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(AZCentral)   Steve Nash announced plans to divorce his wife the day after she gave birth to the couple's third child. The child obviously didn't resemble his doucheyness   (azcentral.com) divider line 44
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2010-12-22 02:54:32 PM
Yeah, the baby wasn't born with black testicles on its forehead.
 
2010-12-22 02:56:21 PM
Old news is old.
 
2010-12-22 02:57:09 PM
The baby could play defense?
 
2010-12-22 03:02:00 PM
The baby looked more like Crosby, Stills, or Young?
 
2010-12-22 03:02:19 PM
Muta: The baby could play defense?

*chortle*
 
2010-12-22 03:04:15 PM
Does it count as an assist, then?
 
2010-12-22 03:09:13 PM
He was named the MVP just because he's white?
 
2010-12-22 03:11:14 PM
Im_Gumby: The baby looked more like Crosby, Stills, or Young?

going with your theme it makes 'love the one your with' make more sense!
 
2010-12-22 03:17:59 PM
Would've been much better to divorce her while pregnant, right?
 
2010-12-22 03:24:45 PM
It was weird to me she named the child Amare Jr.
 
2010-12-22 03:29:07 PM
IAmRight: Would've been much better to divorce her while pregnant, right?



Well, he doesn't want to pay for permanent spousal support anyway, so he's a douche either way.
 
2010-12-22 03:39:15 PM
What...a....farking...douche....
 
2010-12-22 03:42:58 PM
hbk72777: IAmRight: Would've been much better to divorce her while pregnant, right?



Well, he doesn't want to pay for permanent spousal support anyway, so he's a douche either way.


Gee, who wouldn't want to pay permanently for someone else to live off of your millions of dollars as though you're going to be earning those forever?
 
2010-12-22 03:44:27 PM
Also, clearly there is nothing more douchey than having a prenup and actually trying to have it honored. I hate when people try to make me honor contracts!
 
2010-12-22 03:46:13 PM
HZS9PK: What...a....farking...douche....

Why? Divorce sucks, sure, and it is particularly rough when there are children in the mix, but it happens. He waited until after his child was born likely to avoid any sort of legal complications with custody and stewardship. The kid is his, biologically, and he made clear that legally he's accepting responsibility for it as well.

IAmRight: Gee, who wouldn't want to pay permanently for someone else to live off of your millions of dollars as though you're going to be earning those forever?

She agreed to it, too. He's 100% legally bound to child support regardless.
 
2010-12-22 03:47:08 PM
now i ain't sayin' she's a gold digga, but she ain't messin with no broke canadian who went to santa clara.
 
2010-12-22 04:03:29 PM
FTA

In the divorce filing, Nash said their marriage is "irretrievably broken" with "no reasonable prospect of reconciliation."

Sounds like he may have found out she cheated on him. Expect to hear a story about him asking for a DNA test in the next few weeks.
 
2010-12-22 04:04:13 PM
I think that kid will be alright.
 
2010-12-22 04:10:53 PM
Didn't this happen like a month ago?
 
2010-12-22 04:11:59 PM
hbk72777: IAmRight: Would've been much better to divorce her while pregnant, right?



Well, he doesn't want to pay for permanent spousal support anyway, so he's a douche either way.


how exactly does that make him a douche? It was agreed upon before they got married. A man shouldn't have to support a woman after he leaves, I'm sure she's perfectly capable of working herself.

And the kids, the ones that are biologically his anyway, I'm sure will be taken care of. I'm sure the timing of the divorce filing had something to do with what popped out of her greeeeezy baby maker. She was probably banging a teammate or something.
 
2010-12-22 04:20:39 PM
whoah, black baby, bama lam
whoah, black baby, bama lam
Mrs. Nash had a child, bama lam
not Nash's child, bama lam
 
2010-12-22 04:20:56 PM
Oh, please. I'm sure he didn't just surprise her with divorce papers out of the blue. I'm sure they discussed it and realized it just wasn't working.

Its much worse to raise a kid in a relationship where the parents don't love each other, than to just split up and split up time with the kid.

The most poorly adjusted people I know grew up in dysfunctional households where the parents were still together.
 
2010-12-22 04:29:58 PM
Wombatzu: whoah, black baby, bama lam
whoah, black baby, bama lam
Mrs. Nash had a child, bama lam
not Nash's child, bama lam


I think I love you. My office door was shut thank goodness but the snorting & gasping for air has to sound a little suspicious.

/literally just heard that song on the radio
 
2010-12-22 04:37:49 PM
t1.gstatic.com

The NBA season is a long one...
 
2010-12-22 04:59:21 PM
Link (new window)
 
2010-12-22 05:05:42 PM
If he played for the spurs, I could have told you who the daddy was.
 
2010-12-22 05:06:04 PM
FTA: "In a statement issued Tuesday, Alejandra said she was surprised by her husband's decision.

'I still do not quite understand what interests possessed Steve to do such a thing at this moment, as he told me of his desire to divorce the day before the birth of our son,' she said."

Reading comprehension failure.
 
2010-12-22 05:08:32 PM
the baby came out taller than him?
 
2010-12-22 05:17:03 PM
ZoSo_the_Crowe: FTA: "In a statement issued Tuesday, Alejandra said she was surprised by her husband's decision.

'I still do not quite understand what interests possessed Steve to do such a thing at this moment, as he told me of his desire to divorce the day before the birth of our son,' she said."

Reading comprehension failure.


I have a hard time beliving they weren't having problems and both of them knew divorce was a possibility.

So everything was hunky dory, and *boom* he wants to leave?
 
2010-12-22 05:19:36 PM
downstairs: I have a hard time beliving they weren't having problems and both of them knew divorce was a possibility.

I'd like to thank this article for giving me a good example of how Donovan McNabb reacts to things that happen to him.
 
2010-12-22 06:03:47 PM
two sides to every story, subby...stop being a headline submitting troll-baiting ass.
 
2010-12-22 06:11:44 PM
Wombatzu: whoah, black baby, bama lam
whoah, black baby, bama lam
Mrs. Nash had a child, bama lam
not Nash's child, bama lam


Holy shiat. FIVE STARS for you. FIVE.
 
2010-12-22 06:31:46 PM
phojochris: The NBA season is a long one...

I never get tired of that picture.
 
2010-12-22 06:32:10 PM
Wombatzu: whoah, black baby, bama lam
whoah, black baby, bama lam
Mrs. Nash had a child, bama lam
not Nash's child, bama lam


Ok Ok. That may well be the funniest and most fitting thing I've read on fark in a long time. The internetz are yours. All of them.

The damn thing gone wild, bama lam
 
2010-12-22 06:52:16 PM
cf.ltkcdn.net

Wife named her too. Brazzilia Nash.
 
2010-12-22 07:35:53 PM
phojochris: The NBA season is a long one...

You know what I hate about that picture?

No one stops to think that maybe, just maybe, the couple can't have kids or the baby is adopted.
 
2010-12-22 09:34:53 PM
factoryconnection: She agreed to it, too. He's 100% legally bound to child support regardless.

Exactly. Also, because he waited until the birth of the child, that should presumably provide more rights to the child as far as money goes.

Don't worry, mom will get her cut, folks.
 
2010-12-22 09:36:55 PM
Though, there is the sad possibility that maybe it WAS a sudden thing... in her mind. Maybe she just went too far with the "I'm pregnant!" schtick that he could no longer handle her personality, at all. Maybe he is just too shallow to be with someone who looked non-skinny, and was a dick about it.
 
2010-12-22 10:22:17 PM
Wow. Didn't hear about this until just now, but that's got to be just about one of the douchiest things you could ever possibly do. Was he just tired of kids, or what?

Plus, while they may have had some sort of premarital agreement stating he won't owe her jack, even if that is upheld, it would be a nice gesture for him to send her even just a few thousand a month to help out with the 3 kids. I'm not a fan of instances in which, for example, Elin gets half of "their" (Tiger's) money, but when you make millions a year, it won't kill you to part with 10 or 20 grand a year so that mom doesn't have to end up working 2 jobs and raising 3 kids (not that I'm implying that's how it'll work for Mrs. Nash).
 
2010-12-22 10:24:48 PM
madden101: Wow. Didn't hear about this until just now, but that's got to be just about one of the douchiest things you could ever possibly do. Was he just tired of kids, or what?

Plus, while they may have had some sort of premarital agreement stating he won't owe her jack, even if that is upheld, it would be a nice gesture for him to send her even just a few thousand a month to help out with the 3 kids. I'm not a fan of instances in which, for example, Elin gets half of "their" (Tiger's) money, but when you make millions a year, it won't kill you to part with 10 or 20 grand a year so that mom doesn't have to end up working 2 jobs and raising 3 kids (not that I'm implying that's how it'll work for Mrs. Nash).


That's called child support and he has to pay that by law. She won't be getting spousal support from him which is a totaly different thing from child support.
 
2010-12-22 10:41:38 PM
ongbok: That's called child support and he has to pay that by law. She won't be getting spousal support from him which is a totaly different thing from child support.

And if she has custody (even partial custody), considering his income, she will be receiving plenty of support.
 
2010-12-23 01:41:33 AM
MattyFridays: phojochris: The NBA season is a long one...

You know what I hate about that picture?

No one stops to think that maybe, just maybe, the couple can't have kids or the baby is adopted.


Everyone thinks that. It's a joke. You'll get over it.
 
2010-12-23 06:01:26 AM
Chupacabra Sandwich: MattyFridays: phojochris: The NBA season is a long one...

You know what I hate about that picture?

No one stops to think that maybe, just maybe, the couple can't have kids or the baby is adopted.

Everyone thinks that. It's a joke. You'll get over it.


Truth. I thought adopted immediately, too. I was adopted myself and know a lot of parents that don't look like their kids.
 
2010-12-23 08:21:26 AM
DavidVincent: Wife named her too. Brazzilia Nash.

i.imgur.com
 
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