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(Some Guy)   Yes, but who would win in a fight: Chuck Norris or Kenny Loggins?   (hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com ) divider line
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2010-12-22 10:52:40 AM  
Don't even talk about that. If their beards touched existence as we know it would unravel leaving nothing but chaos.
 
2010-12-22 10:55:43 AM  
I'm trying to tell you that as a fighter, pound for pound, my boy Kenny Loggins will disintegrate your Chuck Norris. He'll knock his block off.
 
2010-12-22 11:00:34 AM  

UberDave: Don't even talk about that. If their beards touched existence as we know it would unravel leaving nothing but chaos.


Sounds like a HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE!
 
2010-12-22 11:15:58 AM  
Buzz Aldrin would kick both of their asses to the moon!
 
2010-12-22 12:16:36 PM  
Anybody notice that Chuck Norris has a pretty crappy toupée these days?
 
2010-12-22 01:00:33 PM  
Kenny Loggins does have some sweet Karate moves.
 
2010-12-22 01:00:52 PM  
Even though I ain't got money...

I find this link pretty funny.
 
2010-12-22 02:13:08 PM  
The Chuck Norris meme was funnier when it was the Vin Diesel meme.
 
2010-12-22 02:23:20 PM  

UberDave: Don't even talk about that. If their beards touched existence as we know it would unravel leaving nothing but chaos.


It's like crossing the streams.
 
2010-12-22 02:24:09 PM  
I pity the fool who don't know that Mr. T ate my balls...
 
2010-12-22 02:25:18 PM  
Kenny Loggins eats baby seals for breakfast
 
2010-12-22 02:25:23 PM  
Hyperbole and a Half is pretty much the best humor blog ever to exist.

I highly suggest reading the Alot and
 
2010-12-22 02:26:12 PM  
Hyperbole and a Half is pretty much the best humor blog ever to exist.

I highly suggest reading the Alot and This Is Why I'll Never Be An Adult.
 
2010-12-22 02:27:12 PM  
I think Kenny Loggins would come out alright in this
 
2010-12-22 02:27:47 PM  

Orgasmatron138: UberDave: Don't even talk about that. If their beards touched existence as we know it would unravel leaving nothing but chaos.

It's like crossing the streams.


I crossed your mom's stream last night.

/hi5?
//Anyone?
/// :(
 
2010-12-22 02:28:44 PM  
It's hard not to go with Loggins and his sustained high note attack.
It's pretty damn lethal.
 
2010-12-22 02:29:19 PM  
Chuck Norris doesn't fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
 
2010-12-22 02:29:37 PM  
Kenny Loggins managed to kill 40,000 Jimmy Buffet fans in a single day, but he did have the help of Michael McDonald and James Ingram.

Still, I like the Log's chances.

/Jimmy Mussina was never the same after what K-Lo did to him.
 
2010-12-22 02:29:38 PM  
I hope they land right on Kenny Loggins.
 
2010-12-22 02:29:44 PM  
The answer is no one wins.

No one.
 
2010-12-22 02:29:48 PM  

Actual Farking: Kenny Loggins does have some sweet Karate moves.


Don't forget an awesome 80's crotch laser
 
2010-12-22 02:29:55 PM  

Jounville: I crossed your mom's stream last night.


You turned her urine into holy water? Impressive!
 
2010-12-22 02:31:19 PM  
How did this even come up?

Did they have an argument on the shuffleboard court?
Did Loggins drink Chuck's last can of Ensure without asking?

Loggins is 62, and Norris is 70!
 
2010-12-22 02:31:27 PM  

Actual Farking: Kenny Loggins does have some sweet Karate moves.


Came for the Yacht Rock. Left smooth.
 
2010-12-22 02:32:51 PM  

Sybarite: UberDave: Don't even talk about that. If their beards touched existence as we know it would unravel leaving nothing but chaos.

Sounds like a ROUNDHOUSE TO THE DANGER ZONE!


FTFY
 
2010-12-22 02:33:39 PM  
Batman?
 
2010-12-22 02:34:48 PM  
This is a good blog.
 
2010-12-22 02:35:49 PM  
TommyymmoT

How did this even come up?

Because shut up, that's how.
 
2010-12-22 02:36:19 PM  

RainbeauxSue: Hyperbole and a Half is pretty much the best humor blog ever to exist.

I highly suggest reading the Alot and This Is Why I'll Never Be An Adult.


Games you can play with a brick is my fave of all time. I was tempted to submit it to Fark when it appeared, but I thought, "nah, they'd never post a goofy blog post."
 
2010-12-22 02:36:34 PM  
How can this even be a discussion?

Chuck Norris never sleeps.....he WAITS....
 
2010-12-22 02:37:10 PM  
Kenny Loggins won't be singing after Chuck Norris let's his foot loose.
 
2010-12-22 02:38:01 PM  
There's only one civilized way to settle this.

Fair is fair.
Just because your character's name is Walker, doesn't mean you're allowed to use yours in a fight.

HOVEROUND DEMOLITION DERBY!
 
2010-12-22 02:40:35 PM  
Danger Zone!!
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-12-22 02:41:39 PM  

PhiloeBedoe: I'm trying to tell you that as a fighter, pound for pound, my boy Kenny Loggins will disintegrate your Chuck Norris. He'll knock his block off.


Awesome.

/Five Scully's catch of the day please
 
2010-12-22 02:42:25 PM  

TommyymmoT: How did this even come up?

Did they have an argument on the shuffleboard court?
Did Loggins drink Chuck's last can of Ensure without asking?

Loggins is 62, and Norris is 70!


... holy shiat, you're not joking.
 
2010-12-22 02:43:37 PM  
Chuck Norris is not 70.

70 is Chuck Norris.
 
2010-12-22 02:45:15 PM  
Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home
 
2010-12-22 02:47:00 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Anybody notice that Chuck Norris has a pretty crappy toupée these days?


theiowarepublican.com
 
2010-12-22 02:48:13 PM  
I RTA. It was stupid. I want Chuck Norris to gut the author like a pig and feed the goo to his pet Velociraptors.
 
2010-12-22 02:49:11 PM  
Scroll all the way down to the bottom and click on the "Hello" guy for giant-bulging-man-dolphin goodness.
 
2010-12-22 02:51:22 PM  
If Chuck Norris wanted to kick his ass then Kenny Loggins would be in his house Poohing in the corner.
 
2010-12-22 02:52:55 PM  
"Dogs Don't Understand Basic Concepts" and "God of Cake" are amazing as well.
 
2010-12-22 02:54:27 PM  

inkling79: Lando Lincoln: Anybody notice that Chuck Norris has a pretty crappy toupée these days?


And you lived to post that?
 
2010-12-22 02:55:35 PM  
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has congestive heart failure.
 
2010-12-22 03:00:05 PM  
The pop culture version of Chuck Norris is better than the real human being.

See also Seagal, Steven.
 
2010-12-22 03:03:33 PM  

inkling79: Lando Lincoln: Anybody notice that Chuck Norris has a pretty crappy toupée these days?


yeah it's pretty rug-ged.
 
2010-12-22 03:04:16 PM  
God of Cake is hilarious...I do love the one before this one too, about the dogs & moving, since we've been through the hotel room freak-out when we moved last time.
 
2010-12-22 03:05:15 PM  
Kenny Loggins hands down. Norris is a wuss.
 
2010-12-22 03:05:27 PM  

studebaker hoch: TommyymmoT

How did this even come up?

Because shut up, that's how.


studebaker hoch, yeah, yeah, studebaker hoch, studebaker hoch.

Let's see them BOTH try to take on Billy.
A mountain is something you don't want to fark with,
so don't fark with Billy, don't fark around.

How's that truss working out for ya?
 
2010-12-22 03:08:18 PM  

GreenAdder: The Chuck Norris meme was funnier when it was the Vin Diesel BILL BRASKY meme.


Vin Diesel is Disney's biatch now
 
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