2003-07-10 12:52:40 PM kpar90

As long as they keep front closures they can do what they want.

Nothing like a nice pair falling out of a bra that unfastens in front.

Great, I was about to run out to lunch, now I can't get up from my desk.

/sucker for a front closing bra (on a woman, not me)

Man, we finally found somrthing that subdues DrunkenLimeyBastard.

You are indeed evil happygirl, cause now I'M terribly distracted for the rest of the day.

2003-07-10 12:53:35 PM blinkfink182

Drunken:

Nice usage of over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders. Haven't heard that one since I read the "is Hell" series from Matt Groening pre-Simpsons fame.

I also like stopsm-from-flopsm

happygirl:

My fiancee does that all time, it's tourture, but when we get home, it is MORE than worth it. 8)

/spoiled sexually by fiancce :-p

Ah yes blink it does make for a good time once you arrive home doesn't it. i enjoy the anticipation.

Blinkfink: Get it while you can brother.

/married

2003-07-10 12:57:03 PM kpar90

Man, we finally found somrthing that subdues DrunkenLimeyBastard.

The two things that will stop me in my tracks:

Boobies & Beer there is no better combination.

Drunken:

"Funbags" is usually the terminology I use. But it doesn't really matter, as long as the reference is to b00bies. 8)

GIS for beer boobs

And with that, I shall vacate this thread.

Why do women that have nice shapely ones wear bras that are obviously padded when a nice sheer one looks 100% bettter?

I don't wear padded (my GOD, that would be scary) but women who do are probably going for the "hide the nipples" effect.

kpar90:

Heard that warning all too many times. :-p I seriously doubt that it will stop (at least I hope not, lol) because she can run me ragged sometimes. 8)

maybe some Farkettes can chime in on this question: Why do women that have nice shapely ones wear bras that are obviously padded when a nice sheer one looks 100% bettter?

for the same reason so many guys buy penis enlarging pills :) they think bigger is better.

Well that and sometimes when you have a B cup or below it's damn hard to find a cute bra that doesn't including padding of some sort. It's like society is saying "unless you're a C cup you aren't worthy."

Blink that's what 95% of guys say before marriage.

Blink: I wish you the best of luck. We used to be like rabbits, now we just work too much. But then again, can't say it bothers me too much.

/staring at sexcatery's boobies

happygirl - I told my wife about that trick a few years ago and she occasionally does it to me. VERY distracting...

Once we were in a restraunt getting ready to leave when she excused herself and headed to the ladies room while I paid the bill. She returned wearing her coat and sat back down at the table as we waited for the server to return so that I could sign the credit card receipt. She leaned over and told me that the coat was the only thing between her and the rest of the world. At the same time, she cracked her purse so that I could see her dress inside.

That was a fantastic night......

Thanks for the feedback ladies. Just seems odd to me is all. But then again, if they made MiracleBoxers I'm sure a lot of guys would go for that look as well.

8) needs no such product..no really..I swear..

Kpar from the married couples i have seen this sex problem seems to stem from lack of trying on the part of both parties...slip her some viagra and get her a new outfit...the night time kind. spice it up. show her your Pr0n! maybe i'm just a follower but watching people do....things makes me want to do things *wink*

numbah5sistah
I don't wear padded (my GOD, that would be scary) but women who do are probably going for the "hide the nipples" effect.

Isn't that weird. You can look at boobs, and it means nothing generally, but if you stick a big red target in the center it automatically becomes nipple-icous!

p.s.

Personally, I love SbB's "Maggies" boobs...

scout ba-dow!



nice. you have a good woman.

Happygirl: Thanks for the advice, but I'm pretty sure I know what the problems are.

Concerned (Male) Farkers:

Thanks for the concern, but even if it does slow down/stop, I won't mind. Love that girl too much to care. 8)

/cheesy

SadDad - Very funny!

-----> knows her lingerie and how to make it work.

girls have to wear padded b/c some have headlights that are on 24/7. sometimes it's appropriate, sometimes not.

blink thats really sweet. nice to see someone in love. best of luck with continued plethora of sex.

lunaticcalm
girls have to wear padded b/c some have headlights that are on 24/7. sometimes it's appropriate, sometimes not.

Um, why did a pic of Jennifer Aniston suddenly pop into mind I wonder ??
:)

Oops, i mean her..over there------>

happygirl:

lol, thanks a bundle

p.s. My apologies for the semi-thredjack

NICU8697: "Overgeneralization" is 17-letters long. A Scrabble board is only 15 by 15.

/Scrabble geek

Sheer = natural look
Padded= smuggling teddy bears

Off to O.C. Maryland for 4 days of beach boobies

IMHO - Men just expect women to "know" these little erotic tricks that turn most of us on. Women are not mind readers and the we wonder why our girl doesn't do "that" (whatever that is) for us!

Communicate!

I swear cola, I want to marry you more and more each day.

/stalking from across the pond

i love the water bra. very great invetion. i have D's but i still get the water bra.


cleavage does not just happen guys, it must be persuaded, doncha know

Some men love the smell of sweaty boobs.

If the hoverboard technology in Back to the Future part II ever comes to be, it should be used to develop a strapless bra for women with the big bazoombas. Nothing is sadder than a big chested woman in a tube top around her belly button.

IMHO - Men just expect women to "know" these little erotic tricks that turn most of us on. Women are not mind readers and the we wonder why our girl doesn't do "that" (whatever that is) for us!

Read, like, one issue of "Cosmopolitan" and you'll know more of those stupid tricks than you can shake a stick at.

/how to entice your man to cook tex-mex

SadDad: nipple-icous? LMAO!

To you, it may seem nipple-icous, but to me, it's embarrassing!

/how to entice your man to cook tex-mex


LMAO

Looks at Friendgirl's profile>site>boobies.

Blink. Blink.

And you're lonely why?

That said, some of those girls are fugly.

And I prefer the term "smuggling raisins" over "headlights on"

I'm just sayin' ...

Big_Bad_Dad

Padded vs. Sheer. Definitely padded because my pierced nipples do not look professional when its chilly at work.

cola For someone like myself, underwear really only serve a purpose if you're trying to look cute for someone. Otherwise they're pointless.

Sure, but as with most lingerie, the less material there is the more they try to charge you for it, so you might still get an expensive last minute christmas present.

As you say, if you are happy with what you have, then it don't matter a flying pig what anyone else thinks. It's only a problem when it comes to finding somthing that fits. And that I can relate too. Just finding a pair of shoes is a problem (size 48/9) and I gave up ages ago trying to find decent trousers and shirts over here in Stockholm- at least for a price I am willing to pay. When you're 2.05, all clothes seem horribly small.

numbah5sistah


SadDad: nipple-icous? LMAO!

To you, it may seem nipple-icous, but to me, it's embarrassing!


Embarrassing? Nipples are embarrassing? Nah, they're just nipples. Hairolas actually, but it's the zip in zipper!

Boobs without big areolas are just....meh! Like a glass of water, and some plain white bread. For dipping.

Did someone mention Maggie and bra in the same sentence? (link NSFW)

Well then just click here

(still NSFW)

Am I the only one actually turned OFF by Maggie's ridiculously unproportional breasts? I'm a fan of bigguns, but like they said in Weird Science, anything more than a handful and you could break a wrist.

NICU8697 - No, you aren't the only one.

Apeman12's mom's bra looks good on my floor.