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(Some Guy)   Thief makes off with 153 bras. Police seek your support as they move to bust this boob   (chicago.cbslocal.com) divider line 51
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2010-12-28 07:53:17 AM
Wasn't this an episode of The Underwire?
 
2010-12-28 08:26:42 AM
supportyourlocalgunfighter.com

Impressed.

/RIP foxy funny man.
 
2010-12-28 08:30:53 AM
Keep me abreast of the situation.
 
2010-12-28 09:23:19 AM
When the culprit was found, the cop shouted:

A! B Cool. DDon't move (cop was nervous, I guess).

F you, said that culprit

EEk squealed a mouse.

G, what a dump criminal.

HHHHOLY SHHHHH*T
 
2010-12-28 10:29:15 AM
Donald_McRonald: Keep me abreast of the situation.

Nice.
 
2010-12-28 12:14:53 PM
What a coinkydink, Manwhore and Bra Fencer were the two two results in my What Color Is Your Parachute? Career Aptitude Test.
 
2010-12-28 12:58:18 PM
What a bra may look like:

i55.tinypic.com
 
2010-12-28 01:00:41 PM
Article with a hdlpful picture of a bra in case someone doesn't know what a bra looks like. Well, this is fark....
 
2010-12-28 01:00:50 PM
images.absoluteanime.com

Because somebody had to.
 
2010-12-28 01:01:30 PM
Police, in an effort to prevent additional incidents, have installed Cleavage Cams in certain pieces of apparrel. The images will only be used to investigate reports of theft.
 
2010-12-28 01:01:48 PM
The bras average $63 apiece? Are they made out of diamonds or something?
 
2010-12-28 01:02:22 PM
How do you catch a bra?

With a boobie trap!
 
2010-12-28 01:03:00 PM
I feel a boobie thread coming on...

/bookmark for later
 
2010-12-28 01:03:51 PM
I stole them.

Don't taze me bra!
 
2010-12-28 01:04:41 PM
First thing I thought of:
www.intriguing.com
 
2010-12-28 01:04:42 PM
randomjsa: Because somebody had to.

Beat me to it, good work.
 
2010-12-28 01:11:15 PM
Picture of the suspected thief:

img839.imageshack.us
 
2010-12-28 01:14:39 PM
AverageAmericanGuy: The bras average $63 apiece? Are they made out of diamonds or something?

No. Victoria's Secret has WalMart quality merchandise, that falls apart after a few washings.
MrS liked to get me gift certificates from there. Looks cool, but doesn't last.
 
2010-12-28 01:15:40 PM
Police are strapped for clues in the crime, and if you know anything, they could use your support as they move to find and bust the culprit.

i just love this line from the article.
 
2010-12-28 01:16:38 PM
AverageAmericanGuy: The bras average $63 apiece? Are they made out of diamonds or something?

www.nypost.com

On the case.
 
2010-12-28 01:20:42 PM
This looks like a good place for a BIE thread.

/ browncoat at gmail dot com
 
2010-12-28 01:24:52 PM
Keep an eye out for the boob's partner. They usually travel in pairs.
 
2010-12-28 01:25:13 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

There must be...57 tits up there!
 
2010-12-28 01:25:43 PM
Browncoat: This looks like a good place for a BIE thread.

/ browncoat at gmail dot com


Bras In Email? Do they even exist?
 
2010-12-28 01:27:52 PM
Valor: Browncoat: This looks like a good place for a BIE thread.

/ browncoat at gmail dot com

Bras In Email? Do they even exist?


EI(want to believe)P
 
2010-12-28 01:35:58 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com

You'd better recover them things and pronto, else we's gonna have some mighty big splosions.
 
2010-12-28 01:37:47 PM
EngineerBoy: There must be...57 tits up there!

Wow! That takes me back.
I still have all the original vinyl of those classic comedy albums.
 
2010-12-28 01:47:55 PM
Shakespeare's Monkey: You'd better recover them things and pronto, else we's gonna have some mighty big splosions.

The one on the right must have titanium rods in her back to hold those things up. Must be some money in the fetish crowds.

I have titanium hips to hold up my..uhm well.. my you know what.
 
2010-12-28 01:50:34 PM
After swaying back and forth for a while I've concluded that I cannot support what this thief did.
 
2010-12-28 01:50:39 PM
bravesfan44: Shakespeare's Monkey: You'd better recover them things and pronto, else we's gonna have some mighty big splosions.

The one on the right must have titanium rods in her back to hold those things up. Must be some money in the fetish crowds.

I have titanium hips to hold up my..uhm well.. my you know what.


Stomach?
 
2010-12-28 01:58:19 PM
OK, people.
Let's get the bra thread right this time.
 
2010-12-28 01:58:25 PM
cdn.fd.uproxx.com
 
2010-12-28 01:59:35 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2010-12-28 02:00:11 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2010-12-28 02:00:47 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2010-12-28 02:01:22 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2010-12-28 02:02:32 PM
i216.photobucket.com

/A bustier, not a bra
//I have a feeling you'll let it slide
 
2010-12-28 02:03:17 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2010-12-28 02:03:52 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2010-12-28 02:04:27 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2010-12-28 03:09:56 PM
DjangoStonereaver: Impressed.

/RIP foxy funny man.


Came for this... (or Files from Police Squad).

/Sorry to bother you Mrs Twice
//We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then.
 
2010-12-28 03:29:21 PM
AbbeySomeone: bravesfan44: Shakespeare's Monkey: You'd better recover them things and pronto, else we's gonna have some mighty big splosions.

The one on the right must have titanium rods in her back to hold those things up. Must be some money in the fetish crowds.

I have titanium hips to hold up my..uhm well.. my you know what.

Stomach?


Ha! I knew that was coming. No seriously, its not that big.
 
2010-12-28 04:49:39 PM
The police are planning to catch the perp with a...



Wait for it...



Booby Trap!


/runs
 
2010-12-28 05:30:38 PM
Too late, he's fenced them!

farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2010-12-28 05:40:20 PM
Is this a bookmark?
 
2010-12-28 06:25:52 PM
Dear Mr. Banned on the Run,

Thank you. You have filled my happy for the day.
 
2010-12-28 07:04:55 PM
Hey, those things are expensive as fark. I can see the appeal of shoplifting them.
 
2010-12-28 07:08:24 PM
AbbeySomeone: AverageAmericanGuy: The bras average $63 apiece? Are they made out of diamonds or something?

No. Victoria's Secret has WalMart quality merchandise, that falls apart after a few washings.
MrS liked to get me gift certificates from there. Looks cool, but doesn't last.


Do you put them in the washing machine?
Mine seem to last ok.
 
2010-12-28 11:39:22 PM
Banned on the Run, who is that in red?
 
2010-12-29 12:46:18 AM
Diner Sushi: Banned on the Run, who is that in red?

When inquiring minds want to know... http://www.tineye.com/
 
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