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(Chicago Sun-Times)   More women are choosing not to wreck their happy fun place during childbirth   (suntimes.com) divider line 366
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2010-12-20 01:37:58 PM
So instead they get that nasty scar instead. The happy fun place bounces back, the scar is forever. Although I doubt the c-section is for that reason.
 
2010-12-20 01:43:40 PM
Are you twelve years old, submitter?
 
2010-12-20 02:20:02 PM
The scars get to the point where they're not noticeable fairly quickly.
 
2010-12-20 02:35:58 PM
Newsflash: If you're actually concerned that your woman's vagina will be too loose for you after she has a babby, you have an extremely small penis. And very little knowledge of female reproductive anatomy.

And women: if you plan to have a c-section because you don't want your vagina to become unsightly afterwards, please consider an abortion and sterilization, because you're too vain and stupid to breed. C-sections should be for one reason only -- protecting the life/health of mother and/or child. If you can't deal with HAVING the babby you formed, then don't form babby at all.
 
2010-12-20 02:46:36 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2010-12-20 03:06:49 PM
I think it has more to do with doctors not wanting to do natural births. Its faster and they get more money for a c-section. They pull a, uh I think you are a high risk pregnancy and we have to do a C-section. Then on you next kid say, well you had a C-section last time, you cant ever go vaginal again. BS.
 
2010-12-20 04:14:37 PM
dahmers love zombie: Newsflash: If you're actually concerned that your woman's vagina will be too loose for you after she has a babby, you have an extremely small penis. And very little knowledge of female reproductive anatomy.

THIS.

Every time I hear a guy make a joke about not dating a girl with kids because of a "loose vag" I always wonder exactly how small he is or if he's still a virgin.

Trust me guys, it bounces back.
 
2010-12-20 04:29:20 PM
Do not taunt the happy fun place
 
2010-12-20 04:31:58 PM
Though fewer babies were born in the United States in 2008 than the all-time high reached the year before, rates of births by Caesarean section continued to climb, new data released today shows

What does the number of live births have to do with the percentage of live births involving caesarean sections?
 
2010-12-20 04:32:05 PM
Why are women giving birth at Chuck E Cheese?
 
2010-12-20 04:32:12 PM
If you want to have a natural birth, the first question you should ask your prospective Ob-Gyn is "What is your C-Section rate"?

If its higher than 20%, go elsewhere.
 
2010-12-20 04:32:58 PM
Florida?
 
2010-12-20 04:33:45 PM
J.Garcia'sRightMiddleFinger: What does the number of live births have to do with the percentage of live births involving caesarean sections?

Although grass is often green, you must mow it if you want it to be short.

/wondered the same thing
 
2010-12-20 04:34:04 PM
Not like it matters. They're all bats**t crazy once it's over no matter how the kid comes out. Hormones, you know.
 
2010-12-20 04:34:06 PM
Today's babies are too fat to fit.
 
2010-12-20 04:34:07 PM
The scars really don't fade much. But they are great for scheduling around the OB's golf game.

Unless you are Michelle Duggar. Then it whistles if the wind gets above 20 mph.
 
2010-12-20 04:34:53 PM
MEanwhile, children who do not pass through the mothers hoo-ha are more likely to suffer immuno-related problems by not absorbing the cooch flora.
 
2010-12-20 04:35:01 PM
CheddarPants: The scars get to the point where they're not noticeable fairly quickly.

My son was delivered by C-section by a drunk/ hungover doctor.
Looks like he went in with a hatchet.
Son is ok. Ex is disfigured.

/Win-win
 
2010-12-20 04:35:09 PM
PYROY: Why are women giving birth at Chuck E Cheese?

+1
 
2010-12-20 04:35:20 PM
More like... Lazy doctors aren't willing to let babies come out like they normally would and save some of their precious time by cutting the babies out instead.
 
2010-12-20 04:35:53 PM
My wife's c-section scar is barely noticeable after almost 2 years. The procedure was doctor-ordered. My friend's wife had a kid a few months earlier than us and he said her vag seems tighter now than before. She did have an episiotomy, so maybe the repair added to the tightness?
 
2010-12-20 04:35:58 PM
Kegel.

Enough said.
 
2010-12-20 04:36:41 PM
Unixfreak: dahmers love zombie: Newsflash: If you're actually concerned that your woman's vagina will be too loose for you after she has a babby, you have an extremely small penis. And very little knowledge of female reproductive anatomy.

THIS.

Every time I hear a guy make a joke about not dating a girl with kids because of a "loose vag" I always wonder exactly how small he is or if he's still a virgin.

Trust me guys, it bounces back.


This is actually not what I've heard and read from women. Loss of sensation, pain during sex, everything gets all ripped up, some ladies have continence problems... I think I'm going to give the miracle of birth a pass.
 
2010-12-20 04:36:49 PM
bukketmaster: Not like it matters. They're all bats**t crazy once it's over no matter how the kid comes out. Hormones, you know.

No shiat. My wife delivered natural and it is all still good, but that is the least of your worries.
 
2010-12-20 04:36:56 PM
Like sleeve of wizard.
 
2010-12-20 04:37:00 PM
So.. what did they call a C-section before 100 BC?
 
2010-12-20 04:37:12 PM
Pretty sure I just saw an article criticizing US Health Care for coercing women into getting unnecessary c-sections.
 
2010-12-20 04:37:30 PM
I like to tell him it's because after the kid came I quit farking her.
 
2010-12-20 04:38:01 PM
So instead they get expensive, often unnecessary surgery that we ALL get to pay for! Oh boy!
 
2010-12-20 04:38:02 PM
rocinante721: MEanwhile, children who do not pass through the mothers hoo-ha are more likely to suffer immuno-related problems by not absorbing the cooch flora.

Just a thought, why not swipe a bunch of goop from the vagina and spread it on the c-sectioned baby?

Problem solved
 
2010-12-20 04:38:35 PM
dahmers love zombie: Newsflash: If you're actually concerned that your woman's vagina will be too loose for you after she has a babby, you have an extremely small penis. And very little knowledge of female reproductive anatomy.

Agreed.

And women: if you plan to have a c-section because you don't want your vagina to become unsightly afterwards, please consider an abortion and sterilization, because you're too vain and stupid to breed. C-sections should be for one reason only -- protecting the life/health of mother and/or child. If you can't deal with HAVING the babby you formed, then don't form babby at all.

Why?

We have all kinds of elective surgery that is just as safe/risky, who the hell are you to tell someone else how they should have their baby?
 
2010-12-20 04:38:55 PM
I've nailed plenty of moms. Everything is still tight.

/Most were single mothers.
//Most.
 
2010-12-20 04:38:57 PM
As a husband to a wife who has pushed two of our offspring out of her happy fun place, her happy fun place has never been better. That is a bunch of crap and if it's raining so much p*ssy in your life that you can turn it down because it might not be 'tight' enough you should stop farking your boyfriend in the ass and find a vagina instead.
 
2010-12-20 04:39:01 PM
rocinante721: MEanwhile, children who do not pass through the mothers hoo-ha are more likely to suffer immuno-related problems by not absorbing the cooch flora.

No wonder why my immune system sucks arse... though I was breach so they didn't really have a choice but to scar up my mom.
 
2010-12-20 04:39:46 PM
gunther_bumpass: So.. what did they call a C-section before 100 BC?

Death by child birth.
 
2010-12-20 04:40:24 PM
dahmers love zombie: Newsflash: If you're actually concerned that your woman's vagina will be too loose for you after she has a babby, you have an extremely small penis. And very little knowledge of female reproductive anatomy.

This is clearly an issue that Mythbusters needs to tackle.
 
2010-12-20 04:40:41 PM
J.Garcia'sRightMiddleFinger: What does the number of live births have to do with the percentage of live births involving caesarean sections?

An increase in the percentage of live births is due to babies being born alive who in other times might have died due to complications during childbirth. A good example is breech birth. Babies born breech are at a significantly higher risk for complications (and thus more likely to die) during a normal vaginal delivery. Babies who are determined to be breech are commonly delivered via caesarean (as one of my daughters was).
 
2010-12-20 04:40:50 PM
Snatch-lasticity?
 
2010-12-20 04:41:03 PM
netweavr: Pretty sure I just saw an article criticizing US Health Care for coercing women into getting unnecessary c-sections.

This is why my spawn will be delivered at home in the bathtub. Sure, we'll have to shut down cheese production for a couple days, but that's a small price to pay...
 
2010-12-20 04:41:35 PM
My cousin (hippie) was determined to have her baby completely natural. Problem was the baby had breached and the umbilical chord was wrapped around her neck so they had to go in and physically move the baby...all without any pain meds. I call that irresponsible. The kid is very smart and super healthy, though.
 
2010-12-20 04:41:47 PM
why would...?

Oh. The other happy fun place. My bad.
 
2010-12-20 04:41:52 PM
What's the big deal? I'm just going to get in there and destroy it again anyhow.
 
2010-12-20 04:42:04 PM
TheGreatGazoo: The scars really don't fade much. But they are great for scheduling around the OB's golf game.

Unless you are Michelle Duggar. Then it whistles if the wind gets above 20 mph.


I have a friend who is scheduling a c-section (first kiddo, so it's not like she had to) for next week, so that she can claim her new kiddo on their taxes. I would never say anything about it...but I can't help but wonder if that's messed up.
 
2010-12-20 04:42:16 PM
The mall?
 
2010-12-20 04:42:44 PM
bukketmaster: Not like it matters. They're all bats**t crazy once it's over no matter how the kid comes out. Hormones, you know.

images1.fanpop.com

Sorry dear, hormones
 
2010-12-20 04:43:06 PM
gunther_bumpass: So.. what did they call a C-section before 100 BC?

julius caesar:
The cognomen "Caesar" originated, according to Pliny the Elder, with an ancestor who was born by caesarean section (from the Latin verb to cut, caedere, caes-).

caesarian section:
The Roman Lex Regia, (later the Lex Caesarea) of Numa Pompilius (715-673 BC), required that the child of a mother dead in childbirth be cut from her womb.
 
2010-12-20 04:43:21 PM
rogue_L_chick: TheGreatGazoo: The scars really don't fade much. But they are great for scheduling around the OB's golf game.

Unless you are Michelle Duggar. Then it whistles if the wind gets above 20 mph.

I have a friend who is scheduling a c-section (first kiddo, so it's not like she had to) for next week, so that she can claim her new kiddo on their taxes. I would never say anything about it...but I can't help but wonder if that's messed up.


that is hilarious.
 
2010-12-20 04:43:54 PM
EvilEgg: The happy fun place bounces back

And in some cases, bounces back even better. I was pleasantly surprised.
 
2010-12-20 04:43:56 PM
rogue_L_chick: I have a friend who is scheduling a c-section (first kiddo, so it's not like she had to) for next week, so that she can claim her new kiddo on their taxes. I would never say anything about it...but I can't help but wonder if that's messed up.

It's more common than you think. And not just C-sections. Lots of women have labor induced at the end of December for the same reason.
 
2010-12-20 04:44:03 PM
Prank Call of Cthulhu: dahmers love zombie: Newsflash: If you're actually concerned that your woman's vagina will be too loose for you after she has a babby, you have an extremely small penis. And very little knowledge of female reproductive anatomy.

This is clearly an issue that Mythbusters needs to tackle.


Well, they have a chick who had a baby and a guy with an Asian penis, assuming one of the white guys boinked her before the baby we have all the elements we need to test this...


/Went to high school with Kari
//I was '92 she was '93
///don't remember her and she wouldn't know me unless she saw me perform on stage
 
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