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2010-12-30 08:37:37 PM  
Fark you, fate. Fark you sideways for me not being THIS lucky!
 
2010-12-30 08:38:39 PM  
That boy just lived my dream.

/I'm not giving up, though.
 
2010-12-30 08:38:51 PM  
t0.gstatic.com.
 
2010-12-30 08:38:53 PM  
One of the commenters on the story pwned the Fark headline:

I'm a republican but this time I do think Bush is at fault.
 
2010-12-30 08:40:10 PM  
It would be interesting to see pictures of the teenage boys in these cases, alltough I understand why that isn't possible. What could be so irresistable about these kids that women are willing to ruin their lives/marriages/careers to be with them? Are they mannish boys, teen idol types or just your typical ackward, skinny, zitty teen? More importantly, what do they have that I apparantly didn't?!
 
2010-12-30 08:41:50 PM  

sn82: HawgWild: Oh, who am I kidding. I'd hit 'em like:

/after a few drinks
//and I was 17

That is one lucky boy! I bet he's telling all his classmates.


Exactly! I'm just shocked they all got away with it for 3 years.
 
2010-12-30 08:42:38 PM  

corronchilejano: ultraholland: he later added, "but I commend their efforts."

What's the etiquette there? Beat him up or high five?


I'm pretty sure you deck him for farking your wife but reluctantly buy him a beer cause he tagged you daughter when he was a freshman and she was a senior, and then make it boilermaker because, despite the fact that you were related to them, you really have to give some 'spect to a kids that's crossed "Make it with a mom and her daughter at the same time" off his life list at 14 without having to use his credit card.
 
2010-12-30 08:43:29 PM  
He still can't match me. I have had sex with three generations of women from the same family.

Daughter, mother, and grandmother. Kitten, MILF, and cougar. They all know. I have done the mom and grandmother at the same time.

Yes, my life is like a story out of penthouse forum.

/The horny is strong in that family
 
2010-12-30 08:44:12 PM  
Hat trick
Mom was 34
Oldest daughter was 18
Younger sister was 17
Youngest daughter later hooked up w/a pal 'o mine
Coulda done her too
She was givin' it to everyone else
Back in the day...
 
KN
2010-12-30 08:44:20 PM  
I do not understand fark... if we get a story about a beautiful model or hot teacher, everyone on here is critiquing her; fatty, sharp knees, butterface, whatever.
BUT we get a story about two very ehhhhh looking women, plain and a little heavy lookin, and everyone's all "oooh that boy was so lucky to bang them"

Someone please explain this to me. Is it just the mother-daughter thing? Or is everyone here already sloshed enough that those two look hot?

/I'm only two captain and cokes deep, maybe I just need one more to see it?
 
2010-12-30 08:44:25 PM  

kmmontandon: Saying that an adult female can sexually assault a teenage boy is like saying a buffet table can gastronomically assault Rush Limbaugh Rosie o'Donnell.


THIS.

/and FTFY--He's maintained a healthy weight for some time now, d-bag.
 
2010-12-30 08:45:49 PM  

illannoyin: He still can't match me. I have had sex with three generations of women from the same family.

Daughter, mother, and grandmother. Kitten, MILF, and cougar. They all know. I have done the mom and grandmother at the same time.

Yes, my life is like a story out of penthouse forum.

/The horny is strong in that family


images.cryhavok.org
 
2010-12-30 08:46:05 PM  
Having seen that this is in Sheriff Joe's area of the country, and having seen that the husband/father of those involved is a county supervisor (a group that, iirc, Joe's been fighting with) - I wonder if someone didn't pay their protection money - err I mean pay for new SWAT team gear...
 
2010-12-30 08:47:46 PM  
I almost forgot...

Yes, I would hit it and this...

NFSW Link

/Giggity
 
2010-12-30 08:50:39 PM  
Not For Safe Work? What?
 
2010-12-30 08:51:07 PM  

KN: I do not understand fark...

(looks at profile picture)


KN: I do not understand farkmen...


FTFY
 
2010-12-30 08:51:24 PM  

FireBreathingLiberal: Here's the Mom


yea, i'm thinking back to when I was 14

I'd have either did what ever she wanted, or freaked out

odds are, self combustion.
 
2010-12-30 08:51:25 PM  

illannoyin: Yes, my life is like a story out of penthouse forum.


You wear comfort waist jeans, drink diet RC Cola, and drive a Mazda 323 that's missing the rear bumper. You buy books about "how to develop game" from Amazon but have them shipped to your parents' house. You once entered a Velveeta sweepstakes. You touched sideboob in the 8th grade and have been bragging about it to your developmentally delayed brother since about 1993.
 
2010-12-30 08:51:49 PM  
Dear Penthouse...

/they were also helping him meet his girlfriend to have sex
//victim... lulz
 
2010-12-30 08:52:23 PM  

Clock Spider Jerusalem: That should be, I must be a prude if I think that kind of thing is disgusting. The whole "who am I to judge anyone" thing is just stupid.


You're not really living up to your username.

Is there a service on the internet you can sign up on as an underage male to get this kind of service?
 
2010-12-30 08:52:33 PM  

KN: I do not understand fark... if we get a story about a beautiful model or hot teacher, everyone on here is critiquing her; fatty, sharp knees, butterface, whatever.
BUT we get a story about two very ehhhhh looking women, plain and a little heavy lookin, and everyone's all "oooh that boy was so lucky to bang them"

Someone please explain this to me. Is it just the mother-daughter thing? Or is everyone here already sloshed enough that those two look hot?

/I'm only two captain and cokes deep, maybe I just need one more to see it?


It's because a large percentage of teenage boys typically have no sex at all.
 
2010-12-30 08:54:34 PM  

2chris2: KN: I do not understand fark... if we get a story about a beautiful model or hot teacher, everyone on here is critiquing her; fatty, sharp knees, butterface, whatever.
BUT we get a story about two very ehhhhh looking women, plain and a little heavy lookin, and everyone's all "oooh that boy was so lucky to bang them"

Someone please explain this to me. Is it just the mother-daughter thing? Or is everyone here already sloshed enough that those two look hot?

/I'm only two captain and cokes deep, maybe I just need one more to see it?

It's because a large percentage of teenage boys typically have no sex at all.


Or it's because the sex we they do have is with a hesitant, inexperienced and equally awkward teenage girl who complains about it hurting or that it doesn't fit.

I mean...what?
 
2010-12-30 08:56:36 PM  

KN: I do not understand fark... if we get a story about a beautiful model or hot teacher, everyone on here is critiquing her; fatty, sharp knees, butterface, whatever.
BUT we get a story about two very ehhhhh looking women, plain and a little heavy lookin, and everyone's all "oooh that boy was so lucky to bang them"

Someone please explain this to me. Is it just the mother-daughter thing? Or is everyone here already sloshed enough that those two look hot?

/I'm only two captain and cokes deep, maybe I just need one more to see it?


easy, these two are within reach of the farker

as opposed to most farkettes, and or sharp kneed women
 
2010-12-30 08:58:46 PM  
img10.imageshack.us
img703.imageshack.us
 
2010-12-30 08:59:12 PM  

illannoyin: He still can't match me. I have had sex with three generations of women from the same family.

Daughter, mother, and grandmother. Kitten, MILF, and cougar. They all know. I have done the mom and grandmother at the same time.

Yes, my life is like a story out of penthouse forum.

/The horny is strong in that family


gamersupportgroup.com
 
2010-12-30 09:03:55 PM  
What this boy needs


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-12-30 09:04:36 PM  

loonatic112358: easy, these two are within reach of the farker

as opposed to most farkettes, and or sharp kneed women


... you had to go there, didn't you.
 
2010-12-30 09:04:38 PM  

Ghastly: Of course I also would have hit a hole in a fence.


this statement pretty much sums up every male at some point in their life I think
 
2010-12-30 09:05:26 PM  

KN: I do not understand fark... if we get a story about a beautiful model or hot teacher, everyone on here is critiquing her; fatty, sharp knees, butterface, whatever.


It's sarcasm/trolling. Sharp knees, etc. Amazing how many people fall for it.
 
2010-12-30 09:05:52 PM  

corronchilejano: ... you had to go there, didn't you.


oh of course, after all, what's a thread without a little trainwreck.
 
2010-12-30 09:14:01 PM  
I feel welcome in this crowd of deviants.

therebelprince.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-12-30 09:16:10 PM  

Snatch Bandergrip: I feel welcome in this crowd of deviantsreal men.

 
2010-12-30 09:16:39 PM  
www.movieactors.com
 
2010-12-30 09:21:02 PM  
Meh. I prefer my 'family' sex to involve twin sisters, not mother/daughter teams.

/wait, he did them separately?
//FAIL
 
2010-12-30 09:22:05 PM  
best.teenage years. evar.
 
2010-12-30 09:23:51 PM  

KN: I do not understand fark... if we get a story about a beautiful model or hot teacher, everyone on here is critiquing her; fatty, sharp knees, butterface, whatever.
BUT we get a story about two very ehhhhh looking women, plain and a little heavy lookin, and everyone's all "oooh that boy was so lucky to bang them"

Someone please explain this to me. Is it just the mother-daughter thing? Or is everyone here already sloshed enough that those two look hot?

/I'm only two captain and cokes deep, maybe I just need one more to see it?


Simple. Those hot models are simply unattainable for most if not all farkers...those average-looking women, on the other hand, are more within range.

Plus, it's the added enticement of forbidden fruit. Speaking of which, there's one more dimension to this case that nobody has mentioned yet...but it makes it a lot funnier.
 
2010-12-30 09:29:38 PM  

sonarbison: Speaking of which, there's one more dimension to this case that nobody has mentioned yet...but it makes it a lot funnier.


Rape?
 
2010-12-30 09:33:31 PM  
All I want is a lunch date to get to know a woman first. *I*'m the freak. Apparently I'm supposed to rape the entire household *first* as a polite gesture. Ah 2011 will be fun!
 
2010-12-30 09:34:06 PM  

HawgWild: sonarbison: Speaking of which, there's one more dimension to this case that nobody has mentioned yet...but it makes it a lot funnier.

Rape?


Psssh. No, that's not it. Speaking of which, though it's a common joke on Fark, weren't female-on-male statutory rape laws widely unenforced until recently? Does anyone have the legal/historical background to answer this question?
 
2010-12-30 09:34:55 PM  

sonarbison: Those hot models are simply unattainable for most if not all farkers...


Low self esteem? Why do guys come here and:

a. shiat all over themselves by deciding women are too much for them.

or

b. shiat all over themselves by proclaiming they're studs that take 2 or 3 women at the same time without breaking a sweat.

Then they ask why they can't get a decent womenperson as a partner (under the boobs, etc)...

sonarbison: Speaking of which, there's one more dimension to this case that nobody has mentioned yet...but it makes it a lot funnier.


I was trying to see if this kid could father his own dad or the girl be her own grandma or something but I don't see it. Care to elaborate?
 
2010-12-30 09:34:58 PM  

Unsung_Hero: Meh. I prefer my 'family' sex to involve twin sisters, not mother/daughter teams.


www.mimifroufrou.com
 
2010-12-30 09:37:09 PM  

HawgWild: sonarbison: Speaking of which, there's one more dimension to this case that nobody has mentioned yet...but it makes it a lot funnier.

Rape?


He stole Bob Rivers' plane and was also known as the barefoot bandit but despite the widely-reported nickname, officials said that he more often wore shoes?
 
2010-12-30 09:37:20 PM  

Zamboro: Valentine Greatraks: "What if it was an adult man sending pix and having sex with a 14-year-old girl?"

Then it'd be a different situation, wouldn't it?

Or are we operating under the assumption that teenage girls are emotionally identical to teenage boys?


They pretty much are, but nobody gives either gender nearly enough credit. Girls are way more sexually active, and boys are a lot more emotionally immature; but jackasses like you are mostly unwilling to admit either until she winds up pregnant and he becomes a serial date-rapist.
 
2010-12-30 09:38:09 PM  

sonarbison: KN: I do not understand fark... if we get a story about a beautiful model or hot teacher, everyone on here is critiquing her; fatty, sharp knees, butterface, whatever.
BUT we get a story about two very ehhhhh looking women, plain and a little heavy lookin, and everyone's all "oooh that boy was so lucky to bang them"

Someone please explain this to me. Is it just the mother-daughter thing? Or is everyone here already sloshed enough that those two look hot?

/I'm only two captain and cokes deep, maybe I just need one more to see it?

Simple. Those hot models are simply unattainable for most if not all farkers...those average-looking women, on the other hand, are more within range.

Plus, it's the added enticement of forbidden fruit. Speaking of which, there's one more dimension to this case that nobody has mentioned yet...but it makes it a lot funnier.



What, that he never actually got to hit it with the 21 year old?

/who is cute as hell, btw.

//i'd watch her masturbate
 
2010-12-30 09:38:44 PM  
Guy at a bar is chatting up an attractive 40-something woman. As the evening wears on she offers to take him home for a 'sportsman's special'. "What's that?" he asks. "It means a mother-daughter team, silly!" she says coyly.

So they go to her place. She opens the door... and calls out "Mom, wake up and put your teeth in, we've got company!"
 
2010-12-30 09:40:55 PM  

wademh: Unsung_Hero: Meh. I prefer my 'family' sex to involve twin sisters, not mother/daughter teams.


I can appreciate your dry sense of humor.
 
2010-12-30 09:42:40 PM  

Oh_Enough_Already: HawgWild: sonarbison: Speaking of which, there's one more dimension to this case that nobody has mentioned yet...but it makes it a lot funnier.

Rape?

"Happy Days" is one of the tags?


I was thinking the same thing!

Well, they couldn't call the show "Rapin' Days".

thesubliminalman: He stole Bob Rivers' plane and was also known as the barefoot bandit but despite the widely-reported nickname, officials said that he more often wore shoes?


I thought that was the Duct Tape Bandit ...

t2.gstatic.com

sonarbison: Psssh. No, that's not it.


Then I got nuthin' ...
 
2010-12-30 09:47:24 PM  
On another note, KN has been favorited as "clueless female farkette".

Mother/daughter thing is a real coup. Unless these two were super fat/super ugly, it's practically a mitzvah to fark 'em both... especially without them knowing about the other.

/...when I was 14... man, I barely knew girls existed.
 
2010-12-30 09:53:59 PM  
Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson...
 
2010-12-30 10:04:01 PM  
Sometimes even if wealthy and famous mother daughter sex isn't what you really think it might be.
img411.imageshack.us
 
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