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(Daily Mail)   Woman wins £15,000 after botched facelift leaves her looking 'like a chipmunk.' "ALLLVIIIIIIIIINNNNNN"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 62
    More: Scary, out-of-court settlements, South Wales, legal claims, Oh My God, Woman wins  
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2010-12-29 09:44:41 AM  
I still want a hula hoop.
 
2010-12-29 10:08:56 AM  
www.webconce.com

I don't see the problem.
 
2010-12-29 10:32:18 AM  
Vast improvement I'd say. Link (new window)
 
2010-12-29 10:33:06 AM  
Wins? Seriously?

Fark that. $15K is pretty friggin weak sauce.

Although, anyone who isn't disfigured and gets plastic surgery deserves what they get.
 
2010-12-29 10:33:07 AM  
Link (new window)
 
2010-12-29 10:33:32 AM  
The 65-year-old was encouraged to go under the knife by television shows like 10 Years Younger and Cosmetic Surgery Live her own vapid vanity and lack of self-esteem.


Hey lady, you are 65. In all but the rarest of cases a 65 year old woman can't get by on looks anymore. Accept it, your time has passed.
 
2010-12-29 10:34:17 AM  
The nurse ran out of the room screaming? I think someone may be exaggerating.
 
2010-12-29 10:34:19 AM  
If you're 65, OWN it.

And anyone who things a surgery where they rip your face apart and put it back together is "risk free" is, frankly, stupid.
 
2010-12-29 10:34:36 AM  
"Scarred: Denise Maitland, 65, said the nurse ran out of the room screaming after taking off her bandages"

Not the reaction I'll expect after a cosmetic surgery
 
2010-12-29 10:35:56 AM  
leave your farking body alone.
 
2010-12-29 10:36:19 AM  
This is my pity face. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
i.dailymail.co.uk

I also think it's funny how women paint their face and stop at the base of their neck.
 
2010-12-29 10:37:45 AM  
Sybarite: I still want a hula hoop.

Done in 1!
 
2010-12-29 10:40:58 AM  
Ramona A Stone: The nurse ran out of the room screaming? I think someone may be exaggerating.

Came here to say this.
What a drama queen this woman must be....
I'd be willing to to bet that she was warned about ALL of the possible complications before she went under the knife, too.
 
2010-12-29 10:46:40 AM  
Nurse ran out of the room saying 'Oh my God' after seeing what surgeons had done


Sounds like my birth.
 
2010-12-29 10:47:05 AM  
turbo.inquisitr.com
Sympathizes
 
2010-12-29 10:47:50 AM  
therealpope: Nurse ran out of the room saying 'Oh my God' after seeing what surgeons had done


Sounds like my birth.


Sounds like my honeymoon.
 
2010-12-29 10:49:44 AM  
meat0918: Sympathizes

however, unlike woman in the original article, I'd hit THAT!
images.askmen.com
 
2010-12-29 10:50:20 AM  
therealpope: Nurse ran out of the room saying 'Oh my God' after seeing what surgeons had done

Sounds like my birth.


Whippersnapper! We didn't get nurses. If we were lucky, our uncles would tie string around our ankles, the other end tied to a doorknob, and that bastard would KICK the door to yank us outta the womb! The family dog would bite the cord, and then we'd get dunked in a water trough if we was lucky, the creek if not. And blankets? Burlap.
 
2010-12-29 10:53:06 AM  
I get emails all the time from Nigeria telling me of "100% risk-free" financial scams. Maybe I should forward these emails to this woman.
 
2010-12-29 10:57:24 AM  
Inspiration: The 65-year-old said she was encouraged to go under the knife by television shows like 10 Years Younger presented by Nicky Hambleton-Jones

Never, EVER find inspiration in a woman with a hyphenated last name. EVER!

Bang her goofy though? Oh hells yes.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2010-12-29 10:58:00 AM  
Almost every British woman looks like either a chipmunk or a horse.
 
2010-12-29 10:58:30 AM  
rumpelstiltskin: Almost every British woman looks like either a chipmunk or a horse.

With mom arms, horse hips, and saggy junk.
 
2010-12-29 10:58:37 AM  
I've never seen nor heard of the blonde woman in the article before, but I'm pretty sure she's the Devil. She hosts a show that encourages people to go under the knife to try and look pretty like her. She's got blonde hair, blue eyes. She's wearing the Devil's red, and she has golden snakes as a belt!

/kidding
//kinda
 
2010-12-29 10:59:35 AM  
The procedure didn't work!!!!!

www.theofantastique.com
 
2010-12-29 11:00:32 AM  
Whippersnapper! We didn't get nurses. If we were lucky, our uncles would tie string around our ankles, the other end tied to a doorknob, and that bastard would KICK the door to yank us outta the womb! The family dog would bite the cord, and then we'd get dunked in a water trough if we was lucky, the creek if not. And blankets? Burlap.

Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.
 
2010-12-29 11:06:48 AM  
jst3p: The 65-year-old was encouraged to go under the knife by television shows like 10 Years Younger and Cosmetic Surgery Live her own vapid vanity and lack of self-esteem.


Hey lady, you are 65. In all but the rarest of cases a 65 year old woman can't get by on looks anymore. Accept it, your time has passed.


THIS.
 
2010-12-29 11:09:34 AM  
Fine, I'll bite.

As your new gay overlord my first decree will be as follows:

Female:
1. All women over the age of 30 will be required to register as old saggy twats.
2. All women 18-29 are considered public domain and must be hot.
3. All women, regardless of age, who are not hot will be forced to slavery and only show face to laugh at and stone.
4. All women will be required by law to practice lesbian mannerism.
5. Logans run orgies.

Male:
1. Men will be referred to as "sir".
2. Any man can have any woman.
3. Any man can opt out to be with a man.
4. It's okay for men to be ugly, regardless of age.
5. Logans run orgies.
 
2010-12-29 11:09:44 AM  
SideOfBacon: meat0918: Sympathizes

however, unlike woman in the original article, I'd hit THAT!


any day of the week, friend.
 
2010-12-29 11:12:32 AM  
cyclebiff: Fine, I'll bite.

As your new gay overlord my first decree will be as follows:

Female:
1. All women over the age of 3040 will be required to register as old saggy twats.
2. All women 18-2939 are considered public domain and must be hot.
3. All women, regardless of age, who are not hot will be forced to slavery and only show face to laugh at and stone.
4. All women will be required by law to practice lesbian mannerism.
5. Logans run orgies.

Male:
1. Men will be referred to as "sir".
2. Any man can have any woman.
3. Any man can opt out to be with a man.
4. It's okay for men to be ugly, regardless of age.
5. Logans run orgies.


FTFM.
/I heart milfs.
 
2010-12-29 11:13:39 AM  
bump: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.

Only ritzy folk worked in the mill. Real men went into the pit to mine anthracite. Child labor laws be damned. And the only thing to eat down there was spiders. And you had to be tougher than the guy next to ya if you wanted any. Unless you thought ahead and kicked him down an open shaft.
 
2010-12-29 11:16:12 AM  
Justiceforme: cyclebiff: Fine, I'll bite.

As your new gay overlord my first decree will be as follows:

Female:
1. All women over the age of 304034 will be required to register as old saggy twats.
2. All women 18-293933 are considered public domain and must be hot.
3. All women, regardless of age, who are not hot will be forced to slavery and only show face to laugh at and stone.
4. All women will be required by law to practice lesbian mannerism.
5. Logans run orgies.

Male:
1. Men will be referred to as "sir".
2. Any man can have any woman.
3. Any man can opt out to be with a man.
4. It's okay for men to be ugly, regardless of age.
5. Logans run orgies.

FTFM.
/I heart milfs.


Compromises must be made.
 
2010-12-29 11:17:06 AM  
She wears heavy make-up to hide the scars

...on the soul of her self-esteem. Some people have messed up concepts of what plastic surgery can do for them. I hope she's learned her lesson and stops here. But she'll probably go to someone else to "correct" the problems from the first surgery -- No doubt using the proceeds from the lawsuit.
 
2010-12-29 11:21:43 AM  
They actually have video of her moments after the bandages are removed.
Link (new window)
 
2010-12-29 11:22:31 AM  
To be honest, she doesn't look that bad, for a 65 year old, what did she expect?

When she said chipmunk thought they may have put fur and little cute ears on her.

Love the comment that the husband was behind her, that's why she wanted the facelift so he would stop doing it from behind and come around the front.
 
2010-12-29 11:23:10 AM  
Vanity carries it's own punshment.
And that punishment will be her eternal soul burning and rotting in Satan's putrid hell!
 
2010-12-29 11:23:55 AM  
cyclebiff: Justiceforme: cyclebiff: Fine, I'll bite.

As your new gay overlord my first decree will be as follows:

Female:
1. All women over the age of 304034 will be required to register as old saggy twats.
2. All women 18-293933 are considered public domain and must be hot.
3. All women, regardless of age, who are not hot will be forced to slavery and only show face to laugh at and stone.
4. All women will be required by law to practice lesbian mannerism.
5. Logans run orgies.

Male:
1. Men will be referred to as "sir".
2. Any man can have any woman.
3. Any man can opt out to be with a man.
4. It's okay for men to be ugly, regardless of age.
5. Logans run orgies.

FTFM.
/I heart milfs.

Compromises must be made.


deal.
 
2010-12-29 11:27:34 AM  
Mirrorz: This is my pity face. There are many like it, but this one is mine.


I also think it's funny how women paint their face and stop at the base of their neck.


She looks like Maggie Gallynhaal in the Batman movie. Maggie is awesome, though. I don't see the disfigurement. She looks frigging fantastic for 65. She needs to realize she's not going to be 16 again, ever, and folks on tv have an army of stylists and makeup artists and airbrushers at their disposal to make themselves look good anyway.
 
2010-12-29 11:34:42 AM  
borland502:

...on the soul of her self-esteem. Some people have messed up concepts of what plastic surgery can do for them. I hope she's learned her lesson and stops here. But she'll probably go to someone else to "correct" the problems from the first surgery -- No doubt using the proceeds from the lawsuit.


Isn't that the point of cash awards, to pay for fixing the mistake?
 
2010-12-29 11:35:56 AM  
LaraAmber: borland502:

...on the soul of her self-esteem. Some people have messed up concepts of what plastic surgery can do for them. I hope she's learned her lesson and stops here. But she'll probably go to someone else to "correct" the problems from the first surgery -- No doubt using the proceeds from the lawsuit.

Isn't that the point of cash awards, to pay for fixing the mistake?


Mostly. Some are for "pain and suffering".
 
2010-12-29 11:37:43 AM  
Sometimes karma's a biatch, Miss Vain-and-Shallow.
 
2010-12-29 11:37:45 AM  
RedfordRenegade: Vanity carries it's own punshment.
And that punishment will be her eternal soul burning and rotting in Satan's putrid hell!


Well, aren't you just a little ray of morning sunshine.
 
2010-12-29 11:39:18 AM  
Scarred: Denise Maitland, 65, said the nurse ran out of the room screaming after taking off her bandages

That's never a good sign.
 
2010-12-29 11:39:35 AM  
KarmicDisaster

The procedure didn't work!!!!!
www.theofantastique.com




// came here for this.
 
2010-12-29 11:40:25 AM  
The merely old do not need cosmetic surgery; disfigured people do!
 
2010-12-29 11:45:53 AM  
Denise said: 'I was seduced by TV programmes, ......'

Yeah, there went any chance of sympathy from me.
 
2010-12-29 11:46:59 AM  
Plastic surgery makes you look plastic. Maybe some guys like this, but you have to realize that some guys would rather stay at home and masturbate than go out and meet women! And those are probably the same guys that like the "post-op" look...
 
2010-12-29 11:53:21 AM  
meat0918: Sympathizes

That is pure evil. Not saying I wouldn't hit it given the chance, but the evil is strong in that one.
 
2010-12-29 11:53:33 AM  
Regret: Mrs Maitland thought the surgery was risk-free but she suffered bleeding and complications despite being told to the contrary by her doctor and signing papers stating she was aware of the risks.
 
2010-12-29 11:55:33 AM  
After seeing all the hideous looking horse face celebrities that have had surgery I think I will just embrace my imperfections. The botoxed stretched face thing looks like some sort of startled alien species.
 
2010-12-29 11:59:52 AM  
Just keep her face in your lap.....problem solved.
 
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