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(AFP)   And your thought YOUR girlfriend was needy: Police say woman faked her own kidnapping to see if her husband loved her enough to pay the ransom   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 75
    More: Dumbass, ransoms, Spanish, Cortes Generales, child abduction, kidnappings, woman faked, girlfriend  
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2010-12-28 09:55:31 AM  
You know, this has the beginnings of what might make a good reality show. "What Would You Do For Your Spouse?" Each week, one couple comes on the show and something happens to one of them. The other one has to make tough decisions about what to do to get them back. It would be a little bit "Punk'd," a little bit "Candid Camera," a little bit "Cheaters," and a little bit "Survivor." And there could be "where are they now" reunion shows every few months, where you got to see who was still together, who'd split up, and who was in jail.

I've had reality show ideas before, but I think this one could be a winner.
 
2010-12-28 10:17:03 AM  
There is a lady in Las Vegas that is missing that some people think may be doing the same thing.
 
2010-12-28 10:56:44 AM  
cdn.fd.uproxx.com

I WILL NEVER PAY FOR THAT &%^$#!!!
 
2010-12-28 11:16:20 AM  
Does he love her enough to post bail?

/Not if he's smart.
 
2010-12-28 12:04:26 PM  
OMG DID SHE FALL IN LOVE WITH HER CAPTOR?

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2010-12-28 12:14:30 PM  
now THAT is psycho
 
2010-12-28 12:15:01 PM  
ongbok: There is a lady hooker in Las Vegas that is missing that some people think may be doing the same thing.

FTFY
 
2010-12-28 12:15:10 PM  
I'd kill anyone who kidnapped my wife.
 
2010-12-28 12:15:23 PM  
So who tied her up and took the picture?
 
2010-12-28 12:16:18 PM  
AverageAmericanGuy: I'd kill anyone who kidnapped my wife.

Harrison Ford?
 
2010-12-28 12:16:46 PM  
AverageAmericanGuy: I'd kill anyone who kidnapped my wife.

Well, of course. That way you don't have to pay them a share of her life insurance. Duh.
 
2010-12-28 12:17:01 PM  
My wife said I was cheating on her cause none of our babies looked like me. :-)
 
2010-12-28 12:17:18 PM  
The last part of the article was golden. That biatch be crazy.
 
2010-12-28 12:18:04 PM  
[howaboutno.jpg]

That's some grade A, prime crazy right there.
/Run, dude!
 
2010-12-28 12:18:08 PM  
FTFA:
"..pay ranson..."

closes window.

FFS editor.
 
2010-12-28 12:19:51 PM  
So when the husband later kills her his defense will be "maybe she killed herself to see if I would miss her..."
 
2010-12-28 12:20:32 PM  
Cletus C.: So who tied her up and took the picture?

Your mom?
 
2010-12-28 12:21:10 PM  
I'd pay for the kidnappers to KEEP my girlfriend.
 
2010-12-28 12:21:25 PM  
So I'm assuming he loved her enough to give her the money to hire the kidnappers, right?

/DNRTFA
 
2010-12-28 12:21:35 PM  
She kidnapped herself dude!

thumbnails.hulu.com
 
2010-12-28 12:22:38 PM  
Good thing he found this level of psycho before he married her, most are not that lucky.
 
2010-12-28 12:22:53 PM  
Pocket Ninja: You know, this has the beginnings of what might make a good reality show. "What Would You Do For Your Spouse?" Each week, one couple comes on the show and something happens to one of them. The other one has to make tough decisions about what to do to get them back. It would be a little bit "Punk'd," a little bit "Candid Camera," a little bit "Cheaters," and a little bit "Survivor." And there could be "where are they now" reunion shows every few months, where you got to see who was still together, who'd split up, and who was in jail.

I've had reality show ideas before, but I think this one could be a winner.


I've seen worse. Your show would be a hit until some network finally figures out how to bring us Climbing for Dollars and The Running Man.
 
2010-12-28 12:24:27 PM  
OK Mr. Kidnapper. Here's the money...and some extra for keeping her.
 
2010-12-28 12:28:15 PM  
This will turn out to be a test to see if he divorces that sack of crazy.
 
2010-12-28 12:28:35 PM  
She probably needed the attention that he should have been giving her.
 
2010-12-28 12:30:01 PM  
Pocket Ninja:
I've had reality show ideas before, but I think this one could be a winner.


I'm still waiting for MILF Island
 
2010-12-28 12:30:25 PM  
RedEmily: She probably needed the attention that he should have been giving her.

...sending him a photograph of herself with bound hands and feet


Yep, he was definitely missing out on the bondage games angle.
 
2010-12-28 12:31:48 PM  
RedEmily: She probably needed the attention that he should have been giving her.

Skillfully turning this situation to be the guy's fault. You're good. 9/10.
 
2010-12-28 12:32:30 PM  
That should give him a free pass to use all that ransom money he was going to use on her on something he wants.

/Like hookers and blow!
 
2010-12-28 12:34:55 PM  
ranson?
 
2010-12-28 12:35:19 PM  
did she blame a black man? (read the article) oh, it's in spain. did she blame an angolan or a gypsy?

/little madeleine mccann's ghost sobs gently
 
2010-12-28 12:35:46 PM  
Ya, I'd hope that the guy divorced her after finding out it was fake
 
2010-12-28 12:36:06 PM  
Only a woman would do this.
 
2010-12-28 12:36:36 PM  
Valor: RedEmily: She probably needed the attention that he should have been giving her.

Skillfully turning this situation to be the guy's fault. You're good. 9/10.


I'm not saying he totally at fault.
 
2010-12-28 12:36:56 PM  
RedEmily: She probably needed the attention that he should have been giving her.

With a woman that crazy there isn't any amount of attention that's enough for her. Crazy biatch is crazy.

Folks, regardless of what people say, sticking your dick in crazy is fine. Great even, crazy women tend to be in an entirely different league in the sack. Just make sure you, wrap it up, give fake names, addresses and phone numbers and get the hell out of dodge afterwards. Don't do like me and marry crazy just because the sex was great. You set yourself up for years of untangling bullshiat and fixing your relationships with friends and family when it's over.
 
2010-12-28 12:38:30 PM  
GratuityIncluded: Cletus C.: So who tied her up and took the picture?

Your mom?


That would explain why she was forced to wear that ugly Christmas sweater, half her face was cropped out, the cat in the background was the only thing in focus and when the man received the ransom demand the image could not be opened because it had been saved as grbr.gifer
 
2010-12-28 12:39:10 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2010-12-28 12:44:20 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

Was she kidnapped by K-Mart?
 
2010-12-28 12:45:54 PM  
RedEmily: Valor: RedEmily: She probably needed the attention that he should have been giving her.

Skillfully turning this situation to be the guy's fault. You're good. 9/10.

I'm not saying he totally at fault.


Accidentally the whole thing?
 
2010-12-28 12:47:09 PM  
RedEmily: I'm not saying he totally at fault.

This woman is nuts. The only way to give her enough attention is to be attached at the hip 24-7. Even then, it probably wouldn't be enough.
 
2010-12-28 12:48:02 PM  
sawut: Only a woman would do this.

Instant poll: how many husbands think their wives would pay to get them back? Before answering, check out just how much life insurance you have.
 
2010-12-28 12:49:21 PM  
I wonder if she was really just trying to get money from him. Either leaving after or keeping it for herself and staying with the guy.
 
2010-12-28 12:51:54 PM  
Dazrin: RedEmily: Valor: RedEmily: She probably needed the attention that he should have been giving her.

Skillfully turning this situation to be the guy's fault. You're good. 9/10.

I'm not saying he totally at fault.

Accidentally the whole thing?


don't understand your question.
 
2010-12-28 12:52:59 PM  
incrdbil: Instant poll: how many husbands think their wives would pay to get them back? Before answering, check out just how much life insurance you have.

She'd be paying the ransom out of my income.
 
2010-12-28 12:55:03 PM  
The last time we spoke you said my wife would be in the morgue if I didn't pay. Well, I didn't pay and just today I was at the morgue and she wasn't there. You lied to me!
 
2010-12-28 12:55:33 PM  
adm_crunch: Was she kidnapped by K-Mart?

Leaving satisfied.
 
2010-12-28 01:00:35 PM  
And youryou're thought YOURYORE girlfriend was needy

FTFY
 
2010-12-28 01:00:53 PM  
RedEmily: Dazrin: RedEmily: Valor: RedEmily: She probably needed the attention that he should have been giving her.

Skillfully turning this situation to be the guy's fault. You're good. 9/10.

I'm not saying he totally at fault.

Accidentally the whole thing?

don't understand your question.


*facepalm*

Accidentally the whole thing (new window)
 
2010-12-28 01:02:14 PM  
QueenOfHearts: RedEmily: Dazrin: RedEmily: Valor: RedEmily: She probably needed the attention that he should have been giving her.

Skillfully turning this situation to be the guy's fault. You're good. 9/10.

I'm not saying he totally at fault.

Accidentally the whole thing?

don't understand your question.

*facepalm*

Accidentally the whole thing (new window)


I'm impressed with your knowledge of internet memes.
 
2010-12-28 01:43:01 PM  
RedEmily: She probably needed the attention that he should have been giving her.

Some people discuss their problems with their significant other, some opt for counseling, some cheat, some divorce. These are the normal reponses. Faking your own kidnapping is not a normal response.
 
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