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(Some Guy)   Blind man on being reunited with his guide dog: "I was very afraid that I'd never see him again"   (baynews9.com) divider line 45
    More: Cool, blind man, guide dogs, Bradenton, service dog, Bay News 9, Forensic meteorology, Paul Styczko  
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2010-12-27 11:52:42 PM  
good he got his dog back
 
2010-12-28 12:22:12 AM  
At least they're telling him it's his dog.
 
2010-12-28 12:56:09 AM  
WelldeadLink: At least they're telling him it's his dog.

Yeah, unless the dog barks really loudly he'll never notice the difference.

It's just like when Anne Frank's dog died.
 
2010-12-28 01:00:05 AM  
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2010-12-28 02:49:44 AM  
He took a day off work to find the owner, and then did not accept the reward?
 
2010-12-28 02:59:29 AM  
It's getting dusty in here, blah, blah, yargh, faux and pseudo-sentimentalism bullshiat meme, yadda yadda.... There's a dead childs toenail in my eye, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

/the worst meme EVAR! We must kill it.
 
2010-12-28 03:03:23 AM  
"GOOD NEWS, WE FOUND YOUR DOG!"
 
2010-12-28 03:08:25 AM  
fta "He evidently got bored and decided to go for a walk," said Styczko.

Ok. We'll go with that.

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2010-12-28 03:08:32 AM  
"I was very afraid that I'd never see him agin."

Haha! Blind people are hillarious!
 
2010-12-28 03:09:16 AM  
Notabunny: Ok. We'll go with that.

You SOB : )
 
2010-12-28 03:09:19 AM  
Subby must be blind.

Where Florida Tag?
 
2010-12-28 03:09:26 AM  
why didn't subby submit this in all caps?
 
2010-12-28 03:09:43 AM  
Blind man on being reunited with his guide dog: "I was very afraid that I'd never see him again."

OMG! A TALKING DOG!
 
2010-12-28 03:13:21 AM  
wiredtolain: why didn't subby submit this in all caps?

He's setting a good example by only trying to make one joke at a time, thus keeping the headline readable by TFers.
 
2010-12-28 03:15:17 AM  
A joke that Larry King told in an interview the other day:

Two guys are walking their dogs down the street. One guy has a German shepherd, the other guy has a Chihuahua .

They eventually come to a restaurant. The first guy says, "I'm hungry, I'm going to go in and have a bite." The second guy says, "You can't, you have a dog with you!" The first guy says, "Sure I can, watch this." He puts on dark sunglasses and walks in and asks for a table. The maitre'd says, "Sir, you can't come in here with that dog!" The man says, "But I'm blind!" The maitre'd quickly apologizes and gets him a table.

So the guy with the Chihuahua says "I'll try that!", puts on dark sunglasses and goes in. The maitre'd says, "Sir, you can't come in here with that dog!" The second guy says, "but I'm blind!" The maitre'd says, "Sir, that's a Chihuahua." The guy says,

"WHAT? THEY GAVE ME A CHIHUAHUA?!"

/CSB
/not really
 
2010-12-28 03:15:29 AM  
"Styczko searched everywhere for his black lab, but had no luck."
From the files of N.S.Sherlock
 
2010-12-28 03:17:59 AM  
i said...

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2010-12-28 03:18:32 AM  
JonnyBGoode: A joke that Larry King told in an interview the other day:

That wasn't a joke.
 
2010-12-28 03:19:20 AM  
jingks: "GOOD NEWS, WE FOUND YOUR DOG!"

That's funny as hell.

Ablejack: Blind man on being reunited with his guide dog: "I was very afraid that I'd never see him again."

OMG! A TALKING DOG!


Ha!
 
2010-12-28 03:21:18 AM  
Notabunny: fta "He evidently got bored and decided to go for a walk," said Styczko.

Ok. We'll go with that.


Dammit, I meant to comment on this; jingks isn't funny.

/sleepy
 
2010-12-28 03:22:23 AM  
Styczko

And while he wasn't looking someone stole all his vowels, poor guy
 
2010-12-28 03:24:32 AM  
Barakku: Styczko

And while he wasn't looking someone stole all his vowels, poor guy


He was disemvoweled?
 
2010-12-28 03:27:58 AM  
AbbeySomeone: Dammit, I meant to comment on this; jingks isn't funny.

You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
 
2010-12-28 03:28:21 AM  
jingks: "GOOD NEWS, WE FOUND YOUR DOG!"

I GET IT FUTURAMA RIGHT LWALW
 
2010-12-28 03:31:10 AM  
jingks: AbbeySomeone: Dammit, I meant to comment on this; jingks isn't funny.

You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.


Those aren't pillows!
 
2010-12-28 03:32:15 AM  
cyclebiff: I GET IT FUTURAMA RIGHT LWALW

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2010-12-28 03:42:31 AM  
jingks: cyclebiff: I GET IT FUTURAMA RIGHT LWALW

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DAMMIT, CHLOE, LOSE SOME WEIGHT!
 
2010-12-28 03:50:46 AM  
www.baynews9.com

Dog: "Muthafarker! Next time I'll wait until its dark before escaping."
 
2010-12-28 04:07:35 AM  
Yep, no matter how much training they receive a Lab is still a Lab. Loyal to the bitter end but once they get hungry or bored a Lab will leave you stone cold high and dry from time to time. Still wouldn't have any other breed of pup if given the choice. Glad the guy got his eyeDog back though.
 
2010-12-28 04:14:33 AM  
This blind guy goes to school with me and has a seeing eye dog. One time I was on my way to class and he was on the stairs and the dog took a shiat right in the stairwell. That's my seeing eye dog story.
 
2010-12-28 04:15:06 AM  
forensic meteorology?
 
2010-12-28 04:27:51 AM  
T-Luv: This blind guy goes to school with me and has a seeing eye dog. One time I was on my way to class and he was on the stairs and the dog took a shiat right in the stairwell. That's my seeing eye dog story.

Be glad he didn't have a seeing-eye chimpanzee.
 
2010-12-28 04:33:23 AM  
fusillade762:

It's just like when Anne Frank's dog died.



You do know that Anne Frank's dog committed suicide, right? After all, you would too if your name was WHHAAABLAAHFLAAARRRR
 
2010-12-28 04:36:07 AM  
JPINFV: fusillade762:

It's just like when Anne Frank's dog died.


You do know that Anne Frank's dog committed suicide, right? After all, you would too if your name was WHHAAABLAAHFLAAARRRR


That was Helen Keller's dog.
 
2010-12-28 04:47:58 AM  
Indolent: JPINFV: fusillade762:

It's just like when Anne Frank's dog died.


You do know that Anne Frank's dog committed suicide, right? After all, you would too if your name was WHHAAABLAAHFLAAARRRR

That was Helen Keller's dog.


Since, despite the Total Fark tag, you're new here, let me get you up to date with the Ann Frank/Helen Keller threads. This clip from Clerks 2 should explain the meme.

Link (New Window) (NSFW language)
 
2010-12-28 04:49:45 AM  
retriever: Yep, no matter how much training they receive a Lab is still a Lab. Loyal to the bitter end but once they get hungry or bored a Lab will leave you stone cold high and dry from time to time. Still wouldn't have any other breed of pup if given the choice. Glad the guy got his eyeDog back though.

BZZZNT!!!!! WRONG ANSWER. My mom had a seeing eye dog. Yellow Lab. Dog never strayed at all and was always by her even when not in harness. This dog obviously lacked training. Guide Dogs For The Blind Inc in San Rafael, California is a top notch school. This dog did NOT come from there. That I can guarantee you.
 
2010-12-28 05:10:28 AM  
dobro: "Styczko searched everywhere for his black lab, but had no luck."
From the files of N.S.Sherlock


Are you saying blind people are no good at finding things?

Tsk, tsk! ;)
 
2010-12-28 05:22:09 AM  
phrawgh: It's getting dusty in here, blah, blah, yargh, faux and pseudo-sentimentalism bullshiat meme, yadda yadda.... There's a dead childs toenail in my eye, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

/the worst meme EVAR! We must kill it.


Can we kill the Anne Frank one too?


wiredtolain: why didn't subby submit this in all caps?

And this one?


Unique23b: "I was very afraid that I'd never see him agin."

Haha! Blind people are hillarious!


That was humorous.



Anyway, I have to ask. How do you accidentally lock your service dog outside your home?
 
2010-12-28 05:25:59 AM  
The Blind Fury: phrawgh: It's getting dusty in here, blah, blah, yargh, faux and pseudo-sentimentalism bullshiat meme, yadda yadda.... There's a dead childs toenail in my eye, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

/the worst meme EVAR! We must kill it.

Can we kill the Anne Frank one too?


wiredtolain: why didn't subby submit this in all caps?

And this one?


Unique23b: "I was very afraid that I'd never see him agin."

Haha! Blind people are hillarious!

That was humorous.



Anyway, I have to ask. How do you accidentally lock your service dog outside your home?


He was blind drunk?
 
2010-12-28 06:50:16 AM  
cache.gawkerassets.com

"That was a good read..."

 
2010-12-28 07:05:11 AM  
JPINFV: Indolent: JPINFV: fusillade762:

It's just like when Anne Frank's dog died.


You do know that Anne Frank's dog committed suicide, right? After all, you would too if your name was WHHAAABLAAHFLAAARRRR

That was Helen Keller's dog.

Since, despite the Total Fark tag, you're new here, let me get you up to date with the Ann Frank/Helen Keller threads. This clip from Clerks 2 should explain the meme.

Link (New Window) (NSFW language)


There is no conclusive evidence to prove that Helen Keller had a dog that she drove to take his own life.
 
2010-12-28 09:23:33 AM  
www.premiere.com

/Harry, I took care of it.
 
2010-12-28 10:53:57 AM  
JPINFV: Indolent: JPINFV: fusillade762:

It's just like when Anne Frank's dog died.


You do know that Anne Frank's dog committed suicide, right? After all, you would too if your name was WHHAAABLAAHFLAAARRRR

That was Helen Keller's dog.

Since, despite the Total Fark tag, you're new here, let me get you up to date with the Ann Frank/Helen Keller threads. This clip from Clerks 2 should explain the meme.

Link (New Window) (NSFW language)


~I was thinking I've been hanging around here too LONG
/so ashamed
 
2010-12-28 01:00:17 PM  
Pssst. Within my words there was a tiny sliver of jest but in the 25 years I've been raising and training Labs and other retriever breeds everyone of them has had a degree of wanderlust. Some more extreme than others (an overnight walkabout to a town five miles away vs. running off in the field with one of those corrupting Cheapeake Bay retrievers) but even though the sun rises and sets in me when it comes to my Labs they still like to go exploring from time to time.

My latest addition, a two year old black Lab, waits at the window watching for my truck. Does this for almost the entire time I'm gone to my job according to my dogsitting mother. Still that boy will duck out the gate for a quick romp through the neighborhood. Labs are hyper-social and crave new experiences but are so easily trained it's spooky. Still I've never been able to fully train out their curiosity nor do I think I want to in some ways.

I like seeing a guide/helper dog going off the chain from time to time but only when it's appropriate. They need the break from a job that is surely stressful. In this particular instance it seems that the humans really fouled it up. Who leaves their guide dog out and forgets it? I don't blame the dog for taking a little walk for himself. He reveled in his moment of being allowed to act just like a regular dog.
 
2010-12-29 01:37:03 AM  
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he.
 
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