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(Mainichi Daily News)   Bras are getting more scientific, complete with deodorants, Feng Shui. Guys still don't care so long as it ends up on the bedroom floor   (mdn.mainichi.co.jp) divider line 141
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2003-07-10 09:43:12 AM  
As long as I can still unhook it with one hand it's all good.
 
2003-07-10 09:44:14 AM  
You can also get one that sucks! NSFW

Gotta love the boobies!
 
2003-07-10 12:22:03 PM  
that headline gave me a hot visual.
 
2003-07-10 12:22:16 PM  
As long as it ends up on the bedroom floor, I don't ca...oh, wait.
 
2003-07-10 12:22:20 PM  
The day I can find one with an underwire that won't freaking poke through it's lining and stab me to death I can die in peace.

That is all.
 
2003-07-10 12:22:42 PM  
or the bathroom floor, or the nightclub floor, or the kitchen floor......pretty much "the floor"
 
2003-07-10 12:24:12 PM  
I don't care what kind of bra you have on as long as they look nice

*thinking of well-breasted fiancee*

Ugh, why is she in Chicago and I'm Milwakee

/so horny that the crack of dawn looks good to me...
 
2003-07-10 12:24:37 PM  
the german version:

the keepzumfrumfloppin
 
2003-07-10 12:25:12 PM  
Does the bra even have to come off?
 
2003-07-10 12:26:26 PM  
 
2003-07-10 12:26:35 PM  
"In the West, men are really up on all the best lingerie brands and treat them just as importantly as women"

Really? Somehow I doubt this, since most men have difficulty just removing a bra, much less remembering what it looks like or the brand. I'm a chick, and I don't even care that much.
 
2003-07-10 12:27:34 PM  
*in Milwaukee

whoops!
 
2003-07-10 12:28:35 PM  
Maui Haui: tech tv?
 
2003-07-10 12:28:56 PM  
Wai-Wai - bringing you the best in titillation for sexually repressed Japanese men by implying that every woman in Japan constantly craves sex with people of either sex.
 
2003-07-10 12:29:58 PM  
Tigger: They don't?
 
2003-07-10 12:30:54 PM  
Now if they can only make bras that cure butterface, my life will be complete.
 
2003-07-10 12:30:59 PM  
Men don't care unless it's a manssiere.

Bro!
Manssiere!
Bro!
Manssiere!
 
2003-07-10 12:31:13 PM  
Why does the bra need to be on the floor?
 
2003-07-10 12:32:01 PM  
butterface ?
 
2003-07-10 12:32:08 PM  
squirrel

They do. In exactly the same way that every playboy model "just loved teaching at summer camp - the kids were so great" but to add spice also "likes to dress up sometimes - it's fun to be a bit kinky in bed" and is in NO WAY a cocaine addled tart with the IQ of an all night car park attendant.
 
2003-07-10 12:32:16 PM  
I only require that a girl's bra be a different color than my carpeting, so she can find it easily while scurrying to grab her clothes when my wife comes home early.
 
2003-07-10 12:33:14 PM  
SbB Maggie probably needs a team of NASA scientists to design hers.
 
2003-07-10 12:33:18 PM  
All Lit Up - Everything about her was great.....but her face (butterface).
 
2003-07-10 12:34:21 PM  
"In the West, men are really up on all the best lingerie brands and treat them just as importantly as women"

--In Bizarro West, maybe. Or maybe it's just SINGLE men. My husband wouldn't know a Victoria's Secret from a Playtex 18-Hour.
 
2003-07-10 12:35:02 PM  
monkeybort LMAO
 
2003-07-10 12:35:09 PM  
Wow Tigger. The word for today is "overgeneralization". It's worth 317 points in Scrabble.
 
2003-07-10 12:36:42 PM  
Butterface - She looks great! But her face.
 
2003-07-10 12:36:55 PM  
the other SbB girl has horrible boobies.
 
2003-07-10 12:37:10 PM  
NICU8697

Yeah but the phrase of the day is "relax don't take shiat so seriously"
 
2003-07-10 12:38:12 PM  
nataliet
I've always wondered what the deal was with those "18-hour" bras. Do they disintegrate after 18 hours? Are they like something Cinderella would wear?

"After midnight your bra will change back into a pair of pumpkins. Nice firm pumpkins."
 
2003-07-10 12:38:46 PM  
The chick I'm dating loves to wear a miracle bra. She has decently sized B's (on the smaller B side), perfect shape, no sag, etc. I don't understand, I guess she just wants other people to think they're bigger. They work fine for me as they are. Oh well, I certainly am not complaining.

Hip hip hooray for boobies!
 
2003-07-10 12:38:48 PM  
Now if they can only make bras that cure butterface, my life will be complete.



adapt and overcome
 
2003-07-10 12:39:36 PM  
BAAAH Humbug
 
2003-07-10 12:40:26 PM  


kill me
 
2003-07-10 12:41:46 PM  
...the juggernaut of jug holders...

Shameless. (me snickers)
 
2003-07-10 12:41:55 PM  
NICU8697 : No, after 18 hours, you just want to commit some form of mutilation on the bra designer.
 
2003-07-10 12:42:06 PM  
Um, Tigger....

Shut it.

That is all...
 
2003-07-10 12:46:13 PM  
Sounds like there's a market for my new 6-hour bra. Buy 3 get one free. Then you're set for the whole day.
 
2003-07-10 12:46:24 PM  
Really? Somehow I doubt this, since most men have difficulty just removing a bra, much less remembering what it looks like or the brand. I'm a chick, and I don't even care that much.

/me removes bras one-handedly with ease
 
2003-07-10 12:46:41 PM  
I'd like it if my b/f actually went into fredricks with me and picked out what he wanted me to wear, that would be sexy, as long as he kept in mind the MAXIM rules of compromise ofcourse.
 
2003-07-10 12:47:49 PM  
I buy ALL of my wife's bras and undies. When we got together, all she owned was white and beige bras and tidy whiteys with a few pair of Fruit of the Loom coloreds. Now after almost ten years, her drawers overflow with sexy drawers!
 
2003-07-10 12:48:34 PM  
maybe some Farkettes can chime in on this question: Why do women that have nice shapely ones wear bras that are obviously padded when a nice sheer one looks 100% bettter?

-baffled
 
2003-07-10 12:50:49 PM  
Pure fashion slavery.
 
2003-07-10 12:51:42 PM  
"Bra bonanza tickles the senses"

I think it's what's IN the bra that "tickles the senses"
 
2003-07-10 12:52:01 PM  
2003-07-10 12:25:12 PM johnny_wadd

Does the bra even have to come off?


In a word, yes. Me loves the boobies unrestrained by over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders.
 
2003-07-10 12:52:40 PM  
As long as they keep front closures they can do what they want.

Nothing like a nice pair falling out of a bra that unfastens in front.
 
2003-07-10 12:52:55 PM  
Why do women that have nice shapely ones wear bras that are obviously padded when a nice sheer one looks 100% bettter

this questions is another of those mysterious female thingees...there are soo many. i actually do that and i don't know why. i guess the padded ones give more support...more is better?? i don't know.
 
2003-07-10 12:53:24 PM  
For someone like myself, underwear really only serve a purpose if you're trying to look cute for someone. Otherwise they're pointless.

Big_Bad_Dad: For a woman with small tits it can actually be difficult to find a nice normal bra. They assume that because I'm smaller then I must want push-up/padding/whatever.
 
2003-07-10 12:53:35 PM  
Drunken:

Nice usage of over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders. Haven't heard that one since I read the "is Hell" series from Matt Groening pre-Simpsons fame.
 
2003-07-10 12:56:04 PM  
i like to go commando and then tell my b/f when we're out somewhere, he's terribly distracted for the rest of the day ....i'm an evil woman:)
 
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