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(Orlando Sentinel)   Former KKK leader won't let his son's girlfriend drink the good beer (Budweiser). And then it gets rednecky   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 162
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2010-12-23 05:07:11 PM  
Ah, the master race.
 
2010-12-23 05:10:40 PM  
People who drink Budweiser get to reproduce?
 
2010-12-23 05:11:09 PM  
Adjective Bird Whiskey: Ah, the master race.

ROFL!
 
2010-12-23 05:29:43 PM  
Wrong_Intentions: People who drink Budweiser get to reproduce?

If not for Budweiser, many of these people probably wouldn't have the opportunity to reproduce.
 
2010-12-23 05:47:18 PM  
FirstNationalBastard: Wrong_Intentions: People who drink Budweiser get to reproduce?

If not for Budweiser, many of these people probably wouldn't have the opportunity to reproduce.


Ah. And I bet this guy complains about minorities abusing crack and breeding. At least nobody argues that crack is quality.
 
2010-12-23 05:48:35 PM  
A federal judge gave Hixon a lenient sentence after a minister, a former City Council member, businessmen an ex-Florida Supreme Court justice testified and wrote letters on his behalf

Yay, the south.
 
2010-12-23 05:59:55 PM  
In before Senator Byrd.
 
2010-12-23 06:09:46 PM  
Adjective Bird Whiskey: Ah, the master race.

Apparently the same people who think that those guys are "the master race" think that Budweiser is "the good beer."
 
2010-12-23 06:11:54 PM  
i56.tinypic.com

huh
 
2010-12-23 06:14:47 PM  
To me, this is the most interesting line in the article:

A federal judge gave Hixon a lenient sentence after a minister, a former City Council member, businessmen an ex- Florida Supreme Court justice testified and wrote letters on his behalf.


A City Council member and a Supreme Court Justice wrote letters for this dude?

media.trb.com
 
2010-12-23 06:15:16 PM  
Cake Hunter: i56.tinypic.com

huh


The X-Files episode "Home" suddenly spring to mind.
 
2010-12-23 06:28:17 PM  
Whoa, now that's a family tree with no forks. Looks like papa just divided in two like an amoeba at some point.
 
2010-12-23 06:33:20 PM  
If the good beer was Budweiser. . .what was SHE drinking?

/No, no, I really don't think I want to know the answer to that. . .
 
2010-12-23 06:44:04 PM  
typical limpdick limberger listeners.
 
2010-12-23 06:58:33 PM  
timujin: To me, this is the most interesting line in the article:

A federal judge gave Hixon a lenient sentence after a minister, a former City Council member, businessmen an ex- Florida Supreme Court justice testified and wrote letters on his behalf.

A City Council member and a Supreme Court Justice wrote letters for this dude?


The only thing I can think of? They're both former clansmen as well.
 
2010-12-23 06:59:25 PM  
Lord Jubjub: If the good beer was Budweiser. . .what was SHE drinking?

/No, no, I really don't think I want to know the answer to that. . .


Something between skunk piss and rubbing alcohol.
 
2010-12-23 07:00:23 PM  
timujin: To me, this is the most interesting line in the article:

A federal judge gave Hixon a lenient sentence after a minister, a former City Council member, businessmen an ex- Florida Supreme Court justice testified and wrote letters on his behalf.

A City Council member and a Supreme Court Justice wrote letters for this dude?


Isn't that Travis Trit?
 
2010-12-23 07:00:45 PM  
Lord Jubjub: If the good beer was Budweiser. . .what was SHE drinking?

/No, no, I really don't think I want to know the answer to that. . .


Natural Ice?
Old Milwaukee Ice?
Something with "Ice" in the name?
 
2010-12-23 07:03:26 PM  
Troy Hixon's girlfriend, whose name was not released, told deputies that an argument began after she complained that she was forced to drink cheap beer while the men drank "good beer" - Budweiser, according to the report. She also said someone poured beer on her while she was on the ground, and she heard a can crumple.

No italics. No comments. Just leaving this here.
 
2010-12-23 07:04:08 PM  
www.datzhott.com

"Broke assed white people, livin' in a trailer home, eatin' mayonnaise sandwiches, fu*kin' they sister and listening to John Cougar Mellencamp records."
 
2010-12-23 07:04:37 PM  
Lord Jubjub: If the good beer was Budweiser. . .what was SHE drinking?

/No, no, I really don't think I want to know the answer to that. . .


His semen and the blood flowing from her nose.
 
2010-12-23 07:06:11 PM  
timujin: To me, this is the most interesting line in the article:

A federal judge gave Hixon a lenient sentence after a minister, a former City Council member, businessmen an ex- Florida Supreme Court justice testified and wrote letters on his behalf.

A City Council member and a Supreme Court Justice wrote letters for this dude?

Isn't that Travis Trit?

lmao, the resemblance is uncanny....I guess they thought they were writing letters for Travis Tritt...
 
2010-12-23 07:09:42 PM  
As Roseanne once said in her show after bailing out Dan and their son-in-law after a bar fight: "We are officially white trash."
 
2010-12-23 07:10:13 PM  
They may be inspiration for this:

i656.photobucket.com
 
2010-12-23 07:10:45 PM  
Dad is wearing a GatorLand(tm) denim shirt? Those must be his gussy-up clothes.
 
2010-12-23 07:11:41 PM  
Adjective Bird Whiskey: Ah, the master race.

www.deviantart.com
Not again!
 
2010-12-23 07:11:59 PM  
Someone likes Gatorland? Classy!
 
2010-12-23 07:13:04 PM  
Entitled biatch.
 
2010-12-23 07:13:50 PM  
I bet they have "White Pride" on the back of their pick-up...
 
2010-12-23 07:13:55 PM  
A federal judge gave Hixon a lenient sentence after a minister, a former City Council member, businessmen an ex-Florida Supreme Court justice testified and wrote letters on his behalf

There are 3 members of the clan.
 
2010-12-23 07:14:10 PM  
The fact that he's a former KKK leader isn't germane to the facts of the incident. They just throw that in to make him look bad!

blog.aarp.org
 
2010-12-23 07:14:59 PM  
Why do people who consider themselves the "master race" always look like this?
 
2010-12-23 07:15:40 PM  
duppy: Whoa, now that's a family tree with no forks.

Ah, yes. The traditional Southern "family wreath".

//From Kentucky. Knows these type of people.
 
2010-12-23 07:15:57 PM  
From TFA:

George Hixon is a contractor and carpenter who formerly owned a trucking and auto-salvage company. He also once ran an investment company out of his home.

I really don't want to think people went to that guy looking for investment guidance. How does one go from Merles Auto Salvage to Merril Lynch?
 
2010-12-23 07:15:58 PM  
That is the "best" "Florida" article I've seen in quite some time.
 
2010-12-23 07:16:03 PM  
Sweet Baby Jesus.
 
2010-12-23 07:16:54 PM  
what_now: Why do people who consider themselves the "master race" always look like this?

Because anyone farking stupid enough to think that white people are better than black people are always so far down the ladder they have to make shiat up so they can have someone to look down on.
 
2010-12-23 07:17:46 PM  
media.trb.com

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Ah, the master race.

I can't help but wonder what paths these guys might have taken in life if they just had normal-sized johnsons. That's my theory, anyway. I've never met a bigot that didn't have serious issues with self loathing or inferiority.
 
2010-12-23 07:18:30 PM  
Q:Why is Budweiser like having sex in a canoe?
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They're both f*cking too close to water.
 
2010-12-23 07:18:43 PM  
CygnusDarius: Lord Jubjub: If the good beer was Budweiser. . .what was SHE drinking?

/No, no, I really don't think I want to know the answer to that. . .

Something between skunk piss and rubbing alcohol.


That would be far superior to Budscheisse
 
2010-12-23 07:19:34 PM  
She musta been drinking the beast.....
 
2010-12-23 07:21:22 PM  
Bunch of frakin' savages. That IS NOT good beer.

i941.photobucket.com
 
2010-12-23 07:21:48 PM  
I personally only drink beer that's good enough for Danish Kings.
 
2010-12-23 07:23:26 PM  
Budweiser is "the good beer" to people for whom Velveeta is "the good cheese."
 
2010-12-23 07:25:44 PM  
Lord Jubjub: If the good beer was Budweiser. . .what was SHE drinking?

/No, no, I really don't think I want to know the answer to that. . .


Probably Natural Light. Southern rednecks are the only people over the age of 21 that I have ever seen drink that crap. Show me a grown man drinking Naty Light, I'll show you a man whose several months late on his child support.
 
2010-12-23 07:26:40 PM  
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Perhaps she was drinking this.
 
2010-12-23 07:27:05 PM  
ghostofreasonpast: Show me a grown man drinking Naty Light, I'll show you a man who several months late on his child support. wants to pretend he's at the frat house brah!
 
2010-12-23 07:30:07 PM  
Probably last fight was over who eats the "good" meat...Spam
 
2010-12-23 07:31:08 PM  
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The drink in question.

/worlds worst beer.
 
2010-12-23 07:35:19 PM  
Gunny Highway: The drink in question.

/worlds worst beer.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
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