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(Fark)   Happy New Year to everybody; it's Fark's annual New Year's Eve thread   ( divider line
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2010-12-31 06:45:52 PM  
dear farkers,

don't get drunk, drive and kill me tonight,

and i won't either,

2010-12-31 06:46:00 PM  
So much fun here.

I have got to go to an event an hour away and then come back at midnight where I know the cops are have DUI stop set up.
I am forced to have a safe and sane new years. That's insane!
2010-12-31 06:47:08 PM  
Ready for some 2011 derp.
2010-12-31 06:47:17 PM  
My New Year's Resolution is to remind all of you to take your meds ;)
2010-12-31 06:47:35 PM  
I have 15 minutes to get drunker and blow shiat up

I promise not to drive while I do that
2010-12-31 06:47:38 PM  
Suck it 2010

Bring it 2011
2010-12-31 06:48:24 PM  
♪ღ♪ღ♪ ░░H░A░P░P░Y░░♥░░N░E░W░░♥░░Y░E░A░R░░ ♪ღ♪ღ♪
2010-12-31 06:48:34 PM  
Happy New Ye....Meh-whatever
2010-12-31 06:49:04 PM  

SlothB77: dear farkers,

don't get drunk, drive and kill me tonight,

and i won't either,


Gotdamn, THIS!
2010-12-31 06:49:04 PM  
Happy New Year from Djibouti, you Farkers.
2010-12-31 06:49:12 PM  

AFWX: Pretty sweet to think that statistically speaking, at least 5 of you will get a DUI tonight!

The wife and I are going to a restaurant .7 miles from our house. DJ starts at 10:00. Driving there and walking back/taking a cab. LOVE IT!!!
2010-12-31 06:49:39 PM  
I convinced myself last New Year's that 2010 was going to be the best year ever and it really sucked. So I'm not making that mistake this year.

But Happy New Years to you guys.
2010-12-31 06:49:39 PM  
Happy New Year's Eve Fellow Farker's. Bring it on 2011 - I have to admit, 2010 was a great year for me.
2010-12-31 06:49:43 PM  

silent tom: oddly enough....i'm sober.


2011, the year we...???
2010-12-31 06:49:46 PM  


Especially to queenalice for my TF sponsorship :D
2010-12-31 06:49:53 PM  
Happy New Year everybody!
Be excellent to eachother in 2011.
2010-12-31 06:49:54 PM  
Here's to 2011 being better than 2010.

/don't let the door hit you on the way out 2010.
2010-12-31 06:50:25 PM  
Happy New Year to all you Farkers.
Going out to a party like every year, armed to the teeth as always, not drinking at all.

/Liberal, celebrating the RKBA
//not that it's much of a right
///it's treated more like a privilege
2010-12-31 06:50:49 PM  
The tacos are done, the frig is full of beer, friends are on their way, Happy new year my fellow Farkers!
2010-12-31 06:50:58 PM  
Already drunk. Wooot.
2010-12-31 06:51:15 PM  
oh you know this needs to be here:
2010-12-31 06:51:23 PM  
So long, 2010.

Here's to good health and prosperity in 2011.
2010-12-31 06:51:48 PM  
My wish to you, you and yours get home safe tonight. Even alot of small towns have volunteer drivers tonight, use them!
2010-12-31 06:52:22 PM  
My resolution for the past several years running has been "Do Not Die". I don't want to speak too soon, but it looks like I've made it another year, condolences to those who haven't. Now I've got another 365 days not to die in - hopefully I'll get to post this again next year.

Happy New Year and Don't Die!!!
2010-12-31 06:52:40 PM  

Blade Danger: Happy New Year, Canada!

In Canada they have New Years Day in October. And I think they call it boxing day.
2010-12-31 06:52:56 PM

Sun Leen Fai Lok, Hong Kong!

Happy New Year, Scotland!
2010-12-31 06:53:01 PM  

Confabulat: Happy New Year! I'm naked!

nice pussy!

/fap fap fap
2010-12-31 06:53:24 PM  

Gleeman: silent tom: oddly enough....i'm sober.


2011, the year we...???

have fewer blackouts?
2010-12-31 06:53:38 PM

Happy 2015... 1985... 1955... 1885... sorry, AMC's been running a Back To The Future marathon and I'm all discombobulated. Happy January 1st, Farkers!

/mmm, Lea Thompson...
2010-12-31 06:54:07 PM  
Bah farking humbug...
2010-12-31 06:54:24 PM  
Stuck at home. Sorry guys....looks like I'll live another day.
2010-12-31 06:54:26 PM  
Happy New Year's Eve! (so far)
2010-12-31 06:54:42 PM  

AcneVulgaris: Same. Gonna stay that way too. The people I usually drink with on new years have gradually become too brain dead and obnoxious to tolerate, no matter how much I drink. Last year was the tipping point.

I know people who don't need booze to become that obnoxious. Christmas at my folk's is enough to last me for the entire year.

/8am platelets draw on 1/1/11
//then coffee, lots of it
///dropped my pipe and no papers...bleh
2010-12-31 06:55:02 PM  
Happy New Year, Farkers.
2010-12-31 06:55:09 PM  
Cheers, you magnificent bastards!
2010-12-31 06:55:11 PM

Happy New Year, Farkers!
2010-12-31 06:55:32 PM  
I'm not a Debbie Downer usually, but 2010 was the "suxor". I'm looking forward to a new year with new possibilities.

Happy New Year's everyone!

P.S. Vegas is outrageously cold today (the high was 36 degrees). Dress warm if you are planning on hitting the Strip or downtown tonight.

/Typing this with a shiny, new broken leg...just the icing on the crap cake that was 2010...*sigh*
2010-12-31 06:55:49 PM  
2010 sucked a bucket full of moldy fat guy farts.
2010-12-31 06:56:16 PM  
Gonna see SEXFIST w/ my crew @ the Red Line Tap.

2010-12-31 06:56:31 PM  
By the way, isn't "annual New Year's Eve thread" kinda obvious? It would be stranger if we had it in, say, April.
2010-12-31 06:56:35 PM  
I've got a good feeling about this one, for the first time in more than ten years. I'm crossing my fingers *and* my toes for all of us.

/yes, I can do that
2010-12-31 06:56:53 PM  
Meh. I'm sitting at home drinking some cheap-ass Gallo white zin that's barely a notch above Boone's Farm or MD 20/20 and watching How I Met Your Mother on DVD and browsing Fark. I'm at a loss as to how my New Year's Eve could get any more lame.

I keep thinking I should go out somewhere, but that would involve shaving and putting on pants an' shiat. Seems like a lot of work.
2010-12-31 06:56:55 PM  

jaytkay: In Canada they have New Years Day in October. And I think they call it boxing day.

Boxing Day is right after Christmas.
2010-12-31 06:56:58 PM  
I resolve to hit the lottery and throw a Fark party that will be talked about for the next 300 years. I will then buy Fark and all my submissions will never go unapproved again.
2010-12-31 06:56:59 PM  
If finish my chores, and you finish thine, then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699.

/thank you weird al!
//be safe everyone
2010-12-31 06:57:40 PM  
Happy New Year, ya buncha Farkers!
2010-12-31 06:58:00 PM  
in before Happy Ne...
...DAMN it!
2010-12-31 06:58:44 PM  
Neighborhood fireworks just started. Grateful that 2010 will soon be over. May 2011 be a better year for everyone.

Happy New Year, and take those pants off your head, farkers.
It's too early. Give it another hour or so, then have at it.
2010-12-31 06:59:33 PM  

HawgWild: By the way, isn't "annual New Year's Eve thread" kinda obvious? It would be stranger if we had it in, say, April.

You take your logic right out of here mister.
2010-12-31 07:00:13 PM  
WoooOOO. Break out the pringles. Who wants to play Scrabble and stay up till 12?
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