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2011-01-03 05:22:18 PM
Whoever shows the most flesh wins.

/for flesh over 135 lbs, your results may vary
 
2011-01-03 05:46:38 PM
Wait, is Gaga the one who looks like a man in drag or the space alien?
 
2011-01-03 05:59:15 PM
www.mandypatinkin.net
 
2011-01-03 06:22:27 PM
Damn, I thought it might be Ann Coulter.
 
2011-01-03 06:50:59 PM
Sgygus: Whoever shows the most flesh wins.

/for flesh over 135 lbs, your results may vary


Exactly.
If Taylor Swift had been wearing a thong on the cover of Elle, this might be a whole different contest.
 
2011-01-03 06:58:07 PM
 
2011-01-03 07:02:13 PM
Holy hell! Since when has GaGa had that ass?!
 
2011-01-03 07:04:41 PM
If I walked past it in the super market I would stop and take a second look. I cant say the same for the Taylor Swift cover.
 
2011-01-03 07:12:24 PM
Kuroshin: Holy hell! Since when has GaGa had that ass?!

Since birth.
 
2011-01-03 07:14:32 PM
Uzzah: Kuroshin: Holy hell! Since when has GaGa had that ass?!

Since birth.


pic.phyrefile.com
 
2011-01-03 07:16:05 PM
Kuroshin: Holy hell! Since when has GaGa had that ass?!

Lady Gaga has been the latest character played by Sasha Baron Cohen all along. He's going to release the movie this summer.
 
2011-01-03 07:19:11 PM
overlord: Uzzah: Kuroshin: Holy hell! Since when has GaGa had that ass?!

Since birth.

(pedobear)


Okay, that's some fine win right there. +1 to both of you.
 
2011-01-03 07:27:56 PM
Yes, Taylor looks boring to the point of creepiness. The new fashionista bangs make her even more cipherlike.
 
2011-01-03 07:32:34 PM
I guess that would make Taylor Swift an AILP.


/Alien I'd Like to Probe
 
2011-01-03 07:32:56 PM
Taylor Swift is at most an alien-human hybrid, the product of a full blooded alien, a Brandi or an Ashley Scott.
 
2011-01-03 07:33:14 PM
fusillade762: Lady Gaga is a puppet of the Illuminati (new window)

That's some Grade A, Art Bell approved crazy right there.
 
2011-01-03 07:52:41 PM
Yeah, the cover with a half-naked Gaga wielding two m-16's is going to beat an issue of Elle with Taylor Swift any day. Swift is boring. Also, I can't name a single one of her songs, while I can sing a line or two from a bunch of different Gaga songs. The only reason the music industry pays attention to Swift is because a lot of people with poor taste listen to (country) music.
 
2011-01-03 08:02:25 PM
Taylor Swift's music is full of terrifyingly inane bullshiat that I would never, ever let a daughter listen to. Every song is about being obsessed over boys, giving up your virginity so they'll stay with you, etc.

Also, JESUS F*CKING CHRIST DAT ASS.

img821.imageshack.us
 
2011-01-03 08:04:44 PM
Shvetz: Yeah, the cover with a half-naked Gaga wielding two m-16's is going to beat an issue of Elle with Taylor Swift any day. Swift is boring. Also, I can't name a single one of her songs, while I can sing a line or two from a bunch of different Gaga songs. The only reason the music industry pays attention to Swift is because a lot of people with poor taste listen to (country) music thanks to Kanye West's unseemly and untimely intervention.



FTFY
 
2011-01-03 08:08:27 PM
OnmyojiOmn: Taylor Swift's music is full of terrifyingly inane bullshiat that I would never, ever let a daughter listen to. Every song is about being obsessed over boys, giving up your virginity so they'll stay with you, etc.

Also, JESUS F*CKING CHRIST DAT ASS.


"Looks more magically delicious than me Lucky Charms!"
 
2011-01-03 08:19:47 PM
AnubisMan: Taylor Swift is at most an alien-human hybrid, the product of a full blooded alien, a Brandi or an Ashley Scott.

Did it so I don't have to ...

I still think of her as being like a lab creation. I'll also bring up the movie S1mone, if you know what I mean.
 
2011-01-03 08:27:45 PM
Hey look, another Fark thread hating on something/someone.

Don't you ever get tired of being so goddamn negative?
 
2011-01-03 08:31:14 PM
 
2011-01-03 08:31:21 PM
ThisNameSux: Hey look, another Fark thread hating on something/someone.

Don't you ever get tired of being so goddamn negative?



*checks profile*

Yep, new here.
 
2011-01-03 08:35:38 PM
Rev. Skarekroe: Sgygus: Whoever shows the most flesh wins.

/for flesh over 135 lbs, your results may vary

Exactly.
If Taylor Swift had been wearing a thong on the cover of Elle, this might be a whole different contest.



She doesn't. That maybe the farkin' point.
 
2011-01-03 08:58:07 PM
I'll take alien for $500, Alex.
 
2011-01-03 08:59:04 PM
ThisNameSux: Hey look, another Fark thread hating on something/someone.

Don't you ever get tired of being so goddamn negative?


Um, no? Also ...

images.inquisitr.com
 
2011-01-03 09:02:06 PM
Flappyhead: ThisNameSux: Hey look, another Fark thread hating on something/someone.

Don't you ever get tired of being so goddamn negative?


*checks profile*

Yep, new here sockpuppet.


FTFY
 
2011-01-03 09:05:19 PM
Tommy Moo: Lady Gaga has been the latest character played by Sasha Baron Cohen all along. He's going to release the movie this summer.

If Gaga were six-foot tall, I'd buy that without question, but she's freaking tiny (hence the heels all the time).
 
2011-01-03 09:14:27 PM
TFA: Lady Gaga, nude save for a thong and a bra fashioned from a pair of machine guns, produced Rolling Stone's best selling issue of the year, selling three times better than average.

I love how the author is totally oblivious of the fact that this particular issue of Rolling Stone was the one with the infamous interview with Gen. McChrystal that caused such a shiatstorm that he had to resign because of what he and his staff said about the Obama administration. But I'm sure that's going to do nothing to increase sales compared to the power of Lady Gaga's bum.
 
2011-01-03 09:21:27 PM
OnmyojiOmn: Also, JESUS F*CKING CHRIST DAT ASS.

Must like P!nk's butt too, then?
 
2011-01-03 09:32:45 PM
Mad_Radhu: TFA: Lady Gaga, nude save for a thong and a bra fashioned from a pair of machine guns, produced Rolling Stone's best selling issue of the year, selling three times better than average.

I love how the author is totally oblivious of the fact that this particular issue of Rolling Stone was the one with the infamous interview with Gen. McChrystal that caused such a shiatstorm that he had to resign because of what he and his staff said about the Obama administration. But I'm sure that's going to do nothing to increase sales compared to the power of Lady Gaga's bum.


Correlation / causation blunder? In an author-less, vapid (not to mention Fox affiliated) blog? Surely you jest!
 
2011-01-03 09:49:08 PM
Mad_Radhu: I love how the author is totally oblivious of the fact that this particular issue of Rolling Stone was the one with the infamous interview with Gen. McChrystal that caused such a shiatstorm that he had to resign because of what he and his staff said about the Obama administration. But I'm sure that's going to do nothing to increase sales compared to the power of Lady Gaga's bum.

Rolling Stone
is a quickly-sinking vessel. We should be taking bets on whether or not it lasts the year (and if Jann finally divorces his wife when it goes under).
 
2011-01-03 10:49:44 PM
when she has straight hair, Taylor swift looks exactly like a porn star. cant remember which one...

/pics please...
 
2011-01-04 01:08:18 AM
Where are the rest of those guns?
 
2011-01-04 01:12:03 AM
I want Kanye to jump up the next time Swift gets an award and yell AINT Y'ALL TIRED OF THIS RICH HO TELLING YOUR DAUGHTERS THEY'RE GOING TO BE MISERABLE IF THEY HAVE SEX, BUT THEY SHOULD GIVE UP THEIR VIRGINITY TO KEEP THEIR BOYFRIEND? GET OVER YOURSELF LADY, WHAT THE FARK!
 
2011-01-04 01:25:48 AM
Shvetz: Yeah, the cover with a half-naked Gaga wielding two m-16's is going to beat an issue of Elle with Taylor Swift any day. Swift is boring. Also, I can't name a single one of her songs, while I can sing a line or two from a bunch of different Gaga songs. The only reason the music industry pays attention to Swift Gaga is because a lot of people with poor taste listen to (country) Pop music.


Works both ways.

And you sound ghey.

NTTAWWT
 
2011-01-04 01:43:00 AM
Kuroshin: Holy hell! Since when has GaGa had that ass?!

Photoshop. You've heard of it, right?
 
2011-01-04 01:52:41 AM
Bored Horde: I want Kanye to jump up the next time Swift gets an award and yell AINT Y'ALL TIRED OF THIS RICH HO TELLING YOUR DAUGHTERS THEY'RE GOING TO BE MISERABLE IF THEY HAVE SEX, BUT THEY SHOULD GIVE UP THEIR VIRGINITY TO KEEP THEIR BOYFRIEND? GET OVER YOURSELF LADY, WHAT THE FARK!

Alright, so I don't listen to Swift, but i'm curious. In which song does she say to give up their virginity to keep their boyfriend?
 
2011-01-04 02:08:32 AM
Mad_Radhu: TFA: Lady Gaga, nude save for a thong and a bra fashioned from a pair of machine guns, produced Rolling Stone's best selling issue of the year, selling three times better than average.

I love how the author is totally oblivious of the fact that this particular issue of Rolling Stone was the one with the infamous interview with Gen. McChrystal that caused such a shiatstorm that he had to resign because of what he and his staff said about the Obama administration. But I'm sure that's going to do nothing to increase sales compared to the power of Lady Gaga's bum.


People don't buy paper magazines like Rolling Stone just to read an interview. The McChrystal piece was posted online, and I would suspect it got the most hits out of anything on their site in 2010.

I guarantee you people bought the magazine issue because of Lady Gaga's ass. Briefly, Rolling Stone seemed culturally relevant.
 
2011-01-04 02:17:13 AM
KazeNights: when she has straight hair, Taylor swift looks exactly like a porn star. cant remember which one...

/pics please...


I'd say your thinking of Traci Lords, you'll have to google pics yourself though.
Not that I look at a lot of porn..... much.
 
2011-01-04 07:17:42 AM
JanusofZeal: Bored Horde: I want Kanye to jump up the next time Swift gets an award and yell AINT Y'ALL TIRED OF THIS RICH HO TELLING YOUR DAUGHTERS THEY'RE GOING TO BE MISERABLE IF THEY HAVE SEX, BUT THEY SHOULD GIVE UP THEIR VIRGINITY TO KEEP THEIR BOYFRIEND? GET OVER YOURSELF LADY, WHAT THE FARK!

Alright, so I don't listen to Swift, but i'm curious. In which song does she say to give up their virginity to keep their boyfriend?


Back then I swore I was gonna marry him someday
But I realized some bigger dreams of mine
And Abigail gave everything she had to a boy
Who changed his mind and we both cried

'Cause when you're fifteen and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them
And when you're fifteen, don't forget to look before you fall
I've found time can heal most anything
And you just might find who you're supposed to be
I didn't know who I was supposed to be at fifteen
~"Fifteen" by Taylor Swift



After a brief review of Taylor Swift lyrics (yes, that bored) this was as close a reference I could find, unless the kids have some new name for it nowadays that I'm not hip to...which seems unlikely.
 
2011-01-04 08:25:28 AM
Crudbucket: JanusofZeal: Bored Horde: I want Kanye to jump up the next time Swift gets an award and yell AINT Y'ALL TIRED OF THIS RICH HO TELLING YOUR DAUGHTERS THEY'RE GOING TO BE MISERABLE IF THEY HAVE SEX, BUT THEY SHOULD GIVE UP THEIR VIRGINITY TO KEEP THEIR BOYFRIEND? GET OVER YOURSELF LADY, WHAT THE FARK!

Alright, so I don't listen to Swift, but i'm curious. In which song does she say to give up their virginity to keep their boyfriend?

Back then I swore I was gonna marry him someday
But I realized some bigger dreams of mine
And Abigail gave everything she had to a boy
Who changed his mind and we both cried

'Cause when you're fifteen and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them
And when you're fifteen, don't forget to look before you fall
I've found time can heal most anything
And you just might find who you're supposed to be
I didn't know who I was supposed to be at fifteen
~"Fifteen" by Taylor Swift



After a brief review of Taylor Swift lyrics (yes, that bored) this was as close a reference I could find, unless the kids have some new name for it nowadays that I'm not hip to...which seems unlikely.


FAIL. You've confused the recounting of a life experience (fictional or otherwise), and the associated generalization about how young girls act in similar situations, with ADVOCATING the choices that are described.
 
2011-01-04 08:57:57 AM
Crudbucket: JanusofZeal: Bored Horde: I want Kanye to jump up the next time Swift gets an award and yell AINT Y'ALL TIRED OF THIS RICH HO TELLING YOUR DAUGHTERS THEY'RE GOING TO BE MISERABLE IF THEY HAVE SEX, BUT THEY SHOULD GIVE UP THEIR VIRGINITY TO KEEP THEIR BOYFRIEND? GET OVER YOURSELF LADY, WHAT THE FARK!

Alright, so I don't listen to Swift, but i'm curious. In which song does she say to give up their virginity to keep their boyfriend?

Back then I swore I was gonna marry him someday
But I realized some bigger dreams of mine
And Abigail gave everything she had to a boy
Who changed his mind and we both cried

'Cause when you're fifteen and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them
And when you're fifteen, don't forget to look before you fall
I've found time can heal most anything
And you just might find who you're supposed to be
I didn't know who I was supposed to be at fifteen
~"Fifteen" by Taylor Swift



After a brief review of Taylor Swift lyrics (yes, that bored) this was as close a reference I could find, unless the kids have some new name for it nowadays that I'm not hip to...which seems unlikely.


You FAIL so hard at interpreting poetry that you'd make a good conservative Christian media watchdog.
 
2011-01-04 09:23:12 AM
SnakeMan: FAIL. You've confused the recounting of a life experience (fictional or otherwise), and the associated generalization about how young girls act in similar situations, with ADVOCATING the choices that are described.

Lord_Dubu: You FAIL so hard at interpreting poetry that you'd make a good conservative Christian media watchdog.

Counter-FAIL to the both of youse guys. I never said this proves the accusation that someone made earlier, only that this is the closest reference I was able to find that might remotely be construed as such. One would think that the fact that it is so clearly not advocating the use of sex to maintain a relationship would speak for itself, but kudos to you for the personal attack.

/the messanger
//do not shoot him
 
2011-01-04 10:07:44 AM
Shvetz: Yeah, the cover with a half-naked Gaga wielding two m-16's is going to beat an issue of Elle with Taylor Swift any day. Swift is boring. Also, I can't name a single one of her songs, while I can sing a line or two from a bunch of different Gaga songs. The only reason the music industry pays attention to Swift is because a lot of people with poor taste listen to (country) music.

Irony. Let me show you it.
 
2011-01-04 11:04:23 AM
I don't see how you can compare the two. They're talking about chick magazines with Taylor Swift on it, then a magazine like Rolling Stone which is overwhelmingly for Men with a near-naked Gaga on it. Gee, which do you think would affect sales more?
 
2011-01-04 11:09:53 AM
fusillade762: Lady Gaga is a puppet of the Illuminati (new window)

That site is a joke, right? Right?
 
2011-01-04 11:21:57 AM
Crudbucket: JanusofZeal: Bored Horde: I want Kanye to jump up the next time Swift gets an award and yell AINT Y'ALL TIRED OF THIS RICH HO TELLING YOUR DAUGHTERS THEY'RE GOING TO BE MISERABLE IF THEY HAVE SEX, BUT THEY SHOULD GIVE UP THEIR VIRGINITY TO KEEP THEIR BOYFRIEND? GET OVER YOURSELF LADY, WHAT THE FARK!

Alright, so I don't listen to Swift, but i'm curious. In which song does she say to give up their virginity to keep their boyfriend?

Back then I swore I was gonna marry him someday
But I realized some bigger dreams of mine
And Abigail gave everything she had to a boy
Who changed his mind and we both cried

'Cause when you're fifteen and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them
And when you're fifteen, don't forget to look before you fall
I've found time can heal most anything
And you just might find who you're supposed to be
I didn't know who I was supposed to be at fifteen
~"Fifteen" by Taylor Swift



After a brief review of Taylor Swift lyrics (yes, that bored) this was as close a reference I could find, unless the kids have some new name for it nowadays that I'm not hip to...which seems unlikely.


I interpret that song as saying that a mistake was made by this other girl, so don't make that same mistake.
/can't believe I'm reading into Taylor Swift songs.
 
2011-01-04 11:41:15 AM
Mad_Radhu: TFA: Lady Gaga, nude save for a thong and a bra fashioned from a pair of machine guns, produced Rolling Stone's best selling issue of the year, selling three times better than average.

I love how the author is totally oblivious of the fact that this particular issue of Rolling Stone was the one with the infamous interview with Gen. McChrystal that caused such a shiatstorm that he had to resign because of what he and his staff said about the Obama administration. But I'm sure that's going to do nothing to increase sales compared to the power of Lady Gaga's bum.


Little from column A (for Ass) and a little from column B?
 
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