I_C_Weener: I hope we can hunt mammoths then.

You can hunt mammoth now.

Is this the thread with the anecdotal evidence and the profound misunderstanding of science?

Oh good, I was concerned we were going to pump fewer cancer-causing carcinogens in the air for nothing.

with, like, a stick or something

No, he does it by looking at that giant ball of fire in the sky we call the "Sun". The thing DarnoKonrad and HansensDisease pretend plays no part whatsoever in global temperature. It's like finding that you car isn't running right and instead of looking at the engine, transmission, or drive-train they decide that the problem has to be in the left rear tail light. Then come up with all sorts of theories to fit their preconceived notion.

The reason he is predicting cold obviously has to to with the suns recent relative inactivity/slugishness over the last decade.







It will be interesting to see how fast or slow the next sunspot cycle is and if the trend toward less sunspots, and thus a cooler sun, continues.

Crosshair: No, he does it by looking at that giant ball of fire in the sky we call the "Sun".

The sun is not a ball of fire. It's a ball of plasma.

Punxsutawney Phil is the only weather expert I listen to. He only lies to me once a year.

I heard that headline in my head spoken in the voice of Chip (Jim Norton).

What is the difference between ice and mini-ice?

/hopes it's not Ice 9

With A STICK.

Everyone move to the South, now!.

Dear lord is that article hard to read. It hurts the head just to read the drivel that builds up to the actual article. Dare I read what he actually has say or will be head explode?

On that note.. It seemed like the last Global Warming thread was dieing out. Good thing we have another one to take its place.

You know who's been strangely silent recently? Al Gore.

Jiminy X-mas, again with this tired old worn out garbage that was just thrashed out with over 600 comments just a day ago? I'm glad I don't pay for this crap.

It's one guy. He does not represent anything other than one guy. Now proceed with 600 comments of needless refutation of Sum Dum Guy.

/Hey did you notice the massive amount of snow we got this winter?

Damn I should just start saying random shiat 24/7, wait until an insignificant amount f it comes true and I'd be called a farking profit by millions of people.

kvinesknows: Dear lord is that article hard to read. It hurts the head just to read the drivel that builds up to the actual article. Dare I read what he actually has say or will be head explode?

On that note.. It seemed like the last Global Warming thread was dieing out. Good thing we have another one to take its place.

This, I couldn't understand jack shiat

Mad-n-FL: What is the difference between ice and mini-ice?



16 ounces.

CygnusDarius: Everyone move to the South, now!.

They have been, in droves.
See, Liberal policies regarding tax rates really do save lives.

DarnoKonrad: I_C_Weener: I hope we can hunt mammoths then.

You can hunt mammoth now.

Actually finding them is the trick.

/the catching is easy, but the finding -- hoo boy

Oligarchy (^^^)

dead_dangler: You know who's been strangely silent recently? Al Gore.

Gore disappears any time the weather is colder than average, which---by the law of averages---is 50% of the time.

He also has glommed $300 million+ out of this scam, so if he lives 40 more years, that works out to $7.5 million/year plus interest.

That much money will buy a lot of "physical therapists," masseuses, or whatever he calls them.

Oh, how clever to spin it to seem only one person who disagrees. How cute.

New Ice Age 'to begin in 2014' (new window)



/would like a word with the warmtards

HansensDisease: Is this the thread with the anecdotal evidence and the profound misunderstanding of science?

No, it's the thread where warmers will issue appeals to authority and ignore IPCC corruption and misinformation while calling people deniers for examining and revealing both scientific fraud and conflicts of interest in the peer review process. The deniers will link recent peer reviewed refutation of the climatologist statistical methods for declaring unprecendented warming, but the warmers will not only ignore the link, they'll continue to cling to the conclusions of said faulty statistics. The warmers will mock the study and ask why it doesn't prove CO2 causes no warming (which is a strawman, since everyone, including so called deniers, knows that CO2 concentration increases lead to increased forcing ).


Pretty sure this is that thread

Well, we are due for a mini ice age in historical terms. Maybe it will counteract the other crap that's going on. Or at least freeze the crap

This is all absolutely true. I saw on PBS a real scientist, unlike me, show dot matrix printed graphs of co2 from the ice deep from Antiarctica where the warming accelerated into cooling cycles over zillions of years, but we accomplished it much sooner. So by warming the planet up, we are forcing an ice age! Luckily, chemtrails are helping slow it a bit, but I'm not sure what the affects on the populations will be yet.

kvinesknows

On that note.. It seemed like the last Global Warming thread was dieing out. Good thing we have another one to take its place.

Doesn't really have anything to do with global warming except to say that the sun plays a much larger role in climate change than anything else, which is pretty much a given.

Sticky Hands: DarnoKonrad: Crosshair: No, he does it by looking at that giant ball of fire in the sky we call the "Sun".

The sun is not a ball of fire. It's a ball of plasma.

naw, I don't thin that's right.
every GIS I do for "plasma ball" shows these cool looking purple lightening things.

whereas a GIS for "fire ball" shows these yellow red deals that look a lot more sun like.

Try "miasma of incandescent plasma"

The guy is a nutball psuedo-scientist. The only thing he's good at is retroactive prediction. Oh, and despite the way he's wording things, he's an astrologer. He's just trying to sciencey up everything.

100% hokum.

olddinosaur: dead_dangler: You know who's been strangely silent recently? Al Gore.

Gore disappears any time the weather is colder than average, which---by the law of averages---is 50% of the time.


Urge to kill...rising...

So is it going to get colder or warmer. I need to know as I am buying pajamas today. Should I get the shorts or long pants?

CygnusDarius: Everyone move to the South, now!

If only your country hadn't built that big farking wall to keep us out...

Ahh, the glory of the earth, climate, and the immediate weather. I have great confidence in the capabilities of this great blue-green ball with very little confidence in the cretinous experts crawling the surface.

Barakku:
Urge to kill...rising...

Yes! Smite those who dare deny the holy prophet & his message!

RedEmily: So is it going to get colder or warmer. I need to know as I am buying pajamas today. Should I get the shorts or long pants?

Nightgown, its warm enough, yet allows the nethers some cooling, if needed.

angry_scientist: This is all absolutely true. I saw on PBS a real scientist, unlike me, show dot matrix printed graphs of co2 from the ice deep from Antiarctica where the warming accelerated into cooling cycles over zillions of years, but we accomplished it much sooner. So by warming the planet up, we are forcing an ice age! Luckily, chemtrails are helping slow it a bit, but I'm not sure what the affects on the populations will be yet.

Expanded hunting season?

GaryPDX: Jacobin: Well, we are due for a mini ice age in historical terms. Maybe it will counteract the other crap that's going on. Or at least freeze the crap

Indeed.

Gary, that'd be crazy if snowdrifts were that high!!

RedEmily: So is it going to get colder or warmer. I need to know as I am buying pajamas today. Should I get the shorts or long pants?

You should get the g-string kind, with black fishnet stockings and a red bra.

"Is it possible that everything we do is dwarfed by the moods of the star that gives life to the world?"

This is why man made gw is a total hoax.

Cpl. D

The guy is a nutball psuedo-scientist. The only thing he's good at is retroactive prediction. Oh, and despite the way he's wording things, he's an astrologer. He's just trying to sciencey up everything.

100% hokum.

I'm certainly not saying you're wrong, but I didn't see anything in that article that would leave me to that conclusion. That being said, I don't know anything about the guy. Do you have another article on him that would help aid our fellow Farkers?

DarnoKonrad: Crosshair: No, he does it by looking at that giant ball of fire in the sky we call the "Sun".

The sun is not a ball of fire. It's a ball of plasma.

Yeah, and your mother's not a whore, she's a charitable prostitute.

FTA..."We have about 90,000 tons of grit in stock..."

Cue "that's racist!" kid.