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(Some Guy)   Teenager falls off cliff after being surprised during sexytime. With a helpful SFW picture of what a sexytime liking teenager may look like   (dailytelegraph.com.au) divider line 122
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2011-01-04 09:31:18 PM
She was having sex with her brother?
 
2011-01-04 09:31:44 PM
Too old!
 
2011-01-04 09:32:13 PM
I find it especially classy having a link to a gallery of the "Damsels of Darwin" right in a story about someone breaking their back and pelvis after falling off a cliff.
 
2011-01-04 09:32:33 PM
Darwin missed in Darwin.
 
2011-01-04 09:33:03 PM
"She was having sex with her brother?"

Technically if he was there to surprise her, yes.
 
2011-01-04 09:33:20 PM
FTA: She was having sexual intercourse when her brother suddenly appeared and became angry, the Northern Territory News reported.

I first read that as with her brother and almost vomited.
 
2011-01-04 09:34:46 PM
Surprise! Brother sex!
 
2011-01-04 09:35:27 PM
Winched her to safety?

Sounds kinky.
 
2011-01-04 09:35:31 PM
I lost my sex drive so i'm really getting a kick... etc etc

/don't know why
 
2011-01-04 09:36:33 PM
I'm just glad i got to read this non-news! Thanks FARK!
 
2011-01-04 09:36:54 PM
FTFA: A teenager fell down a 15m-high cliff after being sprung having sexual intercourse, suffering injuries to her spine and pelvis.

Well I guess the brother got what he wanted; she probably won't be having sex again any time soon.
 
2011-01-04 09:37:17 PM
EsteeFlwrPot: I lost my sex drive so i'm really getting a kick... etc etc

/don't know why


birth control?
 
2011-01-04 09:37:44 PM
shupirshe sheshcks
 
2011-01-04 09:37:54 PM
Well how do we know the pelvic and spinal injuries came after the fall and not before?
 
2011-01-04 09:38:52 PM
Girl falls 15 metres down cliff after being sprung by brother having sex

That's what happens when you get a little round thing in your face.
 
2011-01-04 09:39:08 PM
Vern: Well how do we know the pelvic and spinal injuries came after the fall and not before?

...what kind of sexxytime do you have????
 
2011-01-04 09:39:08 PM
EsteeFlwrPot: I lost my sex drive so i'm really getting a kick... etc etc

/don't know why


Seasonal Affective Disorder?
 
2011-01-04 09:39:27 PM
miss diminutive: FTA: She was having sexual intercourse when her brother suddenly appeared and became angry, the Northern Territory News reported.

I first read that as with her brother and almost vomited.


I first read that as with her brother and almost came.
 
2011-01-04 09:39:32 PM
I heard it's best if you are behind them and they are facing a cliff. That's how you get them to push back.

/i hear it works for sheep-herders anyways
 
2011-01-04 09:39:39 PM
HappyLittleTree: EsteeFlwrPot: I lost my sex drive so i'm really getting a kick... etc etc

/don't know why

birth control?


Nope. I don't know wtf it is.
 
2011-01-04 09:40:30 PM
Clearly she never saw a horror movie.
 
2011-01-04 09:41:00 PM
Think she was proud of herself? I hear that "Pride commeth before a fall." I wonder if she cameth.
 
2011-01-04 09:41:03 PM
The original report has a little bit more local color

http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2011/01/02/204581_ntnews.html

A TEENAGER fell down a 15m-high cliff after being sprung having sex yesterday, suffering injuries to her spine and pelvis.

The 18-year-old woman climbed over the fence on the Esplanade in Darwin city centre just after midnight. She was happily bonking away when her brother suddenly appeared and became angry.

The woman is believed to have jumped up, stepped back, lost her footing and plunged over the cliff. Firefighters and Marine Police winched her to safety .

Superintendent Rob Burgoyne warned people about the dangers of the Esplanade cliff. "The fence is there for a good reason."

Many people have fallen over the cliff and two are known to have died.
 
2011-01-04 09:41:08 PM
miss diminutive: EsteeFlwrPot: I lost my sex drive so i'm really getting a kick... etc etc

/don't know why

Seasonal Affective Disorder?


That affects sex drive?
 
2011-01-04 09:41:42 PM
"Firefighters and marine police winched her to safety ."

that's how i get them to safety!
 
2011-01-04 09:42:33 PM
skaya: The original report has a little bit more local color

http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2011/01/02/204581_ntnews.html

A TEENAGER fell down a 15m-high cliff after being sprung having sex yesterday, suffering injuries to her spine and pelvis.

The 18-year-old woman climbed over the fence on the Esplanade in Darwin city centre just after midnight. She was happily bonking away when her brother suddenly appeared and became angry.

The woman is believed to have jumped up, stepped back, lost her footing and plunged over the cliff. Firefighters and Marine Police winched her to safety .

Superintendent Rob Burgoyne warned people about the dangers of the Esplanade cliff. "The fence is there for a good reason."

Many people have fallen over the cliff and two are known to have died.


Who the hell has sexy time on the edge of a cliff? If you ask me she had it coming.
 
2011-01-04 09:43:25 PM
Teenager??

img145.imageshack.us
 
2011-01-04 09:44:28 PM
EsteeFlwrPot: That affects sex drive?

Well it's similar to depression, which can affect your sex drive. Here's (new window) some info.

Have you spoken to your doc?
 
2011-01-04 09:45:09 PM
We live in Brisbane, and my hubby can't for the life of him figure out why anyone would voluntarily live in Darwin - and I keep telling him that according to Fark, the weirdest s*** in this country happens up in Darwin - likely because its so hot and there really is nothing else to do but stab people with scissors, dangle your wang over a snake and have sex on a cliff.....
 
2011-01-04 09:46:59 PM
EsteeFlwrPot:

Who the hell has sexy time on the edge of a cliff? If you ask me she had it coming.


If you'd have been there.
If you'd have seen it.

I betcha you would have done the same!
 
2011-01-04 09:47:01 PM
"A TEENAGER fell down a 15m-high cliff after being sprung having sexual intercourse"

Was that article written by the same person who wrote this?
i41.photobucket.com
 
2011-01-04 09:47:49 PM
Why would her brother be angry because his sister was having sex? Was she farking a horse? That would be embarrassing to the family, sure, but if it was with a normal, of-age person, who cares?
 
2011-01-04 09:50:06 PM
miss diminutive: EsteeFlwrPot: That affects sex drive?

Well it's similar to depression, which can affect your sex drive. Here's (new window) some info.

Have you spoken to your doc?


This makes sense. I was a lot more into it in the summer and once september hit I lost it. Now it's just gone. I haven't seen my doc yet but i'm going to make an appointment soon. Is there anything they can do about it or am I going to have to put a light box in my bedroom or something?

thanks!
 
2011-01-04 09:52:13 PM
uhn... I don't need the cliff's help to cause injuries to a girl's spine and pelvis.
 
2011-01-04 09:52:16 PM
"Matty C of Sydney Posted at 9:51 AM January 03, 2011
2011 started with a bang! Then a thud. Hope she recovers."

I love this comment.
 
2011-01-04 09:52:27 PM
AeAe: Why would her brother be angry because his sister was having sex? Was she farking a horse? That would be embarrassing to the family, sure, but if it was with a normal, of-age person, who cares?

was he muslim?

/kidding!
//kind of
///referring to harry potter girl whose brother and father conspired to kill her because she was dating a non muslim boy or came home late or something
 
2011-01-04 09:52:51 PM
Pelvic injuries? Is she doing it wrong?
 
2011-01-04 09:53:12 PM
vegasj: uhn... I don't need the cliff's help to cause injuries to a girl's spine and pelvis.

The courteous fat dude lets her be on top.

/hee hee.
 
2011-01-04 09:54:15 PM
T-Luv: Was that article written by the same person who wrote this?

I'd hit it like a double cheeseburger!
 
2011-01-04 09:55:16 PM
Well, you know how the saying goes: stick it in a crack, break a poor girl's back.
 
2011-01-04 09:56:08 PM
miss diminutive: EsteeFlwrPot: I lost my sex drive so i'm really getting a kick... etc etc
/don't know why
Seasonal Affective Disorder?


I get that four-season affective disorder sometimes.
 
2011-01-04 09:56:32 PM
AeAe: Why would her brother be angry because his sister was having sex? Was she farking a horse? That would be embarrassing to the family, sure, but if it was with a normal, of-age person, who cares?

Maybe he's gay and she was doing his boyfriend?
Maybe he was taking a picturesque photograph of the scenery and her boinking ruined it?
Maybe they were hoping to sell off her virginity to the highest bidder?
Maybe he's just an asshole?

The possibilities are endless.
 
2011-01-04 09:58:20 PM
What's with the PedoBear? She's 18!
 
2011-01-04 09:58:22 PM
AeAe: Why would her brother be angry because his sister was having sex?

Maybe it was his boyfriend.
 
2011-01-04 09:59:57 PM
Oh, like you haven't fallen off a cliff after your angry brother surprised you during sex.



/we've all been there......
 
2011-01-04 10:03:25 PM
EsteeFlwrPot: This makes sense. I was a lot more into it in the summer and once september hit I lost it. Now it's just gone. I haven't seen my doc yet but i'm going to make an appointment soon. Is there anything they can do about it or am I going to have to put a light box in my bedroom or something?

thanks!


You're welcome! I honestly don't know what you can do short of using the various light boxes mentioned. Several of my cousins work shift-work and they get it pretty bad over the winter. Maybe vitamin D supplements could help...I honestly don't know. It could be a host of different issues combining to get the better of you. Best of luck though!

Going from wanting it all the time to not at all in such a short period of time is strange.

/in before the 'did she get a wedding ring recently' snark
 
2011-01-04 10:06:22 PM
Brokeback cliff?

//I was about to bone my girlfriend out at the lake, but suddenly she yelled. So, I looked up and it was Big Foot. Then I went back to bone her, but the mosquitoes were going crazy and she said there was no way.
 
2011-01-04 10:08:19 PM
aardvarkage: Teenager??

photos.napalm.net
 
2011-01-04 10:08:31 PM
TheOtherDub: So, I looked up and it was Big Foot. Then I went back to bone her,

So, you let Big Foot watch? So would I.
 
2011-01-04 10:10:10 PM
EsteeFlwrPot:

...Who the hell has sexy time on the edge of a cliff? If you ask me she had it coming.


Right afterward, actually...
 
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