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(My Fox Los Angeles)   Man breaks record with 25K Santa items, says, "When I think about them I touch my elf"   ( myfoxla.com) divider line
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2010-12-21 12:46:51 AM  
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2010-12-21 12:46:59 AM  
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When I picture hell, it's pretty much like this, maybe even a little less painful.
 
2010-12-21 12:52:17 AM  
Nothing a good insurance fire could not cure.

/Therapeutic and profitable.
 
2010-12-21 12:59:29 AM  
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Was it this guy?
 
2010-12-21 01:28:26 AM  
steerforth:

Paul Giamatti?
 
2010-12-21 01:52:25 AM  

jimmyego: When I picture hell, it's pretty much like this, maybe even a little less painful.

Mine would also consist of Sarah Palin as POTUS.

 
2010-12-21 02:43:39 AM  
Canadiens, maybe...of the Montreal variety (who won in 1993)?

FTFA: "It's like being an Olympic medal winner or the Canadians winning the Stanley Cup,"

Perhaps Jean-Guy was misquoted.
 
2010-12-21 02:56:18 AM  
Well, I hope he doesn't get breast cancer.


/get well, Christina
 
2010-12-21 05:10:48 AM  
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/Envious
 
2010-12-21 05:17:33 AM  
"I don't want anybody else, when I think them I touch my elf"

Obscure?
 
2010-12-21 05:47:46 AM  

glory2hypnotoad: "I don't want anybody else, when I think them I touch my elf"

Obscure?


Pretty sure it's not obscure when the subby did it?

/+1 Subby
 
2010-12-21 07:44:19 AM  
FTFA: As for the honor of being in the Guinness World Records, Laquerre is very proud. He said, "To be included in the Guinness World Records book is a big honor. It's like being an Olympic medal winner or the Canadians winning the Stanley Cup"

...for the clinically insane.
 
2010-12-21 08:17:24 AM  
ho, ho, ho
 
2010-12-21 09:18:19 AM  

Any Pie Left: ho, ho, ho


Where?
 
2010-12-21 10:55:47 AM  
Subby?

You made me laugh.

Out loud.

Ya basterd.

+1
 
2010-12-21 11:30:36 AM  
What a touchable elf may look like:
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/very hot
 
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