subby is apparently unfamiliar with Andy Borowitz.

RocketRod: Hope the Office of Media Gathering doesn't get wind of this news.

I hear they're related to the Bureau of Quick Quantification

I just misspelled BBQ and am ashamed of myself

I hope they don't ever hear of freedom of assembly.

Terrorists reply: TSA, LOL.

It is like in Breakin 2 they had a common eneny so they must unite.

So it's time to smoke them outta their holes now?

Good because I've been stocking up on smoke.

Don't forget the Defense Intelligence Analysis Force.

Government Terrorism Fragmentation Office

Regional Office Force Liason

I could go on all day, but probably shouldn't.

I knew that ROTFLMAO van parked outside my place was suspect.

I heard they were having a conference in Seattle, and planning to ride the South Lake Union Trolley to their desired destination.

Barakku: I just misspelled BBQ and am ashamed of myself

The extra B is for BYOBB.

Was that article supposed to be funny?

HelloMyNameIs: I knew that ROTFLMAO van parked outside my place was suspect.

Oh, THAT'S the Regional Office TASK Force Liason, Management And Operations branch. You're in good hands.

This is like the time president at my old company decided that the IT department was now going to officially be renamed the "Spirent / Hikemian Information Technology Department". After we got that email there was about 20 minutes of random uncontrollable giggling. It only took them about 4 hours to realize what they had done.

Is there anything better than corporate and government obsession with acronyms? I don't think so.

Perducci:The extra B is for BYOBB.

What's that extra B for?

That's a typo.

Barakku: I just misspelled BBQ and am ashamed of myself

hah I thought you meant like BQQHQQ

Cannonade: Perducci:The extra B is for BYOBB.

What's that extra B for?

I'll bring a keg...where can I fill it up?

Bundalo: HelloMyNameIs: I knew that ROTFLMAO van parked outside my place was suspect.

Oh, THAT'S the Regional Office TASK Force Liason, Management And Operations branch. You're in good hands.

well done.

Fail??? Seriously??? This is 100% pure epic win!!!

CLIT is the off shoot of the LABIA (Liberate Animals Before Imprisoning Animals)

They should outsource the task of finding new acronyms to someone more qualified. Maybe gather the team to present an agenda for kicking those responsible, for these stupid names, out of the CIA.

/George J. Atis

nofearnohope: CLIT is the off shoot of the LABIA (Liberate Animals Before Imprisoning Animals)

I'm not sure either of those are real.

Lame.

/wish I got paid for that crap

Special Task Unit Providing Intelligence Data And Clandestine Recognizance Of Nefarious Yearning Militias

Global Bilateral Territorial Whack-a-doodles!

I prefer the good 'ol American Secret Service.

proletarian: Was that article supposed to be funny?

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probesport: nofearnohope: CLIT is the off shoot of the LABIA (Liberate Animals Before Imprisoning Animals)

I'm not sure either of those are real.

No, the C.L.I.T. is real. Its the female orgasm that's the myth ...

I'll bet the Society for Terrorism Utilizing Powerful Incendiary Devices is paying close attention.

RockIsDead: Special Task Unit Providing Intelligence Data And Clandestine Recognizance Of Nefarious Yearning Militias

+1

Hender: subby is apparently unfamiliar with Andy Borowitz.

This. It says he's a comedian right above the article.

nofearnohope: WIN!

Coming soon: the United Federal Investigation Alliance

AbbeySomeone: I heard they were having a conference in Seattle, and planning to ride the South Lake Union Trolley to their desired destination.

i was just in Seattle, and I took a ride on the South LUT. Even my girlfriend liked the SLU Trolley.

I'll just leave this here for all of you linguistically challenged folks

Ultimate Freedom In America!

Hender: subby is apparently unfamiliar with Andy Borowitz.

I wish I could say the same.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Hender: subby is apparently unfamiliar with Andy Borowitz.

This. It says he's a comedian right above the article.

Poetic license, gross exaggeration, outright lie... Calling Boringtwit a comedian is like calling Pauly Shore an Oscar caliber thespian. He is that annoying guy who makes one pun, snickers at his own joke, hears himself laughing and decides that he should turn it into a whole article. I loathe him. He is to funny as Drew is to sobriety. Subby, by linking to him, you have made a powerful enemy... and by powerful, I mean I'm wearing my Underoos outside my clothes right now! Boo. A pox upon your house.