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(Celebslam)   Remember when Jennifer Love Hewitt was a sex symbol? Clearly she doesn't   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 130
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2010-12-30 01:11:27 PM
Fark you tabloids. I'd still marry her on the spot.
 
2010-12-30 01:22:42 PM
onechickaday.com

Now then.
 
2010-12-30 01:29:03 PM
Note to tabloids (and the submittard), being an actor/actress is a job and they don't walk the streets in theatrical makeup and spandex.
 
2010-12-30 01:36:15 PM
Now that she isn't sporting hips that might get lodged in a doorway, she looks fine. She's very cute without makeup.
 
2010-12-30 01:40:31 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Looks like the popular vote is in. The tabloids can suck it.
 
2010-12-30 02:06:35 PM
She's still the cutest damn thing around.
 
2010-12-30 02:07:55 PM
How do people who put these web "articles" together sleep at night?

Thanks for your contributions to the thread, though, farkers.
 
2010-12-30 02:08:25 PM
It's her day off - give her a break. Maybe she's trying to go incognito to get some shopping and shiat done. Geeze.
 
2010-12-30 02:09:29 PM
If I was walking down the street. I would still look twice and think to myself "Man she looks familiar not sure why..."
 
2010-12-30 02:09:48 PM
To quote Brian Griffon:

I would wreck that chick. I don't care what she looks like.
 
2010-12-30 02:11:19 PM
She has grown into her horse face. Not a problem anymore (or the glasses help).

Would hit it.
 
2010-12-30 02:11:42 PM
Time happens. Are they gonna run a story in 20 years about how she used to be wrinkle free? Waaaaah waaaaaah.
 
2010-12-30 02:11:42 PM
And still she looks cute as hell. I'd love to see the women, or men that some of these gossip bloggers have waiting for them at home. JLH is still cute and sexy as hell, even with the glasses and dressed down like that.
 
2010-12-30 02:12:25 PM
fark you, Subby, a cuter actress you could not find. Put her in some makeup and a tight dress, and she's still a hottie.

/mine
/you can't have
 
2010-12-30 02:17:32 PM
Over the years it became clear to those of us who study these things that Jennifer Love Hewitt is not going to get naked until the day has past where any of us would really have enjoyed seeing it, hell, maybe never.

However, should she ever decide to do so, chances are we'll still grow boners that could poke the moon if she does but they will sag when we get the final product because it will be airbrushed to shiat and her nipples won't look like we imagined and then a great and terrible *snap* will be heard everywhere, like an international thunderclap as our dicks bend in the middle like an overextended measuring tape.

Don't get me wrong, I like Jennifer Love Hewitt. But she's just not good enough an actress to warrant this "I don't f*cking get naked for anything" shiat. And I know there's a definite "be careful what you wish for" element here because when Neve Campbell finally decided to bare all it was a farking nightmare. nipples like deformed hershey kisses. It took months before I could fap without seeing that image dance into my head - nothing worse than being trolled hard by your own brain, I tell you.

Anyway, the point is, she really should take her clothes off and be photographed whilst nude. It's what everyone is waiting for. There are no JLH fans who believe an actress of her caliber should be exempted from this. shiat, find me one f*cking Oscar winning actress of the last 60 years who didn't get naked.

That's right. You can't.
 
2010-12-30 02:18:00 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: Hell yeah. I gladly kill every farking her near her if she'd give me a shot. But you must admit "Nature's first green is gold"

On the one hand: nice pics.

On the other hand: {englishmuthufarkerdoyouspeakit.jpg}
 
2010-12-30 02:18:16 PM
Haven't you heard? Hot actresses aren't allowed to dress like normal people... ever.

That's ok, keep hatin', I'd disappoint her vigorously.
 
2010-12-30 02:18:37 PM
You're posting to THE INTERNET, jocko homo -- saying JLH looks "dorky" in these scrubby street shots makes her seem MORE attractive to us, not less.

Would I prefer to see a little more of the not-actually-as-big-as-they-seem breasts that made her famous? Of course. Would I still plow her, looking like that? OF COURSE.
 
2010-12-30 02:19:00 PM
Hyperbolic Hyperbole: Over the years it became clear to those of us who study these things that Jennifer Love Hewitt is not going to get naked until the day has past where any of us would really have enjoyed seeing it, hell, maybe never.

However, should she ever decide to do so, chances are we'll still grow boners that could poke the moon if she does but they will sag when we get the final product because it will be airbrushed to shiat and her nipples won't look like we imagined and then a great and terrible *snap* will be heard everywhere, like an international thunderclap as our dicks bend in the middle like an overextended measuring tape.

Don't get me wrong, I like Jennifer Love Hewitt. But she's just not good enough an actress to warrant this "I don't f*cking get naked for anything" shiat. And I know there's a definite "be careful what you wish for" element here because when Neve Campbell finally decided to bare all it was a farking nightmare. nipples like deformed hershey kisses. It took months before I could fap without seeing that image dance into my head - nothing worse than being trolled hard by your own brain, I tell you.

Anyway, the point is, she really should take her clothes off and be photographed whilst nude. It's what everyone is waiting for. There are no JLH fans who believe an actress of her caliber should be exempted from this. shiat, find me one f*cking Oscar winning actress of the last 60 years who didn't get naked.

That's right. You can't.


Your jib. I like the cut of it.
 
2010-12-30 02:19:25 PM
subby and article are both gay. She looks adorable in those pics.
 
2010-12-30 02:21:00 PM
I believe this is the appropriate time for me to steal the "hit it so hard Gordon Lightfoot would write a song about it" phrase.

/JLH - really, really want
 
2010-12-30 02:21:43 PM
Bag of Hammers: subby and article are both gay. She looks adorable in those pics.

^ THIS

I'd still hit it like the fist of an angry God
 
2010-12-30 02:21:49 PM
Compare her to the women she is with in those pics and tell yourself that she isn't hot.
 
2010-12-30 02:22:47 PM
Hyperbolic Hyperbole: Over the years it became clear to those of us who study these things that Jennifer Love Hewitt is not going to get naked until the day has past where any of us would really have enjoyed seeing it, hell, maybe never.

However, should she ever decide to do so, chances are we'll still grow boners that could poke the moon if she does but they will sag when we get the final product because it will be airbrushed to shiat and her nipples won't look like we imagined and then a great and terrible *snap* will be heard everywhere, like an international thunderclap as our dicks bend in the middle like an overextended measuring tape.

Don't get me wrong, I like Jennifer Love Hewitt. But she's just not good enough an actress to warrant this "I don't f*cking get naked for anything" shiat. And I know there's a definite "be careful what you wish for" element here because when Neve Campbell finally decided to bare all it was a farking nightmare. nipples like deformed hershey kisses. It took months before I could fap without seeing that image dance into my head - nothing worse than being trolled hard by your own brain, I tell you.

Anyway, the point is, she really should take her clothes off and be photographed whilst nude. It's what everyone is waiting for. There are no JLH fans who believe an actress of her caliber should be exempted from this. shiat, find me one f*cking Oscar winning actress of the last 60 years who didn't get naked.

That's right. You can't.


Intrigue. Newsletter. Subscribe.
 
2010-12-30 02:29:11 PM
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT - oh, wait, nevermind, she just isn't dolled up. And what's that? She looks like a normal human being? Albeit one I would still gladly and eagerly do horrible, wonderful things to?

/subby is a moron
 
2010-12-30 02:29:55 PM
She can still get it.
 
2010-12-30 02:32:48 PM
She's got glasses and a ponytail. What is that?
 
2010-12-30 02:32:59 PM
Hyperbolic Hyperbole: Over the years it became clear to those of us who study these things that Jennifer Love Hewitt is not going to get naked until the day has past where any of us would really have enjoyed seeing it, hell, maybe never.

However, should she ever decide to do so, chances are we'll still grow boners that could poke the moon if she does but they will sag when we get the final product because it will be airbrushed to shiat and her nipples won't look like we imagined and then a great and terrible *snap* will be heard everywhere, like an international thunderclap as our dicks bend in the middle like an overextended measuring tape.

Don't get me wrong, I like Jennifer Love Hewitt. But she's just not good enough an actress to warrant this "I don't f*cking get naked for anything" shiat. And I know there's a definite "be careful what you wish for" element here because when Neve Campbell finally decided to bare all it was a farking nightmare. nipples like deformed hershey kisses. It took months before I could fap without seeing that image dance into my head - nothing worse than being trolled hard by your own brain, I tell you.

Anyway, the point is, she really should take her clothes off and be photographed whilst nude. It's what everyone is waiting for. There are no JLH fans who believe an actress of her caliber should be exempted from this. shiat, find me one f*cking Oscar winning actress of the last 60 years who didn't get naked.

That's right. You can't.


BTFY.
 
2010-12-30 02:33:58 PM
A lot of people have said Giuliani did a great job with the crisis, and I-I don't know, and a lot of people are saying that Bush is doing a good job, and I really don't think so, but in all this discussion, no one has stepped forward to say what a truly remarkable job Jennifer Love Hewitt has been doing. She has shown unbelievable restraint during this entire crisis. I haven't heard her say a single irresponsible word. So many people have rushed to get on the television and say stupid, farked-up, crazy shiat, but not JLH. I haven't seen her on television at all since this crisis began. It is very rare to see such restraint from public figures these days, so I'd like to take this moment to say: Thank you, Jennifer Love Hewitt. Thank you for your brave and steadfast silence. Thank you for respecting the American people in a way that very few people have. Thank you, Jennifer.
 
2010-12-30 02:35:28 PM
Pro Tip: To avoid unwanted attention, disguise yourself as Alanis Morrisette.
 
2010-12-30 02:36:00 PM
a) I think she looks good in that pic
b) there is the link to the top nude scenes of 2010 on that page so I am no longer interested
 
2010-12-30 02:37:09 PM
WHAT?! She looks adorable. fark you, gossip site.
 
2010-12-30 02:37:51 PM
I didnt want to click the link thinking that the pics of JLH were going to be so horrid that I wasnt going to fathom having sex with her. I was relieved to find that the writer is a complete douche nozzle and that she's just as hot to me as ever.
 
2010-12-30 02:39:42 PM
less words, more massive funbags please . . .
 
2010-12-30 02:40:18 PM
No. She has always been in the "I don't know why people think she's pretty" category.

Face like a horse packed onto a frame holding in a fat girl. Jessica Parker could be her older sister.
 
2010-12-30 02:42:05 PM
Egad!! How dare she be out in public looking like a normal person.
 
2010-12-30 02:49:58 PM
Some more JLH hotness.

i216.photobucket.com

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img.photobucket.com

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img.photobucket.com


/You're welcome.
 
2010-12-30 02:50:43 PM
I'd support her invasion.
 
2010-12-30 02:51:01 PM
From the article: "Remember when this chick was hot?"

Remember when you weren't a talentless Perez Hilton wannabe who still holds the Eastern Seaboard records for eating lard and not getting a date?
 
2010-12-30 02:52:19 PM
I'd still wear her like a feedbag, front or back, it wouldn't matter to me.
 
2010-12-30 02:53:38 PM
She was never my fave babe, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
 
2010-12-30 02:53:39 PM
Wow, Salma Hayek and JLH threads in the same day?

Now a good Beckinsale link is all that's necessary to make it the best Showbiz tab hottie thread day evar.

/c'mon Fark, don't let me down
 
2010-12-30 02:55:02 PM
Hyperbolic Hyperbole: Anyway, the point is, she really should take her clothes off and be photographed whilst nude. It's what everyone is waiting for. There are no JLH fans who believe an actress of her caliber should be exempted from this. shiat, find me one f*cking Oscar winning actress of the last 60 years who didn't get naked.

That's right. You can't.


I can't find one.

I found three:

www.katharinehepburntheater.org

images.publicradio.org

upload.wikimedia.org

/hot hot wikihot
 
2010-12-30 02:56:14 PM
I don't care what anyone says i would wreak that like the Edmund Fitzgerald
 
2010-12-30 02:59:39 PM
If she ran a marathon during a hot Miami summer day, I would make tea out of her sweaty underwear... just sayin'

/ She is one sexy woman.
 
2010-12-30 02:59:43 PM
Krab: I don't care what anyone says i would wreak that like the Edmund Fitzgerald

I don't care what anyone says i would blast that like the USS Maine.
 
2010-12-30 03:00:38 PM
Wait a minute, women age? They don't stay the same as they were when they were 20 forever? Someone alert the media!
 
2010-12-30 03:01:02 PM
She looks like Elvis Costello with boobage.

/ Wouldn't say no.
 
2010-12-30 03:07:36 PM
OtherLittleGuy: /hot hot wikihot

Tandy went nude later
Hepburn was maybe one of the only actresses who was good enough to be above it
As far as Page is concerned, she was a stage actress first and I'd be more than willing to bet she went nude on stage once or twice
 
2010-12-30 03:20:41 PM
She's not really my dream girl, but she's hot.
 
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