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(Some Guy)   Bad: you try to snatch a purse but the victim kicks your ass and dislocates your arm. Worse: then she shows up in the same ER   (newschannel5.com) divider line 32
    More: Dumbass, Clarksville, chain of events, handbags, kicks, emergency rooms  
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2010-12-30 10:43:53 PM
Aikido
what's in your wallrt?
 
2010-12-30 10:43:59 PM
Lame story is Lame.
 
2010-12-30 10:45:12 PM
First tie him to a post in the town square with a sign telling what happened and let the public ridicule take it from there.
 
2010-12-30 10:45:19 PM
Looks like the both got the last train to the Clarksville hospital.
 
2010-12-30 10:45:29 PM
Good for her. More people should stand up for themselves.

He drove a gold Lexus and was snatching purses?
Drug habit.
 
2010-12-30 10:46:36 PM
This guy needs to come out of the closet.
 
2010-12-30 10:46:53 PM
_"I think its a work of God, the chances of it all happening all that way are slim to none," said Pyle._

Wouldn't it be easier for God to simply prevent the purse-snatching? Does He have to make life a series of Seinfeld scripts?
 
2010-12-30 10:47:13 PM
Pribar: First tie him to a post in the town square with a sign telling what happened and let the public ridicule cock punching take it from there.

/ftfm
 
2010-12-30 10:49:11 PM
hey that town is right outside the base i live on.
 
2010-12-30 10:50:07 PM
Jeff Tang. Jeff Tang. Jeff Tang needs to fix his hair. Jeff Tang.
 
2010-12-30 10:52:43 PM
What kind of purse was it?
 
2010-12-30 10:53:13 PM
AbbeySomeone: Good for her. More people should stand up for themselves.

He drove a gold Lexus and was snatching purses?
Drug habit.


Lexus has been around since 1989. A gold Lexus could be a 91 ES 250 worth $1100.
 
2010-12-30 10:55:11 PM
jaytkay: _"I think its a work of God, the chances of it all happening all that way are slim to none," said Pyle._

Wouldn't it be easier for God to simply prevent the purse-snatching? Does He have to make life a series of Seinfeld scripts?


God has to entertain Himself somehow.
 
2010-12-30 10:58:23 PM
Not only did she kick his arse during the robbery, but then she ran into him when they were at the ER.
 
2010-12-30 10:59:06 PM
NightOwl2255: AbbeySomeone: Good for her. More people should stand up for themselves.

He drove a gold Lexus and was snatching purses?
Drug habit.

Lexus has been around since 1989. A gold Lexus could be a 91 ES 250 worth $1100.


Good point. I've never trusted people that drove them; a pretentious lot they are.

/volvo driver
 
2010-12-30 11:03:32 PM
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Picture of victim and attacker :)
 
2010-12-30 11:04:52 PM
vudukungfu: Aikido
what's in your wallrt?


One of these:
www.unfinishedman.com
With some of that other stuff thrown in for good measure.
 
2010-12-30 11:23:04 PM
"My reaction was, this is my purse. I work hard for my money and I'm not giving up like this," said Pyle.

Awesome! I love her!

"I think its a work of God, the chances of it all happening all that way are slim to none," said Pyle.

I take it back, she's an idiot. The chances of that happening are not slim at all. There are only so many hospitals. It was a coincidence, the kind that happens all the time.
 
2010-12-30 11:26:28 PM
Krieghund: Not only did she kick his arse during the robbery, but then she ran into him when they were at the ER.

Do you write CliffsNotes for a living?
 
2010-12-30 11:28:59 PM
Christian Bale: "My reaction was, this is my purse. I work hard for my money and I'm not giving up like this," said Pyle.

Awesome! I love her!

"I think its a work of God, the chances of it all happening all that way are slim to none," said Pyle.

I take it back, she's an idiot. The chances of that happening are not slim at all. There are only so many hospitals. It was a coincidence, the kind that happens all the time.


Ah-ha! But, didn't God insure that there would be only so many hospitals?
 
2010-12-30 11:38:57 PM
Ball Zitch: vudukungfu: Aikido
what's in your wallrt?

One of these:


I just watched the video on how to deploy that thing. Unless you are a master of origami you are never going to get that thing out and ready in time to do anything related to self defense. That is unless you were the instigator of an attack, or you had to deal with some unruly packaging or envelopes.

Hell, you are more likely to do damage to yourself putting it together than to anyone else.

Video here if you care to look at it: Link (new window)
 
2010-12-30 11:49:32 PM
Farktastic: Ball Zitch: vudukungfu: Aikido
what's in your wallrt?

One of these:

I just watched the video on how to deploy that thing. Unless you are a master of origami you are never going to get that thing out and ready in time to do anything related to self defense. That is unless you were the instigator of an attack, or you had to deal with some unruly packaging or envelopes.

Hell, you are more likely to do damage to yourself putting it together than to anyone else.

Video here if you care to look at it: Link (new window)


I would never carry a weapon for the purpose of self-defense. Causes too much trouble in court. This is for more of a Gibbs rule #9 kind of thing.

/studied Origami under Yutaka Takeda Sensei, though
//was never any good at it
 
2010-12-30 11:51:22 PM
Same thing happened to my cousin in Beaumont, TX.

He tried to rip off a cabbie; she kicked his ass, breaking a bone in her hand.

She's in the ER getting patched up when guess who walks in?

My cousin is a dumbass.
 
2010-12-30 11:53:59 PM
Farktastic: Ball Zitch: vudukungfu: Aikido
what's in your wallrt?

One of these:

I just watched the video on how to deploy that thing. Unless you are a master of origami you are never going to get that thing out and ready in time to do anything related to self defense. That is unless you were the instigator of an attack, or you had to deal with some unruly packaging or envelopes.

Hell, you are more likely to do damage to yourself putting it together than to anyone else.

Video here if you care to look at it: Link (new window)


Looks like a sort of wrist flick thing that would be quick if you practiced it. (Although I have just spent about a week practicing a toe drag/puck dangle with no joy)
Would someone really pull out that little dagger and start hacking away at another person?
 
2010-12-30 11:58:31 PM
Édgar Ramírez has really let himself go.
 
2010-12-31 12:13:16 AM
She sounds fat.
 
2010-12-31 02:54:00 AM
"Pyle was able to give police a detailed description of Locklear, and even his getaway car, a gold Lexus."

How the hell could this douchenozzle afford a Lexus?
 
2010-12-31 03:22:18 AM
GreatGlavinsGhost: Christian Bale: "My reaction was, this is my purse. I work hard for my money and I'm not giving up like this," said Pyle.

Awesome! I love her!

"I think its a work of God, the chances of it all happening all that way are slim to none," said Pyle.

I take it back, she's an idiot. The chances of that happening are not slim at all. There are only so many hospitals. It was a coincidence, the kind that happens all the time.

Ah-ha! But, didn't God insure that there would be only so many hospitals?


You guys are the best. +1.
 
2010-12-31 06:08:19 AM
Mrs. Doubtfire ran through my head. LOL!
 
2010-12-31 09:39:53 AM
Did the hospital staff at least give him a free frogurt?
 
2010-12-31 09:57:02 AM
clarksville must be very upscale if the purse snatcher drives a lexus
 
2010-12-31 02:44:36 PM
That's my purse! I don't know you!!
 
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