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2010-12-19 12:17:24 PM
At Tampa Bay -4.5 Detroit 43
There's no reason whatsoever for this line to be this small. Tampa will crush today.

Cool and breezy
Not like last week
Tebow is the new Freeman
 
2010-12-19 12:17:25 PM
CavalierEternal: Adolf Oliver Nipples: CavalierEternal: Adolf Oliver Nipples: CavalierEternal: RminusQ: CavalierEternal: Wait, I thought the Browns were totally eliminated? Are you saying there's still a way for them to make the playoffs?!

You are correct. I forgot to update that line after the Monday night game (the highlighting and shiat isn't automatically done), just the grid).

WAY TO GET MY SLIM HOPES UP.

If I recall correctly, we had a little wager this season. Do I recall correctly?

Remind me, if you will, precisely what that wager was?

Truthfully, it doesn't matter. If I recall, the bet was a sixer of good beer on the loser, and since a) there's no way I lost that bet and b) I don't drink anymore, I was only reminded of it because of my desire to put the screws to a Browns fan. It's getting harder to do, let me tell you. The Browns might actually be good in the next few years.

That's a shame because I do, in fact, happen to have two untouched six-packs of Great Lakes Christmas Ale in the back of my fridge right now. We can call it even since I never received payment for the wager you lost last year. ;D

/8 sacks
//8 SACKS!


Oh, so you DID remember. And we made a bet last year? I don't remember that. Hmmm. I'll take your word for it.

It's really a shame that it's all but impossible to search Fark with any sort of ease... if only there were a way...
 
2010-12-19 12:18:34 PM
Chupacabra Sandwich: Joe Flacco is tall.

Really ESPN? So far we've had a Vick piece and a Joe Flacco is tall piece. Jesus Christ.

I usually use this time to watch the premier league. Stupid snow.

oh well, I'm switching to something else, this is awful.


But he's REALLY tall! This is important television!
 
2010-12-19 12:21:19 PM
Adolf Oliver Nipples: CavalierEternal: Adolf Oliver Nipples: CavalierEternal: Adolf Oliver Nipples: CavalierEternal: RminusQ: CavalierEternal: Wait, I thought the Browns were totally eliminated? Are you saying there's still a way for them to make the playoffs?!

You are correct. I forgot to update that line after the Monday night game (the highlighting and shiat isn't automatically done), just the grid).

WAY TO GET MY SLIM HOPES UP.

If I recall correctly, we had a little wager this season. Do I recall correctly?

Remind me, if you will, precisely what that wager was?

Truthfully, it doesn't matter. If I recall, the bet was a sixer of good beer on the loser, and since a) there's no way I lost that bet and b) I don't drink anymore, I was only reminded of it because of my desire to put the screws to a Browns fan. It's getting harder to do, let me tell you. The Browns might actually be good in the next few years.

That's a shame because I do, in fact, happen to have two untouched six-packs of Great Lakes Christmas Ale in the back of my fridge right now. We can call it even since I never received payment for the wager you lost last year. ;D

/8 sacks
//8 SACKS!

Oh, so you DID remember. And we made a bet last year? I don't remember that. Hmmm. I'll take your word for it.

It's really a shame that it's all but impossible to search Fark with any sort of ease... if only there were a way...


Naw, I just happen to work in a store that sells specialty beers and we unexpectedly got two cases of Christmas Ale in a couple days ago. Needless to say, I bought as much as I could before it sold out about an hour later.
 
2010-12-19 12:21:20 PM
BlaineIsAPain: My WR corps is cursed. Lost Malcom Floyd and Dez Bryant over the last couple weeks to injuries so for my #2 spot I'm left with:
Donald Driver @ NE
Percy Harvin vs CHI
Nate Washington vs HOU

Yes these are all shiatty options but I have to pick one.


Harvin. Have you looked at the free agent market?
 
2010-12-19 12:21:30 PM
Rich British bastards (and their little dogs too) should be brought to America for one reason and one reason only:

To hunt down and kill the Car Fox.
 
2010-12-19 12:22:56 PM
INeedAName: Chupacabra Sandwich: Joe Flacco is tall.

Really ESPN? So far we've had a Vick piece and a Joe Flacco is tall piece. Jesus Christ.

I usually use this time to watch the premier league. Stupid snow.

oh well, I'm switching to something else, this is awful.

But he's REALLY tall! This is important television!


he does make me double take whenever he comes over to pat Rice on the butt. Rice and MJD make the league look freakishly tall.
 
2010-12-19 12:23:13 PM
I really am hoping to see Tebow shut up the haters.
 
2010-12-19 12:23:28 PM
QuailhuntingwithCheney: mjoven1975: Raider

If that was a Monday night game with Gannon as QB for KC I was there. And it has been pouring buckets all week here. That field is gonna be the equivalent of a small lake by game time. If Tebow can walk on water today he could prove it. I'd rather see the Raiders end his career today instead though.


No it wasn't. Gannon was already QB of the Raiders. Here's the boxscore to the game I was referring to: (the game was in the 2002 season, NOT 2000 as I previously stated)
Link (new window)
 
2010-12-19 12:23:46 PM
mikaloyd:
To hunt down and kill the Car Fox.



Oh my, yes.
 
2010-12-19 12:24:03 PM
Chupacabra Sandwich: I usually use this time to watch the premier league. Stupid snow.

oh well, I'm switching to something else, this is awful.


Michael Irvin's flaptraptions over on the NFL net's pregame actually drove me back to ESPN this morning.
Now, I'm going to the boobies page. More relevant content, don't you know.
 
2010-12-19 12:24:06 PM
You sports nerds are weird.
 
2010-12-19 12:24:07 PM
i'm curious if anyone is starting tebow on their fantasy roster today.
 
2010-12-19 12:24:39 PM
Jay Glazer just summed up the last decade for the Redskins in one sentence: "Hey, with this team, you just don't know!"
 
2010-12-19 12:24:40 PM
rickythepenguin: Why shouldn't I play for the Pack? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm under center at Lambeau. Somebody puts a blitz package in, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. I make the hot read and we gain 2 yards and I don't get sacked. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe I missed a hot read that could have gone for 6. Once they know I can make that read, they blitz me all day and fifteen hundred people in the stands, people I never met, never had no problem with, don't get their touchdown. Now the studio crew is sayin', "Oh, send in the kicker to get the easy three points", 'cause they don't give a shiat. It won't be their team over there, gettin' housed. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour on the IR or PUP. It'll be some kid from LSU takin' a blitz in the ass. And he comes back to find that the team he used to play for didn't have a great season in the SEC. And the guy who put the blitz on my ass, his kid might get a shot at LSU. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was that Rodgers got a concussion. we could install an offensive package that would let us be competitive. Just manage the game.

And, of course, the Patriots used Rodger's injury over here to scare up the Packers. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy Aaron. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the QB back, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic coach who likes to drink martinis and farkin' play slalom with the starting lineup and it ain't too long 'til he blows a game. Kills all the playoff hopes in Lambeau. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to play, so he's got to walk to the locker room , which sucks 'cause his concussion is givin' him chronic migraines. And meanwhile he's starvin', 'cause every time he tries to get a throw a pass, the only pass he's throwin' is a 5 yard checkdown.

So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fark it, while I'm at it why not just hand the ball off, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up season ticket prices, bomb a pass, club Belichick, hit the WR on a skinny post and win the game? I could be named starter in 2011 and make it to Canton.


They're trying to goad me, trying to own me. But this isn't a gunfight. It's not about pride or ego. It's only about winning the game. I can leave now, even with Rodgers and Favre... and halfway to paying McCarthy back. That's the safe play. I told Rodgers you can't lose when you don't throw the DAGRON. But you can't win much either.
 
2010-12-19 12:24:51 PM
Wow, that's the first time I've heard Key mention his being disciplined in Tampa.

As an Eagles fan, the Donovan drama in DC is schadenfreudetastic.
 
2010-12-19 12:25:55 PM
muck4doo: BlaineIsAPain: My WR corps is cursed. Lost Malcom Floyd and Dez Bryant over the last couple weeks to injuries so for my #2 spot I'm left with:
Donald Driver @ NE
Percy Harvin vs CHI
Nate Washington vs HOU

Yes these are all shiatty options but I have to pick one.

Harvin. Have you looked at the free agent market?


Harvin is a real risky play. Monday night game, 3rd string QB, possible migraine problem, outdoors. I dunno.

I'm in a 13 team league so the free agent market is pretty bad. The only guys I'd even consider are Brandon Gibson and Anthony Armstrong if sexy Rexy unleashes a couple dragons his way.
 
2010-12-19 12:29:18 PM
i just want to congratulate the Bears on the nfc north title after our packers get destroyed tonight. Too many injuries have killed this season finally. BTW you still suck Chicago. But congrats
 
2010-12-19 12:29:57 PM
rickythepenguin:
At Dallas -7 Washington 44.5

mmmmm. fun number. Washington is just awful in every facet. i wonder what the temperature of their locker room is right now. mcnabb and hayneswroth and shanahan's hamfisted assertion of power....but are they 7 worse than Dallas? I'll say Dallas wins but Wash covers. i don't see this as a 7 point game, even with Ramsey at QB.


Did I miss something? Is it 2005 again?
 
2010-12-19 12:30:00 PM
BlaineIsAPain: muck4doo: BlaineIsAPain: My WR corps is cursed. Lost Malcom Floyd and Dez Bryant over the last couple weeks to injuries so for my #2 spot I'm left with:
Donald Driver @ NE
Percy Harvin vs CHI
Nate Washington vs HOU

Yes these are all shiatty options but I have to pick one.

Harvin. Have you looked at the free agent market?

Harvin is a real risky play. Monday night game, 3rd string QB, possible migraine problem, outdoors. I dunno.

I'm in a 13 team league so the free agent market is pretty bad. The only guys I'd even consider are Brandon Gibson and Anthony Armstrong if sexy Rexy unleashes a couple dragons his way.


Didn't know he was a monday night call. Try Driver then.
 
2010-12-19 12:30:34 PM
I had picked Oakland for my suicide pool (still alive!) this week, but I got the hell out of Dodge when I saw Tim Tebow starting.

That said, I did select the Broncos for 5 minutes before switching to Miami, and I felt better for having done it.
 
2010-12-19 12:30:44 PM
rickythepenguin: So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fark it, while I'm at it why not just hand the ball off, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up season ticket prices, bomb a pass, club Belichick, hit the WR on a skinny post and win the game? I could be named starter in 2011 and make it to Canton.

That was goddamn beautiful.
 
2010-12-19 12:33:47 PM
cellar.org

Take The East!
 
2010-12-19 12:34:02 PM
mtylerjr: Did I miss something? Is it 2005 again?

my mistake....i heard soemthing today about Ramsey being signed....he's a vike, not a washington palyer sorry bruddah.
 
2010-12-19 12:34:06 PM
John Nash: rickythepenguin: Why shouldn't I play for the Pack? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm under center at Lambeau. Somebody puts a blitz package in, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. I make the hot read and we gain 2 yards and I don't get sacked. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe I missed a hot read that could have gone for 6. Once they know I can make that read, they blitz me all day and fifteen hundred people in the stands, people I never met, never had no problem with, don't get their touchdown. Now the studio crew is sayin', "Oh, send in the kicker to get the easy three points", 'cause they don't give a shiat. It won't be their team over there, gettin' housed. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour on the IR or PUP. It'll be some kid from LSU takin' a blitz in the ass. And he comes back to find that the team he used to play for didn't have a great season in the SEC. And the guy who put the blitz on my ass, his kid might get a shot at LSU. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was that Rodgers got a concussion. we could install an offensive package that would let us be competitive. Just manage the game.

And, of course, the Patriots used Rodger's injury over here to scare up the Packers. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy Aaron. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the QB back, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic coach who likes to drink martinis and farkin' play slalom with the starting lineup and it ain't too long 'til he blows a game. Kills all the playoff hopes in Lambeau. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to play, so he's got to walk to the locker room , which sucks 'cause his concussion is givin' him chronic migraines. And meanwhile he's starvin', 'cause every time he tries to get a throw a pass, the only pass he's throwin' is a 5 yard checkdown.

So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fark it, while I'm at it why not just hand the ball off, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up season ticket prices, bomb a pass, club Belichick, hit the WR on a skinny post and win the game? I could be named starter in 2011 and make it to Canton.

They're trying to goad me, trying to own me. But this isn't a gunfight. It's not about pride or ego. It's only about winning the game. I can leave now, even with Rodgers and Favre... and halfway to paying McCarthy back. That's the safe play. I told Rodgers you can't lose when you don't throw the DAGRON. But you can't win much either.


I'm having trouble deciding which of you two bastards are more magnificent. Good stuff, guys.
 
2010-12-19 12:35:17 PM
eddievercetti: Take The East!

Wow, that blonde has nice cans, although I'm partial to the redheads myself.
 
2010-12-19 12:35:17 PM
eddievercetti: Take The East!

I can see her vagina from here.
 
2010-12-19 12:36:06 PM
Steelers 9 - Jets 5
 
2010-12-19 12:36:13 PM
I have absolutely zero interest in football today, seeing as I'm home for winter break and can only watch the games on a small tv, and my team doesn't lose until tomorrow. With that being said:

www4.obamiconme.pastemagazine.com

Please, either throw for 4 TDs and 400 yards or completely melt down and pull a full Delhomme. I don't see any way that Sexy Rexy gets benched this game, Shanahan's credibility would be zero if he did that.
 
2010-12-19 12:37:03 PM
If the Cards take the NFC West...wow, man

It'll be farking funny as hell
 
2010-12-19 12:37:15 PM
eddievercetti: Take The East!

Tron cheerleaders??
 
2010-12-19 12:37:29 PM
VvonderJesus: I have absolutely zero interest in football today, seeing as I'm home for winter break and can only watch the games on a small tv, and my team doesn't lose until tomorrow. With that being said:



Please, either throw for 4 TDs and 400 yards or completely melt down and pull a full Delhomme. I don't see any way that Sexy Rexy gets benched this game, Shanahan's credibility would be zero if he did that.


Prepare to be Snydered.
 
2010-12-19 12:38:09 PM
eddievercetti: If the Cards take the NFC West...wow, man

It'll be farking funny as hell


It would confuse the hell out of Donovan McNabb.
 
2010-12-19 12:38:28 PM
Okay, last minute roster panic. Would I be crazy to bench Brandon Lloyd for Jeremy Maclin today?
 
2010-12-19 12:38:53 PM
Let's go:

RAMS
JAGUARS
BILLS
PACKERS
SAINTS

and

J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS
 
2010-12-19 12:39:33 PM
VvonderJesus: Please, either throw for 4 TDs and 400 yards or completely melt down and pull a full Delhomme. I don't see any way that Sexy Rexy gets benched this game, Shanahan's credibility would be zero if he did that.

John Beck era will begin today. And end today, as both Rex and John will be injured, forcing Shanahan to put McNabb in, who will lead them to an epic comeback victory, and then promptly retires.
 
2010-12-19 12:41:09 PM
www.keeperleaguegm.com

Boy, you'd really have to be dumb if your fantasy football QB went down with a concussion just as the playoffs started and you had no backup qb on the roster. Really farkin' stupid.

/Get well soon, Rodgers
//bail me out, Kitna!
 
2010-12-19 12:41:28 PM
John Nash: Okay, last minute roster panic. Would I be crazy to bench Brandon Lloyd for Jeremy Maclin today?

No
 
2010-12-19 12:42:23 PM
BlaineIsAPain: muck4doo: BlaineIsAPain: My WR corps is cursed. Lost Malcom Floyd and Dez Bryant over the last couple weeks to injuries so for my #2 spot I'm left with:
Donald Driver @ NE
Percy Harvin vs CHI
Nate Washington vs HOU

Yes these are all shiatty options but I have to pick one.

Harvin. Have you looked at the free agent market?

Harvin is a real risky play. Monday night game, 3rd string QB, possible migraine problem, outdoors. I dunno.

I'm in a 13 team league so the free agent market is pretty bad. The only guys I'd even consider are Brandon Gibson and Anthony Armstrong if sexy Rexy unleashes a couple dragons his way.


Rodgers is benched so no on Driver, imo, and Washington is on the downside as an option with Collins. Brandon Gibson would be a good pickup is you are just looking for 5-7 points from yards. If he gets a score, then woot for you. Solid 5 points or very risky options are your options.
 
2010-12-19 12:42:54 PM
2wolves: VvonderJesus: I have absolutely zero interest in football today, seeing as I'm home for winter break and can only watch the games on a small tv, and my team doesn't lose until tomorrow. With that being said:



Please, either throw for 4 TDs and 400 yards or completely melt down and pull a full Delhomme. I don't see any way that Sexy Rexy gets benched this game, Shanahan's credibility would be zero if he did that.

Prepare to be Snydered.


What? The Skins are signing Favre?
 
2010-12-19 12:43:41 PM
Flying Lasagna Monster: Boy, you'd really have to be dumb if your fantasy football QB went down with a concussion just as the playoffs started and you had no backup qb on the roster. Really farkin' stupid.

/Get well soon, Rodgers
//bail me out, Kitna!


Kitna has been a good backup. You should be fine. He's done a lot better than I thought he would.
 
2010-12-19 12:44:24 PM
The Flexecutioner: BlaineIsAPain: muck4doo: BlaineIsAPain: Solid 5 points or very risky options are your options.

wow, what a clunky sentence.
 
2010-12-19 12:46:12 PM
If Cassel can't go (and it's looking more and more likely he won't as he warms up), do you bench Bowe for Santana Moss? Croyle couldn't hit him wide open last week and the Chargers didn't even bother rolling a safety over to him...
Money decision. I'm sure whichever way i go will result in head-desk
 
2010-12-19 12:47:28 PM
Johnson, Peterson, McFadden and Hillis.

Start three. Thinking of sitting Peterson. Go!
 
2010-12-19 12:48:32 PM
wait wait.. the Panthers are FAVORED today?
 
2010-12-19 12:49:13 PM
The Bestest: wait wait.. the Panthers are FAVORED today?

No.
 
2010-12-19 12:49:44 PM
is it poosible for ESPN to not suck mannings dick one freaken week?
 
2010-12-19 12:50:00 PM
The Flexecutioner: BlaineIsAPain: muck4doo: BlaineIsAPain:

Rodgers is benched so no on Driver, imo, and Washington is on the downside as an option with Collins. Brandon Gibson would be a good pickup is you are just looking for 5-7 points from yards. If he gets a score, then woot for you. Solid 5 points or very risky options are your options.


I think you're right. I really don't trust any of my guys. I'm gonna roll with Gibson.
 
2010-12-19 12:50:51 PM
This Peyton Dance song is 80% retarded, and 20% epic lolz.
 
2010-12-19 12:51:29 PM
Chupacabra Sandwich: The Bestest: wait wait.. the Panthers are FAVORED today?

No.


OK, because I was confused, as Frank Calliendo picked the Cardinals as his "upset special".
 
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