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2010-12-19 10:06:29 PM  
Hopefully, we won't see the Chinese fire drill.
 
2010-12-19 11:13:57 PM  
fitsnews.com
 
2010-12-19 11:49:29 PM  
i47.photobucket.com

/Obligatory.
 
2010-12-19 11:49:49 PM  
What could possibly go wrong?
 
2010-12-19 11:52:04 PM  
If he's so lonely ronery, wouldn't Korea actually be Kolea?
 
2010-12-19 11:53:01 PM  
Yesterday, I performed a live fire drill in my buddy's subcompact after I had quite a bit of kim chi and Tubu Bokkum-Bap (Korean stinky tofu).

Silent, but deadly. Well, not so silent.
 
2010-12-19 11:53:50 PM  
Makh: Hopefully, we won't see the Chinese fire drill.

prepared

img.photobucket.com
 
2010-12-19 11:55:08 PM  
North Korea sucks.
 
2010-12-19 11:55:26 PM  
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it
 
2010-12-19 11:55:50 PM  
Meanwhile, Kim Jong Il is reported to have said, "I have had it rith these matherfarking South Koreans firing martherfarking rive ammo!"
 
2010-12-19 11:57:40 PM  
Yawn. Nothing's going to happen.
 
2010-12-19 11:59:18 PM  
Well, the news has a 50/50 chance of being boring or intensely horrifying tomorrow. What are the odds of North Korea and a chunk of china being wiped off the map look like?
 
2010-12-19 11:59:58 PM  
locustfajita: Yawn. Nothing's going to happen.

Tell you what. I'm really not buying the whole North Korean Doomsday scenario.
 
2010-12-20 12:00:06 AM  
Anyone want to give an ignoramus a quick run down of what the hell is going on here?
 
2010-12-20 12:00:29 AM  
How will this effect Global Warming?
 
2010-12-20 12:01:39 AM  
Fog fog fog... no drills Monday.

I will paypal $1 to the first Farker that points out I was wrong.
 
2010-12-20 12:01:48 AM  
Jaws_Victim: Well, the news has a 50/50 chance of being boring or intensely horrifying tomorrow. What are the odds of North Korea and a chunk of china being wiped off the map look like?

Summon the hippy dippy weatherman!

Tomorrow, darkness with patches of light. And possible hellfire and damnation.
 
2010-12-20 12:03:51 AM  
DreamWeaver: Anyone want to give an ignoramus a quick run down of what the hell is going on here?

North Korea: pew pew pew!
South Korea: pew pew pew!
Korean Peninsula: asplode!

/not really, a little drunk
//if I feel like it, I'll come back and post a real response
 
2010-12-20 12:04:40 AM  
Ah, ah, ah, subby. You didn't say the magic word!
 
2010-12-20 12:04:44 AM  
DreamWeaver: Anyone want to give an ignoramus a quick run down of what the hell is going on here?

South Korea is calling North Korea's bluff. Now's it's time to see who's got the cards.
 
2010-12-20 12:05:50 AM  
It would be poetic if WWIII started out with the lunar eclipse
 
2010-12-20 12:07:41 AM  
Jesus christ. What does it take to get ONE GOOD PUPPET COUNTRY. Goddamnit.
 
2010-12-20 12:07:43 AM  
Need to start preparing war scenario headlines now...

/from the bomb shelter
 
2010-12-20 12:07:48 AM  
China should just farking invade NK and make it part of the mainland. I mean the people will still be oppressed but at least they will leave everyone else alone.

China is probably the only country that could pull this off without starting another world war.
 
2010-12-20 12:08:20 AM  
Hey I just found out that North Korea is going let UN Inspectors back into their country to check out North Korea's nuclear program.

North Korea reportedly OKs nuclear inspectors (MarketWatch)
 
2010-12-20 12:10:04 AM  
DreamWeaver: Anyone want to give an ignoramus a quick run down of what the hell is going on here?

Every time the retarded, bastard son of a North Korean leader is ready to take over from Daddy they start this shiat for a couple of months. It helps them believe that the a superpower. Now if they could only get cars like they have in Cuba.
 
2010-12-20 12:10:41 AM  
Funk Brothers: Hey I just found out that North Korea is going let UN Inspectors back into their country to check out North Korea's nuclear program.

North Korea reportedly OKs nuclear inspectors (MarketWatch)


Fark 'em. He'll say that to get the heat off him, then when it's time for the inspectors to visit, he'll back out.
 
2010-12-20 12:11:27 AM  
vodka 2010-12-20 12:07:48 AM
China should just farking invade NK and make it part of the mainland. I mean the people will still be oppressed but at least they will leave everyone else alone.

China is probably the only country that could pull this off without starting another world war.


Why would China want North Korea?
 
2010-12-20 12:11:49 AM  
I have a friend teaching in Suwon, just south of Seoul. She said a US govt official called her mom today and told her to get in touch with my friend asap, and tell her to head to the nearest US military installation.

Could just be precaution, but I wouldn't think they'd be hassling the ex-pats if they weren't nervous about the situation... I told her to contact the embassy in Seoul and confirm, so we'll see what happens.

We'll see soon, the live fire drill was supposed to start right about now I believe...
 
2010-12-20 12:12:39 AM  
EnderX: How will this effect Global Warming?

Don't worry, nuclear winter will offset the global warming, it will all turn out OK.
 
2010-12-20 12:13:08 AM  
Time for pictures of Korean biatches again?
 
2010-12-20 12:13:28 AM  
SirEattonHogg: vodka 2010-12-20 12:07:48 AM
China should just farking invade NK and make it part of the mainland. I mean the people will still be oppressed but at least they will leave everyone else alone.

China is probably the only country that could pull this off without starting another world war.

Why would China want North Korea?


So as to end the North/South conflict? China supports the North, the US supports the South.

China is basically the only country backing NK, if they just go in and take them over and end it then it eliminates a lot of concerns globally of a US/China conflict.
 
2010-12-20 12:13:34 AM  
img692.imageshack.us
 
2010-12-20 12:14:19 AM  
Frank N Stein: It would be poetic if WWIII started out with the lunar eclipse

MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
 
2010-12-20 12:19:03 AM  
akede 2010-12-20 12:13:28 AM
SirEattonHogg: vodka 2010-12-20 12:07:48 AM
China should just farking invade NK and make it part of the mainland. I mean the people will still be oppressed but at least they will leave everyone else alone.

China is probably the only country that could pull this off without starting another world war.

Why would China want North Korea?

So as to end the North/South conflict? China supports the North, the US supports the South.

China is basically the only country backing NK, if they just go in and take them over and end it then it eliminates a lot of concerns globally of a US/China conflict.


Sure. But China has no interest in taking over North Korea. None. Why would they?

The best you could hope for is China doing regime change and putting another Korean in charge, like America used to do during the bad ole days with South/Central American regimes.
 
2010-12-20 12:23:21 AM  
DreamWeaver: Anyone want to give an ignoramus a quick run down of what the hell is going on here?

The StarCraft server is in danger of going down.

Can we use the Hawkeye Pierce strategy this time?
 
2010-12-20 12:23:31 AM  
asianpose.com

www.cba6.com

www.asianbikini.org

www.vietnamwebsite.net
 
2010-12-20 12:25:07 AM  
Makh: Hopefully, we won't see the Chinese fire drill.

GODDAMN YOU!!!!!!
chases tiny chinese around tiny car
 
2010-12-20 12:33:16 AM  
According to the photographic evidence provided, you can stick your dick in a Korean chick.

/End Threadjack
 
2010-12-20 12:34:51 AM  
So does this mean that North Korea has an army of godless commie Velociraptors?
 
2010-12-20 12:35:31 AM  
How exactly is this different from every other time?
 
2010-12-20 12:39:35 AM  
This is just SK saying, "Do something you, little biatch. We don't think YOU have the balls nor the allies you think you do. Oh, and if you think about shelling Seoul, you can bet not only will we destroy your forces at the border, but you capital will be dust."
 
2010-12-20 12:39:51 AM  
If the North uses its nukes. Can we rightly blame Bush for it?
 
2010-12-20 12:41:11 AM  
Dr.Gonzo7719: I have a friend teaching in Suwon, just south of Seoul. She said a US govt official called her mom today and told her to get in touch with my friend asap, and tell her to head to the nearest US military installation.

Could just be precaution, but I wouldn't think they'd be hassling the ex-pats if they weren't nervous about the situation... I told her to contact the embassy in Seoul and confirm, so we'll see what happens.

We'll see soon, the live fire drill was supposed to start right about now I believe...


Yeah. Some of the stuff I have been reading around military blogs and sites says the Navy has been putting a larger percentage of ships to sea, and some of them early too. As much as Best Korea likes to fark with the world like this, this time it smells a little more real.

I still don't see it going all out war, but something bad seems as likely to happen as not.
 
2010-12-20 12:42:11 AM  
On the bright side. This might free up the Starcraft servers.
 
2010-12-20 12:44:54 AM  
DreamWeaver: Anyone want to give an ignoramus a quick run down of what the hell is going on here?

Black Eagle reporting.
 
2010-12-20 12:47:09 AM  
Necrosis: DreamWeaver: Anyone want to give an ignoramus a quick run down of what the hell is going on here?

North Korea: pew pew pew!
South Korea: pew pew pew!
Korean Peninsula: asplode!

/not really, a little drunk
//if I feel like it, I'll come back and post a real response


tartley.com
 
2010-12-20 12:47:29 AM  
Wouldn't both sides prefer a nice game of chess?
 
2010-12-20 12:48:07 AM  


China is probably the only country that could pull this off without starting another world war.

Why would China want North Korea?

So as to end the North/South conflict? China supports the North, the US supports the South.

China is basically the only country backing NK, if they just go in and take them over and end it then it eliminates a lot of concerns globally of a US/China conflict.

Sure. But China has no interest in taking over North Korea. None. Why would they?


The best you could hope for is China doing regime change and putting another Korean in charge, like America used to do during the bad ole days with South/Central American regimes.

Another Micheal Townley couldn't exist in this day and age and even if there was another Pinochet idle behind Ill waiting in the wings, he couldnt do a goddamn thing with all those NK zombies until they got years of easy time rehabilitation into the world as it is now. They have nothing to compare their current situation and believe Ill is a demigod.

China doesn't want X millions of starving N. Korean shut ins relying on them and SK isnt taking them all without a land grab.

I dont pretend to know the answer but getting the current farked up family dictatorship out of power is a damn good start.
 
2010-12-20 12:49:20 AM  
Necrosis: DreamWeaver: Anyone want to give an ignoramus a quick run down of what the hell is going on here?

North Korea: pew pew pew!
South Korea: pew pew pew!
Korean Peninsula: asplode!

/not really, a little drunk
//if I feel like it, I'll come back and post a real response


Longer version, world finds out that Best Korea sunk a South Korean warship. Best Korea says "Oh yeah, do something about it." South Korea deliberates. Best Korea then decides to shell a disputed island in South Korea, just because they could I guess. This time South Korea ups the rhetoric, vows to hold a live fire military exercise in the area, you know, to show that they have a big dick too. Best K says "oooooh! You better not or I'm going to kick your ass by the bike racks after school!" South K can't back down even if they wanted to at this point, and now we are all waiting to find out if Best K is really crazy enough to bring about their own annihilation.

Oh yeah, and the US has a close to 30,000 service men and women there as bait to make sure we get drawn into whatever mess may happen.
 
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