ghostofreasonpast: Probably Natural Light.

Natty Light didn't support a car racing series, plus its made by Budweiser. To recnecks, That's like checking out your sister's ass while she looks at the deer you just ran down (not over) with your truck that has a name that either starts with 'ol' or involves a color, or both.

BravadoGT: The fact that he's a former KKK leader isn't germane to the facts of the incident. They just throw that in to make him look bad!

Thanks, learned a new word.

what_now: Q:Why is Budweiser like having sex in a canoe?
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They're both f*cking too close to water.

dickfreckle: Gunny Highway: The drink in question.

/worlds worst beer.

You know, kid, usually when someone pulls shiat like that, my first reaction is to punch his f**king lights out.

But you know what?

You're all right!

I don't drink Bud, but from a quality standpoint, I have to say it is a very good beer. They manage to get it to taste (ha ha) the same batch after batch.

/home brewer, prefers ales to lagers

BravadoGT: The fact that he's a former KKK leader isn't germane to the facts of the incident.

The goddamn Germans got nothin' to DO with it!

I could forgive them if maybe they had the Wheat Budweisers and she was stuck drinking Bud Ice or Natty, but wow. It's sad that, to many people, these are the "real Americans".

Might I suggest the lady was consuming Busch Light?

This is, by the way, not far from Orlando.

Rufus Lee King: Hey, listen, my fellow Farkers. I got this great idea! Let's make this thread into where (pardon the grammar) we can make fun of poor, disadvantaged, uneducated White folks.

Really, they don't deserve any kind of consideration, as we might give to gangbanging, murdering blacks.

Are you saying these are the kind of poor folks we should not be insulting? A KKK guy and a wife beater? Then YOU bring race into the subject and act as if anyone defends gang members. Honestly, people don't generally blame their race when white people do dumb shiat like this, but let me guess, when you hear a black person do something bad it's an indication of their entire ethnicity to you and you biatch about it. Give it up. It's always BEEN about class but idiots divide the races against each other and we have posts like yours.

Rufus Lee King: You're already financing it for them.

I am quite interested in buying roving, white-women-raping negro gang bonds.

KingVJ: A federal judge gave Hixon a lenient sentence after a minister, a former City Council member, businessmen an ex-Florida Supreme Court justice testified and wrote letters on his behalf

There are 3 members of the clan.

THIS!

dickfreckle: I can't help but wonder what paths these guys might have taken in life if they just had normal-sized johnsonsfull sets of chromosomes.

I don't drink but I always find threads like this interesting. Tell me Fark alcoholics, is there actually such a thing as "good beer"? Because no matter the brand, in any of these threads, there will be someone insulting the beer in question.

Rufus Lee King: Learn to write first, then I might listen to you. As it is, can't help ya.

I guess that's a clever way of dodging the ignorance and the fallacies you displayed in your OP.

Do you think we could convince the fine people at Budweiser to introduce large quantities of saltpetre into their products?

/Stella Artois is next
//And Carling too
///And Lambrini

Guys drinking Buttwiper and the gals were probably drinking the "good stuff" - Old Panther Piss !

Kwai Lo: I don't drink Bud, but from a quality standpoint, I have to say it is a very good beer. They manage to get it to taste (ha ha) the same batch after batch.

/home brewer, prefers ales to lagers

I see what you did there.

/homebrewer aussi

Rufus Lee King: Hey, listen, my fellow Farkers. I got this great idea! Let's make this thread into where (pardon the grammar) we can make fun of poor, disadvantaged, uneducated White folks.

Really, they don't deserve any kind of consideration, as we might give to gangbanging, murdering blacks.

Celebrate your own doom, my fellow honkies. You're already financing it for them.

Holy hillbillies Batman! Did Aunty-Grandma put you up to this?

This always seems to happen on Festivus Eve ...

/nothin'

I bet she was drinking the beast... I have fond memories of drinking large quantities of that from $40 kegs. Then waking up puking.
I've grown up in the past 10 years since I graduated college.
I'm up to drinking PBR as the good stuff.

/If I'd stop reproducing I'd have more money for good beer. And quality power tools.
//If someone wants to be cool and give me a Grizzly table saw, that'd be cool. Or even just some frued blades for my mitre and circular saws.

Why is it that white supremacists always think of themselves as superior when they are clearly not? Surely they must realize this themselves.
I mean you would think their cause would be a lot more effective and marketable if the average white supremacist is a highly educated, intelligent, good looking and wealthy individual!!

The cheap shiat:

Rufus Lee King: I still can't help ya. Sorry.

What does that even mean? Is that an attempt at a joke? Whatever hayseed.

He appears to be set up for a cross draw with his left hand. He'll have trouble drawing that pistol with the hand he's got on it.

Rufus Lee King: Wait, you live in San Jose, and have never been mugged?

No I have not but what does being mugged have to do with anything?

ghostofreasonpast: Lord Jubjub: If the good beer was Budweiser. . .what was SHE drinking?

/No, no, I really don't think I want to know the answer to that. . .

Probably Natural Light. Southern rednecks are the only people over the age of 21 that I have ever seen drink that crap. Show me a grown man drinking Naty Light, I'll show you a man whose several months late on his child support.


I live in North Carolina. I never saw anyone buying Natty Light, much less drinking it, until we moved from Chicago. True story.

You don't know anything about him; pray, keep your peace.

No worries there. I make it a rule of thumb to never mess with anyone that has a beard that is braided.

If a nuclear weapon detonated on these hicks' trailers, even on U.S. soil... I wouldn't really mind. Gotta break some eggs, and all.

Pegasus_CAG: You don't know anything about him; pray, keep your peace.

No worries there. I make it a rule of thumb to never mess with anyone that has a beard that is braided.

Not a braid. Looks more like a dreadlock. Big difference.

Not a braid. Looks more like a dreadlock. Big difference.

I'm not going to ask him.

Pegasus_CAG: Not a braid. Looks more like a dreadlock. Big difference.

I'm not going to ask him.

And why not?

Pegasus_CAG: He appears to be set up for a cross draw with his left hand. He'll have trouble drawing that pistol with the hand he's got on it.

That's a knife.

Diogenes: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Ah, the master race.

ROFL!

It's even funnier if you read it in an Orsun Welles voice.

Worst.Fark handle. ever.: Diogenes: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Ah, the master race.

ROFL!

It's even funnier if you read it in an Orsun Welles voice.

Delicious green pea-ness.

I read that article twice and I now know less about what happened than before I read it the first time.

SuperNinjaToad: Why is it that white supremacists always think of themselves as superior when they are clearly not? Surely they must realize this themselves.
I mean you would think their cause would be a lot more effective and marketable if the average white supremacist is a highly educated, intelligent, good looking and wealthy individual!!

Ahh, but you see, they're out to rid the world of people like that because they're obviously all godless librul Jooos and homersexuals. Nope, god's peeple are dum and proud of it.

Wasn't this already an episode of Justified?

/Raylan Givens could kick Jack Bauer's ass any day of the week

Pegasus_CAG: He appears to be set up for a cross draw with his left hand. He'll have trouble drawing that pistol with the hand he's got on it.

Plus he is old, fat and stoned.

Rufus Lee King: Veteran of the Cola Wars: Pegasus_CAG: You don't know anything about him; pray, keep your peace.

No worries there. I make it a rule of thumb to never mess with anyone that has a beard that is braided.

Not a braid. Looks more like a dreadlock. Big difference.

Naw. Had some serious conversations with the dude at his "Civil War Surplus" store in Kennesaw, GA. Has extremely high-end relics; authentic and expensive. Out of his everlovin' mind, though. I swear I've got some old photos (pre-digital) of him and me talking. Gonna go look. Oh, never mind. The FBI has them, anyway, you can probably find them on their public site.

Doesn't look like a braid though. A braid you can pull apart.

/Used to have beard-locks down to my belly button.
//Looked like Cthulhu.

Worst.Fark handle. ever.: Diogenes: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Ah, the master race.

ROFL!

It's even funnier if you read it in an Orsun Welles voice.

ROFL²

My favorite beer is "Vitamin R"...Rainier!

I also enjoy a Pabst or ten.

I love hoppy IPA's but get pretty drunk the way I drink beer.

Fancy Belgians are too sweet/strong/spendy, but I'll have one every now and again.

Bud is drinkable when it's on tap (would prefer a PBR). Bottles and cans, can't do it anymore.

/and a shot of Hornitos por favor.

Relatively Obscure: A federal judge gave Hixon a lenient sentence after a minister, a former City Council member, businessmen an ex-Florida Supreme Court justice testified and wrote letters on his behalf

Yay, the south.

Dang right!
Why just think, it wasn't that long ago when Rodney King, minding his own business, was motoring along a quiet Birmingham street when out of the blue the Alabama Highway Patrol began beating the.....Oh, wait, that was in California.
Well, anyway, it wasn't that long ago when Amadou Diallo was quietly making his way home after a trip to an Jackson, Mississippi restaurant when he was set upon and shot 41 times by the local.....Oh, wait, that was in New York City.
Well, anyway, it wasn't that long ago when Abner Louima was trying merely to stop an argument between club patrons in Macon, Georgia when he was set upon by the Macon Police Department and sodomized after his arrest, and then.....Oh, wait, that was in New York City, too.
Well, anyway it wasn't that long ago when a judge in Charleston SC sentenced Johannes Mehserle, a white former transit officer to a sentence of only two years for the shooting death of a 22-year old unarmed black man on a train platform. Oh, wait, that was California. Pretty sure it was Oakland.
The south?
Right.
We don't hold a patent on that stuff. We got our share, but no more. It ain't the 1800's any more.

/but every race has their rednecks

UltimaCS: Rufus Lee King: You're already financing it for them.

I am quite interested in buying roving, white-women-raping negro gang bonds.

I laughed so hard I had to take a deep breath in the middle.