Hammer? Wasps? Gah!

Penis Man to the rescue!

Day 30- still nothing.
Do men really STUDY how it looks every day?

I read the article. I am still waiting for hilarity to ensue. Wake me up when that happens.

What a pedophile! He listens to R. Kelly when he has sex.

/Bang your girl while you think of children

from the article (which is pretty funny overall, in a lame sort of way)

I recall seeing this T-shirt sometime in the early '80s. The shirt had an image of a rising sun beneath which was written, "I'm so horny even the crack of dawn looks good to me."

what a way to start the day!

No there isn't," he said, adding, "It's amazing what you can sell a man as regards this issue."

And sell they do-- The N ew York Times estimates the industry reaps $100 million per year on such pills.


Who is ready to start a new (old) business with me?
$100 mil a year on sugar pills! Yeah Hah!

Hilarity did ensue: this gent can write. I liked the bit So, gentlemen, if increased length, Lincoln Tunnel-filling girth is your goal, stay with the tried and true methods to make things swell. Hit the old Johnson with a hammer or permit a swarm of wasps to sting away.

I get both Penis AND Breast Enlargement ads. So, spammers think I am _________ .

All this hilarity makes me feel better about my own Ticonderoga-class weenerage.

That's the kind of guy I like. A real sense of humor AND an above-average penis.

Hilarity, no. A mildly amusing read, maybe.

i encourage mine to grow longer by vigorously tugging on it several times a day. in fact i think it's time for another treatment.

I just get spam for hot young teens, and how to get out of debt.

Why does almost all of my spam come as:

Wwxould youu like make bigxsafdflsgsa

???

I can't believe I almost read that entire boring article.

Ahhh, sweet employment.

his wife's article at the bottom is even better!
/not

i get a lot of spam about home mortgages. somehow they know my deepest, filthiest desires...

CarbonScoring:
I never get regular spam anymore. It's always written like that. My filters don't catch it. :-(

And I certainly don't need a bigger penis or to watch hot young teens have sex with animals (got that one this morning. Before my coffee. Not fun).

CarbonScoring - it's just people taping at the keyboard, typing in 'random' letters that happen to be next to each other. this is to stop you filtering them.

"...Labiaplasty and vaginoplasty (or, in laywoman's terms, shortening the dust ruffle) baffle me. Both involve reducing the flaps of skin that form the lips of a woman's genitalia for aesthetic reasons..."

Um, OWWWW!!

USE IT OR LOSE IT

I don't think that guy deserves the tag. His article was obviously written for fun.

IFORGOTMYPASSWORD-

Your dry, understated humor actually made me laugh this morning. Stating the obvious can be hysterical.

Oh for the love of... this is going to be mighty pedantic of me, but I can't believe how many people believe Viagra has something to do with penis enlargement. (What particularly annoys me is that fad among rave-going homosexuals of taking Viagra and Ecstasy together.)

Viagra does not increase sensation. Viagra does not increase size. Viagra simply allows you to have an erection, which most club-going homosexuals can already do! Besides, taking that cocktail (pun intended) can be extremely deleterious to your health. Ugh. But when have members of the young chic gay world been health-conscious? (Read a book about the spread of HIV in San Fran before you flame me.)

Years ago, I went on summer vacation with my college roommate's family to a rented house in the Hamptons. This was a family--parents and five kids--who never moved out of their two-bedroom, one-bath New York City apartment. Her parent's bed was a pull-out couch in the living room. When Marianne and I arrived at the four-bedroom summer house days after the family settled in, I noticed all their luggage, everything, was scrunched into one corner. Baffled by the excessive space, they had no idea what to do with the extra footage.

I think I almost have an inkling of understanding of why that paragraph is in there. But if the author had an editor (doubtful), it surely had to be explained multiple times, and the author is the extremely annoying type that the editor just humors because a horrific transition is better than spending one more moment arguing about it.

I tried every one of the offers I was e-mailed, and now I can't fit in the same room with my penis.

Lately, I've been getting spam from someone looking for a warp drive generator or something. I figure someone is just testing their mailing lists.

But when have members of the young chic gay world been health-conscious?

I'm telling you, I needed those amyls for my heart condition.

Anyone else notice the penis-enlargement spam is starting to get uncomfortably violent in the subject line? It's gone from "Grow a monster" or "Please her more" to "Break walls!" or "Rip her apart!" with your newly enlarged tool. Weird.

The Arabic Jelq Method is the only way to get a larger penis.

BillDarryl

I noticed that too, I started to get more and more of the penis largement spam in my hotmail junkmail folder. And it does not matter what i put in my filters.

"the Orwellian snatch"



that's all

Why is this a "Dumbass" tag. It's hilarious! The only dumbass is the farker who tagged it such.

"Remember, it's not the size of the wand, boys. It's the magician behind it"

riiight.

multiple discrete satisfaction events

Is this the writer for the Aracata police report?

More lecturing from Krizalid! :)

I believe it's in MS's best interests to allow a certain amount of spam to trickle into non-subscribing Hotmail accounts; that way they can sell their "spam-killing" MSN 8 service and other garbage. I hate the fact that I can't block Hotmail member services.

Not that it matters to me too much. I went to near-exclusive use of my POP3 address for trusted recipients a while back, and haven't missed Hotmail at all. Their web-based interface gets uglier with each revision.

Krizalid: I would flame you but I feel oddly apathetic today. A question though: How have you come to the conclusion that irresponsibly mixing drugs at raves is a gay thing and not just a stupid raver thing?

Oh, that thing between my legs is a PENIS...now I understand.

I received a penis enlargement spam the other day saying "Satisfy your Woman, Pin Dick!". I think they've been watching me.