*cries*

Thank you sir may I have another.

You know while he's locked up he's going to get some marriage proposals.

He has also been ordered to stay away from all children he is not related to.

So... I guess his kids and grandkids get all of his spanking goodness for themselves.

But no tongue right?

So, what's the problem then?

"the retired teacher was a serial spanker who preyed on boys as young as nine, often giving them whacks across their behinds as a sick birthday gift."


Wow. My uncle is going up the river big time for the "8 and one to grow on" punches to the arm I received as a child.

That made me very sad.

...or a straight-0n pedophile.


HIs wife always wondered about his collection of little shoes.

come on... where are all the

dad ??


comments...

Guess how he will be spending his time in jail?????

Actually, that guy could be really creepy really fast. Just his skin.. and his glasses... and ::shudders::

...And will now be the pic of all "I'd hit it" posts from now until the end of time.

"The beatings will now begin!"

That guy was on Conan last night.

the not-for-profit Pennsylvania video workshop he ran on weekends.

Come on, if that doesn't SCREAM "Look out, I'm a pederast!" then what does?

What, so everyone with glasses is a pervert?

"Spank me you Nazi Biatch!!"

Sorry - quick flashback there. Nevermind.

Hey, that guy is my priest!!!

Hmmm I wonder if all they (the other prisoners) will do to him in prison is spank him... and will he enjoy it?

/Who's your creepy (old and busted) neighbor!? That's right!?!? Say it louder!

Mr. Rogers?

Will spank for food!!

I don't get it.. my 6th grade teacher used to give birthday whacks for fun.. none of that kissing though, she'd just stand the kid up at the front of the room, we'd count out the whacks for the kid's age, then one more for good luck, we'd laugh, then eat birthday cake. It was all harmless, I don't see how it was any way "sick".

Does this mean Mrs. Martin-Smith is going away for a long long time?

you know, I try not to think of "pervert serial-spankers" at all, thank you very much Mr Headline Submitter.

Uncle Roy?

I had a Principal in elementary school (Good old Mr. Newman) who used to give each and every student male and female birthday spankings. I didn't even think about it until now, but he was a perv. Thanks for bringing out a represed childhood memory fark.

Wow. One teacher at my elementary school was notorious for giving birthday spankings to all the kids. Huh. Wonder if it's not too late to sue for five million?

/pondering

looks like:

Do you think it's all right to leave the kids with Uncle Ernie?

Ghastly
"...a tickle to grow a pickle" ?!
Whoa... that's sick, that is.

Take off the glasses...dye the hair black...and you got Reagan!

It's sick Spince if the teacher had made you pull down your pants, spanked you, and kissed you afterwards.

you think NAMBLA will get any flack for this?

He looks quite content in that police mug shot, I tell ya.

I want a man with a sloooooooow hand....

He kind of looks like the Heaven's Gate guy.

/gonna go burn my shoes.

2003-07-09 03:07:58 PM Nightsweat
Do you think it's all right to leave the kids with Uncle Ernie?

Yeah, I think it's all right, I think it's all right, I think it's all riiiiiiiiiight.

He has also been ordered to stay away from all children he is not related to.

Anyone up for an appearance by the Grammar Nazi, here to remind you not to end a sentence with a preposition? Shouldn't it be "to whom he is not related"?

2003-07-09 03:07:35 PM brianewart
looks like:

There's no way in hell that guy looks anything like Sir Ian McKellen! Are you blind?

/Sir Ian fan

Maybe he'll off himself and save us time and money.

I guess the policy department doesn't care about a criminal's height, only that the mugshot is an extreme close-up.

GEAH was arrested? No wonder I haven't seen any of his posts. :/

What movie does "Thank you sir, may I have another?" come from? I've been trying to remember all week. :(

His cinema program was called cinekyd

They were Ky'd alright...

Hey, it's Uncle Bob!!! ummm, I mean, uh, I've never seen that guy before in my life. I swear!

Give him the CHAIR!