it looks like crap on Hollywood celebrities then it probably won't look good on you.
/not csb


What kills me is how bad some of the celebrities look. These are the people who have the money, and presumably Hollywood would attract the best surgeons, who would benefit greatly from good word-of-mouth (or boob, or whatever) about their work.

If these people look like crap, what would Mrs. Jones from Virginia look like with some surgery from a less-than-great surgeon?

/Saw a lady here with both fake boobs and bleached teeth. And around here, that alone looked downright bizarre.
 
2011-01-06 02:24:16 PM
Orgasmatron138: frepnog: Unsung_Hero: I'd rather do Jen than Nicole. Nicole's plastic surgery has left a formerly beautiful woman looking like a plastic woman.

I could probably do Nicole from behind, though. I no longer want to look at her face. Jen's got manjaw, but that's nit-picking. Ain't nobody perfect.

agreed with this. the Nicole Kidman from "Far and Away" is STUNNINGLY beautiful. The Nicole from current films (Golden Compass, others) is a freak of surgery. Some one really should stop these women from ruining their faces.

I live for the day when beautiful women will realize that aging natuarlly is far better than having surgery.


And then you have people like Sandra Bullock. She looks better than any 46 year old I know. She has to have had something done - she's almost 50!

Maybe BAD plastic surgery is the problem.
Aging is cruel. (to women, nobody cares about men in that way...)
 
2011-01-06 04:24:10 PM
SharkTrager: are we excluding dysfunctional families

Well, there goes 99.9% of the population!
 
2011-01-06 04:32:08 PM
Mugato: JustHereForThePics: The well-adjusted and self-confident women with a history of solid relationships rarely end up as strippers.

//just sayin'

So where were you when I started dating her?

/wouldn't give it up for anything


Most likely, learnin' the same lesson the hard way, just like you did.

//me either
 
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