Suuuuure, Studman-mitter, sure.

I hope your hand never gets a tattoo, or you'll never get a bit of sexual relief ever again.

These pics suck. I would like to get an up-close and personal look at her ink to evaluate it.

Plenty of guys get turned on when they see my tattoo

sweetmelissa31: Plenty of guys get turned on when they see my tattoo

wow... that would take me from "oh baby yeah" to "oh... um... I just remembered a story I think I should tell you: Once upon a time get dressed and go home and we all lived happily ever after far away from each other" in about as long as it took to register what I was looking at.

And the tat in the link looks like it's going to be a dagger handle, so it's not done yet till they add the blade.

...unless it's a lightsabre dagger handle, and she can get it to light up or something when you touch it. That would kind of negate the ick factor of the tattoo.

I'm sick of all this nonstop Teri Polo news!

They should rename it Drew Teri's Totalpolofark.com/poloderangementsyndrome!

Ah, good old Fark Tattoo Threads.

we_hates: I don't hate tattoos like some Farkers, but very rarely if ever have I thought a tattoo increased a woman's attractiveness.

Well put. While have seen many tats that actually take away from the natural beauty of a woman, I've not once seen one that makes an improvement (opinion, of course).

My least favorite kind is anything elaborate on the back. It's especially annoying during a certain sex position to stare at what looks like a 5 year-old's interpretation of an MC Escher painting. That, and the back is often one the most artful parts of a woman (neck, small, etc).

Shut up Subby

The person who had a weird tattoo was that guy from the documentary "Catfish". He's supposed to be in a long distance relationship with a girl, but he has a tramp stamp. So is he bi, or did someone play a joke on him and tell him a lower back tat is 'manly'?

hasty ambush: I can see a member of the military (male) maybe getting one but there is no good reason for a female to disfigure her body with one.

Know how I know you like plowing military guys with tramp stamps?

Sure...the likes of Grace Kelly. Marilyn Monroe, Ava Gardner and so forth were about the most staggeringly beautiful women ever to walk the earth, but what really would have sexed them up was some ink.

You just go ahead and keep telling yourselves that.

What a tattoo on a woman says to me is that she thinks you are so profoundly dim that you need visual assistance to locate the attractive parts.

It's like serving wine from a $100 bottle in a styrofoam Dunkin' Donuts cup.

Gulper Eel: It's like serving wine from a $100 bottle in a styrofoam Dunkin' Donuts cup.

That has to be the dumbest analogy ever.

What a stupid publicity piece. "We don't like a tattoo. Here is a summary of her new movie".

jamieleighc: What is it about tattoos that makes everyone so cranky? What is it about a tattoo that makes you an attention whore and/or a skank? I really am curious.

You really don't want to ask that here.