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(Hartford Courant)   Wisconsin man earns bragging rights as the champion liar of 2010 with this line: "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met"   (courant.com) divider line 39
    More: Amusing, Wisconsin, The Champion Liar, girlfriend, David Milz  
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2010-12-29 02:09:22 PM
That seems more like a joke than a lie...

/DNRTFA
 
2010-12-29 02:11:41 PM
Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: That seems more like a joke than a lie...

/DNRTFA


Yeah. How do you prove he didn't?
 
2010-12-29 02:12:08 PM
Yeah but I was the one who made that up, and it really happened to me.
 
2010-12-29 02:12:57 PM
so he stole a line from emo phillips?
 
2010-12-29 02:13:10 PM
Runner up: Subby's mom, for claiming that dad is coming home for Christmas this year and he's going to bring all the gifts from his time working as a ninja. Yet again.
 
2010-12-29 02:14:08 PM
Lifetime achievement award given to "I'm going to put it in just a little bit, I promise."
 
2010-12-29 02:14:16 PM
that's the ticket
i'm john lovitz
 
2010-12-29 02:16:10 PM
DaintySavage: so he stole a line from emo phillips?

I thought it was Steven Wright.
 
2010-12-29 02:17:37 PM
Stephen Wright did it years ago.
 
2010-12-29 02:18:45 PM
t3knomanser: DaintySavage: so he stole a line from emo phillips?

I thought it was Steven Wright.


Spilled spot remover on my dog now he's gone.
 
2010-12-29 02:19:10 PM
t3knomanser: DaintySavage: so he stole a line from emo phillips?

I thought it was Steven Wright.


yea, as soon as i hit post, i knew i was wrong
 
2010-12-29 02:21:19 PM
content8.flixster.com
 
2010-12-29 02:21:54 PM
"I submitted this with a better headline" would probably win if fark held this contest, dunno how many ways you'd have to split the prize though.
 
2010-12-29 02:22:21 PM
Tim: Met a girl at the bar last night. Her name is Cassandra. She's a psychic. She gave me her number. *hands Daisy piece of paper*
Daisy: *looks at paper* This is our phone number.
Tim: Wow, she's good!

-from "Spaced"
 
2010-12-29 02:24:47 PM
FTA:Milz is the superintendent of an elementary and middle school district in southeastern Wisconsin. He said he wasn't worried that his lying might encourage students to stretch the truth themselves.

And he says it's a resume builder? Where exactly would you put this in?
 
2010-12-29 02:24:58 PM
t3knomanser: DaintySavage: so he stole a line from emo phillips?

I thought it was Steven Wright.


Haha... I totally read the headline in Steven Wright's monotone voice. I attribute this to spending way too much time listening to the comedy channel on XM.
 
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2010-12-29 02:30:08 PM
Hey, what about:
"Yesterday I twittered the word 'refudiate' instead of 'repudiate' I pressed an 'f' instead of a 'd' and people freak out..."

Oh well, make lemonade out of lemons...
 
2010-12-29 02:31:38 PM
I have Total Fark, but I choose not to use it because I'm protesting all my failed submissions that had better headlines. Damn admins don't like me cause I'm a hot redhead who's close friends with Wil Wheaton and Christopher Walken.
 
2010-12-29 02:32:41 PM
I found that story to be interesting and the lies amusing. Where's my trophy?
 
2010-12-29 02:54:28 PM
This is just like the country and western song I'm a writing
 
2010-12-29 02:56:25 PM
Nah...the Number One Lie of the Year is:

"I have read and agree to the terms of the software license agreement."
 
2010-12-29 02:57:06 PM
Cletus C.: I found that story to be interesting and the lies amusing. Where's my trophy?


You should submit that! Nice.
 
2010-12-29 03:00:56 PM
I should submit some of my "My Balls" one-liners. Like:

My Balls are so big that at the movie theater, you can buy popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Balls sizes.

My Balls are so big Barack Obama finds them inspirational.

My Balls are so big Stephen Hawking has a theory about them.

My Balls are so big Oprah wants to be on their show.
 
2010-12-29 03:03:16 PM
scanman61: Nah...the Number One Lie of the Year is:

"I have read and agree to the terms of the software license agreement."


r3dux.org
 
2010-12-29 03:16:40 PM
I created an account at courant.com just so I could comment on the article that the guy stole his joke from Steven Wright ;)
 
2010-12-29 03:29:00 PM
I8B4U: "I submitted this with a better headline" would probably win if fark held this contest, dunno how many ways you'd have to split the prize though.

Aw, that's sweet. It's good to know people are thinking of me.

(It's totally true, though. Every time someone who says that gets called out to post their 'better' headline, it's always shiat.)
 
2010-12-29 03:49:50 PM
TFA: A lifetime membership costs $1

That's not what they told me! But I figured hey, it's the liars club: I'll just SAY I paid my dues.
 
2010-12-29 03:54:13 PM
At first I cared, and now I care more.

/I'm lying
 
2010-12-29 04:02:38 PM
Racine County trifecta now in play...
 
2010-12-29 04:33:00 PM
 
2010-12-29 04:40:14 PM
Fano: Lifetime achievement award given to "I'm going to put it in just a little bit, I promise."

It's not a lie if that's all you've got.
 
2010-12-29 05:18:16 PM
I won that stupid contest like six times in a row before I got bored with it.
 
2010-12-29 05:55:30 PM
I never lie.
 
2010-12-29 08:38:54 PM
behold my magic p3nis! buy me a drink and i'll introduce you.
 
2010-12-30 09:46:35 AM
girl6: I never lie.

liar.
 
2010-12-30 03:16:11 PM
I was talking to Chuck Norris yesterday and he was telling me he just how much he loves fark.com.
 
2010-12-30 03:24:58 PM
DSummZZZ: I was talking to Chuck Norris yesterday and he was telling me he just how much he loves fark.com.

Wrong. If you talked to him, you'd be dead by now
 
2010-12-30 03:44:56 PM
AlwaysRightBoy: DSummZZZ: I was talking to Chuck Norris yesterday and he was telling me he just how much he loves fark.com.

Wrong. If you talked to him, you'd be dead by now


Case in point.
 
2010-12-31 11:23:05 AM
This comment is a lie.
 
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