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(Local6)   Man shoots own truck to avoid having it towed   ( divider line
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9887 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Jul 2003 at 7:29 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-07-11 09:04:36 AM  
Mr vimes

You'd have to have a word with my Dutchie first, though he is 1:96, so maybe you have an edge height wise

(ok, at 2;05, that would look even more I am a mere 1:59...people do stare as it is)
2003-07-11 09:07:42 AM  
On reflection..i have no idea what 1:59 5'4"

thats better.
2003-07-11 09:09:50 AM  
Mr_Vimes I hate you.

/I need a comeback...

2003-07-11 09:10:53 AM  
LaughingGremlin Just typical! Most women would be happy with 18 inches ;-)

2003-07-11 09:13:12 AM  
IForgotMyPassword I need a comeback...

If we are speaking of comebacks, then there's always the Battlestar Galactica thread ;-)
2003-07-11 09:13:43 AM  
2003-07-11 09:14:49 AM  

Where is that?

2003-07-11 09:16:35 AM  
why are all you guys describing yourselves with times? 1:96, 1:59? "hey, what time are you?"
/american deprivation of the metric system
2003-07-11 09:16:50 AM  

Returning to your earlier point ... preferably a lot taller than me.

Of course, at 5'4"/1.59, it would be quite difficult to find a bloke smaller than you ;-) Especially in Holland.
2003-07-11 09:17:33 AM  
mr vimes
I have 13 inches at the moment, and its most satisfactory.

So, you must likey the dutch girlies then, what with being so tall and all..or the swedish. i had a swedish female friend who lived with us in college for a while. she could drink like nothing I have ever seen, even serious irish drinking guys were under the table...and she had to duck down to fit in the house (she was 6'1 or something) all the irish lads were terrified of her..he he. I thought guys would love a 'dominant' woman, but there you go. Mind you, she could probably break 'em in half.....
2003-07-11 09:20:40 AM  
Of course, at 5'4"/1.59, it would be quite difficult to find a bloke smaller than you ;-) Especially in Holland

well..some 7 yr olds boys here are shorter than me......cheers.

No wonder I get called the Leprachaun by his sister...bleagh. I can out drink them all though, so arses to that!
2003-07-11 09:21:28 AM  
where is it
2003-07-11 09:30:03 AM  
mr vimes I have 13 inches at the moment, and its most satisfactory.

;-) The dutch girlies were fine, though I could never stop laughing at their fashion for trousers. The tight fit was/is nice, but the length is just so ludicrous, especially for the real tall girls. My ex used to really take me to task about that.

The Swedes are excellent, though way way way more reserved in general than the Dutch - real cold. They only seem to warm up if they actually go and work abroad for a bit and see life outside Sweden. I think it's the weather here - being dark fo so long. It makes them more insular than usual. However I see that it's a lot easier to find a one-night stand partner here than elsewhere - more to do with the liberal attitide to sex than anything else - but it's a lot harder to actually get to know a Swedish girl than elsewhere.

/social observations ove
2003-07-11 09:32:39 AM  

well..some 7 yr olds boys here are shorter than me......cheers.

And there, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I rest my case against the accused ;-)
2003-07-11 09:42:33 AM  

People for the
Treatment of
Aautomobiles nowhere to be found.
2003-07-11 09:43:29 AM  
Damn! Why don't text formatting tags work for words less than three letters?

Anyone? That's been driving me nuts.
2003-07-11 09:43:55 AM  
Well, they are..less than 159 cm..usually..and, well..

i have to go home now, to feed the poor sick puppy at home. One side effect of being real tall is back ache...and back problems...more back=more ache. His back ache is in no way related to me..and I deny all charges against me. How could such a ikkle thng as me cause damage? ;)

I hate to say, but the dutch trousers that are meant to be 3/4 the only ones that fit me without being half a foot too long....and yeah, they look ridiculous on tall girls, i always wear stuff from home, only thing that fits...

2003-07-11 11:00:28 AM  
He gave it the same respect you would give a horse.
/good job.
2003-07-11 12:59:06 PM  
Dumbass should've just dived in the front seat and sat out the repo man. Can't tow a vehicle with passengers in it...
2003-07-11 03:13:10 PM  
It wasn't really his truck. Was it?
2003-07-11 04:25:21 PM  
(bang) Oh, (bang) what a (bang) feeling!(bang)
Toy-(bang)ota(bang bang bang)
had to be said
2003-07-11 04:57:45 PM  
Street lights don't open car doors.
2003-07-11 05:02:14 PM  
IForgotMyPassword- ummm it's like this... "good looks is sexy" is improper grammar. But said by a hot blonde is even sexier because it implies she may be less intelligent. Some people find that sort of thing sexy for various reasons, as in dumb blondes are gullible, etc. Here come the flames... :-)
2003-07-11 06:07:07 PM  
flambore: I was thinking that. Then I clicked this comments link, and it struck me that there are probably only 11 people connected to the internet who are able to form a completely correct English sentence.

... I've been correcting crappy English translations all day. Bleh.

2003-07-11 10:20:23 PM  
Is this Richard Pryor again??? Is it??? :D

/One of the ALL-TIME great comedy routines!
2003-07-12 01:24:55 AM  
If he shot at his truck and damaged it so it wont run hell have to get it towed anyway. what a dumbass
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