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2010-12-20 07:20:20 PM  
I sure miss granny. She would have been hitting the PBR between reading those lines.
 
2010-12-20 07:37:45 PM  
7/10. i like the idea, but the execution was lacking.

In a similar vein, i think there should be a law requiring that a band/singer wishing to release a song as a single must read the lyrics aloud (and without any rhythm {so no singing or rapping})to a panel of their mother, grandmother, any children they have and their favorite English teacher. i imagine this would have saved us from "My Humps" and "Who Let the Dogs Out?".

By the way, they have to read every word rapped/sung, even if it repeats. Not some compressed poem version. They'd have to say "My Humps" or "No Limits" as many times to their panel as they say it in the song.
 
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2010-12-20 07:41:28 PM  
That sure seemed a lot funnier before I watched the video
 
2010-12-20 07:46:45 PM  
Ahem...

Episode #184 "Geo's mom reads Jay-Z lyrics"
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Nothing new here. George Hrab has been doing it for years as a gag in his podcast.
 
2010-12-20 07:53:40 PM  
Yep, nothing forces humor as much as forcing it.
 
2010-12-20 07:58:16 PM  
I dunno, the last one was kinda good.

Poor grandpa. Grandma didn't even know the word anal.
 
2010-12-20 08:15:29 PM  
At least as compelling and original as "shiat My Dad Says".
 
2010-12-20 08:37:06 PM  
I think the twitter captioning distracted from Grandma. It was funniest when I forced my eyes away from the text.
 
2010-12-20 08:59:54 PM  
Tigger sho got a lotta white biatches...
 
2010-12-20 09:23:45 PM  
apeiron242: By the way, they have to read every word rapped/sung, even if it repeats. Not some compressed poem version. They'd have to say "My Humps" or "No Limits" as many times to their panel as they say it in the song.

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2010-12-20 09:52:42 PM  
NegativeNine :

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2010-12-20 09:54:33 PM  
SharkTrager: I dunno, the last one was kinda good.

Poor grandpa. Grandma didn't even know the word anal.


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"Ah-nuss."

NegativeNine: apeiron242: By the way, they have to read every word rapped/sung, even if it repeats. Not some compressed poem version. They'd have to say "My Humps" or "No Limits" as many times to their panel as they say it in the song.

I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth

Hop about the bed turn my swag on
Pay no attention to them haters cuz we whip em off
and we ain't doing nothing wrong
so don't tell me nothing, i'm just tryna have fun
so keep the party jumping

so whats up (yea)
And I'll be doing what to do
we turn our back
and whip our hair and just shake them off
shake them off, shake them off, shake them off

Don't let haters keep me off my grind
Keep my head up i know I'll be fine
Keep fighting until i get there
When i'm down and i feel like giving up i think again

I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth

I'ma get more shine in a little bit
Soon as i hit the stage applause im hearing it
whether its black stars black hearts im feeling it
but can't none of them whip it like i do
I, i gets it in mmmm yea i go hard
when they see me pull up i whip it real hard
i whip it real hard, real hard, i whip it real hard

Don't let haters keep me off my grind
Keep my head up i know I'll be fine
Keep fighting until i get there
When i'm down and i feel like giving up i think again

I whip my hair back and forth
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You c*nt. Leave. Now.
 
2010-12-20 10:01:38 PM  
Jackpot777: You c*nt. Leave. Now.

Then why did you quote the whole thing? Makes us scroll down twice. ;)
 
2010-12-20 10:20:27 PM  
Sim Tree: Jackpot777: You c*nt. Leave. Now.

Then why did you quote the whole thing? Makes us scroll down twice. ;)


I'm on my phone. I thought I had deleted all the way to the first line.

F*ck f*ckity f*ck f*ck f*ck.
 
2010-12-20 10:23:30 PM  
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2010-12-20 10:43:20 PM  
Betty White and/or the Fruitcake Lady from Jay Leno does this better.
 
2010-12-21 09:37:19 AM  
Sock Ruh Tease: NegativeNine :

Oh I lol'd...and had a strange mix of that song and Arnold screaming playing at the same time in my head.
 
2010-12-21 10:14:14 AM  
Just f*cking damn. Granny needs an Icehouse.

/I whip my weenie back & forth.......
//Fiddy just a two-bit kneegrow................
 
2010-12-21 11:14:09 AM  
NegativeNine: apeiron242: By the way, they have to read every word rapped/sung, even if it repeats. Not some compressed poem version. They'd have to say "My Humps" or "No Limits" as many times to their panel as they say it in the song.

I whip my hair back and forth (ad naseum)


Ah the Smith family legacy. Lets not bring in new fresh faces that have talent, no no no! We need the spoiled rich talentless hack kids of mediocre rich celebrities to get all the big deals. Mr. Smith sucked as a singer, I don't expect his kids to improve on that. Same for his acting.
 
2010-12-21 07:07:47 PM  
apeiron242: they have to read every word rapped/sung, even if it repeats

Tofu's law: the number of times that a simple phrase is repeated in a song is inversely proportional to the intelligence of the intended audience.
 
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