sh'wing

Yup, I'll definitely need to see pictures to have an opinion.

I still got a salami I gotta hide

<------i hope it wasn't her!!!

That's . That's . It's even , too.

!! It's !! Grr..

The funny thing is, I just heard this on the radio at the exact time I read this.
Scary, no?

"Do you know Jingle Bells?"

Hey! I got a hole-in-one! Hey! I got a hole in another! Look!!! There's another hole-in-one!!!

Strippers on a golf course!! How hard do you think the golfers were trying to get their balls in the holes that day? Let the big dog eat baby.

This is what makes America Great, don't let these bastards take the strippers off the golf courses! This is a call to arms gentleman. Nothing is over till we say its over. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. NO!

/Blutarski

"Most people associate South Hills with weddings."
- Susan Greenfield

Um.. sorry Susan, but most people associate places called "South Hills" with Retirement Homes.

Is that ageist of me to say?

I would probably try golf if it involved naked women.

"Caledonia Police Chief Jeffrey Meier said Tuesday that after viewing three hours of the television station's footage, investigators say the outings may have violated a local ordinance that prohibits nude entertainment on liquor-licensed premises."

-did they really need to watch 3 hours???

The girls were probably looking for a golfer with a big wood

Maybe I should have yelled 'two'!

[/required 'shack quote]

They forgot to repair their ball marks...

I think I am beginning to OD on "naked" stories. "Boobies" are still fine, of course...

How much are greens fees and does that include lapdances?

I suppose that none of these people had large breasts...cause I found out in the last thread that "well-endowed" chicks can't golf.

Played golf with a stripper once. She kept playing with my putter and hiding my balls in the bush. She nearly had a stroke when she saw how much my shaft stuck out from my bag. Later I had to driver home.

I can't believe someone hasn't started a strip golf course club yet.

"may have violated a local ordinance"

Guy's ... we're gonna need to watch that tape again. Roll the tape boys. Simmons, get me some popcorn and a kleenex.

Germans?

Hey Dolphin, is that Burton Cummings with Santa?

Nudity should never be controversial. What a farked-up world.

What was her handicap?

"That's some nice police work there, Lou."

At least it wasn't this guy.

Lipspinach
Thats obviously Tony Orlando

god I am embarassed to know that.

This makes me want to hit the links. Golf, pool, hockey, football.. all sports are better when there are strippers around.

I live near there, and it comes as no surprise to me that most people think of something other than golf when they think of South Hills. It is a crappy public course with a seedy clubhouse. Even seedier than I thought, evidently.

I have a friend who just played in a strip club tournament. It cost a $150.00 entry fee, $300.00 to have a girl ride in your cart with you, plus "tips" for services rendered along the way. He had a good time.

I don't see anyone complaining here do you? That's too bad about the misplaced concern over the kids though - when I was a kid I would have traded all my starwars cards to see a nude woman frolicking on green grass.

BTW over the last few weeks I am starting to see how many Americans think the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!

/Canadian

keelhauled_by_monkey_pirates
...all sports are better when there are strippers around.


Or... girls!

For the love of all things Holy!!! Will someone please let me know when personal responsibility come around? It's the Golf courses fault that stripers got nude and acted like whores? Wouldn't that be the strippers fault? Hello?

The next time I speed and get a ticket, I'll make sure that they send it to the manufacturer, cause it's there fault that I can go that fast. Or maybe to Exxon for selling me gas? Or maybe to Goodyead for selling me tires? Or maybe the state for building roads?

/ morons

I guess this is an appropriate time to mention the following:
I have extra stiff shafts.

I live right across a golf course from the actual house in Caddyshack 1 where he is farking the judge's niece. Every other year I run over and jump in there pool. The couple actually looks like the judge and his wife.

But there are never any strippers on the course - private club, I guess. I'm gonna have to talk to them about it. We've got Bryant Gumbel and Lee Majors as members. I asked him what it was like farking Farrah Faucet, and he got really pissed.

Done a tournament with strippers before, no big deal. Got a show between two strippers on the back nine which was interesting. They were trying to distract me the whole day though, that was kind of annoying, my team was out to win. Ended up shooting a 58 (Par 71) on the scramble, coulda done better.

i wonder when we are going to invade germany for bombing pearl harbor????

/slaps forhead in disgrace

Well, it has never hit me until I read this story, but golf is full of sexual overtones. Just think of some of the words used in the sport. We have: Wood, Driver, Ping, "TAP" in birdie, "Tit"liest, Pennacle, lie, hole, and i'm sure there are others that elude me at this moment. This would tend to explain why so many men love to play golf, or maybe I've just smoked to much crack. :\

2003-07-09 03:39:57 PM GuessWho

I can't believe someone hasn't started a strip golf course club yet.

Somebody has NSFW or anything really

worldwidewedgie, Beerden, waitaminute...

run, don't walk, to the nearest video store to rent Animal House.
the German/Pearl Harbor quote was a classic scene from that movie.

Man some of you Farkers gotta brush up on your Belushi referrences or stop calling yourselfs Farkers!
PS URTheBall dude you have some serious hypercompetitiveness issues, naked hos around and you are worried about winning?

gator94-
if you think about it hard enough, EVERYTHING can be converted to sexual inuendos.

http://www.foxsix.com/

Has a lame ass pic from the news station that did the taping and story