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2010-12-28 05:19:30 PM
Chilean miners visit Man United, learn about living in dark environment where people go months without sunshine

http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=5824461
 
2010-12-28 05:30:49 PM
More coming, and I'll bump these threads to Main again tomorrow morning, since a lot of the east coasters are eating dinner.
 
2010-12-28 05:40:28 PM
Don King Ratfinkism FTW
 
2010-12-28 05:47:18 PM
The Mediate headline is one of my all time favorites.
 
2010-12-28 05:50:58 PM
I submitted one of these... the least funny one of these. Although not as measured by voting.
 
2010-12-28 05:51:06 PM
Chupacabra Sandwich: Don King Ratfinkism FTW

Mine

WhyteRaven74: The Mediate headline is one of my all time favorites.


and Mine.

i have one more in there that sucks, and i think one more but i'm not positive it is mine.
 
2010-12-28 05:52:28 PM
NASCAR in my Sports Tab Headline of the Year?

/it's more likely than you think...
 
2010-12-28 06:00:07 PM
God damn, Farkers are funny.

Don't get the snake-bite one.
 
2010-12-28 06:00:19 PM
Missing the Ground Zero Mosque one.
 
2010-12-28 06:00:43 PM
Unfreakable: More coming, and I'll bump these threads to Main again tomorrow morning, since a lot of the east coasters are eating dinner.

Babies arent dinner. More of an East Coast snack.
 
2010-12-28 06:01:46 PM
rickythepenguin
and Mine.

i have one more in there that sucks, and i think one more but i'm not positive it is mine.


Whoa. I just checked your profile and we're only 1 away from having the exact same number of greenlights. Freaky.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2010-12-28 06:09:38 PM
drkdstryer

'taint hard to get if you ponder female anatomy.
 
2010-12-28 06:10:25 PM
Yeah if I wanted to read Sports headlines I'd visit the sports tab.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2010-12-28 06:12:51 PM
Queers over Steers

http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=5730317

(Unfreakable, please envotinate if you're allowing user submissions.)
 
2010-12-28 06:13:12 PM
Wow, weak year for sports headlines.
 
2010-12-28 06:14:10 PM
Maybe I'm a tough audience but I'm having a hard time being enthusiastic for any of these. Seems like there must have been better ones during the year. A few did make me chuckle, most notably the Jeff Francoeur and Kim Jong-Il headlines; I voted for those but I doubt they'll win.
 
2010-12-28 06:15:02 PM
I don't completely understand the NFL headline written in British footy slang, but it still made me laugh enough to vote for it.
 
2010-12-28 06:16:07 PM
ZAZ: Queers over Steers

http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=5730317

(Unfreakable, please envotinate if you're allowing user submissions.)


This one was pretty fantastic. Thank thanks for the explanation! :D
 
2010-12-28 06:17:56 PM
The Maple Leafs headline just kills me
 
2010-12-28 06:18:28 PM
I've got a few in there, but none of them even compare to the Don King submission. If that one doesn't win, this contest is riggified.
 
2010-12-28 06:41:39 PM
Le vote
 
2010-12-28 06:43:25 PM
Don King FTW
 
2010-12-28 06:48:10 PM
This one came pretty late in the year but I thought it was simple and hilarious.

"Michael Vick: 'I would love to get another dog in the future.' Ruh roh" (new window)

/not mine btw
 
2010-12-28 07:10:10 PM
WhyteRaven74: The Mediate headline is one of my all time favorites.

That and the "return of the king" ones were absolute gold.
 
2010-12-28 07:32:15 PM
I did vote for the Melissa Reid headline but I also voted for the Don King one also. You could almost picture Don King delivering it as written.
 
2010-12-28 07:45:17 PM
Hey Cleveland, hope you like hobbits, because that's the only way you're going to see the return of the king

Good wordplay, excellent snark. +1.

Had to go with the Maple Leafs one as well, for sheer accuracy.
 
2010-12-28 08:03:08 PM
LOL
 
2010-12-28 08:41:26 PM
ZAZ: Queers over Steers

http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=5730317

(Unfreakable, please envotinate if you're allowing user submissions.)


Why was this not included????
 
2010-12-28 08:46:07 PM
Guidette Frankentits: ZAZ: Queers over Steers

http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=5730317

(Unfreakable, please envotinate if you're allowing user submissions.)

Why was this not included????


Epic headline for an epic moment.
 
2010-12-28 09:07:37 PM
Pretty good crop this year. I coulda sworn there were some better World Cup-related headlines though...
 
2010-12-28 09:15:29 PM
What a piss poor crop of headlines. How many users paid to have their headlines plugged?
 
2010-12-28 09:22:12 PM
I know very little about sports, so a lot of these flew over my head. Even my favorite, this one:

Hey Cleveland, hope you like hobbits, because that's the only way you're going to see the return of the king


I don't *really* get. But... I get enough to realize it's a very clever turn of phrase. +1 and my sole vote. Nice one, subby.
 
2010-12-28 09:23:21 PM
Wow. How the hell did my headline make it?

/the hobbits one is just great. Short, sweet, and hilarious
 
2010-12-28 10:22:45 PM
the 'between holes' one is a classic
 
2010-12-28 11:11:36 PM
My favorite is "Sports radio host compares Tim Tebow to a Nazi, which is ridiculous considering the Nazis had a devastating air attack"

/i see one of mine up there
//no way am i gonna win
 
2010-12-28 11:33:19 PM
Who the fark makes these decisions? This is some crap officiating. And I should know.
 
2010-12-28 11:50:28 PM
Koman Coulibaly: Who the fark makes these decisions? This is some crap officiating. And I should know.

I was wondering when you would show up.

\Personally prefers "USA defeats FIFA 1-0." Also, "Team USA is a Ghana"
 
2010-12-29 12:47:22 AM
votes placed.
 
2010-12-29 01:24:13 AM
Woolwine: Koman Coulibaly: Who the fark makes these decisions? This is some crap officiating. And I should know.

I was wondering when you would show up.

\Personally prefers "USA defeats FIFA 1-0." Also, "Team USA is a Ghana"


USA defeats England 1-1
USA ties Slovenia 3-2
and
USA defeats FIFA 1-0 should have all been a combined uber-headlined entry
 
2010-12-29 06:37:32 AM
Ratfinkism #1
Mediate #2
Kim Jong-Il #3
 
2010-12-29 07:20:27 AM
I'm honored just to be considered.

/rizzuto's coffin
 
2010-12-29 09:00:29 AM
I voted for the Tebow/Nazi one. Anything with Nazis has to win on Fark.
 
2010-12-29 09:25:15 AM
#1 - Don King
#2 - lapping Danica
#3 - NFL in London

ymmv
 
2010-12-29 10:39:17 AM
Inconsolible Mark is the best one ever...I laughed till I pooped
 
2010-12-29 11:00:09 AM
Whatever happened to "17-year-old toples Sharapova"?
 
2010-12-29 11:06:43 AM
Sebastrd: Whatever happened to "17-year-old toples Sharapova"?

thesynopsis.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-12-29 11:09:30 AM
Nevermind...
 
2010-12-29 11:35:39 AM
#1:
Golfer Melissa Reid bitten by snake between holes. Sounds like she should have tightened up her stance a little


#2:
Henrietta King, wife of boxing promoter Don King, deathalized, sensationalized, mortuarified and casketized at 87. Practitioners of ratfinkism and the greatest show on Earth mournify in stupendous and momentous occasion
 
2010-12-29 12:42:15 PM
ZAZ: drkdstryer

'taint hard to get if you ponder female anatomy.


(golfclap.jpg)
 
2010-12-29 01:20:29 PM
Stanfan114: Yeah if I wanted to read Sports headlines I'd visit the sports tab.

Nobody made you click on the link, idiot. Are you farking broken?

Tebow/Nazis FTW
 
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