Bucky Katt: who is car....

I have no idea, I'm wondering who is phone myself.

Also, submitter's grammar -- ignoring "who's" -- suggests the woman was missing and is now found. Proper construction of the sentence would have been "Paralyzed woman's specially-modified car, which was stolen just days before Christmas, has been found and returned on Christmas Eve."

One of my best friends dog died yesterday.

CNN says no.

I see that the grammar atrocities in the headline have been covered nicely already.

Now what can I biatch about?

WelldeadLink: It's good that the woman is's found and returned.

Yeah, I'm glad they returned her too and I hope they can find the car.

Son's disappoint.

DundieAwardWinner: I see that the grammar atrocities in the headline have been covered nicely already.

Now what can I biatch about?

TFA?

/DNRTFA

How do she drive car?

great news!

fusillade762: One of my best friends dog died yesterday.



RIP Dog

who's = who is
whose = belonging to

The real question is, where did she go, and why was it so hard to find her? It's not like she could have gotten far.

I'm so glad the woman was returned. What about the car?

You Fark grammar nazi's are full of it today. And by it, I mean WIN.

/I'm running low on commas too. Anyone feeling charitable?
// here's a few ampersands in exchange &&&&&

WhyteRaven74: Bucky Katt: who is car....

I have no idea, I'm wondering who is phone myself.

a thousand times yes. who is phone, i will never know.

I guess there problem is that they're over-generalizing grammatical rules over their in subbyland. Your generally supposed to use an apostrophe-s when indicating possession. You're mistake is that the apostrophe-s is not correct with this particular case. Its a common mistake -- this mistake rears it's head often.

From my parsing of the headline, the woman IS a specially modified car, and she was stolen.

I'm glad the Nazis have corrected dumbmitters headline errors and wanted to call repeat on this but it wasn't someone just posted the follow up on the original thread so i'll just call it old news is old


/all out of .'s so i'll just let it be a run-on

BetterMetalSnake: /I'm running low on commas too. Anyone feeling charitable?
// here's a few ampersands in exchange &&&&&

//don't have commas but i do have semi-colons
/// ;;;;; just take the period off the top

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Came in to ream subby's terribly inept command of the language, see that it's already been covered. Good jorb, farkers.

Thirty comments
Not one about the actual article
Doubt anyone read it,

which witch is which???

harryhardhat: Thirty comments
Not one about the actual article
Doubt anyone read it,

It's a sacred tradition around these parts.

Also, that haiku sucked.

I_Hate_Iowa: Also, submitter's grammar -- ignoring "who's" -- suggests the woman was missing and is now found. Proper construction of the sentence would have been "Paralyzed woman's specially-modified car, which was stolen just days before Christmas, has been found and returned on Christmas Eve."

Good effort, but proper construction would not have included a hyphen in "specially modified." Also, the end of your sentence should read "... has been found and was returned on Christmas Eve."

Did they recover the delicious marshmallow treats?

I_Hate_Iowa: Also, submitter's grammar -- ignoring "who's" -- suggests the woman was missing and is now found. Proper construction of the sentence would have been "Paralyzed woman's specially-modified car, which was stolen just days before Christmas, has been was found and returned on Christmas Eve."

FTFY

I'm glad they found her safe!

(dogpile I guess)

Snall: I'm glad they found her safe!

(dogpile I guess)

They stole her safe too?!? Bastards...

Bullroarer_Took: Snall: I'm glad they found her safe!

(dogpile I guess)

They stole her safe too?!? Bastards...

The sad thing is I didnt even do it purposefully - just no sleep.

MadAzza: I_Hate_Iowa: Also, submitter's grammar -- ignoring "who's" -- suggests the woman was missing and is now found. Proper construction of the sentence would have been "Paralyzed woman's specially-modified car, which was stolen just days before Christmas, has been found and returned on Christmas Eve."

Good effort, but proper construction would not have included a hyphen in "specially modified." Also, the end of your sentence should read "... has been found and was returned on Christmas Eve."

I should've read all of the comments before posting... Cheers!

Some people understand syntax and the logical expression of ideas. Other people write the code on which our critical systems rely. That's why we have a division of labor.

Bullroarer_Took:

I should've read all of the comments before posting... Cheers!

But you're right - "was found and returned on Christmas Eve" would be correct. I didn't RTFA before posting. :-)

Nakito: Some people understand syntax and the logical expression of ideas. Other people write the code on which our critical systems rely. That's why we have a division of labor.

Do you work for child protective services? You sound like you do.

so the old lady stole the car? i thought she was paralyzed?

Thrash Attack: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

That were is better then awesome. good Great working. Job.

so it was a kidnapping?