"We will be merciless," Dris said, who dubbed the new unit the "feta police."

Of course you will be. You're the feta police, for God's sakes.

Vegan vindication from cola in 3...2...1...

FEH (ta).

darkhorse23

Ha!

One less reason to eat cheese.
Not much of a loss since the stuff is rat-ass nasty anyways.

Gouda is gooda
but feta is betta

clean olympics im thinkin...

The feta police, they live insida my head...

/nuttin'

what? dont take away the bad feta, it goes great with mystery meat gyros!!! cmon folks!

bad cheese
bad cheese
whatcha gonna do
whatcha gonna do
when they come for you...

I wonder how Webster would feel?

When you outlaw disease cheese, only outlaws will have listeria.

...or something.

Mister Trouble never hangs around
When he hears this Mighty sound:

"Here I come to save the day!"

That means that Mighty Mouse is on the way!

Yes sir, when there is a wrong to right
Mighty Mouse will join the fight
On the sea or on the land
He gets the situation well in hand

So though we are in danger
We never despair
'Cause we know that where there's danger
He is there!
He is there! On the land! On the sea! In the air!

We're not worryin' at all
We're just listenin' for his call:

"Here I come to save the day!"

That means that Mighty Mouse is on the way!

Feta cheese... more like fetid cheese.

You-a wanna summa my frumunda cheese? get it?! FRUMUNDA?!

eh?
EH!

are you Canadian, you fark?

nanookanano: that brings visions of andy kaufman standing
next to the old turntable...

mya_buttreeks:

Frumunda cheese? That's nuts!

LOL my 330lb Greek friend has been know to cut the cheese.

It's a scary event.

Speaking of rotten cheese, anyone know where I can find a picture of some Casu Marzu?

Ant:

Gross!

they ate that maggot cheese on Fear Factor. yummy

TheOmni: Import is best, STFU, thank you.

/greek pride

yeah, it was. It really, really was.

"We Greeks invented diplomacy!"

"Yeah, you also invented homos!"

I'll say this about the greeks...all man-boy love aside, they toss a mean salad.

FifthColumn: Say something like that and you better have some nunchucks handy.

Greek cut the cheese?

LTNS FifthColumn

This is like the French Champagne makers trying to stop the North American sparkling wine makers labelling their product "Champagne"

And, if you really want an "outlaw cheese", read all about Sardinian maggot cheese or casu marzu!

So the EU is just getting started as a governing body and they already are dictating who can use the name of a CHEESE????

Can't wait to see what kind of monstrosity it grows into in twenty or so years. Yikes!

i grew up outside of the city (new england burbs as a matter of fact), i still would go way out of my way for imported, every time.

and just for the record, modern greeks are huge homophobes.

New Zealand wants to tax you if your cattle cut the cheese.

"and just for the record, modern greeks are huge homophobes."

thats absolutely true. when i came to the u.s. for grad school from greece, i was shocked about the reputation greeks have around here.

here you call it "greek style". In greece we call it "turkish style".

Norwegian filmmakers to make "My Big Fat Greek Infection".

Side note: In France, "vin du Californie" is slang for Coca-Cola.

I just spent 6 months in Greece.

Dear lord, olive oil will never taste the same again.

I'm gouda get you sucka!