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(Orlando Sentinel)   Former KKK leader won't let his son's girlfriend drink the good beer (Budweiser). And then it gets rednecky   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 162
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2010-12-23 09:45:45 PM  
CornerPocket: We don't hold a patent on that stuff. We got our share, but no more. It ain't the 1800's any more.

He has a point, you know.

Many a bright, erudite and well read and mannered person has held forth from south of the gnat line and had a twang in their thang to no detriment to their contributions, level of education or dignity and made contributions of merit beyond the ability or scope of many people reading this post.

It is, all in all, a caricature and like all caricatures, it is at the mercy of the grotesque and stereotypical. The problem isn't southern fu*kwads or northern ones. The problem is fu*kwads. This is a given. Douchebaggery knows no given district. But the question remains. At what point can we make literacy, education and the opportunities to put another a rung on the ladder of the human race the focal point of life? The prize. The scoreboard. The raison d' etre?

If we knew that, we'd be ending more problems than we're creating but, frankly, the notion that stupidity is geographical bears no less stupidity than the people who swill that kool aid and don their armor of stereotype with pride and vengeance. That is the problem. Not geographically indexed, idiomatic or vernacular custom or speech. Or, as Mick and Keef said so eloquently, "got to scrape dat sh*t rahht off da shoooHOOO".
 
2010-12-23 09:48:14 PM  
G1AndyP: I don't drink but I always find threads like this interesting. Tell me Fark alcoholics, is there actually such a thing as "good beer"? Because no matter the brand, in any of these threads, there will be someone insulting the beer in question.

been drinking Bud for 26 years. (habit) when i get tired of that i go with Becks. or Schlitz. never been a beer snob.
 
2010-12-23 09:48:39 PM  
Rufus Lee King: OK: Someone calls me a "stupid redneck" at work. (This happens a lot, but I usually laugh it off.) Wait, now, I suddenly want to sue for racial blahblah, harassment, or whatever it's called.

I call a lawyer, and tell him I want to sue for being called a "redneck", and he'll laugh in my face.

Let me call a fellow worker a n____r, though, and there will be national headlines. As well as lawyers lining up out the door.

Yep; everything's equal.

/for the record: I never owned any slaves


I see your point.

Congratulations. You win.
You're a victim.
 
2010-12-23 09:50:38 PM  
silent tom: G1AndyP: I don't drink but I always find threads like this interesting. Tell me Fark alcoholics, is there actually such a thing as "good beer"? Because no matter the brand, in any of these threads, there will be someone insulting the beer in question.

been drinking Bud for 26 years. (habit) when i get tired of that i go with Becks. or Schlitz. never been a beer snob.


I never liked beer.

Except for Alexander Keith's Lager.

It's astounding.

And, as it was always save for a brief few years ant a small smattering of brewpubs, unavailable in America, again.
 
2010-12-23 09:51:49 PM  
Pinksprite: UltimaCS: Rufus Lee King: You're already financing it for them.

I am quite interested in buying roving, white-women-raping negro gang bonds.

I laughed so hard I had to take a deep breath in the middle.


**Blows referee whistle**

Technically that's a guffaw! Carry on!
 
2010-12-23 09:52:54 PM  
They're still smarter, wealthier, and more educated than the other races.
 
2010-12-23 09:53:49 PM  
Veteran of the Cola Wars: Pinksprite: UltimaCS: Rufus Lee King: You're already financing it for them.

I am quite interested in buying roving, white-women-raping negro gang bonds.

I laughed so hard I had to take a deep breath in the middle.

**Blows referee whistle**

Technically that's a guffaw! Carry on!


ok that one got a giggle. :)
 
BBH
2010-12-23 09:56:34 PM  
Such a nice father - son activity.
 
2010-12-23 09:56:38 PM  
Haha, they're different from me.
 
2010-12-23 09:58:34 PM  
pippi longstocking: They're still smarter, wealthier, and more educated than the other races.

I'm not white... But I can pretty much guarantee that I am better educated and have a higher IQ than those turkeys.

Plus, I am funny looking and can pump out Jingle Bells with rude armpit noises. Which makes me vastly superiour.
 
2010-12-23 09:59:47 PM  
I bet they like to drink the "good beer" while they read "the newspaper"
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2010-12-23 10:01:33 PM  
Pinksprite: Veteran of the Cola Wars: Pinksprite: UltimaCS: Rufus Lee King: You're already financing it for them.

I am quite interested in buying roving, white-women-raping negro gang bonds.

I laughed so hard I had to take a deep breath in the middle.

**Blows referee whistle**

Technically that's a guffaw! Carry on!

ok that one got a giggle. :)


The irony, of course, being that nobody invests in crime, it keeps you poor and making dishwasher pay for weeks of cunning planning, according to statistics, and most criminals - while striving for riches - wouldn't recognise wealth if it fu*ked them up the ass while wearing a Brooks Bros. suit and handing them t-Bills.

*sigh*

/torn between weeping for the willfully ignorant and shooting the unconscionably avaricious in the skull.
//You can have my good beer.
 
2010-12-23 10:02:20 PM  
bunner: silent tom: G1AndyP: I don't drink but I always find threads like this interesting. Tell me Fark alcoholics, is there actually such a thing as "good beer"? Because no matter the brand, in any of these threads, there will be someone insulting the beer in question.

been drinking Bud for 26 years. (habit) when i get tired of that i go with Becks. or Schlitz. never been a beer snob.

I never liked beer.

Except for Alexander Keith's Lager.

It's astounding.

And, as it was always save for a brief few years ant a small smattering of brewpubs, unavailable in America, again.


i'm never opposed to trying new beers. as a wisconsinite i've had my share a crap beer. as a kid we drank Kingsbury, Blatz, Red White & Blue, Meister Brau....the cheapest we could get. Bud was quite a step up from some of that.
 
2010-12-23 10:05:41 PM  
GAT_00: what_now: Why do people who consider themselves the "master race" always look like this?

Because anyone farking stupid enough to think that white people are better than black people are always so far down the ladder they have to make shiat up so they can have someone to look down on.


I think this should be formally engraved on a plaque, and numerous copies of said plaque sent to every branch of the KKK in this nation. Seriously.
 
2010-12-23 10:11:32 PM  
silent tom: i'm never opposed to trying new beers. as a wisconsinite i've had my share a crap beer. as a kid we drank Kingsbury, Blatz, Red White & Blue, Meister Brau....the cheapest we could get. Bud was quite a step up from some of that.

I never "got" beer. I heard stories of "brotwasser" and depth and all the malarkey that goes with it.

The old man had a wine cellar and used to get the dAB that they only sold in Germany imported to Der Mannerchor in CLE.. but I thouht it was all piss. I drink whiskey.

But Alexander Keith's, outside of the odd stout, was the first beer I ever drank on the Lake Erie Isle where I worked for years, that was what I heard beer tasted like.

I shall rail against the beer snob Nova Scotia trade embargo 'til the cows start creating bowls of moule marinière and selling them to Lucian Freud.
 
2010-12-23 10:11:56 PM  
Ugh, so much discussion about beer. It all tastes like piss to me. Would much rather have a rum runner anytime!
 
2010-12-23 10:18:46 PM  
Jadicegirl: Ugh, so much discussion about beer. It all tastes like piss to me. Would much rather have a rum runner anytime!

heh. rum is what i drink when i don't drink beer. still recovering from tuesday.
 
2010-12-23 10:20:08 PM  
Rufus Lee King: Pinksprite: Congratulations. You win.
You're a victim.

Maybe I'm a bit thick, but what does that even mean? I don't get it.


You portrayed yourself as a victim in your post. And you do it every time you make those kinds of arguments. Pitiable - do you want to be pitied?
 
2010-12-23 10:31:12 PM  
Rufus Lee King: OK: Someone calls me a "stupid redneck" at work. (This happens a lot, but I usually laugh it off.) Wait, now, I suddenly want to sue for racial blahblah, harassment, or whatever it's called.

I call a lawyer, and tell him I want to sue for being called a "redneck", and he'll laugh in my face.

Let me call a fellow worker a n____r, though, and there will be national headlines. As well as lawyers lining up out the door.

Yep; everything's equal.

/for the record: I never owned any slaves


Well by all my accounts redneck isn't all that derogatory to most people (particularly if they are rednecks and some actually take pride in it (Redneck Woman?).
Besides, white people really don't have any really hurtful words we can call them. In fact most of them make them laugh
 
2010-12-23 10:33:17 PM  
silent tom: Jadicegirl: Ugh, so much discussion about beer. It all tastes like piss to me. Would much rather have a rum runner anytime!

heh. rum is what i drink when i don't drink beer. still recovering from tuesday.


Sounds like fun. I don't get to drink much these days anymore, would love to go out and play catch-up.
 
2010-12-23 10:37:36 PM  
Jadicegirl: silent tom: Jadicegirl: Ugh, so much discussion about beer. It all tastes like piss to me. Would much rather have a rum runner anytime!

heh. rum is what i drink when i don't drink beer. still recovering from tuesday.

Sounds like fun. I don't get to drink much these days anymore, would love to go out and play catch-up.


fun indeed! tomorrow i'll tip a drink in your direction. i may even walk down to the tavern and tip one in their direction as well. :)
 
2010-12-23 10:37:38 PM  
MagSeven: Besides, white people really don't have any really hurtful words we can call them. In fact most of them make them laugh

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/hot
 
2010-12-23 10:42:18 PM  
MagSeven: Well by all my accounts redneck isn't all that derogatory to most people

By all accounts, people have their heads so far the f*ck up their overwrought, begging for a slight, ready-to-be-offended-kool-aid-soaked, dramatic asses that they couldn't piss on a rock without blaming the rock for being the wrong sex, colour or ethnicity.

It's like watching kids stand inline for free candy.

And, since free is a redoubtable notion in a capitalist society, about as inspiring as you might expect.

Don't worry. Those red herrings will eventually sort out who amongst us are the most fit to point at the other, poor, dumb, conned sonofab*tch and say "HA!".
 
2010-12-23 10:47:55 PM  
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: I bet they like to drink the "good beer" while they read "the newspaper"

like they read....good one
 
2010-12-23 10:56:35 PM  
Cake Hunter: huh

That dude looks like Samantha Bee, sorta.
 
2010-12-23 11:01:08 PM  
Do they have Goebel in Florida?



Also, remember that this winner had Judges, council members, etc writing letters for him.Stupid people are not alone in being racists.
 
2010-12-23 11:04:28 PM  
thisisyourbrainonFark: MagSeven: Besides, white people really don't have any really hurtful words we can call them. In fact most of them make them laugh

/hot

I missed the keyboard, but you almost owed me one!
 
2010-12-23 11:05:49 PM  
Rufus Lee King:
Hey, listen, my fellow Farkers. I got this great idea! Let's make this thread into where (pardon the grammar) we can make fun of poor, disadvantaged, uneducated White folks.

Really, they don't deserve any kind of consideration, as we might give to gangbanging, murdering blacks.

Celebrate your own doom, my fellow honkies. You're already financing it for them.


I know your feeling. I get upset when people make fun of educated elitists. Kindred spirits and all. But just because these people are idiots, that's not really proof they're your family. Sure, there are some obvious similarities, but don't take it personally. Even if they really are your family, they probably won't be reading this thread, even if they actually can read.
 
2010-12-23 11:08:31 PM  
soseussme: I get upset when people make fun of educated elitists

No truly educated man be an honest elitist because the inherent nihilism of the notion would offend and embarrass then.
 
2010-12-23 11:11:03 PM  
Only two types of beer:
1. Beer you pay for.
2. Beer you get for free.

/If you have a special beer preference, let me know when you're buying
 
2010-12-23 11:11:46 PM  
Rufus Lee King 2010-12-23 08:27:01 PM

OK: Someone calls me a "stupid redneck" at work.


Solution: Try saying things that show intelligence instead of making it obvious that you're a stupid redneck.

Or is that asking too much?
 
2010-12-23 11:12:07 PM  
bunner: soseussme: I get upset when people make fun of educated elitists

No truly educated man be an honest elitist because the inherent nihilism of the notion would offend and embarrass then.


I tried to get into nihilism, but I couldn't see the point and then couldn't be bothered. It all seemed so pointless.
 
2010-12-23 11:12:35 PM  
hamiltonjdavid: Natural Ice

I enjoy a good quality beer. I wouldn't exactly call myself a beer snob, but the high number of microbreweries in my general vicinity affords me the luxury of drinking tasty, local brews. Having said that, I have also sampled many of the lower-end beers, i.e. Budweiser, Miller, and most of those with "ice" in the name. I was a poor college student once, and didn't always have the scratch for a $7-10 six pack on a nightly basis. I can tell you this: most any beer with "ice" in the name--Natural Ice is a standout for me--is far, far superior to the swill they call Budweiser. biatch was probably drinking the "good shiat" and didn't even know it.
 
2010-12-23 11:14:15 PM  
soseussme: Rufus Lee King 2010-12-23 08:27:01 PM

OK: Someone calls me a "stupid redneck" at work.

Solution: Try saying things that show intelligence instead of making it obvious that you're a stupid redneck.

Or is that asking too much?


Good jorb, stealing from Richard Pryor and his rants about, well, black folks and derogatory names. Practically word for word.

Of course, this is Fark, and that could have been intentional. But I doubt it for some reason.
 
2010-12-23 11:23:09 PM  
Probably Natural Light. Southern rednecks are the only people over the age of 21 that I have ever seen drink that crap. Show me a grown man drinking Naty Light, I'll show you a man whose several months late on his child support.

I know of a guy in his 30s who is a corporate executive / director of an IT department, wife and a kid, owns a house in a nice suburb. Born and raised in the Northwest.

Drinks and defends Busch and Natty Light. We "beer snobs" can't influence him to stick by what he likes.

Of course he also roots for the Seahawks.... Season ticket holder.
 
2010-12-23 11:30:39 PM  
Rufus Lee King: Hey, listen, my fellow Farkers. I got this great idea! Let's make this thread into where (pardon the grammar) we can make fun of poor, disadvantaged, uneducated White folks.

Really, they don't deserve any kind of consideration, as we might give to gangbanging, murdering blacks.

Celebrate your own doom, my fellow honkies. You're already financing it for them.


it's okay to make fun of them because they're willfully ignorant and hateful people. race is irrelevant.
 
2010-12-23 11:49:35 PM  
FTA: "They also found 37 weapons, including four unregistered machine guns. Among them were a Chinese AK-47 and an American military M-16."

Again, a AK-47 or a M16, is NOT a machine gun.
/Dern fine reporting there Lou
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2010-12-23 11:51:26 PM  
And I suck at resizing the damn image..
 
2010-12-24 12:00:58 AM  
Wrong_Intentions: Cake Hunter: i56.tinypic.com

huh

The X-Files episode "Home" suddenly spring to mind.


Holy crap!!! I've been having nightmares about that episode for a decade! Freakin' crazy ass no arms and no legs having family sex toy creepy shiat. Aaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhh!
 
2010-12-24 12:02:43 AM  
what_now: Why do people who consider themselves the "master race" always look like this?

That look is the result of a little too much racial purity.
 
2010-12-24 12:03:09 AM  
G1AndyP: I don't drink but I always find threads like this interesting. Tell me Fark alcoholics, is there actually such a thing as "good beer"? Because no matter the brand, in any of these threads, there will be someone insulting the beer in question.


I don't drink either -- when your family tree is littered with drunks, you tend to have a very negative view of the substance.

That being said, my favorite kinds of threads on Fark, aside from the ones that make fun of Sarah Palin, are the beer snob threads and the food snob threads. Especially the food snob threads where you can watch other Farkers get hard-ons over the proper way to cook a steak.
 
2010-12-24 12:08:15 AM  
That's gotta be one of the worst comb-overs on record.
 
2010-12-24 01:52:15 AM  
Thank your for not posting a pic of that girl.
 
2010-12-24 02:50:38 AM  
dickfreckle: normal

so...you're saying you have a stastically relevant sample size experience with racist white-trash penises?
 
2010-12-24 03:12:51 AM  
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Pegasus_CAG: He appears to be set up for a cross draw with his left hand. He'll have trouble drawing that pistol with the hand he's got on it.

The man drives an AMC Pacer. You can't expect much from him.
 
2010-12-24 05:34:28 AM  
wambu: Only two types of beer:
1. Beer you pay for.
2. Beer you get for free.

/If you have a special beer preference, let me know when you're buying


I think we've found our king/queen.
 
2010-12-24 07:48:13 AM  
Rufus Lee King: Hey, listen, my fellow Farkers. I got this great idea! Let's make this thread into where (pardon the grammar) we can make fun of poor, disadvantaged, uneducated White folks.

Really, they don't deserve any kind of consideration, as we might give to gangbanging, murdering blacks.

Celebrate your own doom, my fellow honkies. You're already financing it for them.


I knew I came into this thread looking to give to sympathy to people who would murder members of family and friends because of the colour of their skin or sexual orientation.
 
2010-12-24 09:42:23 AM  
While the mind boggles over so many aspects of this TFA; my only question is this: what on earth is his girlfriend?

I know this sounds terrible, but do you ever see a mother that resembles Jabba the Hut and wonder how she got pregnant in the first place?

The mental image I have is something akin to seeing roadkill. You're horrified about the squished animal, but you can't quite bring yourself to look away without mentally calculating what animal it was before the tire treads were embedded in it.

/skunk
//squirrel
///neighbour's annoying cat
 
2010-12-24 09:43:21 AM  
Lord Jubjub: If the good beer was Budweiser. . .what was SHE drinking?

/No, no, I really don't think I want to know the answer to that. . .


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I never thought I would find a worst-tasting beer than Natty Ice but they've been done one better. In southern Indiana, you can get a case of American Light for like 7 bucks. No joke.
 
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