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(Daily Mail)   Man swallows a tropical fish to impress his friends. Avoid the green ones. They're not ripe yet   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 96
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2010-12-25 03:14:49 AM
thread over in headline.
 
2010-12-25 03:48:34 AM
queenalice: thread over in headline.

No it wasn't. It didn't have a "wuh" for "Wendy".
 
2010-12-25 06:01:00 AM
Don't call me stupid.
 
2010-12-25 07:14:41 AM
Spad31: Don't call me stupid.

The central message of Buddhism is not "every man for himself".
 
2010-12-25 09:38:26 AM
Revenge for Wanda!
 
2010-12-25 10:33:07 AM
Ha ha! It's K-K-K-K-Ken! Coming to k-k-k-kill me!
 
2010-12-25 10:37:00 AM
This went/is going to trial. *facepalm*
 
2010-12-25 10:41:09 AM
the joke is too easy and obvious to have not been thought of before... probably the biggest comedy no-no is knowingly stealing a bit. all of those involved have too much integrity to do such a thing for such a cheap laugh.

speaking of cheap laughs, i wrote this joke last night:

Q: what did bullwinkle say after rocky asked him if he surfed the web?
A: 'no, i want to remain a non e-moose.'

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GOLD

im sorry. ive been sober for 25 days. this is the kind of horrendous shiat that happens to a person without cigarettes or booze.
 
2010-12-25 10:41:33 AM
When I was 12 I caught baby catfish and feed them live to my 7 year old cousin
/Farked up indeed
 
2010-12-25 10:44:27 AM
Heard from the paddy wagon, "So long, and thanks for all the fish."
 
2010-12-25 10:44:31 AM
"The 30-year-old, who denies causing unnecessary suffering to the fish, faces a magistrates' court trial next year"

Why? How is it any more "cruel" than people who buy "feeder" goldfish and feed them to larger pet fish?
 
2010-12-25 10:45:10 AM
craigzy: the joke is too easy and obvious to have not been thought of before... probably the biggest comedy no-no is knowingly stealing a bit. all of those involved have too much integrity to do such a thing for such a cheap laugh.

speaking of cheap laughs, i wrote this joke last night:

Q: what did bullwinkle say after rocky asked him if he surfed the web?
A: 'no, i want to remain a non e-moose.'

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GOLD

im sorry. ive been sober for 25 days. this is the kind of horrendous shiat that happens to a person without cigarettes or booze.


supposed to be in conan thread
 
2010-12-25 10:47:43 AM
FTA: Experts will now be consulted to examine how much suffering a fish would have endured if it was swallowed.

So, "Asinine" tag was unavailable?
 
2010-12-25 10:48:47 AM
Subby you magnificent buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh bastard.
 
2010-12-25 10:49:34 AM
the sort of fish sold regularly as live fodder for piranhas? puh... no other animal cruelty going on over there to tie up court resources? nah...

/guy does look a wee bit like steve-o, no?
 
2010-12-25 10:50:55 AM
It's okay to eat fish, cause they don't have any feelings
 
2010-12-25 10:51:49 AM
What about countries that eat -live- seafood as a matter of everyday eating? Should we get the U.N. or perhaps NATO involved to liberate the tasty squirmy meals.
 
2010-12-25 10:53:57 AM
Is it still OK to boil lobsters alive ?
Good,carry on then .
Nanny state extends it's blanket to cover fish .
 
2010-12-25 11:00:47 AM
Fish are very nearly the stupidest animals alive. They're about one notch above plankton on the intelligence scale, so I'm pretty sure it didn't suffer.
 
2010-12-25 11:02:17 AM
I heard you should save the green ones until the end, because they are bitter.

/is Star of the Guardians obscure?
//having asked that, does it guarantee that it won't be?
 
2010-12-25 11:07:15 AM
Is this a repost from 1938?
 
2010-12-25 11:08:50 AM
The RSPCA serves whine with fish dinners?
 
2010-12-25 11:09:18 AM
Headline approved by Harvey Manfredjensenden
 
2010-12-25 11:10:20 AM
icanhazstapler: Fish are very nearly the stupidest animals alive. They're about one notch above plankton on the intelligence scale, so I'm pretty sure it didn't suffer.

Much like chickens and domestic turkeys: if they were any dumber, they'd be vegetables.
 
2010-12-25 11:12:02 AM
So if he hadfed the guppy to his Oscar that would have been fine?
 
2010-12-25 11:13:14 AM
If that's what it takes to impress your friends, you and your friends are pretty stupid.
 
2010-12-25 11:15:01 AM
luckybastard: It's okay to eat fish, cause they don't have any feelings

Please. Think of those poor little SEA KITTENS! (new window)

Ya, riiiiight....
 
2010-12-25 11:17:39 AM
Did this occur in Ca-CAH Ca-CAH Ca-Ca-Cathcart Towers?
 
2010-12-25 11:19:52 AM
Here's the thing, Given: yeah, this guy is a douche for eating a live fish. Point: This is how 99.999% of all fish die naturally anyway. Damn near every farking fish in the sea has a life that consists of swimming around swallowing other fish whole and eventually being swallowed whole itself. Poseidon definitely has some sort of raw fish snowball kink. The second most likely option, is the fish gets too large to swallow easily. So it lives a while as the alpha, until it gets infected or injured and the little fish, get this, eat it alive. Only in little chunks instead of a single suction-powered gulp.

tl;dr The ocean will eat you
 
2010-12-25 11:24:06 AM
How retarded does a country have to become to drag someone to court for eating a FISH?

/guy shoulda asked for a sharia trial
 
2010-12-25 11:26:00 AM
What is this? "Hump a Limey" week?
 
2010-12-25 11:27:00 AM
Happy 25 December, Subby
 
2010-12-25 11:28:06 AM
Maybe he should apologize?

/I used to box for Oxford.
 
2010-12-25 11:28:08 AM
I feed live mice to my snake. My snake is eating food. The snake kills quickly and efficently to avoid injury to himself. He rarely makes a mistake with his kill. I have no doubt the mice do suffer. This guy does not need to eat live animals as part of his survival. He hurt a creature that feels pain just to be a smartass. My snake looks better than the human. Also, this guy is 30 years of age still acting like a young adolescent boy. What does that say about him in general?(fyi: i only eat meat from whole foods because they at least try to reduce the suffering of animals)
 
2010-12-25 11:29:39 AM
luckybastard: It's okay to eat fish, cause they don't have any feelings

Yes they do. They have a fully developed nervous system.
 
2010-12-25 11:30:08 AM
popculturenerd.com

Hot like steamed fish
 
2010-12-25 11:30:15 AM
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: "The 30-year-old, who denies causing unnecessary suffering to the fish, faces a magistrates' court trial next year"

Why? How is it any more "cruel" than people who buy "feeder" goldfish and feed them to larger pet fish?


Don't worry...this is the Nanny State. They'll probably try someone for that next year.
 
2010-12-25 11:30:43 AM
So was it a Guppy or a Goldfish? The article contradicts itself.
 
2010-12-25 11:33:37 AM
The crime:

www.uptownevents.co.uk


The co-defendant:

www.corbisimages.com

The punishment:

3.bp.blogspot.com

That's why Britain is Great.
 
2010-12-25 11:35:49 AM
Gaylord Fister: How retarded does a country have to become to drag someone to court for eating a FISH?


Must not have been a Friday.
 
2010-12-25 11:36:59 AM
BayouGodess: I feed live mice to my snake. My snake is eating food. The snake kills quickly and efficently to avoid injury to himself. He rarely makes a mistake with his kill. I have no doubt the mice do suffer. This guy does not need to eat live animals as part of his survival. He hurt a creature that feels pain just to be a smartass. My snake looks better than the human. Also, this guy is 30 years of age still acting like a young adolescent boy. What does that say about him in general?(fyi: i only eat meat from whole foods because they at least try to reduce the suffering of animals)

It sounded like the guy in the article was eating a whole food, too.
 
2010-12-25 11:38:27 AM
Daily Fail.

Like the Enquirer, they pluck out people who will believe anything.
 
2010-12-25 11:39:49 AM
whomovedmysambal.files.wordpress.com

Lawsuit!
 
2010-12-25 12:03:52 PM
Gaylord Fister: How retarded does a country have to become to drag someone to court for eating a FISH?

/guy shoulda asked for a sharia trial


The crazy creeps up on you. Before you know it, the whole country is irrational. It is happening to us here in America too.
 
2010-12-25 12:05:43 PM
BayouGodess: I feed live mice to my snake. My snake is eating food. The snake kills quickly and efficently to avoid injury to himself. He rarely makes a mistake with his kill. I have no doubt the mice do suffer. This guy does not need to eat live animals as part of his survival. He hurt a creature that feels pain just to be a smartass. My snake looks better than the human. Also, this guy is 30 years of age still acting like a young adolescent boy. What does that say about him in general?(fyi: i only eat meat from whole foods because they at least try to reduce the suffering of animals)

I think hunting and eating meat should be illegal and viewed no different than murder.
 
2010-12-25 12:06:20 PM
What the fark is going on in the UK?

Nanny state or total fascism?
 
2010-12-25 12:06:21 PM
Don't call him stupid.
 
2010-12-25 12:12:23 PM
Trance750: I think hunting and eating meat should be illegal and viewed no different than murder.

notsureifserious.jpg
 
2010-12-25 12:14:21 PM
BayouGodess: I feed live mice to my snake. My snake is eating food. The snake kills quickly and efficently to avoid injury to himself. He rarely makes a mistake with his kill. I have no doubt the mice do suffer. This guy does not need to eat live animals as part of his survival. He hurt a creature that feels pain just to be a smartass. My snake looks better than the human. Also, this guy is 30 years of age still acting like a young adolescent boy. What does that say about him in general?(fyi: i only eat meat from whole foods because they at least try to reduce the suffering of animals)

How is what he did any different than eating the fish and chips down the street? He didn't NEED to eat that particular fish, true, but I guarantee you you have eaten more meat than you needed to eat. Also you don't NEED to keep a snake, and the snake doesn't actually NEED to eat live food, although it may prefer it.

They guy is a dufus, but let's not get on a moral soapbox on this one.
 
2010-12-25 12:14:22 PM
I'm pretty sure all the salmon I caught this year, which I bashed over the head and then proceed to cut their throat suffered. I didn't eat them while they were still alive though, so guess I won't have to go to court.
 
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