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(ABC)   Even Julian Assange wouldn't touch this one: Retired Santa Claus leaks children's wish lists   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 72
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2010-12-22 05:16:09 PM
Narc!
 
2010-12-22 05:46:03 PM
Dawwww
 
2010-12-22 06:11:36 PM
he said. "Kids see Santa as someone they can confide in and care share their secrets with."

You surely showed those trusting little turds.
 
2010-12-22 06:22:50 PM
Hey Santa! How much for your list of naughty little girls?
 
2010-12-22 06:55:39 PM
I think the only leak here is coming from my eyes. WHY ARE MY EYES BLEEDING!!!
 
2010-12-22 07:10:39 PM
little boys who promise to leave him Cheetos and beer, instead of milk and cookies on Christmas Eve

That's my kind of Santa. Though how many houses like that before Santa's sleigh ends up in a ditch?
 
2010-12-22 07:31:54 PM
Santa retired? What, did he move to Boca Raton?
 
2010-12-22 07:49:20 PM
"After 9/11, I had one kid tell me to take toys to the children of the terrorists so that they 'wouldn't hate us so much,'" said Anderson.

Whoa.
 
2010-12-22 08:19:14 PM
That guy is pretty awesome.
 
2010-12-22 08:20:01 PM
Just the other day, Anderson said the father of a little girl he'd met last season came back to tell him that his daughter's wish had been granted.

"Last year she had come to me and asked for relief of her symptoms from this ongoing illness she had," he said. "I told her that it wasn't something I could do but that I'd bring her something very special."

"I guess she took that to mean I was going to cure her," he said, "Because two weeks after Christmas last year her symptoms went into remission."

"It's just that kind of hope and belief, the spontaneous love and affection, that makes me love what I do," he said.


She wasn't schizophrenic or manic with delusions of Santa's grandeur, was she? "That farker at the mall cured me daddy, screw that Santa shiat..."
 
2010-12-22 08:20:10 PM
Hero tag MIA?
 
2010-12-22 08:21:34 PM
trelane99: Hero tag MIA?

Agreed. Not really understanding the sad tag.
 
2010-12-22 08:22:43 PM
Aarontology: "After 9/11, I had one kid tell me to take toys to the children of the terrorists so that they 'wouldn't hate us so much,'" said Anderson.

Whoa.


Yeah, consider my mind blown
 
2010-12-22 08:23:09 PM
shiat my Santa says?
 
2010-12-22 08:26:24 PM
"After 9/11, I had one kid tell me to take toys to the children of the terrorists so that they 'wouldn't hate us so much,'" said Anderson.
 
2010-12-22 08:28:59 PM
I might read this, if I didn't already know it was purely anti-American drivel, meant to damage our interests, and those of our international allies. If this guy had any balls, he'd publish a list from Iran or North Korea.
 
2010-12-22 08:29:04 PM
"After 9/11, I had one kid tell me to take toys to the children of the terrorists so that they 'wouldn't hate us so much,'" said Anderson.

kids are stupid.
 
2010-12-22 08:31:31 PM
"After 9/11, I had one kid tell me to take toys to the children of the terrorists so that they 'wouldn't hate us so much,'"

What a dirty little socialist coward brat.
 
2010-12-22 08:32:58 PM
HahHahHoHoHeh

/root
 
2010-12-22 08:33:02 PM
Would have preferred Hero tag, but Sad fits, too... he obviously loves this gig; and some of those requests are standing down wind from mustard gas level tear jerkers.
/dammnit, now i have a snot riddled kitchen towel.
 
2010-12-22 08:34:02 PM
"The first words I heard from a child was, 'Daddy left us and moved and so I guess he doesn't love us anymore,'"

Yeah pretty much kid. Watcha gonna do?

/would not make a very good Santa.
 
2010-12-22 08:36:16 PM
They used to put kids xmas lists in the local newspaper here, one I thought was cute was when a kid asked santa for a "molkin troll car" :D
I'll let you figure that out yourself, it's pretty adorable, imo.
 
2010-12-22 08:38:41 PM
Julian Assange touches himself.
 
2010-12-22 08:39:54 PM
Nick Nostril: Julian Assange touches himself.

Your butt cheeks touch each other.
 
2010-12-22 08:40:17 PM
SuperMeekrat: he obviously loves this gig

It must take a huge heart to be a Santa like that. I know some people just do it for money, but I would imagine they always learn something.
 
2010-12-22 08:42:01 PM
Sappy tag works too. [sniff]
 
2010-12-22 08:42:24 PM
www.splicedwire.com
a snot rag ?
 
2010-12-22 08:46:58 PM
vernonFL: "After 9/11, I had one kid tell me to take toys to the children of the terrorists so that they 'wouldn't hate us so much,'" said Anderson.

And they reward us with twice the bombs in repayment for our cursed Western capitalist Christian propaganda. Thank you SO much, kid.
 
2010-12-22 08:51:17 PM
That was a good read.

Thank you, Subby, for finding that.
 
2010-12-22 08:55:02 PM
UsikFark: Your butt cheeks touch each other.

Great, now I have the ghey.
 
x23
2010-12-22 08:56:41 PM
a 29 year old Santa?

that must've looked a bit off.
 
2010-12-22 08:57:11 PM
Yet the bastard still never brought me one:

www.jungleredwriters.com
 
2010-12-22 09:02:00 PM
I used to manage a major retail chain store in North Carolina. One year I got to see our Santa cry one year when a little girl climbed up on his lap and told him that all she wanted for Christmas was for her daddy to get out of prison. Santa has a tougher job than most people realize.
 
2010-12-22 09:03:57 PM
Makes me miss my little girl. I don't get to see her anymore after the divorce.

/step-daughter
//loved her like she was my flesh and blood
///never did adopt her. Always thought I'd have more time. So, I have no legal visitation rights
 
2010-12-22 09:04:09 PM
I want Uncle Jim to stop touching me.

And a pony.
 
2010-12-22 09:05:02 PM
For 28 Years, Carl Anderson Has Heard It All As Santa Claus

and he's already seen everything.
 
2010-12-22 09:05:24 PM
blazemongr: "After 9/11, I had one kid tell me to take toys to the children of the terrorists so that they 'wouldn't hate us so much,'" said Anderson.

Well, 9 year old Herbie Greenberg's idea of airlifting dreidels to Pakistan didn't work.
 
2010-12-22 09:06:00 PM
These profiles always remind me of why I could never be a mall Santa.
 
2010-12-22 09:17:38 PM
Wanna make a bet subby

wikileaks releases Santa's naughty list (new window)
 
2010-12-22 09:22:00 PM
ultraholland: I want Uncle Jim to stop touching me.

And a pony.


A pony it is!
 
2010-12-22 09:27:02 PM
Santa wants for Christmas?

"What do I want? I want kids to realize that even though we may have darkness at times, that the sun is always going to shine," he said. "I want kids to know that they're loved and cared for and special."


Yes: comfort them with sweet lies.

ultraholland
2010-12-22 09:04:09 PM (favorite)

I want Uncle Jim to stop touching me.

And a pony.


Why was he touching a pony?

overmortal
2010-12-22 09:03:57 PM

Makes me miss my little girl. I don't get to see her anymore after the divorce.

/step-daughter
//loved her like she was my flesh and blood
///never did adopt her. Always thought I'd have more time. So, I have no legal visitation rights


Call.

I got in touch with someone I hadn't spoken to in 13 years.

We hung out once, but she's being petty and defensive. She still seems to be hostile, but I was the one who snubbed her last (about 11 years ago). So, without needing the details she kinda cut me off. All in one month. But I dropped a hand-written letter in her mailbox. I tried to deliver it right to her.

/even though I'm 2 hours from where we grew up I found she was living 5 blocks from where I was living last year
/don't date your friends
 
2010-12-22 09:29:42 PM
If that f&*ker tells anyone about my asking for an enema for me and Uncle John, I'll bury him in the end zone of Fed Ex Field.
 
2010-12-22 09:30:39 PM
KringleLeaks
 
2010-12-22 09:31:04 PM
fark'emfeed'emfish: I might read this, if I didn't already know it was purely anti-American drivel, meant to damage our interests, and those of our international allies. If this guy had any balls, he'd publish a list from Iran or North Korea.

extremely obvious troll is so obvious its almost not a troll.

/enjoy your coal
 
2010-12-22 09:41:23 PM
thelordofcheese: Santa wants for Christmas?
Why was he touching a pony?


Ponies need touching too.
 
2010-12-22 09:41:30 PM
Flragnararch: fark'emfeed'emfish: I might read this, if I didn't already know it was purely anti-American drivel, meant to damage our interests, and those of our international allies. If this guy had any balls, he'd publish a list from Iran or North Korea.

extremely obvious troll is so obvious its almost not a troll.

/enjoy your coal


That would be a joke, not a troll.
 
2010-12-22 09:42:03 PM
overmortal: Makes me miss my little girl. I don't get to see her anymore after the divorce.

/step-daughter
//loved her like she was my flesh and blood
///never did adopt her. Always thought I'd have more time. So, I have no legal visitation rights


*sigh* I don't understand why there's no will to get this shiat changed. Every day fathers are getting the shaft when it comes to the kids they love and help raise.

I'm happily married with a kid and I'd still never recommend that any guy get married or even have kids without binding legal documentation. It's just that important.

Sorry for your lots, and all that.
 
2010-12-22 09:47:52 PM
jimmyego: he said. "Kids see Santa as someone they can confide in and care share their secrets with."

You surely showed those trusting little turds.


lulz
 
2010-12-22 09:49:16 PM
I thought the whole point of taking your kids to santa was to sneak over and ask santa what they want, then get it for them and magically put it out in the middle of the night

if a kid tells "santa" and only "santa", how will the parents know?
 
2010-12-22 09:53:56 PM
The last time I had a squirming, crying, child on my lap for "special secret time" in front of a camera; it cost me twenty grand and I had to move two states over
 
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